❤️ lucky to be celebrating my best friend’s 14th birthday

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Nothing could possibly be more terrifying than watching the Saints today, so we figured we’d drown our sorrows in horror and watch Black Phone 2.😂

Stafford is ridiculous

Awww I forgot Teddy is Baker's backup ❤️❤️ I love him

This how ima be as a mom

This is so accurate

My love for the Saints made me hate the Falcons. Then my love for the Saints made me hate the Saints too. I hate 'em both.

I'm off Thursday and Friday..but still 🤣🤣

Cowboys fans beating the Eagles by three at home.

MOOD (Watching the Saints game)

Tears for Fears release “Shout” 41 yrs ago today. The ‘80s, said Roland Orzabal, brought “a lot of fear, a lot of political tension. .. It’s really about empowerment — about refusing the roles you’ve been told to play. It’s an invitation. It’s saying: if something is wrong, say so. Say it loudly.”

The Saints are allergic to the red zone.

Who gives a fuck.

Trusting your 36 year old gadget player instead of your starting starting QB. Fire Kellen Moore into the sun.

Every time I turn it back on the game, it gets fucking worse.

💔

I'm totally fine with arresting him and deporting him to El Salvador.

Lions win and Dallas ass whooping makes up for Saints stinking for another week I guess lol

The Gulf doesn't deserve you. And we need you. So many freakin hugs.

"Great legal scholars" like your US Atty. Lindsay Halligan who can't even follow federal rules of criminal procedure in her attempt at prosecuting James Comey?

Glad I changed the channel

Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?

Now we go from Giants Lions to the Ass Bowl

Okay I like the black helmets

GIBBS!!!!?

Only someone this wealthy would so flippantly suggest you uproot your life, sell your house, pull your kids out of school, quit your job, request a transfer — all to save 50 basis points on CPI. 🤡

This made my whole day!!

Lmfao. Fuck you Vikings

The only thing better than watching Butker miss a field goal is watching KC have to kick another field goal cuz that's all they can do

I hope white people, one of which I am, step it up starting in January regarding engagement in politics. This is our mess to clean up. I know folks resent me for saying it, but think about it. What does that say about them that they pick anger & resentment over asking what can they do to help.

Yep that'll do it for yall two

These early games are obnoxious. I can't stand the Chiefs, fuck the Vikings and Packers fans are annoying LOL AND I ALREADY KNOW THE SAINTS ARE GOING TO PISS ME OFF TODAY

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."

Bill Cassidy has done infinitely more for the antivaccine movement than he can ever claim he has done to promote vaccination. He is one of the worst antivaxxers to ever live.

Fuck Jake Tapper..but fuck Cassidy more

This mother fucker is a DOCTOR

GOOD MORNING, IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE #EAGLES TO PLAY

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

The ring crew having to clean the ring after Briscoe/Fletcher after they had JUST cleaned it after O'Reilly vs Mox #aewfullgear

When history looks back to this time, and the swift crumbling of the government and society, they won't have to wonder for centuries what happened. They can point to the manual that was available long before it happened. Project 2025 And they'll know it was Christians again.

I love it when you call me il Papa

"yr open mouth awaiting my harvest" is genuinely disgusting. Necromancer foreplay. Four Horseman: Pestilence ass text

Jfc, if people canonize MTG we are doomed

fantasy, overall. These are my comfort movies when the world is shitty. Sidenote: if men were as open with their emotions/feelings as they are depicted in these movies, where they're not shy about celebrating their bonds and love with one another, the world would be a kinder, more gentler place.

Amen #booksky

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