Stomach. It’s crazy, matter how I initially go to sleep, I always wake up on my stomach. No matter what.

Why Nicki. Either drop or don’t man, damn.

Eli Manning retired 7th All-Time in Completions, Passing Yards, and Passing Touchdowns. All-time. That means in the history of the game. That + 2 Super Bowl MVPs makes him HoF-worthy. IDGAF about your arguments otherwise.

At the time he retired he was lower top 10 all-time in nearly every QB statistic that HoF voters consider. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ “mid”

Eating Three Brother’s Pizza and watching #GoodFortune #AMCAList

lol the lesson isn't that Black women are superheroes. The lesson is to believe people when they say things like "I don't like you and I want to harm you."

What’s the best Movie/Show recap channel on YouTube? Some stuff I have no intention of ever actually watching but still kinda curious as to what happens, so I’d spent 20 minutes watching a recap rather than 2 hours watching the actual movie.

Every other pitcher in all of baseball acts like they don’t know which end of the bat they’re supposed to hold and I kinda just don’t wanna hear that shit anymore. 🤣🤣🤣 Am I alone in this?

Grindin is on hold on line two.

Social Media and Podcast mics have ruined Straight People Dating forever. Which is part of why me, a Straight People, doesn't see the point in trying to date at all these days.

Madame Web.

why am still I seeing posts from people I have muted on my timeline. I muted them for a reason.

Hail To The Redskins

does the Maryland Comptroller's Office actually have any employees? I've been calling them for months because I need to know what my remaining balance is so I can pay it and no matter when I call, I get a automated message and then hung up on.

STFU You old hag body bitch. You built like a sandwich board body bitch. You 480p flatscreen body bitch. You Face got dragged across a dirt road body bitch. You Made by one of Satan’s interns cause God couldn’t be bothered body bitch. You Wicked Witch of West Virginia body bitch. How dare you.

Sonic Rings The "You're running out of time" warning in Mario Getting spotted in Metal Gear and the most Iconic Sound Effect in all of Gaming History - The Beginning of the Final Fantasy Victory theme youtu.be/BwwGuEWBOzY?...

It’s the white version of “I no Black, I Dominican”

This Is America.

Life Skills. things like financial literacy and basic everyday adult life skills, like changing tires/oil, cooking, etc.

She ain’t gonna respond because she got WORKED.

Jimmy started it, tryna finesse his way into a Drake feature by insulting his opps in interviews. Then didn’t even get the feature.

Depends on what kind of mood I am in when I start drinking. If I am in a bad mood I am sullen, quiet and tend to isolate myself and not want to deal with people. If I am in a good mood I am loud and silly AF, and far more outgoing and far less inhibited than I usually am.

They’re gonna be really mad when we apply their own Logic and Morals to acknowledge that their own candidates are war criminals that did nothing to prevent and/or enabled genocide too.

Someone said that Half-white Canadian Jewish Millionaire Aubrey Graham filing a lawsuit and losing = buck breaking. Celebrity Worship Stan Culture makes you abandon all reason. Drake hasn’t written a single song good enough for this level of ridiculousness.

that man absolutely picks his lawyers based almost solely on whether he wants to fuck them or not.

"wealthy new yorkers who take the bus"

Fuck the Eagles. Thank you for your attention in this matter. #NYGiants

Why are you N-Words slandering Cheesecake on my timeline?

OVHoes in shambles. They were absolutely sure that Drake was saving Hip-Hop with this lawsuit 🤣🤣🤣

I …. can’t work today. I can’t get on a customer service phone and actually talk to people right now. I’m going back to sleep.

Argue with the government the way you argue with Black ppl in their mentions. Maybe we’ll get some shit done✨

He's Blue Trump.

I’ve been by myself for a while now but I’ve never felt truly lonely until now.

My Granny was the best BidWhist player that ever existed. She once bid a 7 No on me and ran that shit. I had the best hand of my life and I bid a 6 Low. She said 7 No and I looked at her like she was crazy. And then she ran it. Now I am going to go cry again.

Today has been the longest day of my life.

Sitting in the waiting lobby of the ICU(they only let one of us sit in the actual room at a time overnight ) hoping my Granny makes it through the night. 😭😭😭

Having to pay for parking at the Emergency Room is ridiculous.

Wtf why is it 80 degrees again

Ya’ll really made that man film himself reading 🤣🤣🤣 And his voice sounded like a dude who probably has a weird case

Nah, break the backboard big dog Cause wtf

I do need to find someone who likes going to the movies as much as I do tho…. I’ma be dolo all the time soon, my kid is grown now and will stop having time for me soon.

with me, you have to be blatant and obvious. I assume anyone I come across wants nothing to do with me, until proven otherwise.

I’m the type of person you have to actively tell that you like. I don’t assume niceness as interest.

Dear #Blacksky - what mobile app are you using to access the timeline? I use Blacksky.community on my pc, but I'm using the regular Bluesky app on my phone, but I'm thinking maybe it is time to try something else? suggestions, advice?

post a video of you reading 1 page of a Harry Potter book nigga

She did not say that ONLY Men were illiterate. She said she's not attracted to people below a specific academic level. I dropped out of college, and even I understood the point. and here you go jumping into the mentions to hit-dog-holler, validating her opinion by being a dumb nigga. grow up.

Soon as that Blacksky mobile app shows up….