Someone told me once that the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" was basically sex. The whole story is actually just an allegory for puberty (hence Eve goes through it first) and why their "punishment" is essentially "Get tf out of here and go get a job."

Obviously. MAGAs aint never seen a problem they didn't think they could solve by massive escalation.

Been married nearly 2 decades. I can't imagine not being able to just...talk. About whatever. No matter how silly the convo. But you can't be chatty Pattys together if you don't actually *like* each other...that's probably the sad disconnect for some.

20 likes is definitely a lot!

$600 for a studio apartment that used to be a hotel room in a seedy neighborhood was pretty good 20 years ago. My first 1bdrm (2005) was $1020 and they raised the rent $50 every 6 months.

the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators

Unless it ends in a T. Eg Target, Home Depot

I think it goes in life stages. Childhood/adolescence runs to about 16. Young adulthood goes from 17 to 24ish. 25 to 40 is just "grown." Caterpiller -> Butterfly -> Mothra

Mega Man Legends NFL Blitz Starfox 64 (I'll play it regardless) The original Medal of Honor Spiderman/Venom Maximum Carnage Sim City 2000 Literally any Wing Commander game

Wight walkers are fucking WEIRD.

If you're being bullied, you need to talk to your teachers and lunchroom supervisors and handle it the right way. If you fight back, you'll get in even more trouble than the bully for retaliating. Gave my son the opposite advice. He broke a kid's nose in 7th grade. Bully problems since then: ZERO.

Never. That's some shit my dad used to do, so I am EXTREMELY HOSTILE to the concept of infidelity.

Seriously, thoguh MORE THAN HALF Which means every white person you know who says they voted for Harris (and ALOT of them are lying) has at least one close family member who voted for Trump. "But the Bernie bros!" "But uncommitted!" "But the left!" "But the woke!" BUT YOUR OWN GODDAMN COUSIN!

You want forgiveness, go pray to God. You want ME off your ass, apologize and make it right.

I'm AT work. Doesn't mean I'm workin.

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

When you screw up all the settings in the character creator and accidentally hit "save" instead of "exit."

This is the most elaborate "screw in a lightbulb" joke setup I've ever seen. And now I'm picturing a dude walking around the house with some girl spinning on his dick like a tasmanian devil holding a lightbulb over her head while I'm supposed to be sleeping.

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Which is why I'm only half joking when I say that we should pass gun control laws so that only women are allowed to own them. A man holding a gun should be assumed to be up to no goos unless he is being directly supervised by a responsible woman.

Post a famous bathroom scene

An offensive play where the tight end on the weak side pulls and takes the handoff while the half and full backs block on an outside run. Buuuuuuuuut it probably means something completely different in yhis context.

This you confessing to CONTINUING to watch that verbal war crime?

So what you're saying is, you COULD have waited for her to finish growing up, and things would have worked out the same. You just decides NOT to.

He's gonna be thankful to still be alive the next day.

"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.

People are so dramatic. You can say “Damn the current state of policing does more harm than good. Maybe we should abolish/defund it” and someone will pop up like “YOU JUST WANT CRIMINALS TO RUN WILD?!” No one said that you fucking anchovy.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Black people have no business being transphobic. Goes to show you that people don’t actually believe in liberation just THEIR comfort.

Nobody is easy to be with, we all suffer from something. So when you meet someone who is willing to stay commited to understanding you & actually wants to grow with you, don't let your ego & pride ruin it , real is rare. Remember that! ❤️

Inspiration for my next historical. Meet Miss Paris Bailey, saloon and bordello owner. 💜😊 Bought the painting for my office.

I like to think the void enjoys my company at least some of the time.

We’re in the world of the Greene good, Mamdani bad liberal

That's cause I think EVERYTHING my lady does is adorable and/or sexy. She accidentally took a selfie while trying to tweeze her eyebrows and it was my favorite picture of her for like a month.

Let black women take over. And I don't mean the fake ass Harvard Alumni CIA-approved "Worked for James Carville's think tank" black women. Find me an assistant principal who raised three kids and started a bowling league because she was bored. Make her president. She's gonna say no. Don't let her.

Call him Mr. Raider, call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane... He'd say, "I know what I want and I want it now I want you, 'cause I'm Mr. Vain

Children are not therapy Wives are not therapy Marriage is not therapy only therapy is therapy

Mario Kart needs to be played at the BlackSky function. I need to put belt to ass.

Having kids is a leap of faith. It's faith in yourself that you won't fuck it up, faith that your kids will grow up to bring more light into the world, faith that the world won't destroy them before they get the chance. There's no rationalizing faith. The heart believes what the heart believes.

Wrestling, football and gymnastics when I was a kid. Now, mostly just archery.

I light up hearing black women advocating for themselves 🤗💪🏾 Das right bae tell them what it is and what it ain’t!!!

"Black tie formal. We have a dress code!"

I remember learning this in my early 20s. Professionalism is just another way for yt folks to “other” us. The clothes we wear aren’t even ours. That’s assimilation honestly. We wear what they tell us to wear as “professionals.” It can get deep cuz our hair isn’t professional deemed unprofessional

Been thinking about Andrewism's "library economy" idea. Short version: you can check out anything you need from the library as long as you contribute something of value. The more you contribute, the more you can check out. Art, in that scenario, would be a form of real wealth creation.

“The only way forward is to be in political coalition with me the person who says we simply cannot address the thing that’s too upsetting for people to read about.”

Post an image you can hear.