What did Lizzo do for everyone to be so rude in her comments 🫤

An Iowa nursing home where hundreds of narcotic painkillers for residents were secretly replaced with vitamins or over-the-counter medications is facing a $500 fine, Clark Kauffman reports. iowacapitaldispatch.com/briefs/state...

I did her hair four (4) minutes ago.

I teach middle and high school and "that looks like AI" has become slang for "that looks like shit" for them

The facts: -Bezos paid $0 fed'l income tax in 2007 -He paid $0 in '11 -Btn '14-19, his wealth grew by $99 BILLION and he paid $973 million in taxes. Sounds like a lot but it's 0.98% of his wealth growth (which is his true income). www.propublica.org/article/the-...

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $30 billion+ on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle. "That's just how it is."

We obtained audio recordings and logs from each hearing of a sexual assault case that has spanned 10 years. Nearly every time the defense attorney asked to delay the trial, a judge agreed. (Published Jan. 2025 with @adn.com)

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Tennessee Republican Governor Bill Lee says he won't stop Thursday's scheduled execution of Tony Carruthers, a severely mentally ill man who was forced to represent himself *at his own capital murder trial* because the judge simply got tired of dealing with him

Every time

being equally yoked applies to friendships too.

I love DDG! I also clear my cookies out about 100 times a day, lol.

one of my other mutuals suggested this earlier! I am definitely going to test it out, too thank you for sharing!

I’ve used DDG as my default for years and like it, but yesterday i heard about www.startpage.com for the first time and am considering testing it out as well.

You can also set noai.duckduckgo.com as your default search engine to turn off the AI features by default

my one complaint so far is that I had to go in and disable the AI features I'm annoyed that they built that in, but I'm glad that we're able to easily opt-out

update: I am liking this already (Google search has gotten so much worse over time anyways, so I really should've made the switch a while ago 🫩)

trying out DuckDuckGo today 👩🏽‍💻

This endorsement seems sus to me… Let’s get real: Tom Steyer built his fortune off private prison investments and fossil fuel money, then turned around and tried to buy political credibility with that same wealth. That’s a dealbreaker for me. Why the flip flop? @rbreich.bsky.social

Bc that impacts my answer 😂

Question. Do the eggs hatch into chickens or babies?

I remember people arguing about this in high school. Damn shame we're still nowhere near a consensus! LOL 😆

No mismatching allowed I dont make the rules.

He distraught and i completely understand!

He’s about to crash out, my son is firm in his decision 😂😂😂😂

I commend your calmness . The honor of you house was endangered and you led well. May your home forever remain a space of balance and harmony. The drip descends from father to child We come with coordination We don’t just pick from a pile

Dog…. I hit that corner and was IRATE Woman: It’s just clothes! Me: Don’t make me raise my voice in here….

We will not let the youth forget the old ways!!! Hold firm to history!!

This same scenario played THIS VERY MORNING! “MY SON NOT WALKING OUT THE DOOR MISMATCHED!”

My husband is crisis because my son is wearing Adidas track pants with Nike sneakers. He tried to talk him out of it but I just got him these sneakers so he really wants to wear them lmao

Im with Dad on this lol

It is wild to me that we're growing up with a generation of kids where some of them will never experience a paper cut.

A black Betty Boop has me soo delighted

Every time something goes wrong on X, artists may attempt to migrate to Bluesky, but don’t put in the effort to know how to use the website efficiently….

This feels like an invasion of my privacy

Certain places are skimping n napkins and I’m about ready to reach over the counter, stingy mfers

When someone types females I stop reading and scroll on by bc I know the whole statement about to be some bullshit.

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

Cute, fluffy, and adorable?! I'll take it! 😃

My name is EJ and I’m addicted to Crawfish ! 🦞🤣

I’ve been stalked before so I really don’t play about the messy sharing my life with people. I just had to get on somebody yesterday who was talking about 2 people I don’t even know sending them a video of me. Like wtf.

MGMT is having a bullshit pep talk outside my office LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ME:

Two consecutive nights of sleep deprivation and the only cure is listening to music from when I was impervious to sleep deprivation 😤

MR TELEPHONE MAN , THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY LINE !!!

The man that was supposed to get the dead birds from the attic for his tenants must have popped a pill before the tenant called him. He said he wasn’t going to waste that pill.

Wait, are you also an accountant?

you seem like the type who would do extra work around the house once you saw that first paycheck hit the joint account

I’ve never dated a woman who makes more money than me but, seeing as I’m a musician, it’s probably inevitable that I will 🤣 It’s not gonna bother me, though, because I still pay my own bills, and I don’t go around looking for reasons to be insecure

"Whatever you do, make sure you get the Rawkus plaque in there. I need ppl to know that I'm still extremely cool."