I think my favorite part of this suit is where the guy who was suing because Afroman said he fucked his wife said on the witness stand that he did not know for sure that Afroman did not fuck his wife.

And if someone flat out ditches you on a hiking trail, you should always leave them, because they've shown you who they are, and it's not someone you want to be with.

Fucking Fetterman.

Shout out to all the guys with charts who told me there was no way we were undercounting while I watched nursing homes and hospitals refuse to test and send my friends’ elderly relatives home to die of “respiratory illness” to keep their official numbers down.

Reasonable

I’m moderating an elementary school quiz bowl rn. One of the questions was “Which two eagles have been named Super Bowl MVP?” And these cutie patooties said bald eagle and golden eagle. Really good answer, kids.

Hey so just so people are aware, if they do this they will be signing off on killing me. I do not produce hormones since I had surgery and was assured I would have that medication for the rest of my life from them. I have other means, a lot of people like me wont and will be very scared

I’m the something!!

You can pre-order, unbelievably. Oct. 20! yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300...

I left Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians' "Circle" on repeat in my locked college dorm room for about fourteen hours when I left for the day. Once.

Honestly, the biggest surprise to me is that the Metaverse was still operating at all.

This is bullshit. And it empowers other dickmite administrators to tear up the freedoms of faculty.

Well well. (They have only just joined the platform this way, it seems, and yes it's the full back catalog.)

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

This one from @jamellebouie.net captures my feeling pretty well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Rp...

As of 2024, Oman was the 19th-largest oil producer, with about 1m barrels/day. US was #1, at 23m bbl/day. The #2 & 3 producers - Saudi Arabia and Russia - COMBINED - produced less than the US (10-11m bbl/day ea). The graph *is* dramatic, but Oman represents about ONE PERCENT of global production.

2am thoughts, re: what the conservative, reactionary fucks have called folks who aren't bootlicking fascism hard enough: 1950s: Communists 1960s: Dirty Hippies 1970s: Peaceniks 1980s: Pinkos 1990s: Bleeding-Heart Liberals 2000s: Politically Correct 2010s: Social Justice Warriors 2020s: Woke

HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS

I agree, but, again, we have massive companies like Lennar buying the land and doing the building and developers buying the individual lots and setting the prices. They're not going to cut their own dicks off. We have to do it for/to them. Turning unoccupied office space into housing is one fix.

one of my strongest opinions is that if you choose not to vaccinate your children, without a valid medical reason, and a disease outbreak is tracked back to you, you should spend the rest of your life in prison

Things that make me happy: Wildlife documentary, but through microscopes. (I am a very proud researcher for Praries episodes.)

Collective bargaining is how working people win fair deals. That’s exactly what JBS workers are doing. They are the backbone of this company and deserve to share in its success. (1/2) coloradosun.com/2026/03/16/j...

I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly

The corporate death penalty for real estate conglomerates is the moderate solution. There is *a lot* of unoccupied housing. It has been priced out of reach for the majority of people.

Wire cutters are ubiquitous and fit easily in most* pockets. * I'm sorry, people who wear skinny jeans and women's pants

Let's talk about the "you should have just obeyed the law" response to police violence. A study several years ago found that police are the sixth leading cause of death for Black men in the United States. But it is, if you can imagine, worse than that.

They do this to try to scam financial aid & scholarship money, stealing it away from people who really need it.

You know, when we killed 16-year-old Abdulrahman al-Awlaki with a flying death robot, the Obama administration said ”he should have had a more responsible father.” Kind of feel the same way about the kids of the cops who raided Afroman’s house. Sorry kids. You should have had less shitty parents.

Please read Nobody’s Girl. Epstein and Maxwell are evil, and the men they provided girls to for raping, also evil. #BelieveSurvivors #MeToo

Harry Potter nostalgia kills people. Trans people are unsafe from bigoted violence to begin with, but to have to exist in a world where your bodily autonomy is refuted every day is mental torture. A lot of people cannot survive EPIDEMIC mental torture. YOUR SORTING HAT BULLSHIT IS KILLING PEOPLE.

This legit looks like the Caligula bust I saw on here this morning, except done in Microsoft Paint in the '90s.

Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta

We’re still doing this? Even after these people have shown time and time again they will simply lie blatantly while under oath? You really want to add another Fell For It Again award to the collection? Because we’re running out of room and democracy.

Oh for the calm and crystalline moral clarity of Afroman...

The 13th Amendment banned slavery, but it included a carveout sanctioning it as a punishment for people convicted of crimes. Many state constitutions include the same loophole; seven states don’t pay anything for most prison jobs.

It's estimated that US oil companies could gain a windfall of $60B this year if crude prices maintain the levels they have hit since the start of Trump's war on Iran. Remember that Big Oil spent spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024. That investment is paying off quite well for them.

Old enough to remember needing a cool enough older friend who could hook you up with a dogeared dot matrix printout of the Anarchist Cookbook but nostalgia is poison we should not fear the future except for the scary parts that are actually very current and present

Men, here is a thing you can start today: Speak up every single time another man says something sexist, predatory, abusive, or dismissive about a woman in your presence. Every time. Make yourself and him uncomfortable. Stop turning away and keeping the peace.

Strait of Hormuz standoff puts supply of America’s generic drug prescriptions at risk www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...

it was really looking like Durbin, one of the most feckless democrats in the senate, was gonna be replaced by a crypto supported "moderate" but instead we get the Abolish Ice candidate who explicitly wouldn't commit to supporting Schumer! her biggest ad was just a bunch of people saying fuck trump!

Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

ALSO NOTE that there's a bunch of stories where people are like "Oh shit sorry bud didn't see you there I'll be on my way please excuse me good sir" and the leprechaun is like "wait wait wait hold up here have this magic wallet that never runs out of money."

For those perhaps not old enough to get this maybe-somewhat deep Chicago politics cut:

Quite simply there’s no such thing as an incurious genius.

Kat Abughazaleh used her campaign to try a lot of things that the party should been embracing a long time ago. The entire left coalition is better off because she ran.

The headphone jack still has its diehards to this day.

look, all I’m saying is, if by some RNGesus miracle you manage to pull me in one of these packs, it is your civic duty to post it to me while making fun of my numbers

To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

As an Israeli I'd much rather keep dunking here on Bibi's genocidal regime. As a Jewish person living in America, however, I find myself forced to point to the fact that many of my fellow Americans are just gutter antisemites, or are just fine with gutter antisemitism. Which is news to me.