And now we know what happened to the kids in high school so obnoxious that they got swirlies every day from the anime club. Half went into crypto, and the other half went to the US Senate, but they still haven't gotten the urinal water out of their ears.

Welcome back to #TrilobiteTuesday This is a beautiful large enrolled Flexicalymene trilobite from the Upper Ordovician Arnheim Formation from Mt. Orab, Ohio.

Agreed, especially since a lawn makes more sense. A lawn, espaliers around the viewscreens, fruit trees in 10 Forward, and lots and lots of moss to catch all the crumbs.

No space is free from anti-semitism. It’s so normalized in our culture, this is an excellent read. An anti-semitism 101, if you will.

"It's just green for St. Patrick's Day," I assure the horrified lab worker drawing my blood.

Nope, I don't know a thing about this at all...

🔭 Equinox at the Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Fedez ap260315

And while we're at it, the "Save the Texas Bluebonnet Boa" flyer joins the rest: stremedius.com/academics/

New St. Remedius "Save the Texas Bluebonnet Boa" shirts and accessories in the shop: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1793...

Three years into the AI era, educators say they face a major crisis. Bosses and clients replacing tutoring jobs with AI. Replacing *athletic coaching* with AI. Many students now cannot grasp why they would *not* use AI for schoolwork. And worse. The 5th installment of AI Killed My Job—educators:

Working on new St. Remedius flyers: youtu.be/FweAZfgZMvw?...

Because people have been CLAMORING for it... here are my current model outputs for dimensions of craters dug by nuclear weapons at roughly optimized depths of burst. I've included the highest-yield US nuclear weapon currently deployed (B-83), and the 100 Mt Tsar Bomba. NYC for scale (sorry).

For guidance on what to look for when searching for meteorites, here is @pgbrown2.bsky.social regarding the 2022 fall on the shore of Lake Ontario: ottawa.citynews.ca/2022/11/22/n.... Unfortunately for the group at @westernu.ca , they are on the opposite side of Lake Erie from today's fall.

Where the responses of "NOT NOW," "Uh oh," and "Let's get this over with" are all perfectly valid.

Dallas has a serious problem with turning ethnic holidays into excuses for fratbro blackout drinking, and this song is practically the city’s theme song today: youtu.be/XkHDxUBwoo4?...

Software applications in 2026:

For those who missed it last night:

do you have to bring your own or is there a vending machine?

'We got evidence of boars, deer, bears, aurochs': Ancient DNA reveals sunken realm Doggerland had habitable forests during the last ice age www.livescience.com/planet-earth...

The fact that there is a race to establish a recognized AI-free certification logo (and all the requirements to get that logo) tells us a lot about the consumer's distaste for slop that really runs counter to what many tech companies are pushing.

Dotcom Crash 2.0 is right on schedule: www.theregister.com/2026/03/16/s...

This is before we even get into the fact that this heavy industry produces a software system designed to create the permission space for bosses to do massive layoffs, whether those workers get replaced by AI or not www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

"In our analysis of a long term data set of Virginia (USA) we found that it took $33 million of investment into data centres to create one job, around 400 times the cost of a job from IT investment that did not go into data centres" aprs.scot/resources/em...

The book is dangerous propaganda, it presents CEOs as sentient bsky.app/profile/gaiu...

There it is. There's the acronym. We need to get this man to the state house, stat.

G'night, all. Tomorrow, I share with everyone how Parker the 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast Implant is getting along with Winston the 8-Kilo Flame-Point Doorstop. (It's funnier than you know: Winston just earned his first nickname as "Q-Tip.") stremedius.com/mandatory-pa...

March 17 is the anniversary of the launch of Vanguard 1, the oldest human object in space! In this post I look at Vanguard 1 and other satellites as part of the cultural landscape of Earth orbit. 🧪 #SpaceHeritage #SpaceArchaeology

At least Mandatory Parker is still going strong.

The latest St. Remedius installment, on the great Texas bluebonnet boa: stremedius.com/2026/03/17/s...

St. Remedius Medical College: “What Lurks Beneath the Bluebonnets” (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Lupinus texensis. Bluebonnet. The Texas state flower. After the last chance of freeze throughout the state, usually around the middle of March, millions of…

March 16th is the 100th anniversary of the launch of a liquid fueled rocket by Robert Goddard, from his Aunt Effie's farm in Massachusetts. But who was Aunt Effie? What was her full name? Why did she support her cousin in his ambitions? She is part of space heritage too. 🧪 #WomenInSTEM

Symbiotic relationship, a definition : - For the zoanthid coral : acquire mobility, can feed on different areas - For the hermit crab : a cool hat

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day! Share a green character!

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

Michigan: Kellogg's HQ in Battle Creek to watch "the life cycle of the Corn Flake." New York: Going to see the natural history museum in Albany, right after the cool old museum was stripped out and its exhibits destroyed. Texas: Field trips? That didn't involve high school football? Are you MAD?

Time to ask everyone's favorite Time Lord:

(I’m currently twitching because I can’t laugh any harder)

Serious St. Remedius fuel.

So, on the one hand: Good news! Yay, Science. On the other hand: Holy shit—Tsetse flies look a cyborg Fabergé spider brooch or something. Yikes!

"You wouldn't think grown men would do that type of thing. But here we are."

Earth’s first major extinction was worse than we thought | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti...

Now, whenever I see videos of animals doing cool things in the wild, I have to wonder if it's real or ai. Are those real wildebeests or is it all fake gnus?

one must always reblog this

Speaking of which, it's been two years since Sarah's and my first date, and things just keep getting better and better. In fact, "what are your feelings on the Oxford Comma?" was a question at that first date.

So many people recreating the Enterprise bridge in their basements when this is RIGHT HERE.

The complete set of nucleobases found in terrestrial DNA and RNA — adenine, guanine, cytosine, thymine and uracil — have been detected in samples returned from the asteroid Ryugu, according to research in Nature Astronomy. go.nature.com/3P9A9YN 🔭 🧪

St. Remedius Radio Pledge Drive Week is over, but now it's definitely Carnivorous Plant Season. (My Sarracenia are starting to bloom, even with the horrible cold right now.) A bit of fun from the bookstore: 15% off all books in the Botany section with code BSO15. bookshop.org/lists/botany...

As mice age, changes in the microorganisms in their guts contribute to cognitive decline by altering signalling between the gut and brain go.nature.com/4rxFNl4

This story is a good example of why it is so difficult to communicate genuine science to the public. Despite every scientist not on the company payroll decrying it as a bogus and unscientific project, the story presents it as some sort of both-sides issue. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...