GWAR are facing backlash after beheading an Elon Musk dummy live on stage during their performance at Riot Fest. (Image credit: Barry Brecheisen/Getty Images) bluntmag.com.au/music/gwar-f...

It beautiful how everyone wants to celebrate the death of CK by proving love is real. Having a bit of a trot.

[visibly excited] BATTLETRUCK!!! @aotearoabadger.bsky.social @bangoskank.bsky.social Can we watch this for the next Nuke Doom Movie Nite?

Have you considered how great it is that there’s five Mad Max related movies? You can watch them any time! They feature: •Great cars •Mel Gibson getting the shit kicked out of him. Often. •Economics education. EMBARGO! •Abundance! •Dirtbag Populism •Sensible Water Conservation Policies AND MORE!

A day I need to hit up the ol' Westlaw site is not a good day. Mondays. :(

What's better than this? Guys bein' dudes.

Her: I feel like I'm experiencing Charlie thinking. Me: How so? Her: The sizes are Regular, Small, and... Me: Pittsburgh? Her: Petite, but yes. In my defense, I'd just watched this. www.youtube.com/shorts/tTO68...

motion to rename the No True Scotsman Fallacy to the No Real Christian Fallacy

This is a thread of amazing art inspired by a [fingerkiss] of a shitpost. The True Jester is a nightmare worthy of Ravenloft.

And my NUKE THE WHALES play of Satisfactory is now complete. I ended it with my very proud construction of a golden barrow for transmuting dead alien critters from going on safari into company scrip. When I got enough, I put the Golden Nut on it.

I'm driving from Lethbridge to Calgary to catch my flight home today, but I've made a special detour to stop in Vulcan Alberta, the Star Trek capital of Canada 🖖❤️

Baby. Buttcat. Princess Whinypants. The Soft. Squeak. Siren. Biscuits. Fluffbutt.

Temporary designation “Wanker” for this flaccid Sukhoi.

A press release to beg people to stop criticizing Trump and DHS & ICE agents who are attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping people off the streets, operating concentration camps where members of Congress are not allowed in, and rendering people to foreign lands they've never been to 🤔

Today, I learned about the Duchess of Farts. The ancien regime was a very serious and dignified institution. I have no idea why anyone would have wanted a revolution and start executing the nobility en masse.

The Black Blood of the Earth order slots for the production window ending October 4th are now up for you purchasing pleasure. As a reminder, unless you tell me to delay, everything ships as soon as I can make it. The 4th is merely the end of the window.

Hey--I'm selling an original Alf logo that I did while on staff at Marvel over on Ebay--you should but it! www.ebay.com/itm/29762534...

Y’all Come Deep Throat the Candied Glizzy ❤️👍🏾

Voted yet? Both of these are so very, very weird in the best ways. For the strategic voters, the winner will face off against #perovskite next round.

You can kill the man, but you cannot kill the Toot.

Every H1-B visa holder I've met has loved and believed in America more than I do.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

“Get Smart” premieres 60 years ago tonight, on NBC. “I was sick of looking at all those nice, sensible situation comedies,” Mel Brooks said. “They were such distortions of life. .. No one had ever done a show about an idiot before. I decided to be the first.”

Oh man, khachapuri but Borisly. I want all three. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyW-...

Why yes, we do know what an engine looks like a week after you ran it using Vegemite as oil. CW: Australians being very Australian with power tools and an axe.

Handing the reins of capitalism to the class of people most abstractly affected by the actual economy - shareholders - has mutated modern capitalist thought beyond all recognition. Adam Smith would want modern "capitalists" whipped - the whole point was to liberate land and capital from rulers.

First of all, how dare you.

Not an opinion many Spaniards share, but we’re talking about a different Franco here.

Nothing spooky or X-Files related down this hall. Just poorly lit crap storage which, I admit, describes a fair number of X-Files episodes.

Because of Ed, I have learned the term “slopsquatting” which sounds like it should be a euphemism for a very messy poop but is actually worse.

Dear @petridishes.bsky.social, Sorry if I've made your phone unusable today. Just hand it to the children. Probably for the best.

Disco Elysium is truly the most leftist game of all time, the studio immediately collapsing into bitter infighting demonstrates the depth of its authenticity

ALWAYS BE RESKEETING #DUNESKEETS

Much like the commandment to always reskeet Tom Holland's "Umbrella", I will always post GWAR's "I'm Just Ken" whenever it pops up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE_j...

Had a surge of Dad Energy this evening. With a half finished of coffee at hand, I fixed a toilet. Then I discussed nuclear waste reprocessing and Gettysburg. My levels may be Over 9000.

Does anyone here think they would want to adopt or foster a sweet baby? I can help coordinate vaccines and neuter. Found out one of the cats I have been feeding is NOT feral He is so very sweet and will chrip and cry sadly at my door when I go back in. I have no room to even quarantine rn :(

You know, this isn't far off from what The Armory was. With a little work it could've been this.

He didn't outright say "This is heresy and Sam Altman should be burnt at the stake" but I bet I could prompt LeoXIV2.0.ai to do it.

the tension between wanting to make a vegan version of this and knowing that it would fundamentally misunderstand the concept of the mountain dew baja blast pie like a christian adaptation of a troma movie

Back for ONE WEEK ONLY - It's the Return of the Tweed Crossed Keys Fez! We'll be hand cutting this limited run design out of herringbone tweed and making them to order. Get yours at Fez-o-rama.com thru Sept 25 #tweed #FezORama #fez #spookyseason #haunted

I grew up there - same as it ever was.

There is a man quietly singing a soulful song about “Gotta get that biscuit”. I, too, get a little emotional about a trip to Popeyes but he is on another level.

I'm old enough to remember when the military tried to avoid recruiting open white supremacists.

The paper: the genetic program that enables digit formation in limbs is derived from the system that drives cformation of the cloaca. Me, the headline writer:

The blood red ink is a nice touch. I do love my red inks.

Things may be bad but you can always listen to Tom Waits and eat Wheat Thins with easy cheez. youtu.be/6Qu3ECNR9UM?...

I wrote about the experience of government of, by, and for people who have been driven insane by screens. (This is a gift link, please Consider Defector if you are interested in subscribing to a website) defector.com/the-united-s...

If I could pair "Permit Required Confined Space" with "GRAVE DANGER", I would.