Our giant Cthulhu is still out front. Wasn't there when it was put together so not sure how to take it apart. Might just slap a giant Santa hat on it and call it good.

I believe this was made part of international law in the famous "Fuck'em If They Can't Take a Joke vs East India Rubber Co." 1906 case.

Dermot Power

Next on One News we hear from Ea-nāṣir.

occasionally I'm reminded of that American author who set a book in New Zealand and had a Māori character called Kai ... maybe if you're writing outside your culture you should put character names into Google translate just a thought

Very not good thing.

Admiral Kirk has the answer.

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

I like my epoxy coating just like my men, epic and rockhard.

Meanwhile for today's project, shout out to the portion of the Blue Diamond mountains that look like a bloke's todger.

You never cross an aunty. Ever.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Filthy typo fingers, it's small quantities of paints. Not small quantities of pants.

Tomorrow is the Fifth of November – but let’s forget Guy Fawkes and his actions against an arrogant Protestant king and instead look to our own history: the unlawful attack on Parihaka and, by extension, Māori sovereignty. 🧵 #kikorangi

The Sunday Scaries are upon us. Gaze upon the void and give pets.

Autumn Daylight Saving approaches (US-PST) so time for the traditional song.

It's a new month with old and new challenges. @funranium.bsky.social asks we slap arse and get going good.

Autumn Daylight Saving approaches (US-PST) so time for the traditional song.

Good morning Bluesky !

“I am very tired and I just got out of the bath but if you post this picture on the internet, I swear to Christ, I will find the strength to fuckin’ END you.” Share an angry bird and the curse you think it embodies.

Knowing @funranium.bsky.social means the three hops thing of friend circles can take you to many strange places. Adding @iwriteok.bsky.social into the mix adds intrigue to the results.

Dear Client Who Just Sent a Saturday Evening ALL CAPS Email: Please refer to my weekend associate Ork, Gaggontheballz, who will continue this conversation in my absence.

As an Old, I'm thinking drinking all day yesterday and till dawn this morning may not have been a positive survival move. Body has felt like it's flashing the red battery symbol all day (day meaning after 2pm).

*Event Horizon flashbacks*

Still up to make sure what needs to happen gets done. SO!

The most lethal land engine ever produced.

“Wow, great costume! What are you dressed as?” Bob Semple Tank. “… the shed collapsed on you didn’t it?” Yes. “Do you need an ambulance?” Yes.

Neighbourhood Halloween was 4-6 and then there were others till 8 but now we shut down like it’s the London Blitz. All lights off and we pray till dawn.

"Heresy or treat?" "Um, treat please." "We're all out of treats! Didn't expect them to be so popular." "Oh. Heresy it is then." "AH HAH!"

Peak adulting underway here.

Heresy Approved.

Human sacrifice is quite a harsh term. We prefer ablative employee retention programs.

two things 1. LLMs have ruined the youth 2. getting burned in WH40k is metal af

That’s the Halloween decorating done.

Eight Years Ago Today: Tesla gets a bowtie to go with his tuxedo.

Someone was droning near here today. Couldn’t see it but I could hear it. Really need to find a dazzle camo t-shirt to wear.

NOOOOOOOO!

I have just been sending this to people. You know, from the last time he pulled this shit www.funraniumlabs.com/2017/03/want...

Damn it, he's gotten around to nuclear weapons. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... So, an "equal basis" of testing nuclear weapons with Russia and China is probably about what we're doing now with some advantages (eg, access to fusion burn)... 1/2

@funranium.bsky.social Butts!

@funranium.bsky.social Your laboratories require more cadavers. For SCIENCE.

i have introduced the notion of "Engineer Local Time" (ELT) to docs at the company i do my day job for, and i find it a useful enough term to put it up here and say if anyone else wants to use that as shorthand as well.

If computers are alive then they can sin. Therefore hacking is merely heretical confession.

If a computer is considered to be alive then it can be tried and sentenced for heresy. I will not be taking questions.

Quantum theory being put to the test with the US Congressional House these days as it's both technically dead and alive but no number of witnesses seem able to settle on a state.