Dress for the Rapture you want.

Do I need to show my passport for the Rapture or is Real ID going to be enough?

Quick question for New Zealand - Are you lot still there or is the Rapture still set for US-EST like the Bible foretold?

The further we get through 2025 the more I think Bartertown and the Thunderdome were not such a bad idea.

“Have you taken your medication today?” Whoops, I’ll grab my pils right now.

Trying to pull up the blanket but it won’t move due to the void panther cuddled against your legs being the avatar of universal dark matter.

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Remember, heresy is to be shared. It's not so much blasphemy as blaspheyou and blaspheus.

I humbly suggest, for everyone in Aotearoa New Zealand, when you wake up on Tuesday September 23rd ahead of other timezones in the world, Do Not Post. Just keep radio silence until about 11am when Australia realises they are still there.

@funranium.bsky.social In our interests.

The bell has been rung, the Drinking Light is ON, set all decks to CONDITION : FUN.

Wednesday is really awkward. Do I even bother to work Monday or Tuesday and perhaps have to fit in five days of work Wednesday to Friday if disappointed? Hard slog Monday and Tuesday knowing it'll be a really long weekend afterward?

The Black Blood of the Earth order slots for the production window ending October 4th are now up for you purchasing pleasure. As a reminder, unless you tell me to delay, everything ships as soon as I can make it. The 4th is merely the end of the window.

Australia - Democracy Sausages. New Zealand - Yeah mate ...

That's going to sting a little. Bracing even. Perhaps a touch inclement.

Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray. No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye. Thank me later, An actual expert

It's Friday night and the traditions shall be honoured.

So they're not allowed on the War Thunder forums?

Why yes, we do know what an engine looks like a week after you ran it using Vegemite as oil. CW: Australians being very Australian with power tools and an axe.

Trump: “Other countries and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much.” 🇬🇧 UK (singing): “Heyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh) I wanna knooow why you’re such a c**t.” #Resist #DemocracyMatters #AntiFascist #SpeakTruthToPower #Satire #PoliticalHumor #ForYou

I remember this. A very creepy film with a great ending. Also, they're doing asbestos abatement wrong.

I don't know what home improvement project is underway at the neighbour's place but from the sound it appears to involve beating a metal shed to death and the shed is fighting back.

@funranium.bsky.social Australians being Australian.

@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social Some conspiracies just make sense, you know.

Inside you are two wolves

Skaven on Skaven violence. When will the community stand up?

A boundary I set up in the early 2000s was I don't have politics on a job site. Often encountered wild rants about immigrants, minorities, government polices, daily events. I don't reply agree or disagree. Then when I get back to the office I tell $Boss I'm never working for/with that person again.

Remember, heresy is to be shared. It's not so much blasphemy as blaspheyou and blaspheus.

Ian Gibson

When the world would fart in your face there is always time for pie.

Hoi! I'm (NB) and leading a team developing Drywall Eating Simulator, a game about interacting with people and then feeling a need to eat drywall to cope. bsky.app/profile/peri...

Always a good day when under adjoining properties you can put down Lion Habitat and you're still in Las Vegas. Well, Henderson but no one wants to talk about that.

Is what the Event Horizon crew first saw after activating their warp drive?

About to have this discussion again.

Wow, it seems to be @aotearoabadger.bsky.social day for The Emperor's Memes.

@funranium.bsky.social The good ol' days.

Fuck.

@funranium.bsky.social I believe this is a challenge.

In Australia, Bird of the Year is at the nomination stage. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Te Wiki o te Reo Mãori Mäori Language Week HEPETEMA 2025

Performed my civic duty today by voting for the Bird of the Year. Always #TeamKea.

We have lost another of the greats.

Starting the afternoon informatively:

Good morning fellow Blueskyers

Literally every day

Finally a Dalek reboot I could get behind.

The feral right-wing Nazi nutjobs are on the march in Australia. Lunatic's over here at even mourning Charlie Kirk. They need to be stopped in their tracks, and joining GetUp! is one way to help. #auspol #StopAustralianNazis

To @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app : this vile story by the New York Post is actively attempting to incite mass violence against a vulnerable minority. The New York Post must not be permitted to remain on this service.

I know everything's terrible but did you know Whittaker's has a recipe section on their website & everything looks amazing? Whatever the chocolate equivalent of doomscrolling is, this is where to do it. www.whittakers.co.nz/en_NZ/recipes

I would pay good money for the B-52’s to cover NIN.