he fucking killed in godot

OT security IYKYK

now liberals please gather round, so we can walk you through the alternatives to “just voting.” this here is called Direct Action.

“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

"i can destroy any nation i want to destroy but i can't just shake em down a little" - yes welcome to america donald trunp

seems like the right time to announce i’ve found the perfect derivatives market: betting on which CENTCOM officials get rich off kalshi parlays on iran strikes

kash patel scrambling to figure out how he can perp walk john roberts before COB

Using a banana to pretend to call in a bomb threat

why don’t you looksmaxx down this barrel and tell me if anything’s in there

The Masculine Urge to imagine a montage of you doing literally anything to the sound of Radiohead's Everything In Its Right Place

While Rad As Hell™️ this gives off major recession indicator vibes

GANGSTER FROM 1940: so they're godless, the annoying kind, not the scary kind, have no dames, and dress awful? ME: yep. in about 70 years G: me and this hat will be gone by then. what's the blue hedgehog's name again? ME: sonic G: and the thing you did with that car earlier? ME: ghostride the whip

people say they aren't emotional but Steely Dan has at least six or seven songs that work like this [the slickest music you've ever heard plays] 🎵 everything that's happening right now is destroying me and I don't know what to do about it 🎵 [sax solo by a guy who played with Miles Davis]

any cigarettes you smoke when It Happens will not adversely affect your health

the economist refusing to beat the allegations with its latest banner editorial: “let them eat boot”

Those lamenting the loss of US soft power don't realize it's just negatively polarizing now to the extent that even the British are like 1 US political scandal away from erecting a guillotine on Trafalgar (complimentary).

a rare piece of “cyber and the grid” journalism that underscores how much of “cyber and the grid” discourse is hype that ignores the reality of simple, reliable, kinetic options.

Thanks to a very good friend on here (along with everyone else, this couldn’t happen without all the other donors), we now have a PA system. I’ve only been here for a few months and figured, for all the activities, we’d own one but I learned we’ve been dependent on friends + rentals till… today!

I don’t think I’ve ever had so many people writing to me to ask about encrypted/secure/private tools for comms, collaboration, and organizing. So @lhn.bsky.social and I talked to experts and assembled this: the Wired guide to organizing in an age of surveillance. www.wired.com/story/how-to...

don’t mean to sound all “back in my day” but i remember when we could tell an object was obviously cursed

youtu.be/RNnp_GeFrZE?... tom cruise walked so keanu reeves could run

Help me find Sayyid Qutb quotes that are funny if Frog and Toad are saying them instead

see those leaders start to frown, it’s sword and gun day

Putting this up in mine and my friend’s houses like it’s Mao

People underestimate how CENTCOM and JSOC, the commands designed and built for one purpose, fighting Iran, just want to fight Iran.

my younger self was a huge influence on how i grew up

My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best

famous amos now has oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and they come in single-serving* size bags *half-pound

What was your favourite part of Man Without a Face? Mine was when he said "IT'S WOLFIN' TIME" and wolfed all over BfS

alternate timeline where soviet officers are sending home diplomatic bags full of unopened pokemon packs for the politburo’s children

these images appear — as is!—in a video produced and funded by the united states federal government. anyone who sees this video and later says “and that’s when i decided to volunteer to a foreign intelligence service” is given a mulligan so long as no one died as a result of their espionage.

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

I think the fundamental problem with Dostoevsky is that he never actually met another human being, so he was incapable of writing characters that weren't as one-dimensional as a sheet of paper.

RFK Jr’s jeans were permanently fused to his body after an adverse reaction to something called “Slug Soup” caused him to diarrhea out a biological sludge. Scientists believe this “living slime” imbued his jeans with a rudimentary form of life, and both now enjoy a symbiotic relationship

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

must be paired with the BAADER-MEINHOF KOMPLEX

now is a good time to remind you all about the texts this guy sent that reporter and how you probably don’t have a place to safely vomit right now

this is actually cleared up in “The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire” (the answer is yes, he was)

the HR officer who had to manage Vader’s PIP was the Empire’s bravest soldier

Nations will crumble from within cause a guy believed svetlana was into him

solo luge, because the g’s are doing me a very specific favor