Man, pour one out for James Ransone

This is metal

Everyone wants to make “sense” of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.

Property taxes in the neighboring county are going up at astronomical rate and they just announced that due to a software vendor error they won’t be available to view till they get it figured out, BUT!! you still have to pay by the 1st of January to avoid penalties.

There are two kinds of people with gun control opinions in this world: people who have had to try to stay in compliance with an AWB and those who have not.

Children of Men? Christmas Movie Hateful Eight? Christmas Movie The Thing? A Christmas Movie Scorsese‘s Silence? That’s right, also a Christmas Movie

My homeless mom sleeping on my couch now for a couple days, applying for jobs. My, how the tables have turned. I just had to pay her insane phone bill on my credit card because I don’t have the cash. Merry Xmas. I am in a solid nonstop crash out. I want to go to sleep and not wake up.

Recently I posted about knowing my mom was on a collision course with homelessness and that she wasn’t doing much about it…after she drove 9 hours to Nebraska for a nonexistent job and ended up sleeping in her truck she is heading back. She will arrive at my house in a few minutes.

Movie I’ve watched more than six times in a gif? More like six hundred times. Six hundred and sixty six times.

Cute that he thinks a civil war will be against a clearly defined ideological enemy and not whatever local militia decides they need your car.

The United States welcomes human traffickers like Andrew Tate, but it defintely does not want you if you have ever worked to keep child pornography off the internet. A strong statement of what passes for American values, I guess.

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

People that post regularly about drinking getting all moral panicky about drug use is really getting tired.

"I think it is because I strive to be apolitical that I become supremely political." French Jesuit Gaston Fessard, 1935.

The more I think about it, the more I’m coming around to it all being about a carve out for a Trump branded trafficking play.

I personally like the conspiracy theory that they are trying to prop up Jr. as a nepo cartel baby by cutting him a ready-made cocaine highway.

“The development highlights a growing tension within the real estate industry. Fires, floods and other disasters are posing more risks to homes as the planet warms, but forecasting exactly which houses are most vulnerable — and might sell for less — has proved fraught.”

Divine messages are often unpleasant

Some days the confrontation with chronic pain cuts through preoccupation so cleanly that it severs something you cannot keep carrying, no matter how much you yearn to.

Senators Want Extremism Researchers to Surrender Documents Linked to Right-Wing Grudges. The Senate homeland security committee's chair has asked researchers to turn over troves of documents related to the January 6 attack, vaccines, and more, according to a letter reviewed by WIRED.

Ha. Haha. Hahaha HAAAHA HA.

This is truly the funniest thing ever

dungeon synth is really good

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

vance et al. thought they wanted to be catholics but what they really wanted to be was Evangelicals But With Aesthetics.

You’re fighting for societal change? In a court of justice? Sounds like you’re a social justice warrior

“Is the $2,000 rebate in the room with us right now?”

It’s really cool that the second US civil war is between Hitler-lovers and Hitler-lovers who love touching kids more than they love Hitler.

Deep in the Peruvian Amazon, the Kakataibo Indigenous Guard patrols their ancestral land armed with spears, machetes and a drone — risking their lives to keep cocaine producers out of the forest. n.pr/4i0HBzD

it’s all so gay

This is my attempt at microblogging about doctrines of predestination. If what you were told about God left you terrified, paralyzed, or convinced your suffering was just the will of a distant chooser, that is already a sign something is wrong with the theology, not with you.

if you notice quasisymmetric behavior in your mirror, your first priority is to remain calm. do not acknowledge the aberration in the presence of the mirror. do not allow your eyes to linger on the aberration. navigate to a mirror-free room before calling the hotline.

every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

Bring back militant christianity but for feeding poor people

Generally I look with suspicion on people who ID as "anti-communist" because you often find they have an incredibly broad definition of communism, which includes positions like "racism is bad."

this is my emotional support u-haul truck filled with fertilizer

That last few minutes before work ritual of checking the news desperately for anything that might get me out of work today.

"Nigerian aid groups help children accused of witchcraft to rebuild lives" "CRARN ... estimates that more than 30,000 Nigerian children have faced accusations of witchcraft over the past 20 years." www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Mushrooms.

Ignore the wildcat internment camps we are setting up across our major metros with extensive evidence for torture and rape by the roaming secret police

read the story bc the whole thing is nuts but this is 👀

So what does “intoxicating hemp banned” mean, for me in a legal recreational state?

What irks me is that so many people know this is going on and you can rent a woodchipper from Lowes.

Christian white nationalist fires shots at Neo pagan white nationalists.