shes not a "muscle mommy" bro, shes a chadwife

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It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

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BREAKING: URGENT ADDRESS TO THE NATION FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

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awful day for the massively hung dudes I bang, but thankfully it won't affect me until the world's smallest condom maker is also affected

Masuke is eating unsalted dried sardines.

okay here's a version that doesn't include a man's photo in case you want to use it in the future

please mr tim infowars it would be an honor to work for tomorrow's news today

I keep saying this as a person whose literal job is to motivate people into taking action and sell them on ideas: You can never get people excited AGAINST something, you can only get them excited FOR something. An unexciting candidate will lose, even if the opposition is worse.

remembering the time as a kid I was playing near a woodpile, saw a cute spider, let it walk up onto my hand, and didnt notice it was a black widow until a few minutes later, put her back down immediately, lovely spider 😌

this is good discourse oh so you're a yoda pedo then you wanna touch little yodas then grab on some underage (like 50 or whatever baby yoda is) goblin?

Yall think I’m fucking around? I am not fucking around. I have made $1000 in sales today and $11 in tips. This shit is OVER, I am not gonna make it like this.

WOW it’s finally out !!!! Doric has been working so hard on this for as long as I’ve known her please check it out

marathon is fun because before the stressful online extraction shooter part starts, they show me a moth on the loading screen :) I love moth! :)

Mama airplane feeds baby airplane

Plane puppy

econony gone

Oh this is gonna be so cute

tbh i suspect transphobia acts for centrists as a more socially acceptable placeholder bigotry now theyve started getting a little too much pushback on overt racism

they hung the booty eating bandit irl

Normal people: the courts are very serious interpreters of the law The courts: go ahead, impersonate the feds

true signs of the devil incarnate on earth there is no amount of money they won't burn, no action too petty to take in their pursuit of evil

One of the best things I realized about writing for Lancer is that people like Kat or Ash & Gold are not my competitors. People who buy Shadow of the Wolf or Midnight at Iphigenia are probably going to be interested in In Golden Flame as well. Their success lifts me up, and vice versa.

Chat is it good when legislators quote Shakespeare and not only is it appropriate and accurate to the context, but it is likely an understatement of the severity of the situation?

seeing moon child is a wonderful surprise that warms the heart after a good 12 hours of furiously punching my peanis into a more comfortable shape on this website

increasingly feels like the us is in a different world and it's the wrong one

So, instead, we get endless made-up bullshit stories about poor little Okies in Michigan or Kentucky upset about the factory jobs going away under Nixon and Hillary Clinton doing Tumblrspeak so we don’t have to acknowledge that “para continuar en Español, oprima 2” made them crash out genocidally

Techfreaks, about a big snake they made up in their heads to get scared about offending in the future: I will never betray u, future robot guys from like the Matrix Techfreaks, about the many human people around them who are just sick of their shit: You are spam to me, I simply choose not to see u

It's just fascinating to me how the Bluesky team keeps taking active steps to look bad. They don't just randomly step on rakes. They go into the shed, lift the rake off where it's hanging on the wall, carefully place it on the grass, and then step full force on that motherfucker.

If you want happiness sit down with a big chilled stainless steel bowl of fruit and eat it like a chimp, like it's your damn job. King of the apes

marathon is fun because before the stressful online extraction shooter part starts, they show me a moth on the loading screen :) I love moth! :)

count sackula the scrotal vampire, he wraps it around him like a cape and uses it to fly by flapping it

People use words like "sociopathic," which has literally not been a clinical diagnosis for like half a century, because they recoil from the idea that fascism merely needs apathy instead of a DSM diagnosis. And, because they've absorbed nazi propaganda about whether mentally ill people are people.

And, generations of nazis have eagerly nodded along with this self-soothing and gone "so you agree? Mentally ill people are dangerous and something needs to be done about them?"

Every use of the word "psychotic" to describe a fascist, is basically shorthand for "I'm afraid to admit that fascism enables a person to be incredibly violent without any need whatsoever for them to have a personality disorder"

It requires your boring parents, your boring neighbor, to be capable of incredible violence. For each guy who'd gladly stomp on a toddler's head, it needs a thousand who simply have no moral qualms about hiring that guy to stomp on toddlers' heads.

A key part of the banality of evil is that fascism trains people who are boringly and completely neurotypical to be incredibly violent, as part of their boring job. It literally could not possibly work if it could only be done by the tiny fraction of the population with cluster B syndromes.

Damn soup has no texture

My wee chub

I wish that the secret communist fifth-colunnists were real and this capable.

seeing moon child is a wonderful surprise that warms the heart after a good 12 hours of furiously punching my peanis into a more comfortable shape on this website

it's the beginning of a new and excitingly different dream!! #❄️ #NiGHTSintoDreams #MoonChild

100% real Chapter 5 leak Toby told me so #Deltarune #DeltaruneSpoilers

its been over a decade since star wars little white cuck ball, and all the posters who believed star wars little white cuck ball now run the US govt, feel old yet?

"Hand it over... That thing... Your Butt Hole..." -slave knight gaybo or whatever from ds3

WOKE NU-INFORWARS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU A SUBMISSIVE SLAVE TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEYRE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE CHEAPEST AMAZON CHASTITY CAGE AND MAID OUTFIT THEY CAN FIND, AND I WON'T EVEN GET INTO WHAT THEY'LL DO TO YOUR BUTT HOLE, LEST FOLKS OF WEAK CONSTITUTION ARE READING