putting on the thracian penis helm and instantly falling into a divine battle-ready bator-instinct hyper goontrance, effortlessly slaughtering a few dozen men with my falx one handed (the other is beating dick furiously)

ok now the federal government's official position is that they're slaughtering in the name of acting out the book of revelation to bring back jesus and I regret my joke and also the fact that i blew the tumpet

Trump on going to war with Iran: "I have never had more compliments on something I did. So if we have a high oil prices for a little while, but as soon as this ends these prices are gonna drop I believe even lower than before."

chat is this good

"Wars can be fought 'forever,' and very successfully..."

supreme court rules that u can go out in the woods and kill and eat people if u have fun with it

"Rapes McKill was a sweet innocent guy with a few unorthodox hobbies, until the day one of the subhuman trash he was Rapes McKilling swung a PUNCH at him!! can you believe it??"

American opens a history book for the first time, about to go on the ride of his life.

I think I'm going to write something about politicians' need to add these sorts of "Look, I agree the Iran regime is bad/I am not sad we killed its leader" disclaimers to statements about war.

If leftists do not stand up and put their entire strength into resisting online censorship and surveilance, that's it for us. It's over. We will die in a grave we dug for each other.

RFK Jr has just issued an official statement, as far as the united staes government is concerned, Jenkem IS real and gets you HIGH and its GOOD for you every patriotic american should have a jug or two fermenting at all times. it cures herpes or ingrown hairs or some bull shit, god bless us all

I think its cute that sometimes plasma in the atmosphere decides to be a jellyfish for a sec, it can be jellyfishes if it wants to, first rule of atmospheric phenomena is have fun 💗

one last thing about the military being filled with poor people who just HAVE TO KILL BROWN PEOPLE TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE these fucking libs do not have half as much sympathy for women who go into survival sex work or those who suffer from addiction. all their sympathy is spent i guess

"Everyone has to die so Jesus will come back and Gandalf will be there and Aslan too" ass geopolitical reality

Maybe next time we crawl out of the primordial ooze we could require everyone who wants to be in charge of everyone to clearly say yes or no when asked if they actively want everyone alive to die

An investigation from Transitics has revealed that, under a Democratic governor, Kansas secretly built a list of the state's trans people. Today, Republicans just weaponized it to revoke their IDs. transitics.substack.com/p/kansas-sec...

Kansas invalidated a trans woman's license even though she never changed her gender marker. It's not about the gender marker. It's about targeting trans people and making their lives unlivable.

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir

soldiers are far from the only ones to be faced with a choice between obedience and morality

I am horrified by this

The current moon phase is full moon with 99.92% illumination. Because it is March, the full moon is called the "Worm Moon".

They're remote control robot (not autonomous) that scans everyone's face and they sell the data for recurring income or hand it to police when necessary. You also have your face scanned when they arrive at drop off. Door Dash recently offered an opt out for these things. Make sure you check it off

Legit fuck whatever we're supposed to believe army mans are for. They're swinging meat for spectacle junkies. If the current secdef had his way 100% they would never stop working out and oiling each other up, not even during combat. Also they'd be 100% hairless, smooth as a baby's ass

As an American troop you are legal Liveleak for guys who can just use AI for liveleak if they want. If the joint chiefs want you to throw it back made up like a clown you'll do it and be happy

"i signed up so i could get through college without bankrupting my parents" incorrect marine! You signed up so pete hegseth would cum in his dockers and see jesus when he gets airdropped a photo of your brains swapping place with a depleted uranium round. Snuff film extra, non-speaking. Oorah

The Vegetable Stall, 1665 Just look at those root vegetables. By Quiringh Gerritsz van Brekelenkam, Dutch, c. 1620-1698. (Detroit Institute of Arts)

RFK Jr has just issued an official statement, as far as the united staes government is concerned, Jenkem IS real and gets you HIGH and its GOOD for you every patriotic american should have a jug or two fermenting at all times. it cures herpes or ingrown hairs or some bull shit, god bless us all

seeing cis people matter of factly decide what is and isn’t transphobic sandwiched between pleas from my sisters for help surviving because society has effectively abandoned us has got me like 😀

putting on the thracian penis helm and instantly falling into a divine battle-ready bator-instinct hyper goontrance, effortlessly slaughtering a few dozen men with my falx one handed (the other is beating dick furiously)

some little guys

When Putin needed pretext for creating "The Red Web", Russia's authoritarian system of online censorship that effectively bans LGBTQ speech, he did it through the EXACT same moral panic about social media and kids that liberals and many leftists are spreading today.

On the mark

She's an Icon, a Diva, a Queen. She is everything.

getting 2 calvin pissing stickers and arranging them into a playing card lookin orubouroid of piss to signify the vulgar futility of mankind on the back window of my big fuckin f150 while I plow into the front of a mcdonalds at mach fuck its performance art, its a statement

remember what the greens and reform took away from you, i suppose

I think its cute that sometimes plasma in the atmosphere decides to be a jellyfish for a sec, it can be jellyfishes if it wants to, first rule of atmospheric phenomena is have fun 💗

Periodic reminder that I wrote a full-length mechsploi novel last year and it's very good! One of the more fucked up works in the space for sure; give it a read if you're a fan of truly-nauseating women, Communism, or nonconsensual brain surgery - or best, all 3! archiveofourown.org/works/626280...

fuck it ill do it myself

We’re just innocent men

we're thinking of it as a sort of marketing campaign for key societal stakeholders

remember when every lib dork columnist would quote people on here to "uh, erm" them over christian zionism being a real, influential tendency among some of the wealthiest megachurches in the country? Anyway,

OH MY G-D

fuckkkkkk man

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…