brother Herbert CAN handle a scythe surprisingly well but sometimes the inertia gets away from him and then it becomes a problem for everyone

I am opening my mouth very wide and a large gun barrel is sliding out of my throat you are SO fucked I am firing wildly I do not care about collateral damage I have no trigger discipline everything I point at IS getting destroyed with my awful esophagun

this mf bit the weewoo

In a real post-scarcity Culture society, you just know there'd be a group of nerds whose hobby is emulating a primitive computer via larping. Picture billions, trillions of people each acting as a logic gate, excitedly taking absolute *ages* to run a text adventure, getting incredible kicks

shartwave radio

these are getting weird

update on my slutty little outlaw he somehow became a lawman, a guy I saved comped me a whole free slick gambler outfit so arthur kinda looks like dutch now Marigold has a sick new saddle I made out of a gator, and I just shot a bald eagle (which won't be illegal until 1940)

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

IF YOU ARE IN AN ACTIVIST SIGNAL CHAT please check if there’s someone named “AJ” with a trans flag in bio OR someone named “Teddy” with a pink Signal name attempting to access, joining, or already in your chats. That’s a fascist infiltrator. Reset your group link after you boot em!

Goodnight

It’s so fucked up that so much money and time has been spent on attacking a high school student for wanting to do normal high school student stuff. Like, the full force of the federal and state governments being brought against one teenage girl is dystopian shit

(Guy who can barely put two legos together, in the grips of mania) I must remember the lessons of Superman it’s not what I can build it’s what I should build

this just made me realize that most animals go their whole lives without ever knowing what the inside of their own mouths look like 🤔

my special outlaw boy gotta eat his cigarettes if he wants to kill enough lemoyne swamp snakes for cool hat

Super cool that the grandfather I grew up in a house with,who wouldn't even talk about his time in France during WWII because of the horrors, fought for a country whose defense secretary is now IRL Hitlerposting from Normandy on the anniversary of D-Day.

One of my favorite Jimmy Fallon quotes is “I love branding” and “I think there are a lot of people out there who do as well”

This is still America

Pendog creative library is an (collaborative) unfiction horror project about a fan site that ostensibly catalogues (American) mascots/iconography. As time goes on however, the fuller, wider, abominable History of the country is invited in. pendogcreativelibrary.org

Luna panther (she/her)

pulling an israel in new york by evicting a family from their home they inhereted from their grandparents by sniping their baby in the head and then explaining how it was self defense

speaking of upcoming games, inkblood has SO much sauce oh my god

the small man....

Can't believe they set up a national cemetery for fallen IDF soldiers

gagobears

im surprised hegseth had the restraint to leave catholic as a christian denomination tbh

I encountered an Electric Flame Scallop exhibiting its illusory method of warding off predators by shimmering its mantle, giving the impression it is electric. #marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #eastcoastkin #photography

The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...

“Literacy is the Path to Communism”

Some amazing thoughts people are having on Hecate that make me smile because they’re right.

the small man....

the humble bober

You know what this means? That South Park episode where Mickey beats up the Jonas Brothers and calls them slurs for gay people is Canon and in line with his character

arthur morgan and his new gay little sheep chaps (marigold is also here, love that horse)

in the current battle against israeli settlement that albania is fighting, the only man who can bring them together in harmony is eric adams, the guy who loves both albania and israel more than anything else on earth

SCREAMY BABEY SEASON!!!! Peregrine falcon edition. 🪶 🐣

Eat your cigarettes Arthur we're going to taheedee

my special outlaw boy gotta eat his cigarettes if he wants to kill enough lemoyne swamp snakes for cool hat

sorry arthur morgan but as your 「stand」all this tracking and hunting tactics are nothing compared to the strat of "ride around on horseback and as soon as an animal moves, I use your body with supernatural ultra fast reflexes to plant an arrow in its eye from a mile away at top speed"

u can pay 20 gorillion dollars to go watch a basketball and also have james dolan surveil, record, and archive your every move and also your genitals with israelGPT AI cameras

idk, TADC last act was cool but I didnt expect to see so much of pomni's pomnis, lots of full frontal throbbing half the movie, it looked great but like, I didnt understand that artistic decision

The purpose of Wizard Garb is a sort of combined aposematism and Müllerian mimicry with respect to other magical critters. Spell selection varies wildly, so not every wizard is a threat, but how keen would YOU be to snack on something when there's a 1/20 chance it can shoot lightning out of its ass?

I turned myself into a urethra morty im dickhole rick!!!!

BREAKING: President Trump seems to have resurrected the early 2000's DARPA "Gay Bomb." He said at a press conference today "We're working... on a device, a REAL fag device, you can't call them that, the gay, you can't call them.. BUT WE'RE SAYING IT... fag device... men.. sucking, and... fucking."

i forgot it was summer games fest is there games this year

arthur morgan and his new gay little sheep chaps (marigold is also here, love that horse)