putting on the thracian penis helm and instantly falling into a divine battle-ready bator-instinct hyper goontrance, effortlessly slaughtering a few dozen men with my falx one handed (the other is beating dick furiously)

tattoo that says DEATH BEFORE DEATH because fuck that shit, ill die before I die, its like captain lou albano said, you go to hell before you doe

The current moon phase is full moon with 99.92% illumination. Because it is March, the full moon is called the "Worm Moon".

They're remote control robot (not autonomous) that scans everyone's face and they sell the data for recurring income or hand it to police when necessary. You also have your face scanned when they arrive at drop off. Door Dash recently offered an opt out for these things. Make sure you check it off

Legit fuck whatever we're supposed to believe army mans are for. They're swinging meat for spectacle junkies. If the current secdef had his way 100% they would never stop working out and oiling each other up, not even during combat. Also they'd be 100% hairless, smooth as a baby's ass

As an American troop you are legal Liveleak for guys who can just use AI for liveleak if they want. If the joint chiefs want you to throw it back made up like a clown you'll do it and be happy

"i signed up so i could get through college without bankrupting my parents" incorrect marine! You signed up so pete hegseth would cum in his dockers and see jesus when he gets airdropped a photo of your brains swapping place with a depleted uranium round. Snuff film extra, non-speaking. Oorah

The Vegetable Stall, 1665 Just look at those root vegetables. By Quiringh Gerritsz van Brekelenkam, Dutch, c. 1620-1698. (Detroit Institute of Arts)

RFK Jr has just issued an official statement, as far as the united staes government is concerned, Jenkem IS real and gets you HIGH and its GOOD for you every patriotic american should have a jug or two fermenting at all times. it cures herpes or ingrown hairs or some bull shit, god bless us all

seeing cis people matter of factly decide what is and isn’t transphobic sandwiched between pleas from my sisters for help surviving because society has effectively abandoned us has got me like 😀

putting on the thracian penis helm and instantly falling into a divine battle-ready bator-instinct hyper goontrance, effortlessly slaughtering a few dozen men with my falx one handed (the other is beating dick furiously)

some little guys

When Putin needed pretext for creating "The Red Web", Russia's authoritarian system of online censorship that effectively bans LGBTQ speech, he did it through the EXACT same moral panic about social media and kids that liberals and many leftists are spreading today.

On the mark

She's an Icon, a Diva, a Queen. She is everything.

getting 2 calvin pissing stickers and arranging them into a playing card lookin orubouroid of piss to signify the vulgar futility of mankind on the back window of my big fuckin f150 while I plow into the front of a mcdonalds at mach fuck its performance art, its a statement

remember what the greens and reform took away from you, i suppose

I think its cute that sometimes plasma in the atmosphere decides to be a jellyfish for a sec, it can be jellyfishes if it wants to, first rule of atmospheric phenomena is have fun 💗

Periodic reminder that I wrote a full-length mechsploi novel last year and it's very good! One of the more fucked up works in the space for sure; give it a read if you're a fan of truly-nauseating women, Communism, or nonconsensual brain surgery - or best, all 3! archiveofourown.org/works/626280...

fuck it ill do it myself

We’re just innocent men

we're thinking of it as a sort of marketing campaign for key societal stakeholders

remember when every lib dork columnist would quote people on here to "uh, erm" them over christian zionism being a real, influential tendency among some of the wealthiest megachurches in the country? Anyway,

OH MY G-D

fuckkkkkk man

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

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the evil is physically leaking out of him, his body cant hold it, hes gonna be ranting incoherently, ordering a nuclear strike on iran during a live press conference, and his skin will split and a bunch of shitty little hieronymus bosch type freaks will spill out of his empty suit onto the press

HANNITY: There are people who say Israel dragged Donald Trump into it. Your reaction? NETANYAHU: *evil laugh*

Never forget that the senate confirmed this dumbass *unanimously*.

do they not tell the grunts that they only have a limited number of interceptors and that they don't work 100% of the time. (or not to film and upload videos of attacks, also). ludicrous display

i have seen more than one video shot by a US soldier chuckling at interceptors being fired above his head, who then starts yelling & running for cover when a missile gets through & explodes something near him. what the hell is that. like it's a firework display. you're being bombed rn! take cover!

our media LOVES war they LOVE explosions and fighter jets and flak jackets and The Troops and we are a couple of days into this conflict and already they are starting to lose the narrative except in the most hardcore propaganda shows (Hannity et al) it took years for Iraq to fall apart, not days

White House talking points for congressional Republicans say we're not at war, we're just in "major combat operations against Iran" lol

the united states might be the only country on the planet where its military is entirely volunteer based but the majority of discourse around it acts like conscription exists. i hope people can maybe read the room a little when soldiers are currently slaughtering people in west asia again

The US Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, has been hit by Iranian drones. It’s on fire. (Al Arabiya)

US embassy in Riyadh hit by two drones, 3rd on the way per Jennifer Griffin source

*Just in the LAST WEEK*: - Prisons are experimenting on trans prisoners to "cure" them - Kansas revoked every trans Kansan's driver's license - Scouts agreed to ban trans kids - Texas declared all health services stop helping trans kids - SCOTUS declared it legal to out trans kids to abusive parents

“Maisy the gravedigger cartoon dog would have caused a moral panic and been censored if she actually existed” believe it or not there was a time where people didn’t flip out over demons and devils in cartoons. Watch actual cartoons from the time instead of parroting opinions you heard online

I feel weird about bendy but I love when people criticize his design with “a demon couldn’t have been a character back then because it would have caused a moral panic” because it immediately signposts that the person hasn’t watched any actual old cartoons Ever

Yes-anding this! You can extrapolate this take to literally all media history. If you haphazardly map the conservatism of the present onto the past, you're making a lazy argument. I promise you the history of radio, cinema, and digital media is more interesting than any assumptions you'll make. 😁

chat is it good when the hysterical drunk controlling the bloated military of the great satan says this

i think it’s cool the fascist AGs are mandating conversion therapy as the only treatment for trans people on the thinnest of legal pretenses and the Democrat AGs are too pussy to enforce their own non-discrimination laws on healthcare providers forcibly detransitioning their former patients

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

As Kagan notes in her dissent, the Court opted not to hear the due process parental rights argument against bans on gender-affirming medical care in Skrmetti, basically setting up a regime where parents can force their trans children back into the closet but cannot help them out of it

Notice the "reported" dead in Iran vs the statement as fact when it comes to Israel. The BBC is state propaganda.