the year is 2026 the only thing you're legally allowed to jack off to is microtransactions

the current state of kirkification is so fascinating

turns you into a FUCKINg PARSNIP

big baby scared of the storm

One thing I will say about america is lying that you were the thing that stopped the nazis back in ww2, riding off the high of that until you had soft power over the entire world, then pulling your mask off for the obvious reveal that you were nazis yourselves the entire time is a pretty funny bit.

chat if my offhand takes on shit keep hitting the discover page im gonna make tunguska event look like a fucking joke

pete hegseth is doing this to some fresh faced racist young dodge charger leaseholder rn

"do you want to know the future of humanity? picture the sound of an mp3 of a guy shitting into an empty oil drum loud as fuuuuck forever" -Jor Jor Well, '1984'

i think if i was some kind of fantasy demon lord like in the issy-kai animes, my whole thing would be bugs and when adventurers walked into my horrible hive castle I'd go "GUARDS, BEEZE THEM!" and my large and very strong bee guards would grip their stupid little asses and put em in the oubliette

i never even considered gay faglie could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

thinking about my other favorite card, the one that is just me. it's a dog employee. it loves magic cards and telling people about them. it wants to make people happy with cardboard :3

me, thinking about how Erika had a whole master plan for world domination involving the legacy of Saint Charlie cementing her, TPUSA’s new tragic widow figurehead, as both the GOP’s new reigning kingmaker AND Mrs. Vance the 2nd, and we get to watch it crumble a little more every day before our eyes:

Another critter I'd love very much to make in bag form for someone! This is Uroballus carlei, the caterpillar mimicking jumping spider. Their longer abdomen would make them excellent for a backpack - more storage space! Anyone else think he looks like Appa? Yip yip!

you can just do this Game: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Clipped by: eternalstuckk

Fascistic and sexually censorious societies tend to devolve into this. Pornography is limited and banned, but advertising and political expression become highly sexual through repressed eroticism. You can see this through the increase in euphemisms and innuendos in today’s ad slogans

i have exactly zero patience for transphobia right now, even if it's "jokey" about "an acceptable target"

They'll ban your art about sexual assault and call you a pervert for bringing it up

i think if i was some kind of fantasy demon lord like in the issy-kai animes, my whole thing would be bugs and when adventurers walked into my horrible hive castle I'd go "GUARDS, BEEZE THEM!" and my large and very strong bee guards would grip their stupid little asses and put em in the oubliette

Just a lil guy defending his mushroom. We found a log covered in mushrooms and spotted some small hammerhead flies on it. Turns out these are feisty fruit flies and the males are serious about defending their patch. One of our coolest finds so far! #invert (Zygothrica sp.) Intag Refugio, Ecuador

There were also rove beetles running around swiping fly larvae. It was a whole tiny ecosystem on one log. Amazing. (Chroaptomus sp.) #invert Intag Refugio, Ecuador

Really good tardigrade culture in the Invertebrate teaching lab today! #invertebrates #tardigrades

カンブロパキコーペの体の構造を見ると「そこまで頭なの！？」ってなるな・・・ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambrop...

www.urweltmuseum-geoskop.de www.naturkunde-museum-coburg.de more about www.palaeonavix.org/index.php/bi... #palaeontology #digitalart #prehistoric #artandscience

HELLHOUND be like (idk I haven't read it yet)

I’ve written a rat commission post. Hope the wording is fine! Open for long-term commissions! : D -Any of the rat styles I've drawn on my homepage is available for your commission 🐀: ko-fi.com/fluffyrat

The Achrioptera genus contain brightly colored stick insects, which seems like an odd choice for an insect that can believably pretend to be a stick. Because it's males that are brightly colored, we think it's probably sexual selection. They're willing to risk being eaten to find LOVE.

he is blue for an amazing reason!

I love when a real idiot learns just enough about something to sound like even more of an idiot (re: his fixation on saying “Pharisees” over and over lately)

bro you just incarnated as cringe. You are going to be sealed in an inescapable samsara made of subscriber

It is becoming increasingly clear that even among the “trans community” the position of trans woman as pornographic object rather than human is basically sacred and not to be criticized

this is so funny because we have watched this man drunkenly party on our dime, remember the Olympics?? he was absolutely not doing official government shit lol

pete hegseth is doing this to some fresh faced racist young dodge charger leaseholder rn

Uni looking absolutely gleeful before he sends his opps to the hospital

lol nice awesome masterful gambit as always sir🫡

just found out they're cloning a new, more robust jeff epstein, thats what all the US' science funding is diverted to :/

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

"The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now." --George Orwell, 1984

Any and all forms of sex work must be for the good of The Corporation or it's SINFUL-- i mean ILLEGAL -- and you're gonna have to go to heLL -- i mean jaIL FOR THE GOOD OF THE CHILDREN

Huh weird Meta never co-sponsored a celebration for left-wing influencers.

And yet sadly these over-coddled inbred children are too spineless to mutiny. They signed up to have a good time while murdering Muslims, not to advocate for themselves!

The right has strategically placed operatives at positions of influence in major social media and tech companies the same way they had a program for decades to place right wing lawyers in clerkships and judgeships and right wing reporters and editors at mainstream papers. The Plot to Enslave America

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here. It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

"During the Vietnam War, which lasted longer than any war we've ever been in -- and which we lost -- every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction."

"The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." -Kurt Vonnegut

Show up for Black trans men today! Give generously to this advocate for #homelessky.

All these remind me of this.

lol. lmao even wgxa.tv/news/local/i...

Mail has been suspended to the region so families and friends aren't able to send care packages. It begins to look like there's been a complete collapse of Naval logistics on a fucking criminal level.

just found out they're cloning a new, more robust jeff epstein, thats what all the US' science funding is diverted to :/