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American fantasy RPGs are always telling me to become some shit like a Vaelwarden

I am enjoying my Elden Ring Reforged ghostflame run still

JIGSAWWWWW

It's dire how all these game studios are ad-hoc AA studios made of people who got laid off from other studios within the past year or two

"Husband-and-wife slop" speaks for itself

Oh more monolith-slop- woah fat guy

I'm sure there's *something* to these ultra-high-budget Chinese historical-mythological action adventure games

"You know I love my puppets" -noted Miss Piggy fucker Geoff Keighley

Fans of the 2002 movie The Country Bears will want to tune in to Summer Games Fest, Geoff Keighley reports. "I can't say anything," Keighley stated during an interview. "But those bears might be gearing up for something special soon."

I am enjoying my Elden Ring Reforged ghostflame run still

I hate this country so much man

ready player one is kind of the perfect accidental satire of AI bro thought. “infinite imagination” but no imagination at all

What I don't understand about post-2018 God of War is what's the appeal of a story about gods in a setting where there's no real world, and no mortal people whom the gods' actions impact? Isn't that what draws people into mythology?

The Webfishing craze of winter 2024 was an absolute movie. I got kicked from so many lobbies for writing "men w micros hmu" on the ground at spawn with the paint tool

i want to play as the weird demon couple not mom of war i cant do another game where youre a white person as an outsider in a foreign inspired culture killing demons and beasts from that culture let me play as the demons bro

Chairman, vhat are you doing! Ride Gllang into battle! Hurry...!

bonk

They gotta leave Patricia Taxxon the fuck alone man

Coffee mug that says "don't talk to me I'm 1hp and my phase transition does AOE damage"

GIRL HELP

GIRL HELP

70 kind of feels like a bigger number than 500

Pondering

Am I seeing things or has there been a surge in journalism/copywriting recently of using infantile media trope words for real-world topics I am reading "plot twist" and "boss fight" and "level up" etc a lot more in political op-eds and advertisements for shaving cream now than I did 5 years ago

I'm starting to think people aren't actually checking notes OR gesturing broadly when they're replying to me

comic (1999) web.archive.org/web/20030518... www.kitchencloset.com/dev/null/

I'm writing narration for a potential youtube video and it's funny to write down my own vocal tics and stammers in a script format like this "yeah, knowing me, I'd probably trail off for no reason and then go 'okay anyway' if I were saying this bit out loud"

I don't care if this post was a joke or not; fuck this post.

I knew "bluesky doesn't get jokes" was based in real experience, but even I was surprised to see people reacting sincerely to the Tony Zaret "like this post if you think animation is for babies and cartoons should be cancelled" Guillermo del Toro meme

The one history lesson I wish people would actually internalize is that until gamergate most of 4chan was the exact same temperature and edginess of The Entire Internet Outside Of Neopets Forums Or Something and you went there for completely normal conversations about origami or tabletop games

if you were a true FEMINIST you wouldn't be posting about burger posting

I like this because it looks like a detailed rendering of the towns on those rugs that you play with toy cars on

“This one might be a tough bout, Mac! He’s gonna try to wrestle you so keep ya gloves up! Hey, his sister’s baby looks a lot like him, doesn’t it…?”

I am skonging on the porch in the rain

"right wingers are so stupid, how can they watch this show and not realize Adolf Childtoucher Cannibalman is the villain??" they KNOW man they just don't CARE they're TROLLING you shut UPPP

went to a party last night and they hired a clown as entertainment for some reason

This reminds me of how I made the logo for a game called Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes for a friend. The game made millions. Years later, I was offered $1000. 💀

How the seventh-generation game be lookin after the ad says "YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH"

Dogmouthing- the practice of previewing an in-development video game using B-Roll footage of someone doing something mundane or pointless in the development software, as made semi-infamous by this Call of Duty Ghosts clip a million years ago

seeing The Mengele & Göring in theaters tomorrow

I fear the solution to my anxieties about time management, too much time passing between my life and hobby milestones, etc. is that I just need to spend way less time playing video games which suuuucks man I don't wanna do that

lately i have noticed that when google search doesn't parse the keywords i'm searching for as a sentence, it seems to kind of decide that only one or two of the words i'm searching for are actually important, and returns results based on that

I really enjoyed Project Hail Mary despite my concerns that it would have "Hank Green PlayStation 5 energy"