The mark of a good RPG is that you get to non-combat areas and see an eclectic selection of enemies sitting at outdoor lunch tables and standing at ATMs and shit especially if the enemies are just doing their combat idle animations and weren't uniquely posed for the setting or anything

Why don't you log off your computer and 'hytale' it to work, buddy

By this point in rogue-state despotism I was hoping Trump would start wearing a bomber jacket or beret or bejeweled sweatband or some other idiosyncratic accessory

Expedition 33 passes the "can you make your character bald" test

Play Minty's thing now

I had a dream that Palette Swap had opened their pitch submissions again, but they did it on a strange Cyrillic site full of malware and nearly impossible to navigate because Google Forms had blacklisted them for some reason

What South Carolina college admissions staff DON'T want you to see

All your money is going to turn purple and get moldy within the next 24h so you should get rid of it as quickly as possible

I want to know who on the E33 dev team was going through a multi-year Super Mario Sunshine phase

What South Carolina college admissions staff DON'T want you to see

Finally sinking some time into E33 Is there a way for me to remember what 3 pictos and 5-10 lumina each of my 4 party members has equipped, or am I just supposed to keep all that in my head somehow? I'm not able to get cool synergies because I just can't remember what passives each expeditioner has

me and oomf

they left a box of chinese takeout for her ❤️ (doodle for a friend :3)

it's Steam Deck Arrives In The Mail Tuesday

I now believe with all my heart that the navy seal copypasta was written by an actual navy seal

this discourse is good because if you mention british indian food the average leftist american turns into tommy robinson

miller pede...

I know that bluesky will be reflexively anti-AI on this one, but think of the number of times you've been playing a game you paid full price for and thought, "I wish someone could have my fun for me so I could get back to work"

Normal maps are still like magic to me, it's always so convincing

Sources say that he is doing that to get the fire power for his new Movie paletswap.com/joa…

I want to play an RPG set in America where the meta-joke is that the developers were clearly from Montreal and everything is slightly wrong

He loves GDQ!!!

I think waking up early is a scam and scientists haven't actually discovered a way to feel fully awake before noon

I do hope this is remembered as a "beginning of the end of the United States" turning point in history and elicits the first wave of actual meaty international backlash because I really don't like the alternative where this just gets to happen and every geopolitical norm turns out to be pretend

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Hello I think that if someone makes an AI program that is capable of doing heinous crimes, that person should be charged with committing those crimes.

I'm beginning to think the main reason Dwarf Fortress players have so many hours racked up is every mundane action takes 3x-5x longer to do than the same mundane action in e.g. RimWorld

I'm finding I'm unable to play lots of citybuilder/colony-sim games because I create 2 buildings, go "noooo fuck fuck fuck this layout isn't going to scale at all it'll be so inefficient and ugly" and abandon the save

game might be ass

lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...

I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.

Video games need to go back to being Pretend Murder instead of Pretend Work

Every other post on my city's subreddit is people expressing disbelief that a metro area with 250k people literally doesn't contain a single gay bar or gay club

you know you're in the middle of nowhere when nobody shows up on barq

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Very funny that the guys in charge of Kingdom Come and Baldur's Gate 3 say they need AI to make such big games. Both of those games' main problem is being too big and too unpolished. They need an editor who'll tell them to cut stuff, not a faster (shitter) content generator

My main visual complaint with Baldur's Gate 3, the same now as it was a year ago, is that Karlach isn't buff enough. i feel like Larian got scared that she would look un-feminine if they made her any bigger, but she's characterized in-game as comically unimaginably beefy and she doesn't look it

We'll never get another 3DS-style handheld because those can only run self-contained games and not "you're supposed to play this every day after work for the next 5 years" games