This game has an Autosave function. Do not turn off your system when 🫃 is displayed.

(twirling my hair flirtatiously) is there a MISTER-ter beast?

But what if the seat of my office chair breaks and the pole goes up my ass

Yeah man totally

I stream-sniped a guy streaming a blind Dark Souls playthrough and he had to get up to check on his infant daughter and I felt like Ebenezer Scrooge seeing the misery he brought to Bob Cratchit's family

I'm preaching to the choir here but Capcom's stance of "we've chosen not to include Ada or Claire or Jill in modern games because they're too old to be hot" is so wildly out of step with how nerd culture currently feels about older women lol

I bet they'd love me on xiaohongshu

these people should all hang

I aspire to the idea-to-creation turnaround time of Zeit Zeiger

ipad kidz and puzzlez zed zed zuh za zee zoo!!!!!!!

It's becoming harder and harder to resist saying things that would get the groupchat subpoena'ed guys

There's no better feeling than a game series finally becoming Good Again, so you can be proud of playing the bad ones and having now-exclusive expertise on how the series has evolved I hope Sonic fans get to feel that one day

I love “cozy games” on an individual level but “cozy” used to include replaying resident evil 2 for the 5th time now as a genre it’s starting to feel like it is locking people into aesthetic tradwife boot camp

sound blaster live! 5.1, sound card, print ad, imagery (2002) archive.org/details/comp...

FANTASY/DRACOLCH.GIF

decided to film this for some reason

commission me please im nice 😊

this comic from five years ago will be my artistic legacy (let the record reflect that @cuppydogcity.bsky.social made the original fursuit freeman design long before I drew fanart of it)

Taking a photojournalism class where I have to take candid photos of strangers has revealed to me that a lot of people get really really really mad when a stranger takes photos of them

30-November @guyfoxday.bsky.social vs. 01-December @guyfoxday.bsky.social

also @minty2023.bsky.social can't stop me

Tremendous ups to Woolie for playing Crushing Force and actually having a great time, recommending it, and telling people disparaging it for being a fatfur game to shut the fuck up lmao

Do you think the diarrhea in the toilet is a Silent Hill guilt tulpa to torment James, or is it real diarrhea that was already there

every border implies the violence of its maintenance

My friendslop groupchat is at 7 months without a friendslop session, so the day is fast approaching that I make them play some real stupid shit to make up for it

someone needs to sit him down and have a talk

The ultimate conclusion of every internet friend I've had visit me in real life is "dude you need to get the fuck OUT of here this state is miserable"

white people don't say "mod" anymore they say "combat overhaul and rebalance initiative"

poker night 3

It is *stunning* how much better of a game Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 is than any of the other four. i don't know how they found the psychological horror potential hidden in their franchise and immediately fumbled it

Jennifer English must have an incredible agent, to land voice performances in three 100-hour games in close competition for the best fantasy RPG of all time, and to voice the de facto main character in two of them

wanted to share this clip from today's Quorators bonus episode I thought was funny. we read a LinkedIn post where a woman complains that people are mean to her ICE agent boyfriend. is LinkedIn the most insane website on the whole internet? it might be!

Age-regressor gamer letting themselves get grabbed by Old King Allant a suspicious amount of times

I genuinely don't know what the 'current' xbox console iteration is and I don't think I'm alone in this. microsoft's branding is horrid

shits getting DONE...

FUCK

Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.

after 12 years in development, our team is proud to announce our twist on Overwatch! it cost $800 billion to make and it will be a constantly updated live-service experience even though we just fired everyone who knows how to make content for it

update

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

who up at da swampy dog

video game

I swear Spotify has like 15 different single-edit versions of Money for Nothing and I can't find a single one that cuts off the intro AND doesn't censor 'faggot'