Playing silksong with real housewives is causing me to say things like “this raging conchfly sucks gout dick”

Yes yes yes

That would be a step up from Ash Avildsen and Sumerian Records

I wrote about the worst guy I could imagine

I did not sign off on this

President Trump and the FDA announced today they’ve uncovered a link between the active ingredient in Megavitamins and Wahtism. paletteswap.site/dif...

Easily the best cokelike

What's everyone's favorite toystorylike of the decade?

gonna start applying video game genre language to other stuff

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

me and my dog

Come help me snake a few ice cold cruisers from the drivers seat

Got nostalgic thinking about my Hard Drive days last night, so I donated a headline to Palette Swap (with a classic @jeremykaplowitz.com punch-up). Support a damn good gaming satire site.

Palette Swap straight up would not exist without gio and jeremy. Buy this guy a mountain dew next time you see him.

huge if true

Glad I got to play silksong before our government decides to shut off the internet

everything you ever liked about Hard Drive was not because of this crypto weirdo, but in spite of him

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

Funny that they actually seem to be doing this with mario tennis fever

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

John Hinkley Jr. etching into a bullet casing “Where’s the beef?”

If something like this had happened last decade, the bullet would have read “the cake is a lie”

I can’t believe we have to rehash whether helldivers 2 is satire or not

Is it, Twitch?

The president’s latest public appearance has drawn concern over his health due to his body rapidly flashing red. paletteswap.site/different-co...

“How dare you call us Nazis. We’re going to round up each and everyone of you who are comparing us to Nazis.”

I’m investing in Esty Witches like they’re bitcoin in 2010

Anything to get out of debating Hasan

They got the Hot Ones arcade game here

“Who am I to tell you what your CHILD should put in their body?” You’re the Surgeon General

My cat Wirt’s Palette Swap debut

might be the best image that @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social has ever cooked up. I say that a lot but it feels like this one will hold the crown for a while

Poor guy couldn’t even hold out for silksong 😔

Just made maybe my worst (best) palette swap image yet

Conservatives declared cultural victory Wednesday after Cracker Barrel restored its classic brand name following widespread backlash. paletteswap.site/dif...

thank you for the reminder onedrive

I mean, credit where credit is due

If you hear me say “I love this AI,” you better believe I'm taking about the enemy AI in campaign mode of Halo 2😌

Kirby Air Riders kind of looks like an experiment in nostalgic reassessment. What if you took a game that got dragged through the mud at launch and made the exact same thing, but after people have warm memories of it? How will the narrative change? Genuinely curious to see how it shakes out.

One must imagine Sissyphus as a sicko

Watching that Zach Cregger movie everyone seems so amped about

(blood on the clocktower voice) that wasn't very "yes, but don't" of you

These people suck for all the obvious reasons, but how you gonna take bets on something the people betting have this much control over?

it pisses me off so much that em dashes are a sign of something written by AI — some of us are simply addicted to em dashes and refuse to use other forms of punctuation!!!

can't write a gameFAQs article without a good table of contents

Wow we’re having “games are art” discourse again! Just gonna leave this here. From my dissertation:

@fudj.bsky.social crushed this one. Come see how Donkey Kong Bananza and Over the Garden Wall are the same story

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