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Real eye-opening piece that curbed my knee-jerk reaction to be upset at Blue Prince’s snub for GOTY. @marioprime.bsky.social has been on an all-time run with polygon lately. www.polygon.com/blue-prince-...

it gets worse

I can’t believe that this app isn’t talking about The Chair Company 24/7. Are you fuckers seeing this shit?

Me when you criticize me just a little bit

all of these sound awesome @writnelson.bsky.social

OMG HE DID IT

William Shatner reportedly elected to just paint his face white for a Halloween costume this year. paletteswap.site/dif...

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yeesh

Pop quiz, hotshot

A few years ago I decided to sign up for a Halloween 5K dressed as Nathan Fielder

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We’ve opened back up Palette Swap pitches!

I’m realizing I only have one type of joke

now listening:

for any new folks finding us today, come give a follow to our awesome team of contributors and collaborators

reminder that the people who made Hard Drive good were pushed out and some of us are doing our own thing here. give us a follow to support independent gaming satire and not whatever the fuck this is supposed to be

Reminder that @paletteswap.site is a really fucking great game satire site (with some great non-satire content too!) created by some of the former Hard Drive folks who were crushing it in the site's heyday.

please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume

This is our quarterly reminder that hard drive is a shell of what it once was and all the cool people are over here at @paletteswap.site now

Hey! This sucks!

Man these Switch 2 edition cases make the covers look like they ought to be the back of the box

just kill me already

Playing silksong with real housewives is causing me to say things like “this raging conchfly sucks gout dick”

Yes yes yes

That would be a step up from Ash Avildsen and Sumerian Records

I wrote about the worst guy I could imagine

I did not sign off on this

President Trump and the FDA announced today they’ve uncovered a link between the active ingredient in Megavitamins and Wahtism. paletteswap.site/dif...

Easily the best cokelike

What's everyone's favorite toystorylike of the decade?

gonna start applying video game genre language to other stuff

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

me and my dog

Come help me snake a few ice cold cruisers from the drivers seat

Got nostalgic thinking about my Hard Drive days last night, so I donated a headline to Palette Swap (with a classic @jeremykaplowitz.com punch-up). Support a damn good gaming satire site.

Palette Swap straight up would not exist without gio and jeremy. Buy this guy a mountain dew next time you see him.

huge if true

Glad I got to play silksong before our government decides to shut off the internet

everything you ever liked about Hard Drive was not because of this crypto weirdo, but in spite of him

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

Funny that they actually seem to be doing this with mario tennis fever

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

John Hinkley Jr. etching into a bullet casing “Where’s the beef?”

If something like this had happened last decade, the bullet would have read “the cake is a lie”

I can’t believe we have to rehash whether helldivers 2 is satire or not

Is it, Twitch?