Idris Elba should be the new Dilbert

Jacob Frey: "I mean, let's call a spade a spade here. I was listening to Kristi Noem speak minutes ago, and it sounded to me like someone that didn't believe a word that they themselves were saying. Let's be straightforward about this: this is not about safety, this is about terrorizing people."

it is getting increasingly difficult to just soldier on and post bullshit like "i'll have the chopped unc salad please" when it's just atrocity after atrocity after atrocity. i hate this timeline

i do not want the state to have the authority to kill people! not random mothers driving by! not people the state thinks look like they could commit crimes! not people who we think probably did commit crimes! not people who definitely, absolutely committed crimes! no one!!!

the boy

Was asked by Ed Sheeran to explain the difference between a fraternity and sorority

Stranger Things season 5 is actually very good when you view it through the lens of a D&D campaign whose story and lore was improvised over many years.

Fallout season 2 is good because walton goggins now has an excuse to say “daddy”every two minutes

sounds about right

Not all heroes wear capes. Like Spider-Man. He doesn't wear a cape.

"I simply can't imagine going through life without Cheez-Its" -The Owner of Cheez-Its

Silksong is a perfect 10/10

Took this in an especially moody bathroom

Netflix executive Ted Sarandos is quickly showing he means business by cancelling the highly anticipated Coyote vs. Acme a second time. paletteswap.site/dif...

Nothing good can come from me learning the answer to this question

anyone else get this one?

The best Taylor Swift song of the last ten years isn’t even a Taylor Swift song. It’s from the Dispatch soundtrack and I can’t stop listening to it.

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Real eye-opening piece that curbed my knee-jerk reaction to be upset at Blue Prince’s snub for GOTY. @marioprime.bsky.social has been on an all-time run with polygon lately. www.polygon.com/blue-prince-...

it gets worse

I can’t believe that this app isn’t talking about The Chair Company 24/7. Are you fuckers seeing this shit?

Me when you criticize me just a little bit

all of these sound awesome @writnelson.bsky.social

OMG HE DID IT

William Shatner reportedly elected to just paint his face white for a Halloween costume this year. paletteswap.site/dif...

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yeesh

Pop quiz, hotshot

A few years ago I decided to sign up for a Halloween 5K dressed as Nathan Fielder

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We’ve opened back up Palette Swap pitches!

I’m realizing I only have one type of joke

now listening:

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Reminder that @paletteswap.site is a really fucking great game satire site (with some great non-satire content too!) created by some of the former Hard Drive folks who were crushing it in the site's heyday.

please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume

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Hey! This sucks!

Man these Switch 2 edition cases make the covers look like they ought to be the back of the box

just kill me already

Playing silksong with real housewives is causing me to say things like “this raging conchfly sucks gout dick”

Yes yes yes

That would be a step up from Ash Avildsen and Sumerian Records

I wrote about the worst guy I could imagine

I did not sign off on this

President Trump and the FDA announced today they’ve uncovered a link between the active ingredient in Megavitamins and Wahtism. paletteswap.site/dif...

Easily the best cokelike