mark roebuck
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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
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jeremy kaplowitz
3 days ago
decided to film this for some reason
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Just found out this wasn’t the Virtual Boy everyone’s talking about
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7 days ago
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Giovanni Colantonio
9 days ago
Today’s chaotic shakeups at Xbox are sure to leave a lot of anxious gamers with a lot of questions. To help find some clear answers, I sat down with a Microsoft veteran who has a track record of helping users understand the company’s products.
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Exclusive: Clippy explains what he knows about Microsoft's big Xbox shakeup
The Microsoft veteran speaks out amid chaos at Xbox
https://www.polygon.com/microsoft-xbox-2026-clippy-interview/
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Covered this long overdue news for Palette Swap!
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Deleted the script I’ve been working on for 8 months. I might recycle some of the ideas in other stuff down the line, but “Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt Punch Each Other For 2 Hours” can’t be my main focus anymore. It just can’t.
11 days ago
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ahhh AI just told me there's an invisible man in the room with me fuck FUCK
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jeremy kaplowitz
16 days ago
the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
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The Long Good Freaky Friday
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Me on Subway Takes: "Everyone should be really nice to me all the time"
16 days ago
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Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!
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19 days ago
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Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!
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Wow I have so many fucking AI companies to check out tomorrow
21 days ago
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Wow I have so many fucking AI companies to check out tomorrow
21 days ago
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Computer show me something funny happening to a stupid band
22 days ago
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For a game boy advance game???
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23 days ago
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Tom Servo LEGO set would fix everything rn
23 days ago
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Little Caesar's taste so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you that guy clearly doesn't work here
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25 days ago
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Palette Swap
27 days ago
Fresh off of breakout appearances in hit games Dead by Daylight and Fortnite, Ghostface has landed a role in the upcoming Scream 7.
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while we're all mourning and appreciating Catherine O'Hara, I have always loved this deleted scene from Waiting For Guffman. Her and Fred Willard together, man. Incredible.
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The Albertsons Play Baseball — Waiting for Guffman Deleted Scene
YouTube video by Corky St. Clair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwKH6IBeU4
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My latest for Palette Swap!
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about 1 month ago
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Billions on AI. Millions on some Melania movie nobody wants. Meanwhile, I can’t help but think what a difference a few grand would make in my life. (I owe my drug dealer a lot of money!)
about 1 month ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 1 month ago
i made a cartoon about the wisdom of King Solomon
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“When this baby hits 14 years old, it’s gonna see some serious shit.”
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about 1 month ago
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
about 1 month ago
ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement. "I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish. Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature. Minneapolis, MN
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 1 month ago
made this dumb little "cartoon" in 2019 that only keeps feeling more and more real
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what the fuck did you just say to me
about 1 month ago
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Just watched that Mr Bean where he gets his dick sucked under the table while giving the waiter his order. Classic stuff.
about 1 month ago
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hmm i'm seeing a lot about the new Masters of the Universe photos and not a lot about Karg from the 1987 version. Strange. Here's some Karg to try and balance things out.
about 1 month ago
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ugh i think i botched my job interview as head coach for the Cleveland Browns
about 1 month ago
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I could never dunk a basketball and I haven’t tried in a long time, but I’m so much older and wiser now I’m sure that I could
about 2 months ago
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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about 2 months ago
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Giovanni Colantonio
about 2 months ago
in observance of scott adams dying, here is an archive thread of the old twitter bit i did where i reclaimed dilbert from him and declared myself the true creator of dilbert
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Idris Elba should be the new Dilbert
about 2 months ago
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Ken Jennings
about 2 months ago
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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You might think I’m joking, but this is what 3D looked like before James Cameron
about 2 months ago
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If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?
about 2 months ago
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If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?
about 2 months ago
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First NFL team to go rogue and start using iPads on the sideline instead of Microsoft tablets gonna be unstoppable
about 2 months ago
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If you start watching Alexander Payne’s Sideways tonight at 7:54 PM, you can finish the film and be in bed at a decent hour. Happy New Year!!
about 2 months ago
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Had a blast writing up some all-timers for this, including an RE4 journal style entry I’m particularly proud of. Read the article to see its grisly end!!
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2 months ago
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2024 was crazy. I slept all fucking year. Wait. What??
2 months ago
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The people are nostalgic for Quibi. They yearn for Quick Bites while they wait in line for coffee. They’re so fucking bored on the commute to work they’re thinking of ending it all
2 months ago
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One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. And Pikachu’s saying, “Whaddya want from me?”
2 months ago
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Seth Finkelstein
2 months ago
I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.
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“Ruffalo… The Ruff Ryder… Makin’ movies… Appealing to the public!”
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2 months ago
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“Ruffalo… The Ruff Ryder… Makin’ movies… Appealing to the public!”
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2 months ago
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Palette Swap
2 months ago
Director Zach Cregger used a bold play in a meeting with Warner Bros. execs in order to get the prequel to his film, Weapons, greenlit.
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Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood
2 months ago
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Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood
2 months ago
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