My bad day getting worse when my wife, Marilyn Monroe, Mr & Mrs Smith’s my fuckin ass

Not interested in crypto I got my own thing going on

Not interested in crypto I got my own thing going on

Life is short. Buy that ringback tone.

My “Web3” knuckle tattoo is a gag I don’t know why this is so hard to understand

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

New Quiet Place movie opens with a farting sequence that will give you nightmares

i still think this is true but i "100% disagree" with how it went down. really really sorry about that!

Hate mail is a wild concept. Before the internet people used to pay postage to leave a negative comment.

This post had 10k likes 1k shares before Bluesky started being all weird idk what happened

Covered this for Palette Swap! Give them a follow before this app crashes again

"i assure you" - stiff, lacks personality to the point of suspicion "i swear on the crack of my ass"- lively, memorable, this person is certainly telling the truth

Godzilla Minus Fun (1998)

Godzilla Minus Fun (1998)

hey i dont think im gonna make it. me and the boys are naming one-off monster movies from the late 90s. one guy just said The Relic and we all started freaking out. we're gonna be here a while.

the scene in Social Network 2 where he does this and they play NIN's copy of a copy of a copy song is gonna be legit

An uncooked toaster pastry is a Pop Tartare

Just got a lucrative gig helping AI produce better looking hands. They said it’s a six digit job, possibly seven.

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I wish this was the vibe of the Mario movies

You don’t have to like him but you have to respect Tiger’s play here

I wish this was the vibe of the Mario movies

you've seen people ask for a Mario football game but I promise you've never seen anyone do it like @markroebuck.bsky.social

the beautiful folks at @paletteswap.site let me write about my dream video game, and the immeasurably talented editor of the piece, @parkj0hn.bsky.social, was even kind enough to suggest the perfect name of Super Mario Hikers 🔥🔥🔥

I asked Claude to code something better than Claude and now i am a billionaire

Tiger Woods has withdrawn from all scheduled golf events and drinking benders. He has requested privacy at this time.

I still remember the neighbor I had growing up who would host his own Jeopardy game in his garage every night. Jeopardy Dave we used to call him.

oh yeah? well i think Rob Schneider should be a kamikaze pilot. i am willing to talk to the press

thats so stupid that if you already have a ps5 you owe sony 100 bucks bc of the price increase i wont pay it.

ok I'm receiving word that making shitty little videos that look like the worst dream you've ever had might not be a billion dollar industry

Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed

So sick of people asking me if my name is short for Markwayne. It’s just Mark!

me leaving a FuncoLand in 1995

They're saying no bar will ever have fewer women in it

Remember when they said there would be an NFT gun that worked in every video game?

reminder that you can do anything you dream about

History will dictate that he deserved at least a nomination here

Amazing progression here

I feel like Scottie B. Pippen’s work in Sinners got a little overlooked

If you don't call your hardcore band something long and pretentious like Nothing Will Ever Be Beautiful Again, Nancy, you need to call it something short like Chair

If Noah Baumbach made Free Willy it would’ve been called The Kid & The Whale

New AI service that solves the puzzles on the back of cereal boxes for our children

Let's do an east/west civil war next time, and then one quadrant will have bragging rights forever

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