decided to film this for some reason

Just found out this wasn’t the Virtual Boy everyone’s talking about

Today’s chaotic shakeups at Xbox are sure to leave a lot of anxious gamers with a lot of questions. To help find some clear answers, I sat down with a Microsoft veteran who has a track record of helping users understand the company’s products. www.polygon.com/microsoft-xb...

Covered this long overdue news for Palette Swap!

Deleted the script I’ve been working on for 8 months. I might recycle some of the ideas in other stuff down the line, but “Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt Punch Each Other For 2 Hours” can’t be my main focus anymore. It just can’t.

ahhh AI just told me there's an invisible man in the room with me fuck FUCK

the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

The Long Good Freaky Friday

Me on Subway Takes: "Everyone should be really nice to me all the time"

Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!

Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!

Wow I have so many fucking AI companies to check out tomorrow

Wow I have so many fucking AI companies to check out tomorrow

Computer show me something funny happening to a stupid band

For a game boy advance game???

Tom Servo LEGO set would fix everything rn

Little Caesar's taste so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you that guy clearly doesn't work here

Fresh off of breakout appearances in hit games Dead by Daylight and Fortnite, Ghostface has landed a role in the upcoming Scream 7. paletteswap.site/dif...

while we're all mourning and appreciating Catherine O'Hara, I have always loved this deleted scene from Waiting For Guffman. Her and Fred Willard together, man. Incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwK...

My latest for Palette Swap!

Billions on AI. Millions on some Melania movie nobody wants. Meanwhile, I can’t help but think what a difference a few grand would make in my life. (I owe my drug dealer a lot of money!)

i made a cartoon about the wisdom of King Solomon

“When this baby hits 14 years old, it’s gonna see some serious shit.”

ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement. "I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish. Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature. Minneapolis, MN

made this dumb little "cartoon" in 2019 that only keeps feeling more and more real

what the fuck did you just say to me

Just watched that Mr Bean where he gets his dick sucked under the table while giving the waiter his order. Classic stuff.

hmm i'm seeing a lot about the new Masters of the Universe photos and not a lot about Karg from the 1987 version. Strange. Here's some Karg to try and balance things out.

ugh i think i botched my job interview as head coach for the Cleveland Browns

I could never dunk a basketball and I haven’t tried in a long time, but I’m so much older and wiser now I’m sure that I could

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

in observance of scott adams dying, here is an archive thread of the old twitter bit i did where i reclaimed dilbert from him and declared myself the true creator of dilbert

Idris Elba should be the new Dilbert

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

You might think I’m joking, but this is what 3D looked like before James Cameron

If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?

If Super Mario World was so good why didn’t it win any Game Awards?

First NFL team to go rogue and start using iPads on the sideline instead of Microsoft tablets gonna be unstoppable

If you start watching Alexander Payne’s Sideways tonight at 7:54 PM, you can finish the film and be in bed at a decent hour. Happy New Year!!

Had a blast writing up some all-timers for this, including an RE4 journal style entry I’m particularly proud of. Read the article to see its grisly end!!

2024 was crazy. I slept all fucking year. Wait. What??

The people are nostalgic for Quibi. They yearn for Quick Bites while they wait in line for coffee. They’re so fucking bored on the commute to work they’re thinking of ending it all

One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. And Pikachu’s saying, “Whaddya want from me?”

I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.

“Ruffalo… The Ruff Ryder… Makin’ movies… Appealing to the public!”

“Ruffalo… The Ruff Ryder… Makin’ movies… Appealing to the public!”

Director Zach Cregger used a bold play in a meeting with Warner Bros. execs in order to get the prequel to his film, Weapons, greenlit. paletteswap.site/dif...

Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood

Look I’m glad you’re enjoying the movie but you don’t have to keep bugging the whole neighborhood