sometimes dinner is a whole rotisserie chicken that you tear apart with your bare hands while watching gundam

I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

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been lazy about cooking lately... gonna get salmon this weekend and make it with the fondant potatoes. also gonna attempt biscuits and gravy i think

every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball

keep accidentally saving drafts instead of deleting them because they put save as the top option for some reason

"the public policy case for prediction markets"

This is how it feels waking up every day now

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

hey is it uh. concerning at all if my gut makes this noise when i push it out all the way

‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/

t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les hérétiques pis les dragons. veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms: ish/gard. thor/dan. ha/lo/ne. toi c’est quoi tes pronoms, hein? vas-y. dis-moi tes pronoms. dark/knight? shi/va? j’vas prier pour toi.

god they really were bffs huh

With Stancil as with everything else, the only thing leftists did wrong was be correct too early

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

damn i didn't know warner bros was cool with pedophilia

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17 minutes late to work today but someone else called off of a 12 hour shift so at least i know my boss won't be most mad at me. but i will be the one here so i'll get the brunt of it anyway lol

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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Step or shut up

really wish these characters i like would stop throwing up death flags like "we'll talk after we get out of here" and "you'll have plenty of chances to say the things you want to say" like c'mon be a little aware of the genre

word on the street is there’s a small bug in town. and yeah. that’s right. it’s gonna eat a leuf

I haven't seen it on here yet so I'm posting the Bakushin armpit gif

i dont care if im in the greater percentage that wont notice this change because i care about the percentage of children that will be forced to grow up unable to find community with each other and escape the surveillance state that says they are property to be monitored before they are human.

To repeat. -- And to repeat: The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet, and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism, are the same faction.

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

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well surely there will be consequences for THIS. she said, wrongly

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i think i'm gonna make fondant potatoes this week

we're finally getting a fake moon landing

The people who support mass deportation policies never cared about whether people have "criminal records," and I caution people who want to stop mass deportations that they should not focus on the "criminal records" either.

also my apartment lobby ceiling was leaking when i got home lol

anyway i *think* if i do my labs next monday with no shots between now and then it will hit the target pg/mL is aiming for and satisfy her so she'll refill my estradiol prescription 😞 wish she would just do it anyway, and that the calculator was a little more in-depth but i get why it's not