sometimes i think about when my dad died n the company he worked for sent us flowers and a check for a PENNY like what the hell was that about 😭💔

having olympian fomo im not an athlete but im funny… im kind… im passionate… why is that not enough

taking my roomf to the dog park this weekend 💗 well also my dog but mostly my roomf

Sanji's faces in my style

hey i got the quote for hany's surgery now. um $500 🤣 i had to pay for tux's neutering, hany's tests, new equipment, and medication so from the donations (thank you sm!) i'm currently at ₱14600 (~=$249) right now if you're willing, here's my paypal and ko-fi. $1 = ₱58, any amount really helps

why they name a soda after me 🤣

OOMF DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE POOP KNIFE

i am just #blessed when i had opioid induced constipation that a combination of stool softeners and laxatives and eventually an enema worked n i didnt have to have a doctor put their fingers up my asshole 🙏

chappell is now my new muse #art

the episode of the pitt today was so good i am so happy to have pitt thursdays w my roomfs

hudson williams ur slutty little earrings have enchanted me

PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME its such an incredible visual novel like 10/10 would recommend

#hollanov crack coxaine

relax bro, nobody is taking him from you 😔 #heatedrivalry #hollanov

pls 🫰

i dont want to say im a jj defender because im NOT but i find him funny n charming n i want him to also grovel the rest of his life 💔

punxsutawney phil has he/they shooters like u wouldnt believe

its funny bc im not a picky eater at all like i will genuinely eat almost Anything except grilled cheese FUCK grilled cheese

sorry i cannot take streamer shane au’s seriously that man would never be a streamer i am #strict

AND fuck the montreal metros!!

it is really bizarre to me how many people want major changes in s2 of heated rivalry from the book like omfg? its literally as good as it is because its such a well done adaptation without any major changes??

i am so strict w my hollanov headcanons ive never been like this before im crying

can people stop being mean to that hedgehog or whatever the fuck the rodent is that is prophetic in america its making me sad

Little preview of my piece for the @mizisua-zine.bsky.social !! 🩷🤍✨ Preorders are open until Feb 28!

at the airport with qtip (my cat) n ppl keep complimenting her for being The most chill cat ever

🌹💕 happy february!! 💕🌹 💫 hi, i'm harley! 💫 30 | they/she | chinese tmasc non-binary lesbian ⭐️ currently into... ⭐️ one piece ✨️ deadlock project zomboid ✨️ league d&d ✨️ megabonk 📌 check my pinned for more info! 📌 🩵 #promosky 🩵 #moothunt 🩵 🚫 minors, bigots, terfs dni 🚫 💌 ❤️&🔄 appreciated! 💌

the concept of my mom following my bsky while i am actively reposting @rhymenoiz.bsky.social ‘s posts about prost*te milking

watching the silent hill movie n the guy gave us all the postcards like so many postcards

im sorry but the mayor of ottawa declaring jan 29th as shane hollander day is KILLING me

it appears that i missed something

i rlly dont know how to phrase this n ultimately ppl can write what they want but the amount of fics feminizing tf out of shane hollander is… weird tbh! idk how to phrase it better tho im sorry 💔

dont tell my family this but im only visiting them to take advantage of the bidet

qtip fun facts: i got her from a really bad hoarding situation, she has incredibly crusty eyes, she only has half her teeth, she doesnt know how to retract her claws, meows silently, and probably has a foot fetish

i have been reunited with qtip (my cat who has been living w my parents but i am bringing her back home w me)🔥

i feel like i could suck my own dick

does anyone want to braid each others pubes and talk about prostate milking

bro i want a prostate so bad it pisses me OFF

prostate ✈️ milking

The thought of milking a man’s prostate is so enticing like let me play with ur gspot pretty boy

INSHALLAH MY GIRLFRIEND SELLS ME TO BBNO$ SO I CAN PLAY WITH HIS PROSTATE 🙏

hudsonwilliams.

i should name my rose toy hudson and my clit williams

This world is a wasteland #jinx #arcane

that oomfie who dont play abt #hollanov ##heatedrivalry

my brain has been jumping between hollanov and hucklerobby all week i need help

the canada fleece from heated rivalry being released… i signed up for updates cos i #NeedThat so bad

sorry but its rlly funny in fandom spaces when a character is widely hc’d as being queer n ppl act like they’re brave for being like well actually i think they’re cishet like. well ok. thanks

its weird people act like shane hollander is a bad person for how much he loves n prioritizes hockey like omfg leave my autistic princess alone thats literally his career and special interest like LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!