who up staying busy so the horrors don’t persist

everything is a humiliation ritual if you’re anxious enough

making a new alt who wants to follow it

you guys mind if i get a little evil here

‪i now pronounce you oomf and oomf you may now repost and like oomf’s post‬

post yap clarity is so real cause why did i say all that

it’s me and bob’s burgers against the world

*pulling petals off a flower* it’s so over, we’re so back, it’s so over, we’re so back

can i come over and meow at you

this account is just the void i scream in and you guys happen to be there

i’m either yapping or napping

me and my caffeinated beverage of the day

who wants one

so we were charged an extra $130 for interest on our rent lmao we barely scraped enough money to pay and i’m so tired of posting my kofi but i need help pls and thank you ko-fi.com/strawbubby rts appreciated 🖤

i love saying “oh” cause like oh

when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”

the sluttiest thing a man can do is shut the fuck up

‪sorry i would love to but i just made up a bunch of rules for myself and i’m actually not allowed to do that‬

i'm like if an attention whore hated being perceived

me when i’m on my period

being so brave (making a phone call)

the lioness does not concern herself with healthy coping mechanisms

who up sleeping with they sirens

aspartame is a beautiful name for a baby girl

i want to be unemployed with the benefits of being employed (money)

looking at the moon is my free therapy actually

lack of whimsy is a skill issue

‪the N in November stands for be Nice to me‬

California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat. A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.

PROP 50 PASSED I LOVE BEING A CALIFORNIAN FUCK YOU TRUMP

BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA

she prop on my 50 till i yes

hot people vote

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Alright folks, from this moment forwards, you don’t “like” mamdani you fucking hold him to the letter of his word and beyond.

WOKE IS BACK

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the race for New York City mayor, according to Decision Desk HQ. Running on a campaign supporting Palestinian human rights just won. A new generation has arrived. A historic night.

MAMDANI WON AND CHENEY DEAD

therapy is nice but hyperfixating on fictional characters is a lot faster and cheaper

yeah I’ll #promosky 🌟🚀 evan • 25 • he/him ✰ Pokémon ✰ One Piece ✰ Attack on Titan ✰ Silksong ✰ Smiling Friends ✰ Manga ✰ Board Games ✰ Sci-fi books ✰ Good movies/shows ✰ YouTube ✰ Space/science ✰ Art (all mediums) ✰ Being funny online ✰ Exploring the city ✰ Making friends ♡ / ↻ appreciated 🙂‍↕️

#promosky time johnny he/him ♡ / ↻ if you fw me :] • Dragon Ball Z • JJBA • Clannad • Haikyuu • Manga • YouTube/Twitch • Kendrick Lamar • Modest Mouse • Dishonored • DC • Undertale • The Summer Hikaru Died • Resident Evil • Ghost of Tsushima • Lovely Complex • Nier Automata • Smiling Friends

yearn, yap, yawn

#promosky !! 🍓⋆˚꩜｡ • aj, she/her ^_^ • yapping, sanrio + san-x + snoopy + miffy + chiikawa, music, bob’s burgers, horror media, trinkets + plushies + collecting cute stuff MDNI 🔞 ♡ / ↻ appreciated

the grind never stops (my jaw)

socializing is like a big soup and i am a fork

an oil change but instead of oil it’s serotonin and instead of your car it’s your brain