when i like your vent posts i need you to picture me nodding my head and muttering “you’re right, you don’t deserve that”

i literally stopped my postpartum bleeding 5 days ago and then started my period today and like i feel the urge to punch a hole in the wall i understand that primal urge now

my daughter has eyelashes like my husband and sons and i wanted that for her so bad

actually some of yall need to be curb stomped bc what the fuck is wrong w you

Please stay lonely for the rest of your life because good lord you're weird for liking drawings of little girls. I would say get a job but I feel like you need to stay away from society.

Spreading for awarness Anyone mutuals with @bitocrosszer.bsky.social he has been taken by ICE. I was given permission to share this from his wife who's Bluesky was suspended after posting about the situation.

i love being sleep deprived and harassing my husband

i love facebook drama

i find it so interesting that bc of bible essay girl people are saying colleges hate controversial essays

my 3 year old held his siblings hostage and made them take selfies with him and they’re so funny bc you can absolutely tell he’s the only one who wanted them

it was federally illegal for us to participate in our own culture and ceremony until 1978. we have elders who were beaten so terribly in residential schools that they refused to pass down their knowledge. we have had to rebuild ourselves for decades. to even think this shit is fucking INSANE

mom n dad

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idk the 6-7 thing doesn’t bother me at all bc i remember being an annoying ass little kid and all the dumb shit i found funny

i hate tiktok moms why are you bitches making homemade formula from 50s

hey everyone, rain & miles are back and remade their accounts. rain is now @girlwhocanttrust.bsky.social and miles is @riftia-pachyptila.bsky.social & @botpuppy.bsky.social me and some others have also compiled a google doc of everything against them so it's all in one place. block and stay safe ❤️

everyone look at how cute my mom’s dnd tree is

my 3 year old got mad at my husband and he yelled why don’t you go to war at him 😭

we were supposed to do german christmas but that was too crowded so instead we did benevolently haunted catholic Christmas

it’s christmas time now i said so merry christmas everyone

i don’t like the full history of colonizer holiday but i do like the notion of eating good food and celebrating everything you’re thankful for

isr*el said “no babe we’ll do a ceasefire xx” and then everyone stopped talking about palestine and advocating for them and then they continued to attack them and now no one says anything.

fun fact i only like pumpkin spice lattes but every fall i act like they’re my favorite thing bc i hate people that are mean about people who love pumpkin spice lattes

i’m mad af bc there’s a polar express experience near-ish to us but tickets sold out JULY 8TH

antivaxxers

sometimes i think about all the fun stuff my kids have gotten to do and it just makes me so happy they’re getting the fullest childhood experience

too sleepy to do bangs but i did do my lashes im slowly becoming a person again

i think i’m gonna give myself bangs today

in a small town in a slightly different spot of alabama this girl’s husband cheated on her so she posted a video of her pegging him on facebook

to my three year old “why are you licking everything my dude” “it’s part of my effervelodment” “…….development?” “yeah that one”

ive strayed so far from god (my usual tiktok algorithm) and i fear im now in a dark place i can’t escape (horse girl tok)

idk i’m in a criticizing society in my sleep deprivation state today you shouldn’t get a boob job before 25

tw/ED i find it interesting that people have been commenting on eugenia cooney’s ED and there’s always social commentary around it but you’re not allowed to comment on ariana grande or lily collins despite them reaching a wider and younger audience

sobbing bc i learned about the mormon samoan adoption scandal and ive just been watching parents reunite w their children

me in my most natural state (sleep deprived w a baby latched on)

i was leaking milk on to my shirt and my 3 year old said mommy your titty is cryin why sad

i’m back to only drinking coffee and water just don’t ask me the coffee to water ratio

i get so angry when people comment “too cheesy” on a mac n CHEESE recipe go eat butter pasta then you wet noodle

i feel so chronically online rn bc i have a cluster feeding baby so im essentially just glued to my phone and tiktok

do yall keep getting ads for that lesbian dating app on tiktok or does my tiktok think i’m a lesbian

little girl went from 18th percentile at one week to 88th percentile at one month and that’s the power of my titty milk

don’t know what to buy for the holidays? may i suggest the 3k real diamond dick ring

“i love her, hers so pretty”- my 3 year old about little debbie christmas tree cakes

the president may have given fellatio to a horse and like that’s not an onion article

i wanna be dressed up somewhere pretty and warm watching a sunset w my husband again

trying to prep my kids for meeting santa next week bc i’m determined to get the cutest pic this year but i had to turn one santa meet and greet video off bc the elf immediately started fat shaming mrs. claus like what the fuck was that

last year we went to a christmas cave spectacular and there were tons of characters greeting kids and stuff and then there was this deer just sitting there doing nothing but rubbing it’s hands ominously and staring the children down and it scared 6 year old so bad lmao

i’ve seen so many tiktoks lately about old people yelling at autistic children for being on their aac device and even trying to confiscate them?? and i just wanna let yall know that’ll be the day yall get to watch a tiktok of me beating an old person’s ass

anyone wanna donald trump on my bill clinton

i fear i will never be able to find anything funnier than donald trump giving bill clinton head