midnight redbull time who with me

homemade pita burgers with the sweet potato fries 🙂‍↕️

I wanted to draw Snoopy, but also wanted to draw Dragon Quest 3 fanart so I got two birds stoned at once #myart

turning up a bottle (of water) and chugging it, popping a hand full of pills (multivitamin) and getting ready to fight (lay down and relax)

why do men feel so comfortable to take their penis out in public? touching themselves, scratching, pissing… it’s just ughhhhh

laying in bed feeding my husband star burst and watching fallout lore on YouTube is an okay start

i fell back asleep and @lauradelray.kills.men and @shane.is.tired.fyi were both in my short lil dream

milf (man i love frogs)

sweet potato fry i love you like no other

I have verified that Keith Porter Jr’s father created this GoFundMe and is asking to support his grandchildren

this weekend is my husbands birthday and im about to be so on top of him i might as well be his skin (not sexyly but very lovingly)

im sorry i sound angry and sad but ive just watched another murder on a dashboard cam and person after person, ive not become desensitized even worse ive become unsurprised and yeah maybe we cant always dwell on the bad but how can one look away when its right in my hand im sorry im angry and sad

these days my morning nutrition consists of whatever scrapes of well made breakfast my kids don’t eat today was two end pieces of toast crust and cold scrambled eggs

being queer/gay is political. you can’t escape it. the first brick wasn’t thrown so you could ignore the battle.

midday shower, i know you won’t fix what’s wrong with me, but you could try

eating a breakfast burrito with lots of hot sauce using hot coffee to wash it down im going to be burning at both ends

anyway good morning. we are not free until we are all free. fuck ice. free palestine

i’m glad people are so upset about ice but i really hope y’all keep the same energy when it’s black and brown people they kill instead of a white lady

fuck your whimsy. ice has been murdering people.

he won't arrest anyone for murdering his constituents but he'll arrest you for being angry about it

you can not call yourself an ally of black/brown people and refuse to acknowledge and speak up about what’s going on. especially if you are not doing any community work, attending protests, or crowdfunding. reading the news isn’t enough. you need to actively care about black and brown people.

I'm sorry, but I just think it's very telling when we differentiate between ICE's killing of American citizens versus undocumented immigrants. And I'm seeing that a lot right now.

at this rate, if you mute me for my moral views/post, just unfollow me. i don’t want to be associated with anyone who can’t be burden to look around them and stand for something.

ICE shot a legal observer in the face in Minneapolis. Abolish ICE and prosecute every single one of their deputized terrorists.

fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice they are kidnapping and murdering folks

you 30 plus bullying people? i couldn’t fathom being a fucking LOSER like literal bum behavior

melting down the US cheese caves to create the most insane amount of fondue the world has ever seen

it’s january and it’s gonna be 70 degrees today. ☹️

late night pb&j sandwich club

skeletons don’t have a gender idiot there isn’t even a penis bone

bar keep pour me a shot me to myself as i pour a glass of grape juice

i would have bounced crazy style for rick moranis in little shop of horrors BABY !!!

hittin’ the griddy on the tasered in the balls guys grave

mmm anyone got $500 laying around i could borrow so i can reserve this house that isn’t available until march hmm? do ya??

force feeding mr beast his own candy bars behind the dumpster of walgreens until he admits his treasonous acts

i hath awaketh good morrow to ye

i am cocooned under 4 blankets and my metamorphosis has begun… began? it’s started

anytime im eating peach slices i think about the scene from lion king when simba eats the big worm and was like slimey yet satisfying and that’s how i eat fruit

vanderpump rules is my roman empire

gonna eat red beans & rice and think about how i hate the government

i do not care if im good at a game!!!! i love to play them and thats it!!!! i will die a million times and im having so much fun!!!!

okay my enthusiasm has faded where is the gallon of caffeine

GOOD MORNING 🌞 🗣️🗣️ i hope everyone has a fucking fabulous monday and you kick major ass(es) !!!

i am running and yanking weeds from my island preparing for the new update and not a single villager is thanking me

i love all my besties yall are all truly incredible and i pick you each up for a forehead smooch and or a lil snack

eating a sandwich, doing laundry, and watching king of the hill sunday max relax