i hate when i look out the window at night and the motion detector light in the backyard is on 😭😭😭 ik it's probably just a deer but it always makes me scared someone is lurking by my windows

Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.

everyone on a desktop/laptop needs to download bongo cat so we can parallel play

i wonder how often the setting that makes it so that only ppl who follow me can respond to my posts saves my life

i love autistic people

im not joking twilight has the most romantic soundtrack EVER

if anyone is on bongo cat i have a lobby open rn anyone can join meee CfdKbRzpMn

how many aura points do i lose if i tell u irl i only have heterosexual friends

oo whoa..

i wish I could post my cashapp or paypal w my classroom supply post but I literally can't figure out how tf to get my legal name off them

me trying fun new exciting ways to make it obvious I'm basically begging for oomfs attention without making it obvious at all

I was trying to talk to my wife and she wouldn't stop staring at my boobs im so tragically objectified

it's funny to me that we just introduce ourselves w our mental illnesses or disabilities or sexualities on the internet like u just do it

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? came out the week of my 18th bday so that's what i did for my bday 🙂‍↕️

ok i finished unfollowing inactives, if i made a mistake lemme know and also if we interact a lot and ive never followed you lemme know

Not me having two moots that were so similar I was confused who was who only to realize it's the same person on two diff accounts

MSN Messenger emoticons in 2003

sometimes i see ppl complain abt ppl unfollowing and refollowing them...... i deadass dont remember who tf im following or who ive already unfollowed so plz dont think its abt u 💀

long haired men just make me grrr rrRRFFF WWWWWOOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR

ozai if i ever got a hold of him

zuko in his 40s oh he would prob look SO MUCH LIKE OZAI....

i feel like u guys would be rly surprised by me if u met me irl

hiii bsky! :] i am a K-5 art teacher. my students LOVE art & we are always in need of new supplies. if u would like to help out at all, i’m gonna post my wishlist & my venmo (if you'd prefer not to use amazon) below!! anything helps!! ☆ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... ☆ venmo.com/u/banjovamp

i need to make a website and i have no experience in making a website

does anyone wanna hang out on the ember island roblox map i made in 2009

media that shifts in tone as the narrative continues >>>>>>>>

ozai is so fucking hot

im actually mad asf bc ive been using my father in law's laptop since like march and i didnt know my bongo cat stats would carry over so i just never downloaded it again bc i was like eh ill wait until i get my own laptop.... but its backed up by steam so it DOES transfer between computers

the types of bongo cats

i posted abt the world cup and suddenly my moots are on bsky again

oh i do know one more thing about the world cup: theres a really fucking scary blonde man that keeps coming up on my fyp hes huge and moves like something prehistoric and every time i catch a glimpse of him i scroll as fast as i can bc i feel my primal fear response kick in

i hadnt rly been on the tl in a long time, i had no idea u guys were so locked in to soccer

not me sitting here listening to atla and thinking long feng lowkey sounds like mr. krabs yeah prob bc it literally is mr. krabs

last year posting my classroom supply wishlist actually saved my freaking life like it helped fund us til christmas

hiii bsky! :] i am a K-5 art teacher. my students LOVE art & we are always in need of new supplies. if u would like to help out at all, i’m gonna post my wishlist & my venmo (if you'd prefer not to use amazon) below!! anything helps!! ☆ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... ☆ venmo.com/u/banjovamp

im gonna post my back to school promo

the way i have like 30 ow heroes in the level 20 range and my wife just has mercy at like level 500

my cat loves playing with springs but he loves this one particular one that he's broken down into like a small ring the most and we call it his spr

RAAAAAAAAAAGHHG

I wanna just bite into some flesh rn

I want VOLTURI CONTENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

if im trying rly hard to piss you off it means I like u

being insufferable is my love language

bro why does everything get a thousand sequels and adaptations except twilight

what omega knowledge does the dean winchester hold

Sam's son never knew Dean 😐

my bestie was born on 4/24 and her baby was born at 4:24pm is that not kinda crazy

my bestie birthed the actual most perfect baby on earth

me when an app that i use constantly makes a tiny UI change

i feel... sad?