need Dr Pepper so bad nnnnnnnnnngnng

ate…. Too.. much sushi….

my cats all went for their dental appts today and they are so fucking drugged

when i was in hs i sent my bff a series of like weird and disturbing ask.fm messages & she got so scared she was texting me abt it like is this u??? and i was like haha no omg……. and i didn’t tell her til like 10 years later it was me

do u wanna ngl me ……… Do u wanna….? ngl.link/earth.pearl1

Dr Pepper is stored in the balls

random pics of me & wife bc i love my wife sm we have been each others person for a WHOLE DECADE!!!

stop one of my little followers in cult of the lamb asked if I’d be their valentine & I said yes and they blushed it was so cute 😭 I will spare your life for as long as possible baazlebub

I don’t go back to work til Feb 23 😙

happy Valentine’s Day mooties I’m gonna kiss every single one of u (with tongue)

these ppl i knew in hs (who are southern white Christians) named their baby Hebrew… that feels weird gang ngl

my wife writes this tmnt brothers sun au that she is sooo into & has a lot of ppl who are crazy for it & i don’t go there rly but for her bday i drew her Raphael!! i wanted to post this for days but didn’t want her to see it 😭 here he issss { #grvmoire #art }

my work crush got me a glittery pink squishy for valentines 🥺🥺🥺

I’m gonna SOBBBB

sorry for not responding, I didn't want to

i wanna drink hot chocolate but problem is sometimes it makes me violently shit

i think we are in the end of the world

god i miss alcohol

nnnose

i think abt him a lot

who up widogasting their caleb

god I can’t wait for Friday…………………….

my wife’s bday is in 2 days. she is gonna be 28……… 😐 that’s a real serious number

it’s so weird how ppl just talk about chatgpt as if it’s a casual part of everyone’s daily lives? did i ask chatgpt? no?? when did yall all even start doing this when did u get the memo bc i feel like i woke up and suddenly everyone was using it

i literally love when my work bestie & work crush talk abt me & praise me w each other back and forth in front of me they do this often w each other and it gets me fucking BRICKED dude like im sorry im a pervert but god like yes im soooo good and ill do WHATEVER U WANT ME TO DO

I thought I was gonna leave work at 4:30 and didn’t leave till after 5 😔

I want cookie

not my principal unlocking my door and coming in while I was taking a nap in my chair bed

i told my work bestie I’d stay after school w her today for a parent meeting that she’s nervous abt and i rly don’t wanna but the first thing she did this morning was hug me and cry over how anxious she is so now I’d be a huge dick to not stay

i told the kids to bring their switches today & we’ve just been vibing on my acnh island my job is so unserious

some of yall I’ve been moots with for over a year and i literally don’t know ur name bc ur display name is some meme shit

evil laughter

trying to find my new ocs color palette i think this is him my one fanged vamp [ #grvmoire ]

since Overwatch is back can we fucking please go back to the way 2016-2018 fics were hitting

bro FUCK vendetta

i literally played cult of the lamb all day

thin mints

if i could go back to any time id go back to when lin manuel miranda was pop culture the world had a certain…….. je ne sais quoi

no more nitro on discord. we’re communicating over DS pictochat while we raid

Age verification? This was my favorite show as a kid

I haven’t been able to wear eye makeup for days bc allergies??? or something hitting me so hard I just got tears running down my face 24/7 like one of those little crusty white dogs

one thing about me is I don’t give a fuck about a light source and my shading is always gonna be vibes idc

i was sketching my new vamp oc today & one of my kids had also just drawn up a new oc today so we did an art trade of each others ocs & that’s one of the most fun parts of my job is getting to see art kids being born 😭

im not teaching tmrw so im gonna be strolling up in that school like im on vacation

ibuprofen ✅ cereal ✅ dream daddy ✅

𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴

the only dad i ever actually romanced in dream daddy was Joseph bc goddamn

that did not age well

im playing dream daddy again bc i started thinking about damien 🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵