i love the sluts

I have to go back to work in one week…….

it’s actually genuinely funny to me thinking abt my edgelord friend group in school & how we would call each other autistic (don’t fucking act like it wasn’t 2014) & we literally all were fr autistic

my wife every time I wear my shirt that says “my girlfriend thinks I’m gay”: WELL SOMEONE SHOULD GO TELL HER UR NOT LOL

someone should invent a bangs that aren’t greasy after 12 hrs

this part of mastermind makes me weep literally every time i watch this probably 20+ times a day

when stolas makes little bird noises 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sketch of blue & sin that I’m gonna render tmrw but i love sin here smm { #grvmoire }

printed out stickers for my steam deck >:3

update: i did indeed shower

hot girls don’t have to shower

i haven’t showered in so long that I’m not willing to disclose that information in fear of civil unrest against me

im still not as old as the man that i dated when i was 16 btw

me having the time of my life watching helluva boss despite all the lowkey stupid humor at the expense of women

ermmmmmm

I rly want stolas to meet charlie

blitzo pause pog

I need to eat some cereal……………………………………

stolitz brainrotted bad rn

I printed out rly cute stickers for my steam deck but didn’t realize id bought TRANSPARENT sticker paper so u literally couldn’t even see them LMAOOO

fat nuggets has joined my office crew 🙂‍↕️

me & my grandpa :3 💞

stolas fr wins shittiest dad ever but sadly i lust for him

the end of the sinsmas episode is so painfully bittersweet & romantic that it makes my stomach hurt

my grandpa is 81 :( it’s his bday ive been thinking about him and crying sm lately and he could still have another 10 freaking years 😭😭 who knows

i love my dad & im so glad i was raised by a man that did not push gender roles on me & listens to, loves, and respects women

we literally got thru a whole board game session w my cringe uncle before he was like “maybe you would’ve won if you weren’t a female” & my brother and i just packed up and left and got in the car and were both like “the fuck?” LMAO

since im in my hometown my wife sent me a cat update pic and look what they got for christmas from her fam 🥺🥺 he looks so comfy

my m/a/g/a uncle just has to find ways to be so fucking patronizing all the time I was sitting there w my steam deck & he was like “wow having a grown up job is so great right” ig referring to the fact it’s expensive & i was like first of all my parents bought this for me.. second ive been working-

PLEeeeaASE ROSIE I NEED THIS sniff MY staff is kinda broken…… … sniff.. i live in a hotel i wannA GET THE FUCK OUT

the fact that I literally have to have 2+ forms of media stimulation occurring at once or I feel unsettled and anxious is so sad tbh what am I a fucking iPad baby?

one thing that’s vital to who i am as a person are my two insane grandmothers one is narcissistic (the one that raised me) & the other is extremely free-spirited to a dangerous degree

yeah anybody just come in ig my grandparents are too comfortable lmaooo

my grandma literally got mad at me for saying i only buy clothes from thrifts bc im just “giving those nasty places money” when every single thing she has bought for the last 15 years has been amazon/shein low quality sweatshop shit

xmas selfie of me & brother :3

bro youtube keeps recommending me vids like THE MOMENT I GAVE UP ON HELLUVA BOSS or THE PROBLEM WITH HAZBIN HOTEL baby i DONT FUCKING CARE IM GONNA WATCH THIS HOT GARBAGE TIL I DIE

my grandma trolling the shit out of me cornering me like 3 times and trying to force me to say i believe in Jesus and begging me to get saved when my whole 27 years of life she has NEVER talked abt Jesus a single day but she’s in some kinda religious AI psychosis rn &

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE LABUBU MY MOM GOT ME

my parents got me a steamdeck :3 do u guys have any cozy game recs that are deck compatible? i rly love achievement hunting & anything with a collecting mechanic but im open to anything !! :D

u say autistic i say autastic 🎉🎊🍾👯🪩🎈

appalachia is very random gunshots all night long in a way that’d have the suburbs shaking

i wore my verosika hoodie to a festival yesterday and this literal like tweenage looking child was like OMG I LOVE UR HOODIE i was like 🤨 thanks ………………………………..

i opened my presents from my wife today bc I’m leaving town to go stay w my parents for Christmas & here’s all the hellaverse stuff she got me!!! :3

THE WORLD IS UR ANUS SO PEG IT WITH HONESTY

hewwo bsky

lmao okay

did a little redesign of my helluva boss oc !! 🍋 { #artsky #ocsky #helluvaboss #grvmoire }

a cat with homophobia in its eyes