without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you (there is no in between)

Oh right. Here’s my birthday book haul 🤭 Horror, smut and dinosaurs. Three of my favorite things 🙂‍↕️ (i have already read the lost world but i lost my copy and needed a new one) #booksky📚

So do we actually have any proof of cannibalism in dinosaurs? Yeah, a lot actually! So as apex predators T. rex didn’t have to worry about anything else, except its own kind. Paleontologists have found numerous T. rex fossils with bite marks in them that could only be caused by other T. rexs. 👇👇

Which was more culturally significant? The Renaissance? Or the way Leon handled that chain in re4?

oh we are showing off headers? here’s mine 💀

“You don’t want kids? Thats so selfish.” TO WHO? The kids I’m not having?? Sucks to be them. “But then what’s your purpose in life?” To read smut, bully men, spend the day at the museum looking at fossils, anything I want really. “You can still do that with kids, I do.” WELL I DONT WANT TO.

Happy Monday ❤️

Me after being mean as hell to a man.

Jurassic Park in real life? The chickenosaurus project. So this is a semi on going project lead by paleontologist Jack Horner (this man is absolute dumpster trash btw, he’s in the epstien files). Their goal is to modify the traits of a chicken embryo to resemble a non avian dinosaur. 👇👇

Men need to apologize right now for not being Leon Kennedy.

yourself as a cartoon I even have a safety pin earring 🙂‍↕️

Friendly reminder to all the men bitching about the new God of War game, Faye straight up calls Kratos a good boy 🥰 Not only that but he literally says “I would have you close to me.” It the most yearning fucking tone I have ever heard. That man was down BAD for his wife.

Y’all think I’m annoying talking about Leon and Resident Evil, just wait until Claire is back on my screen. You haven’t seen annoying yet.

refreshing pinterest 4 times

It’s been an incredibly fun yet long day and I’m exhausted. Thank you for all the birthday wishes, I love y’all so much❤️❤️ I’m gonna go hibernate for the next week 😴

Let’s pretend like I didn’t spend $300 on books today 🫣🫣 Book haul coming soon! 😅

Todays dinosaur fact shares a birthday with me 🦖🎂 Chindesaurus, the Ghost Lizard. Chindesaurus was found in Petrified Forest National Park. They nicknamed the specimen Gertie. It was airlifted from the park on June 6th 1985 and the park celebrates today every year in honor of her. 👇👇

Let the birthday shenanigans begin 🥳 Gonna go black out in a bookstore and look at some fossils 📚🦴

Ani and Ani

If you saw my prehistoric fact earlier before I deleted it, no you didn’t. I had to fix it real quick 🙃 Bluesky give me an edit button already 😭

Man or bear? Arctotherium “bear beast”. They are an extinct genus of short faced bears. And they were HUGE. With some of the largest males reaching about 1200 kilograms (2640lbs) and were about 3.4 to 4.3 meters (11.2 to 14.1ft) tall when standing upright. 👇👇

Obsessed with the little doodles I did for my calendar this month (my pink marker is drying out🙄)

type “me core” on Pinterest and see what you get.

My hair looks cute today and I’m bummed about it. It only looks this good cause it’s hair wash day and there’s about 3 pounds of product in it and I just quickly tossed it up to run errands 🙃

You can’t watch the Jurassic Park/World movies with me unless you’re willing to listen to me point out all of the inaccuracies and then tell you all the real facts about the dinosaurs. These are my comfort movies, but as a dino nerd I am not chill about them at all.

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white.

I’m gonna trademark “bundle of nerves” and “velvet wrapped steel” so authors can’t use them anymore.

I don’t hold grudges but I did tell the crows about you.

Can I interest you in a dinosaur fact? Beipiaosaurus is a therizinosauroid that lived in the Early Cretaceous of what is now China. It was relatively small for a therizinosaur, at about 2.2 meters (3ft) long. Their necks were also much shorter than most therizinosaurs. 👇👇

“I’m just not interested in playing as a 40 year old middle aged mom.” But you want to play as Kratos?? Is he not some middle aged father?? Y’all just sound pissed off that Kratos was in an age appropriate relationship with someone who was his EQUAL in literally every way. Stop pissing me off.

Oh the incels are BIG MAD over this. As nothing pisses men off more than a strong, badass, powerful woman. Also, how are all the pillsbury dough shaped boys mad over this when Kratos is literally his wifes number one fan?? Get fucked losers. The game looks great and REAL fans are happy to play 🎮

Going on and seeing no ads makes my heart happy 🙂‍↕️

I am curious now 🤔 What color/s do y’all associate with me?

Wake up nuggets a new dinosaur was described. I’m a little late with this one but I’ve been going through it. Kank australis. It lived in the Late Cretaceous in what is now Argentina. Kank belongs to the family Unenlagiidae. Unenlagiidae is the same family that Austroraptor belongs to. 👇👇

Mr. Arlo took a couple of the Pokémon magnets to work with him and has been bragging about me to his coworkers all day 🥹 This man loves me in such a beautiful, pure way 🥰

You know what. It’s a vibe, what that vibe is saying? I’m not sure, but I like it ✨

Also if you gave me another penny for my thoughts, I would say that I’m thinking about how much I hate when people say “shark infested waters”. Of course there is gonna be sharks in the ocean, that’s literally their home.

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I would tell you that I’m thinking about the fact that our bones are currently wet. And how everytime we move our organs shift around but our brains block the feeling from us. And I can’t tell you why that bothers me so much, but it does.

I never thought I would be drawing slutty santa (and be into it???) but here we are 🫣😭

My biggest flex is that Mr. Arlo is the real life Nick Miller both in personality and looks 🤭

I’m trademarking the word trademarking. You now owe me $3

My lore runs deep

Okay so not really a dino fact but I did just see the new trailer for The End of Oak Street and I have thoughts!! Okay so first off, the Allosaurus. It’s feathered and while that’s not accurate to what we know of Allosaurus, it is more accurate than the osteoderms we see in Jurassic World. 👇👇

Repost with four random facts about you: 🥃 I used to be a bartender 👁️ I have a scar on my right eyelid from where a dog bit me in the face and I almost lost my eye 👍 I can easily pop my thumbs out of their sockets so I can easily get out of handcuffs 🫙 I have my mother in a jar in my freezer

Cute date idea, we sell all of our things and go live the woods to become the things in the trees.

I started my re-stretching journey 10 months ago, and I got back to 16mm in like 3 months. Then my goal size was 19mm, but that wasn’t big enough, so my new goal size was 22mm. GUESS WHO HIT HER GOAL SIZE TODAY? Finally at 22mm 🥳

The healthcare in this country is a fucking joke. I’m just going to go lie down in a hole and let the woods take me.

I figured out what to do with all my extra Pokémon cards. I’m turning them all into magnets! These are the ones I’ve done so far 🥰

june #promosky ⋆˚꩜｡ ◇ 26. she/they. one of them queers ◇ reader + writer + artist ◇ HARDCORE GAMERR (dbd & fortnite) ◇ jedi archivist ◇ spirituality, witchcraft, tarot readings, etc. ◇ florence + the machine, sleep token, hozier ◇ mother of darth meow ◇ magical girl truther

June #promosky 💀 Photography 💀 Music (all of it) 💀 Dark arts 💀 JRPGs 💀 Air fryer 💀 Trinkets 💀 PB&J 💀 Quantum physics 💀 Chiaroscuro portraiture 💀 Fuck fascists 💀 Cats (I have 5) 💀 Trans rights are human rights 💀 Anime