Turns out I don’t wanna die. I just needed 60° weather and some sunshine 😌☀️

I’m still recovering, but here is the dinosaur hunting you based on the month you were born with no explanation. January - Acrocanthosaurus February - T. rex March - Therizinosaurus April - Giganotosaurus May - Spinosaurus June - Bumpy from Camp Cretaceous July - Velociraptor 👇👇

I’m still alive btw. Just spent the last few days resting and recovering. We’ll be back to our regular scheduled programming soon ❤️

Got blood work done and I was really brave about it. (I actually got really dizzy and cried)

Hey so, trips to the E.R fucking suck.

I’m glad we all agree that Leon Kennedy is the hottest man alive.

Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil: Requiem. 😮‍💨 Thats it, thats all I wanted to say

Lets talk about the fossil that chokes me up every goddamn time. My sweet precious babies of The Triassic cuddle. Its a fossil of a Thrinaxodon (a cynodont) and a Broomistega (a small salamander like amphibian). The Broomistega was found belly up on top of the Thrinaxodon. 👇👇

#promosky ⊹₊⟡⋅ ☽ fantasy / horror / mystery reader ✦ victorian gothic appreciator ☽ oddities & trinket collector ✦ forever fan girl the locked tomb 🗡️ shadowhunter chronicles ➰ nancy drew 🔍 ☽ lover of occult / folklore ✦ unfortunate migraine sufferer ☽ amateur gamer & puzzle solver

Okay so I did it 🤭 It is more of a lob than a bob, but I did take off 2.5 inches. Just wait until I style it and do my makeup. I’m gonna be unstoppable. (Ignore the mess in the background, depression has me in chokehold)

☀️March #promosky 🌻 interests and/or things I post about: •books (romantasy, gothic romance, Japanese lit, etc) •gaming (pc, ps5, Xbox, switch) •Dragon Age | FE3H •baking •witchcraft •korean skincare •Bad Omens | Harry Styles •sports •anime •photography •cats | opossums | raccoons •gardening

Okay but what if I cut all my hair off and into a bob? 🤔

hello, my name is sage! ☆ 26 • INFP • 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 - i mostly yap about books (sci-fi, fantasy, gothic horror) - follower of apollo and lover of the stars - padmé amidala's no.1 supporter - art and prose - inherently bad at video games but i play them anyway - i ♡ my cat 《 #promosky #booksky 》

March #promosky 🥀 🕸️ gothic whimsy 🕸️ booksky girlie 🕸️ fantasy/horror/romance 🕸️ long nailed baddie 🕸️ unfortunately wheezy 🫁 🕸️ cozy & horror games 🕸️ micro bang defender 🕸️ always on the verge of crashing out 🕸️ knickknack lover 🕸️ red hair & large lashes 🕸️ brown/ dark red/ purple lipstick 🕸️ queer

march #promosky 🧋🍵 I’m Coll (24, she/her) 💜 will yap about: 📚 books (contemp romance, fantasy, sci fi, special editions) 🩰 dance 🏒 heated rivalry 🎀 bridgerton 🐀 star wars 📍la traffic complaints 🎢 theme parks 💻 av programming 💄makeup ✈️ travel 🖖 hank & john green

March #promosky Hi I’m Kayte 👹 ❤️‍🔥 35 - she/her - NJ ❤️‍🔥 elder emo - sceneor citizen ❤️‍🔥 cat mom to Mothman, Nala, and Oscar ❤️‍🔥 hockey wag 💍 💘 ❤️‍🔥 oui’d 🍃 queen ❤️‍🔥 certified man hater ❤️‍🔥 THE smuttyromanceho ❤️‍🔥 shit talker extraordinaire

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥 #promosky 🧚 🌼booksky bitch 🌼romantasy/fantasy 🌼alt fashion 🌼vegan cooking 🌼rock & metalcore 🌼vampires, fairies, knights 🌼picnics and flea markets 🌼fortnite, spooky/cozy games 🌼makeup & hair dye 🌼museums & gothic churches 🌼gallery walls/maximalism decor 🌼everything witchy 𝔩𝔢𝔱’𝔰 𝔟𝔢 𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 🧚

March #promosky Here’s some things we got over here. Lots of yapping about dinosaurs 🦖 Lots of yapping about books 📚 Lots of yapping about video games (lately just Resident Evil and Jurassic World Evolution) 🎮 Lots of yapping about witchy/spooky stuff 🦴 Lots of yapping in general 🙂‍↕️

March #promosky Currently really into crashing out over my love for Balrogs, so heads up.

I have been a terrible dino nerd lately and I’m sorry my nuggets 😭 My entire being has been taken over by Resident Evil and I can’t help it

I’M TRYING

The devil was a dinosaur? Diabloceratops. It was a centrosaurine ceratopsian, and lived in what is now Utah during the Late Cretaceous. It’s name means ‘devil horned face’. It had very distinguishing horns on it’s face and frill. 👇👇

○ Straight ○ Lesbian ○ Bisexual ○ Pansexual ● Completely in love with Leon Kennedy.

I don’t know what it is, but I’m not feeling the neon highlighter pink 😭😭 I’m gonna try to fix it and make my roots a little darker.

Okay, this might be the only time I ever say this, but I really wish my period would come now please. I have a vacation coming up soon and I would very much like to not be dying in pain while I’m on it.

Y’all know how I’ve talked about how sometimes dinosaur names are so unserious? Well let me introduce you to Megapnosaurus. It lived in what is now Africa and North America during the Early Jurassic. It’s name means ‘big dead lizard’ (spoiler, only two of those are correct). 👇👇

Me all day

I don’t know what it is about me that makes people comfortable telling me the most out of pocket shit, but I’m gonna need it to stop 😭😭

Lets talk about the dinosaur of the gods. Pyroraptor olympius. It was a dromaeosaurid that lived in what is now France during the Late Cretaceous. It’s name means ‘fire thief’ because of how it was discovered. Which is probably one of the coolest ways a dinosaur has been discovered. 👇👇

Not a single thing sounds good to read 😭😭

Okay I’ve decided I’m not gonna bleach my hair for a whole year. I’m still going to touch up the color, and do certain types of color removers, but no bleach at all. It’ll be nice to not have to worry about my roots for a whole year 😌

You know what? Fuck it. Lets talk about Jurassic Park again. But this time lets talk about what they got right. (spoiler it isn’t a lot) Dinosaur posture. Especially with the theropods. They accurately show them with their tails off the ground and in a more horizontal stance. 👇👇

So thankful that there has been so many men lately who are able to mansplain my own posts to me. I’m literally just a girl. There is no way my simple lady brain could possibly understand the things I’m talking about.

Ignore my bare face I just got out of the shower, but I’m a highlighter again ✨ I’m so ready to be the hottest bitch wherever I go.

How the heck do I ALWAYS miss the same spot on my head everytime I bleach/dye my hair😩 No matter how much I saturate that spot I always have to do it a second time. Not my own head rage baiting me 😭

So I have talked a lot about the many, many inaccuracies of the dinosaurs throughout the Jurassic franchise, and there are a lot. But one inaccuracy really stands out and it’s not even a dinosaur. No this fatal flaw comes from how we get the dna. The mosquito. 👇👇

Self care or self destruction? We shall see 👀

5 authors I’ve read at least 5 books by: - K.M Moronova - Jennifer Hartmann - Brynne Weaver - Lyla Sage -Karina Halle

Shout out to the sweet baby angel at the store who when I told her I liked her Sleep Token earrings she told me they had Sleep Token shirts in the men section. May both sides of your pillow always be cool 🙂‍↕️

Maybe putting the park tour through the carnivore habitats isn’t the smartest, but sure is entertaining. The Spinoraptors really fuck the jeeps up more than anyone else. My park still has 5⭐️ though. The people crave an authentic experience 🙂‍↕️

I gotta rearrange my bookshelves and I am not looking forward to doing it. I love having so many books, but I do not love moving them around 😭

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Quote post with your hottest selfie.

I know I didn’t give a dino fact last noght, but I passed out 😭 So for tonight’s fact, let’s talk about some prehistoric beef. Allosaurus and Stegosaurus. They both lived in North America during the Late Jurassic. Both dinosaurs were pretty sizable in their own way. 👇👇

Doing a re-read of the Bridgerton books with @jenbunnee.bsky.social and we’re realizing just how absolutely insane these siblings are. They need to be stopped 😭😭

Proof I don’t always wear oversized sweatshirts. Anyways, it’s date night and this dress has pockets 🙂‍↕️

It’s been like 4ish months since I last did my roots and they have gotten to the point that I can no longer ignore them 😭😭 Time to get order some bleach and get to work 😮‍💨

Lets talk about a marine reptile. Pannoniasaurus. It was a mosasaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous of what is now Hungary. What makes it so cool though? It was a freshwater mosasaur. They are actually notable for being the first known freshwater mosasaur. 👇👇

☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’7” ☆ zodiac: Gemini ☀️ Virgo🌙 Leo⬆️ ☆ smoke: occasionally 🍃 ☆ tattoos: uhhh a lot 😅 ☆ piercings: 7 ☆ fav color: yellow, and certain shades of green ☆ fav drink: green tea, iced coffee, cranberry juice, water, blue gatorade.

I’m watching Love is Blind and this man is 3 apples tall and has the audacity to talk about the body of the goddess sitting next to him? The stunning, smart, doctor he managed to get?? These men fucking suck.