I’m so late with tonights dino fact forgive me 🙏 Minmi! It was a very small ankylosaurian dinosaur that lived in the Early Cretaceous and lived in what is now Australia. It was the first ankylosaur to be found in Australia, and the first one to be known from the southern hemisphere. 👇👇

My youngest brother just told me that he wants me to stand by him at his wedding. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go cry in the corner. That’s literally my baby, I raised that kid 😭😭

Today is bookshelf cleaning day and I am not motivated at all to do it 😭😭

I don’t know a lot. But I know a lot about dinosaurs. Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right? But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for? Lets get a little perspective. Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?

And to the surprise of absolutely no one, I have dinosaur wrapping paper 🦖🦕

I woke up with a tummy ache and I’m not even being a little brave about it 😭

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

1 out of 2 paintings done. I ran out of paint so I can’t finish until this weekend 😭

Would it be to obvious to make tonights dinosaur fact about turkeys? Sometimes I’m a simple creature. Did you know their heads change color? Yep. Depending on their mood. The more intense the color, the more intense their emotions are. 👇👇

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭 Vodka Travel Boobs I am supposed to go to Vegas next year, so this checks out.

You’ve just died The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you Checks out, I always had a feeling I’d die at the paws of Anakin.

Working on two paintings tonight. I’m so excited for these to be done 🤭🎨🖌️

Back to dinosaurs tonight. Wiehenvenator. It was a large megalosaurid from the Middle Jurassic and lived in what is now Germany. It’s name means "Hunter from the Wiehen Hills.” It was discovered in 1998 and was originally nicknamed “Monster of Minden.” 👇👇

I just love the smell of books 🥰

Okay, so we’re doing just prehistoric animals in general. So tonight is about the Mosasaurus. Mosasaurus was a marine reptile that lived in the Late Cretaceous. And despite a common misconception, Mosasaurus was in fact, not a dinosaur. It’s closest living relatives are monitor lizards. 👇👇

“you’ll be visited by three spirits” the three spirits…

Truly a bummer when one of your friends becomes friends with another one of your friends, but then they stop being friends with you.

Do you y’all want to stick strictly to dinosaur facts or prehistoric animals in general? Because while I do enjoy being your dino nerd, I do know a lot about other animals from the Mesozoic. Anway, let me know 😊

Dino nuggies gather, it’s time to learn about another dinosaur. Transylvanosaurus. It was a Rhabdodontid ornithopod and lived in the Late Cretaceous period in what is now Romania. It was found in 2007 and is known from a partial skull. But it wasn’t described until 2022. 👇👇

I should just quit my job and go work at the local bookstore. Oh, wait 🤭🤭

Gather round, I have another dino tale to tell. Chucarosaurus. It was a titanosaur from the Late Cretaceous and lived in what is now Argentina. It’s known from its limb and pelvic bones, and despite its huge size, its fossils suggest it was relatively slender and graceful. 👇👇

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The holy land 🙏

Your favorite dino nerd reporting for duty 🫡

share your top streamed song from 2024 and predict your top streamed song in 2025 !! ✨ 2024: Mary on A Cross by Ghost 2025: Caramel or Gethsemane or Damocles? I have no idea, but it’s definitely going to be Sleep Token.

I’m done for the night 😮‍💨 I’m so excited for this one 🤭

“You’re obsessed with men in masks.” Yeah, cause I watched The Phantom of the Opera as a child on repeat and never got over Christine picking Raoul.

Do you want to learn about another dinosaur? Oxalaia, it was a spinosaurid from the Late Cretaceous that lived in what is now Brazil. And if you’re expecting me to tell you that we know very little about it, much like other spinosaurids, you’d be correct. We know next to nothing. 👇👇

Gonna spend the day painting, I have lots to get done 🎨🖌️

I was talking about Velociraptors today. So they are gonna be todays dino discussion. How easy would it be to actually fight one off? I give you a 50/50 chance. Velociraptors were about the size of a Turkey, and while size goes to us, Turkeys can really fuck someone up. 👇👇

Just found out I’m not invited to my friends wedding because her man doesn’t like me. Why doesn’t he like me? Because when she came to me for advice once, I told her she deserved better than the off brand thumb thumb from spy kids.

I’m tired of people shitting on romantasy, I’m tired of people making dark romance a competition of how much they can handle, I’m tired of people bragging about their book count, I’m tired of resellers and I’m tired of elitism in the book space

I want to read something, but Your Knife, My Heart still has a chokehold on me and I don’t know how to move on 😩

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How am I supposed to wait until December for My Blade, Your Back? The cliffhanger in Your Knife, My Heart was diabolical and I’m losing my mind waiting 😭😭

Dino time nerds. Juratyrant, it was a smaller tyrannosauroid from the Late Jurassic that lived in what is now England. It was discovered in 1984 but wasn’t formally described until 2008. It’s was originally thought to be Stokesosaurus and is known from only a single specimen. 👇👇

I’M SCREAMING. I might get my dream job!! 🥰 (My hopes are very much up and I will crash out for all eternity if I don’t get it)

I finally feel like a person again. I’m determined to get so much stuff done this weekend.

Tonight we shall talk about a modern dinosaur. The Vulture. A group of flying Vultures is called a kettle, a group resting on the ground is called a committee, and a group that is feeding is called a wake. These large birds of prey are essential for ecosystems. 👇👇

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I need a trip to the bookstore 📚

Knock knock ✊I have a dino fact. Halszkaraptor is was a dromaeosaurid and lived in the Late Cretaceous period of what is now Mongolia. It was roughly the size of a duck, and many believe it was likely semi aquatic, as its bones were compared to aquatic birds and we found similarities. 👇👇

HOW the fuck did I get stuck with the evil family from a lifetime movie?? Just when I think “Wow, they have done everything you can to a person they couldn’t possibly do anything else to hurt me.” They find a way. But hey, at least I’m not as sick today. Silver linings or whatever.

My brain is jelly right now. So here’s a quick dinosaur fact so I may go back to rotting and fighting off death. The main theory on how some dromaeosaurids (like Velociraptors and Deinonychus) hunted was that they would use what they call RPR (raptor prey restraint). 👇👇

Those fever naps hit differently. I feel like I’m in a different dimension omg.

One year ago I signed up for Bluesky. I was just looking for a space to find more books and never expected that I would meet so many wonderful people here. Especially my wonderful wives I have found. Each one of you is beautiful and perfect and I’m so beyond grateful to have each of you ❤️ 👇👇

MY SIGNED COPY FINALLY ARRIVED!! I’M SCREAMING. IT’S SO PRETTY OMG. She’s so talented, not only are her books fantastic, but she does all the art. This is my second book I have that’s signed, and I have another signed book from her coming next month and I can’t wait 😩 #booksky📚

My brain is mush, so no clever dinosaur introduction. Chilesaurus. It lived during the Late Jurassic in what is now Chile. It’s a weird one. Paleontologist call it an evolutionary jigsaw puzzle. While most consider it to be a theropod, a minority think it could have been an Ornithischian. 👇👇

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Oh my gods this cold is killing me. My throat hurts so bad 😭