When I complain about money and someone suggests I stop buying books.

My gosh do I have a fun dinosaur fact today. A new North American sauropod was just described. Utetitan, it was a titanosaur and lived in the Late Cretaceous. This is a really big deal! Why is it such a big deal? You already know I’m gonna tell you. 👇👇

Important information. If you Google Twilight, this pops up and I’m cackling. 🍂 Hoa Hoa Hoa Season 🍂

How does Pinterest see you? 🗡️fashion 🗡️Pantone 🗡️mood 🗡️food

See how am I supposed to dye my hair when it’s fading to the prettiest pink 😩

What’s that? You want another dino fact? Gosh y’all are demanding. Tyrannotitan. You’re probably thinking, “Wow, that must have been a pretty big Tyrannosaur right?” Wrong. It was actually a large Carcharodontosaurid that lived in the Early Cretaceous period of what is now Argentina. 👇👇

Fuck it. I live in Appalachia. I’m just gonna go get lost and let the woods have me. Can’t be worse than living through this shit everyday.

Hearing Matthew Lillard say “I always come back.” in the new INK video made me giggle like a school girl 🤭

I suppose I could give you another dino fact. Segisaurus, it was a coelophysoid that lived in the Early Jurassic and was approximately 1 meter (3.3 feet) in length. We only have one specimen, a sub adult, that was found in 1933 in Arizona. 👇👇

I was curious and wanted to see how much money I have spent on books this year. I should have stayed out of my own business. I had absolutely no right digging into my own finances.

Told myself I wasn’t going to buy any books when I went out today. But no one tells me what to do, not even me.

Three random things about me. 1) I can play the drums. 2) I prefer odd numbers, specifically multiples of 3. 3) I can easily pop my thumbs out of place.

Dinosaur fact. Most of them are spooky scary skeletons. But seriously, Majungasaurus. It was an abelisaurid that lived in the Late Cretaceous of what is now Madagascar. They are pretty popular for being cannibals. We have direct fossil evidence of it. 👇👇

💀 Josh is so Bubbles coded 🫧

A twist 🤭🔪🩸

I don’t know why I spend money on all these different pairs of plugs and tunnels for my ears when I know damn well I wear the same pair of tunnels every single day.

Fantastic stalking skills. Used all 2 of his brain cells. No notes.

Here’s your daily dino fact. Kosmoceratops. It was a ceratopsian from the Late Cretaceous. What’s so cool about it? Well, it’s nicknamed the horny-est dinosaur ever for starters. With 15 horns and horn like structures, it had arguably one of the coolest and ornate frills ever. 👇👇

The calories of anything I eat while on my period don’t count.

My period showing up not only early, but while I’m on vacation should give me the legal right to hit one man of my choosing with my car.

There has been a brutal murder in the library. We have three suspects at large. Anakin ‘Picklerump’, the orange menace. Arthur ’Bobo Peepants Jones’, the midnight chunk. Grimm ‘Grimmie Gus’, the little grey guy. #catsofbluesky

w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?

You know when you play the Sims and you lock them in the pool or a room with no way out to see who survives? Thats America and we are all the trapped sims with no way out.

The new American dream is to get the fuck out of here. Cause this place is a goddamn nightmare.

Come my little nerds, I have another dinosaur fact(ish) for you. Nyasasaurus. It was an avemetatarsalia archosaur from the Middle Triassic period. It is potentially the earliest known dinosaur, or at least a very close relative. 👇👇

It’s a random Monday in spooky season, so here’s a new #promosky Hey, howdy, hi, I’m Arlo. Lets be friends if you like •Yapping about dinos 🦖 •Reading/collecting books 📚 •Sleep Token, Ghost, Bad Omens and similar bands 🎧 •Witchy things 🌙 •Horror 🔪 •Video games🎮 •All things creepy and spooky 🦴

Giving tonight’s dino fact early cause this nerd is exhausted. Patagotitan. It was a titanosaur (massive sauropod) from the Late Cretaceous. It was longer than a blue whale and roughly 3 times taller than a giraffe. Making it one of the largest dinosaurs ever discovered.

The zoo, Barnes&Noble, 5 games of bowling, a busted knee. All equal a very tired me 😴😴

Also, here is some animals I saw today. I didn’t take a lot of photos or videos, cause ya know, living in the moment and all that. But these were the ones I did get.

New books always make me happy 🥰 And yes, I already have Tourist Season, but this is the special B&N edition, so I obviously needed it.

Its Sunday, so naturally, I can be found at my place of worship 🙏

Did I fall and smash my knee and phone screen at the zoo? Sure did. Was it worth it? Sure was. Cause I got the snow leopard to play with me.

Hitting you with a modern dino fact. Crows. And yes, all birds are dinosaurs. The first birds evolved back in the Jurassic (before T.rex) Crows are highly intelligent creatures and self aware much like humans. They have great memories, can recognize faces, and even hold grudges! 👇👇

Nah it’s cool. I totally wanted to start my vacation with a zit the size of Everest 🙄

In case you were wondering, here is the most accurate and least accurate dinos in the Jurassic Park film franchise (not counting the hybrids). Most accurate, Parasaurolophus, duck billed dinosaur. Not too many complaints here except the actual dinosaur would have been chunkier in real life. 👇👇

Bluesky I am on my knees begging for an edit option 🙏😩

I may or may not have forgotten about tonights dino fact. Erythrovenator, it was a basal theropod that lived in Late Triassic in what is now Brazil. The discovery of it helps us learn about the early evolution of theropods. It’s known from the femur of a single specimen. 👇👇

Just preordered Game On 😊 I’m now impatiently waiting for 3 preorders 😩

Okay but I really want to dye my hair blue. Pink is my natural color, but maybe blue for the chilly months? 🤔

You know what, she made me fall in love with a man named Josh. So if anyone can make me fall in love with a blonde man, it’s her.

I’m throwing this dino fact through your living room window. Appalachiosaurus, it was a large bipedal carnivorous dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous period, and was found in Alabama. It was an early tyrannosauroid, think of it like the T.rex’s cousin. 👇👇

When someone says I seem quiet but they don’t know that I’m a certified dinosaur yapper.

If you’re a man you’re already on thin ice with me, keep it together 🔪

What kind of person gets a raise and then just a day later takes a week long vacation? Me. I do. 😌

Do you want to learn about another weird dino? Pegomastax. It was a small cat sized herbivore from the Early Jurassic, and lived in what is now South Africa. It was a heterodontosaurid and had a parrot like beak, a pair of canine like teeth, and likely had quill like structures on it body. 👇👇

I spent about 80% of my time talking about dinosaurs. And the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring them up so I could talk about them more.

TW: ED. Having an ED is super fucking hard as it is, and finding safe foods can be so difficult and frustrating. And now, thanks to the price of groceries constantly going up, most of my safe foods are so goodamn expensive now. Because what do you mean a bag of apples was almost $10??😭

Finally October 🎃

I know a lot of people dislike living near train tracks. But I actually love it. I love hearing the train go by right outside my window 🚂

Hey, howdy, hi! It’s dino time! Gargoyleosaurus, ‘Gargoyle lizard’. It lived in the Late Jurassic. It was a basal nodosaurid, a group of ankylosaurs that lacked tail clubs. It’s also one of the oldest ankylosaurs that we have discovered, and is considered to be a transitional form. 👇👇