Me simply enjoying my child free existence. My cats: I think the fuck not. Exhibit A, my child free shower. Anakin is a stage 5 clinger.

If the non avian dinosaurs were still alive, would they hunt people? I’ve already answered this to some extent but someone asked me this recently, so let’s talk about it. Truthfully if the non avian dinosaurs were still alive, we wouldn’t even be here, but for arguments sake let’s pretend. 👇👇

*heavy breathing* did someone mention dinosaurs?

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Speaking of Psittacosaurus, did you know it’s one of the most well researched non avian dinosaurs we know of? We know it’s coloring, we know about its quills, and even its cloaca. Yep. We have a preserved Psittacosaurus cloaca, specimen SMF R 4970 if you wanted to know. 👇👇

So the Solar company we went with sent us a check for $1,000 for going with them. I’m a big fan of free money 🙂‍↕️

I haven’t drawn or painted anything in months and my soul hurts 😭😭

I’ve talked about the hybrids in the Jurassic franchise and what real life dinosaur they most resemble. Now I wanna talk about another fictional dinosaur, Yoshi. What real life dinosaur would be closest? Well lets look at Yoshi’s characteristics. 👇👇

If you don’t think I’m walking down the aisle to the Jurassic Park theme song then you don’t know me at all. This will be me 100%

It’s snowing 😭😭

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Sigh. It looks like we have another Nanotyrannus situation on our hands my nuggets. Tarbosaurus, it was a Late Cretaceous tyrannosaurid that lived in Asia. Well a new paper came out that analyzed fossils of other tyrannosaurs that lived in the area. Specifically Raptorex and Asiatyrannus. 👇👇

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What do you mean you don’t know Gethsemane word for word?

Time to finish dusting my books/shelves today 😮‍💨

Lets call out some imposters. Lokiceratops, not actually Loki. Oviraptor, the egg thief? Not even an egg thief. Giraffatitan, means titanic giraffe, neither a ship or a giraffe. Nanuqsaurus, the polar bear lizard, is not a polar bear nor a lizard. Smok, means dragon, wasn’t even a dragon. 👇👇

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

Well, are you gonna dance on the lime with me or whatever it was Sleep Token said 🍋‍🟩

And this is why dusting/rearranging my bookshelves takes me all day 😭😭 I still have three other bookshelves shelves to do. Also, Anakin is not the helper he thinks he is😅

Who knows if Bluesky will go extinct again, so here’s a quick dino fact. Did you know there was once a theory that sauropods were aquatic? Early paleontologists like Edward Cope and Othniel Marsh, believed that because sauropods were so large, they would need water to support their weight. 👇👇

Bluesky being down means that I have had to interact with real people today and I fucking hate it.

Every time a man argues with me over birds being dinosaurs (because it is always a man) it makes me want to grab my dinosaur encyclopedia. Not to show them proof or anything, but to just hit them with it.

if you see this, post a pic of you in glasses

Let’s talk about Baby Bob. Baby Bob is believed to be a 4 year old T. rex specimen. And there is a lot controversy surrounding him. So what’s the controversy? Well, Baby Bob was put on Ebay for sale at around 3 million dollars. Yeah. On fucking Ebay. 👇👇

Okay I just finished this. Was it a literary masterpiece? No, it was just two hot cowboys sharing for most of it. Was it cringy at times? Yes, yes it was. Did I have fun? I did. If all you want is an easy to read raunchy, low plot, cowboy book, this is for you. #booksky📚

Its a cowboy romance kinda day 🤠 Also please enjoy this text Mr. Arlo sent me a while ago when I was picked up my first cowboy romance. I think about it everytime I read one now. #booksky 📚

Aang might be an air bender but Zuko is a back bender

Game night with Mr. Arlo 🥰

Birds are dinosaurs. Lots of dinosaurs had feathers. Pterodactyl wasn’t real. Dinosaurs aren’t lizards. Pterosaurs and marine reptiles are not dinosaurs. Herbivores were not gentle giants. Carnivores were not just bloodthirsty killing machines. Dimetrodon is not a dinosaur. That’s all ❤️

There is a really bad thunderstorm happening right now. Which means I get to walk to my car in the pouring rain 🌧️

Babes, Muttaburrasaurus got a new face drop. Let’s talk about it. So Muttaburrasaurus lived in Australia during the Early Cretaceous. It had this structure on their skull that had been speculated to be made up of the nasal bones and was a resonating chamber. Well a recent study changes that. 👇👇

some of my favorite authors! 📚 ✨K.M Moronova ✨Jennifer Hartmann ✨Lyla Sage ✨Brynne Weaver ✨Karina Halle ✨Harley Laroux

Here’s your reminder to drink water, take your meds, have a snack, and tighten the balls on your piercings ❤️

I think it’s time we talk about the Megalodon. These absolute beasts lived around 23 to 3 million years ago. It was originally thought to be a close relative of Great White sharks, but has been reclassified into the Otodontidae family, which diverged from Great Whites in the Early Cretaceous. 👇👇

I know I didn’t give a dino fact last night, but I was in the trenches fighting for my life. Anyway, here’s a quick one. Jakapil, one of my favorite dinosaurs. It was a small basal thyreophoran, the same group that includes stegosaurs and ankylosaurs. They were also certified cutie patooties.

I hate when the store is out of my safe foods/drinks. Like now what am I supposed to get?? Everything else is gross to me right now 😭😭

It’s the first day of my period and I am dying. I am actually dying. My uterus is trying to claw itself from my body.

We are talking about Jurassic Park again tonight. Yes, I’m aware it’s a movie and not meant to be scientifically accurate, leave me alone 🙄 So despite being called Jurassic Park, only a few of the dinosaurs are actually from the Jurassic. Brachiosaurus lived in the Late Jurassic. 👇👇

So I haven’t made a man cry (yet) but I did make one uncomfortable. The solar guys are here and they had to come inside and the one guy stopped and asked if that was a bowl of real bones on my shelf. I said “Yeah but it’s just animal bones. No human ones yet.” And he looked like he wanted to run🤭

Good morning my little dino nuggets. Go make a man cry today. Bully maga. Dismantle the patriarchy. Be loud and chaotic. Take up space ❤️

I was trying to sleep and I felt like I was being watched. Anakin is always plotting 😭😭 #catsofbluesky #orangecat

Rawr or whatever

Did you know they created a handbag using T. rex leather that is currently going for $663,000? Lets talk about. So how did they make this alleged T. rex leather? Excellent question nuggets. They didn’t. Not really. 👇👇

We are getting solar panels put on our roof tomorrow and I’m so fucking excited. Our electricity bill is basically going to be non existent compared to what it is now. So here’s my big fuck you to our electricity company that said they were going to increase our bill by 35% 🖕🖕

Did you know that Australia once went to war with dinosaurs? The Great Emu war. So back in 1932 Australia declared war with these massive birds. Why? Because the public was growing concerned about the Emu population and the fact that they were destroying crops. 👇👇

When I started this account I did it with the sole intention of using it to find book recs/yap about books. And I do use it for that. But somewhere along the way my account became that weird girl who wont shut up about dinosaurs. And that makes me happy 🙂‍↕️

I did not have a good mental health day. So here is a list of states with official state dinosaurs (not state fossils, this also doesn’t include state birds) and my rating of each of them with no exception. Arizona: Sonorasaurus (9/10) Arkansas: Arkansaurus (7/10) 👇👇

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Lets all take a moment to appreciate our lord and savior, Leon Kennedy🧎‍♀️‍➡️ I am feral over this man in a way that is concerning to feminism 🙂‍↕️🤤

Since its Easter lets talk about eggs, dinosaurs eggs 🥚 Do you know most dinosaurs laid eggs? Theropods laid more elongated, avian like eggs. While sauropods and hadrosaurs laid more spherical like eggs. Sauropod eggs were also smaller than you’d think. Around the size of a soccer ball. 👇👇