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To my fellow nihilists: Sorry… maybe next time. 🤞🏻

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The other day, my wife mentioned that we should have breakfast for dinner. Like go all out… eggs, potatoes, bacon, toast, waffles, etc. And since we’re currently facing possible nuclear annihilation, it kind of feels like the right time? 🤔

We’re on the brink of nuclear war because no one has the spine to stand up to an 80-year-old piece of shit… but here’s this dog. ❤️

Only 79 days til the Steam Summer Sale! #steam #gaming #pork #socks #pancreas

What. The. Fuck. Every time I think I can’t get more embarrassed to be from the US.

A quote I heard this morning: “If you’re constantly blaming others for your failures, you will never overcome them.” The current administration comes to mind. #quote

And this is why I married this woman. 😭😂😂 @dittymoko.bsky.social

I always lived my life with the ‘live fast, die young’ philosophy. I legit never thought I’d make it past 30. It just wasn’t even on my radar. I’m now well past 30 and I didn’t die young, and I now have to live with the consequences of living fast. There was no contingency plan. Everything hurts.

Last call to pre-order CODEX if you wanted your book shipped to you directly from me. I’m closing the pre-order window tomorrow and placing the bulk order for all of you that placed orders. I can’t wait for you to all get your copies. :) #writingcommunity #booksky whatiscodex.com/products/pre...

Buy me a coffee! Or help pay for the ridiculous lawsuit a billion dollar credit card company filed against me for a measly 1479, ya know whatever works 😅

Yep.

Same.

Next time someone annoys you, just call them a room-temperature salad.

Okay but what if… Instead of watching Lord of the Rings… what if I just watched all the deleted scenes and bloopers and cast commentary from Lord of the Rings?

I want a neon black shirt.

This video somehow made me straighter? 😳

Okay, well… so far, early ultrasound results are saying I don’t have cancer. Hopefully it stays that way. However, I DO have a hernia. So that’s… shitty. :/

Is anyone else having issues with stuff posting?

That one time I did a photo shoot for Brandon Boyd from Incubus at the Sundance Film Festival. Pro tip: don't ever meet your heroes. I stopped listening to Incubus after that night. #photography

QTP with a gaming sin that you’ve committed. I’ve never played any Final Fantasy game ever. Also never played any Zelda game other than Tears of the Kingdom. I’ve never completely beaten any Mario game. The only Pokemon game I’ve beaten is Scarlet. I absolutely DESPISE souls-like games. 🫡

Pretty wild how people ignore things that don’t fit their current worldview even when it’s normally something they’d be upset about. Like everyone praising Project Hail Mary, but when I bring up Andy Weir supporting AI, suddenly they’re fine with people supporting AI. Pick a lane. 🙄

Same.

I got to visit kittens today. LOOK AT THESE PRECIOUS ANGELS 😭😭😭😭😭 #cats #catsky

Life is weird lately. Weirder than normal. My ultrasound is tomorrow morning. Super scared for that. I have an actual photography gig coming up on the 17th. Dropping a new skate deck in the skate shop. Releasing CODEX. My brain is fried rn.

That one time I did photography for Framing Hanley.

Sometimes it bothers me that I'll never know what my cat named me

Just my wife randomly popping by to whisper sweet nothings. 🥹

Yesterday I wrote 1,027 words. Today I tended to some administrative tasks. #amwriting

There are only 4 human beings not in this photo.

And humans think they’re cool if they can one successful wave at a baseball game. What the fuck.

Something that’s been kinda bugging me for a couple years now… Since like 2015, every time an election comes around, we get bombarded with “this will be the most important election in your lifetime!!!” I mean, I get it… but can we just stop with that? They can’t all be the most important.

Here’s my #caturday contribution from my wife’s work. 🥹🥹 #cats #kitten

I’m just gonna say it… I don’t know if the Queen of the Damned soundtrack has ever been beaten.

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MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER JUST SHOUTED OUT CODEX FOR THE ENTIRE LAST MINUTE OF HIS LATEST VIDEO, AND I DIDN’T EVEN ASK HIM TO. COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED. I AM FREAKING OUT! 😭😭😭 #ttrpg #manalone #sologaming youtu.be/d4S9IIcku_Y?...

I had to get the cards for my wife. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #kpdh

I just paid $4.44 for gas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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If you see it, do it!! nickname: Milk prns: He/Him height: 5’10" sexuality: Idek straight(ish)? smokes: 🍃 Very occasionally piercings: None anymore :( tattoos: 2 fave color: Black fave drink alch: Don't drink non-alch: Bubly fave food: Barbecue? fave animal: CATS

This slaps so fucking hard 😭😭😭 #music tidal.com/track/446822...

Also, for you peeps interested in pre-ordering your copy of CODEX for me to ship it to you directly, the pre-order page should be up and running. :) Let me know if you have any issues with checkout. whatiscodex.com/products/pre...

CODEX has found you. #codex #whatiscodex

Remember the other day when I said I had a cool thing that I couldn’t say yet? Well now I can! Barnes and Noble and Amazon are both selling my book! (BN hasn’t updated the cover yet) Fuck Amazon, but I’m still stoked that people have other avenues to find CODEX! #writingcommunity #booksky 📚❤️

Hey! Guess what? TODAY IS RELEASE DAY FOR CODEX! 🥳 If you’d like to order your copy NOW, the QR code below will take you to Ingram’s site to order from them directly. If you’d like to order your copy from me personally, I will have a pre-order link up later today. 💪🏻💪🏻 #writingcommunity #booksky 📚💙

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Can we officially change the weight system in the United States to start using Pringles as a unit of measurement? I did the math, and I’d weigh just about 52,000 Pringles.