.... he went out and got some pictures then proceeded to come inside and say "I got some cool pictures if you wanna see." And turns the camera around to show me the back of it. .... IT'S A FILM CAMERA. smartass.

Jake tries grabbing at a game controller. Me: "You dont need to play games." Jake: "mow ooowwww!" Me: "You don't even have thumbs!"

QUEEN KIDA IN ALL HER DRAMATIC GLORY

So Tank, is not currently drivable and I had to leave her at work. My dad took me home and on the way, my mom called and was on speaker. She told us "you two dont have too much fun." 🥹 my dad wasn't around until a few years ago. And now it's like I get hints of the dynamic duo we would have been

#booksky update: 72 books on StoryGraph, another 3 that aren't on SG, 77% done with my challenge, 7 books DNF'd so far this year, 12 books started and not yet finished. Currently reading: After Midnight by Irina Shapiro Currently wondering: if anyone would be interested in my opinion of books

Due to... well, life, we are postponing the stream. Stay tuned for a new date!

You know what's really disheartening? When someone you're close to shuts you out and you find out more about their feelings from social media, despite you asking and trying to be there for them. Like... if you find it hard to verbalize atm, text me while im next to you, idc bc trust me, I GET IT

Re-reading Wuthering Heights is only making me angrier at the recent movie.

I have decided that I am currently writing TWO books. One is my fiction book and one is nonfiction, STEMMING from the research I'm doing for my fiction book. That was a pun. Because the nonfiction book is going to be about flowers and their language, uses, and magickal power.

Okay, here are the deets for the Twitch stream my wife and I are doing: When: Wednesday, May 20th 7:00pm MST 6:00pm Pacific - 9:00pm Eastern Where: twitch.tv/arcachuburgers What: Opening Spider-Man Magic the Gathering gift box Why: I don’t know Who: @dittymoko.bsky.social and I BE THERE

In movies/shows, a lot of times there's a couple having an argument/resolution in a quiet street. Many people want this, thinking it's romantic and a grand gesture type thing, making them like a character in fiction. Me? I just wanna live across the street from that happening so I can be nosy

THANKS FOR THE HEART ATTACK BRUH

It's a life trope that the wife hates the MIL. But I LOVED mine. She was one of the best people I have ever met. I miss her more than I let on and today I just want to say Happy Mother's Day, Emmy. I wish you were still here. I have the perfect cat for you and I'm sad that I can't show you.

Adopted out 5 cats. Pissed off another cat. Finished scanning stuff from previous months. I've been productive 😬

When I start posting info about flowers... any specific flower you wanna know about? I'm currently taking requests!

Sometimes, if you let it, heavy loss can show your heart how to love deeper, better, more completely.

Some scientific flower names really get me with the misogynistic sound. Now I haven't gone into the actual Latin and such for the bases of the names but let's look at King's Mantle and Lady's Mantle. KM includes rhe word "erecta" while LM includes "vulgaris". From an outsider's perspective.... rude

"I'm always straight." - K "I'm never straight." - me "You... you're married to a man." - K "Doesn't mean I'm ever STRAIGHT, though." - me "You know, I just assumed your husband was a man but I never asked, that's on me. I apologize to your husband. He just presents so... manly" - K

Day in the life: this sweet baby is gorgeous but NOT photogenic. How could that be, you ask? Bc she's too lovey and insists on being too close to the camera (the camera-person, tbh). This is the best I could get for now. But look! Smooshyface!

So let me see if I get this... committing mulder and self-mulder is a huge sin because it's destroying what gourd created... but demons can possess and mulder and aren't exercised unless a priest ASKS gourd to do it... not gourd can't do it, just chooses not to in ANY circumstance unless asked

My friend told me today that she saw a thing online that said "you have $500 to spend at B&N but you have to let a friend pick the books for you. Who would you pick?" And she immediately thought of me and that she'd let ME pick her books. There is no higher praise. I have reached the pinnacle.

The urge to cut my hair because I can feel it on my neck even a tiny bit is strong. But the problem is I CAN'T CUT THE BACK OF MY HAIR WELL BY MYSELF

Flowers are people, too.

@milkpork.bsky.social responded "facts" to two of my posts in the past two days. I guess this means I'm legit

I have three gingers in my life and they are all so very precious to me 🧡 anyone that says anything bad about redheads based on their hair color should be kicked in the teeth

This! I knew a kid in HS that was autistic and he was a shitbag. My heart instantly softens to anyone with any type of disability or difference but when they turn out to be an asshole ON PURPOSE, I will treat them as such. Just like any other person. Being different is not an excuse for being shit.

If professional athletes were paid less, we would see who really loves the game

When you research so hard that your husband gets to know facts about #unicorns that he neither asked for nor needed to know to carry on with his life

What level of introvert are you? I'll go first. Im trying to work on research for my book and even two of my cats are making me feel suffocated. Like... I love yall more than life itself. BUT GIVE ME A LITTLE SPACE PLEASE

Wubz says "if I can be a bed caterpillar, you can have a good day!" 🧡 #alwayscaturday #wobblycat #caturday

The Archivist speaks. #codex #whatiscodex

Today's morning movie comes with a large helping of Wubz bonding 🧡 BC of his disability, he is always nervous of being handled and held and rarely completely relaxes. Even though I've been with him since the day he was born. Today, he actually RELAXED his body for a while in my lap 🥰

Orange War of April 2026 has been won by the hooman! The aftermath, however, brought on sass and hyperness 😅🧡 #alwayscaturday #wobblycat

I floop the pig.

Finally watched Death of a Unicorn... New comfort movie, for sure. I've never liked unicorns in a movie more! I just really love unicorns, okay? Especially when they're not just dainty and sweet.

It's always #caturday if you believe it is

I have officially reached my breaking point and I am livid enough that I have been quiet. I'm losing my niceness and I don't even fuxking care atm.

New #promosky ❤️ reading, writing 🖤 animal caretaker/admin ❤️ Fields of Mistria 🖤 learning floriography ❤️ horror, anime, scifi, adult cartoons 🖤 cats ❤️ mythology and mysteries 🖤 coloring, puzzles ❤️ water, coffee, energy, tea 🖤 working on confidence

Sending someone/a friend Hydrangea paired with Fern means that you will keep their secret indescretion to yourself. Now imagine people commonly knew that and you juat sent this pairing to a bunch of random people. And then sat back and watched chaos unfold 😂

Unicorns, a Gothic style story, and Floriography. That's all you get to know for now.

Draw me like one of your French girls

According to SG, I have read 55 books so far this year. Plus 3 that aren't on their database. Still working on the alphabet but I have that 65% done 💪📖📚

My favorite kind of cuddles are what I call "cat-baby" cuddles. Where I'm next to the cuddler, touching, but not all entwined or anything. And if the cuddler moves or twitches, I'm rolling over because I'm offended and suddenly all comfort has been destroyed.

I tried to take a nap. With Wubz because he was being snuggly. At one point I was woken up by a paw-punch to the face... Excuse you, little sir, I'm the food-bringer, you DON'T DO THAT

For actually being quite an introvert and liking quiet, I sure do talk a lot with people I'm comfortable with. WHY AM I LIKE THIS

My weekends are Wednesday and thursday. So it's coming up. And so far I plan on finishing my Mistria notebook, begin working on writing a book, and doing a little at home spa day. Perhaps I'll take new selfies soon, too?!

Yknow what's cool about wearing baggy pants and losing weight? Even being chubby still, I feel skinny. Yknow what's NOT cool about wearing baggy pants and losing weight? Forgetting a belt and having to pull your pants up every two minutes because otherwise they will literally fall off your body.

So... wanna hear how my day started with chaos? No? Too bad. Three cats brought in by ACO overnight. I realize I know where these cats are fron (in field surrender), and the one we already have from the same household has ear mites. Spoiler, as I expected, all three of the new ones do, too (1)

I'm still alive. And I'm still madly in love with @milkpork.bsky.social and beyond proud of him ❤️ That is all

Indexing event in progress. #codex #whatiscodex