when you see megan in purple I hope you think of me

@laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue she's wearing our color 🤭

wish i as lucky enough to go through life without critical thinking skills, alas

gotten into the habit of saying “alanis morrisette is laughing somewhere” instead of saying somethings ironic

not the live crash out

love island is stressful for several reasons but number one is kissing that many ppl back to back without even mouthwash in between

can we talk about it being racist too bc EYE for one do NOT like the way sam levinson writes Black men and I KNOW I am not alone in this

men and white women do not like me because I’m really quick to say “that’s so stupid”

embarrassing, at your big age

getting wind someone I haven’t spoken to in three months saying I’m bullying her off this app for interacting with people who are not her and having a separate group of friends, lol maybe the call is coming from inside the house babe 🖤

of course I’m bisexual I’m mixed race

everyone moved on but i am still here

in classic me fashion I am back with a new injury and this one is in my fucking thumbs so if you see me making a typo or taking forever to reply in the coming weeks literally no you don’t

not asking any of y’all which colors you associate w me bc it better be purple

happy national donut day do anybody wann- [GUNSHOT]

thought of a banger post while offline but totally forgot about it so imagine here is a joke you all love bc I’m hilarious

going back and forth on if I want to be annoying about being bisexual or be annoying about being genderqueer nonbinary this month

suicide watch is a lovely name for a baby girl

going insane lmk if y’all need anything

awake at 6am freaking myself out learning about trend simulation

stevie wonder better be having a good day wherever his braid shaking sunglass wearing ass is

one drink in and every song quickly becomes the best song ever

don’t cry don’t raise your eye it’s only teenage wasteland

I would describe improv as "tall white dudes doin tall white dude shit"

sorry for my self reposts I’m funny as fuck y’all

who woulda thought a dumb tik tok of me shaking ass to phoebe bridgers would lead us here

bad ass with a great ass

I am the funniest person alive idk

cat walking in, headbutting me, and waking out. okay weirdo thank you for the butterfly kiss

reverse cowgirl so we can both watch glee < 3

sorry can’t talk babe I gotta think of something funny for the people trapped in my phone

susan j blige

I’m kinda like if a roller rink came to life

lookout weekend by debbie deb is 6 minutes long and I still think it’s too short. let a bitch shake some ass

evening groove

some of you are too old to be as ridiculous as you are. not me tho. i’m hot and young and sexy

being short is so stupid and needlessly embarrassing working on an almost nine foot tall pipe and drape set up with a videographer who is 6’5” when i am on my toes with my arms fully up and extended he can reach the pipe flat footed arms bent. bro

Being a male and being on the side of advocating for women doesn’t mean I’m still not unintentionally capable of misogynistic takes or behavior. If I’m called out I need to listen, reflect, and do better, not get defensive. I wish people would also apply this logic to racism.

i’m like if a caring kind sweetheart was a raging bitch

can we all have a bit more compassion and understanding for each other

“look for the chick w the blackberry hair”

can’t sleep so it’s time for a weird cult video ofc

sorry for being a bitch on this site lately, i should have been Ike this sooner

i have lived too many lives and read too much theory to lose an argument

I am the way I am bc I grew up watching naya rivera as santana lopez

invalid handle strikes again are you fucking joking just let me have fun

bro we all get on sza for lying but holy shit rebel wilson is the real celebrity compulsive liar

goodnight