face + scent

honestly super fucked up that it’s monday tomorrow

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, through Jacob Elordi’s lens ⚡ Streaming now on @netflix.com

“cite your source” im literally smarter than you

forgot to say but another bar from last night had crittercam on <3

I don’t know if momtok (my hypermobile knees and ankle) will survive this (moving out of a house with 55 stairs)

me flirting

this stupid town does not have many things in the middle of the night but 1am pizza delivery it does have and thank the universe for that 🫶🏽

maybe I am a bitch…

done packing for the day, why the fuck is the bar playing the gumby movie

if you see me online today please tell me I need to pack

Its 2am and my kids are still up crying. I feel so horrible, but I know I made the right choice. I left my house, my cars, quit my job... I left everything but I got my girls and that's all I care about. We will make it through this, one day at a time...

taylor york lowkey crashing out on instagram as if he’s only now realizing he fumbled hayley fucking williams

hate when I load into the sims and my cc is gone like where is this bald child going? with they caillou looking ass

the cognitive dissonance white people constantly experience really is… something

I have learned so many things in the last day, most of it against my will

🌟🌙🌞💛

feeling crazy (posted on instagram)

hi sharks i am here today seeking the truth

it’s 2025 we should be able to teleport by now

dk the context but I saw a post that earlier that said I will never take a man’s side and that is so funny and real

only getting migraine relief from weed

see you had a lot of crooks tryna steal your heart never really had luck couldn’t ever figure out how to love

at the risk of bounding lame how to love by lil wayne is legit one of the best songs of the 2000s

weird girls and cool girls liked joe jonas best im sorry I don’t make the rules

the jonas brothers went sooooooo hard with lovebug for no fucking reason

I hope mk.gee is having a good day

freak in the sheets (microsoft excel)

green day said insomniac and I said tru

when billie joe armstrong said im having trouble trying to sleep i rlly felt that

super moon in taurus no wonder I am chilling and losing my mind at the same time

do you think historians will one day find posts with emojis to be like heiroglyphs

bitches 🐶ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing 🤫🤐 a hundred motherfuckers cant ❌ tell me nothing 🙅🏽‍♀️

need to watch a silly scary movie but my brain just keeps singing that what’s up x beez in the trap mash up

four non blondes were right bc what IS going on

everyone moved on but EYE am still here

get ready y’all bc I WILL be making y’all learn this routine at the bsky sleepover

y’all… it’s been over a week and I cannot stop thinking about the fosse inspired jazz routine whitney and mark did to brain stew. mark ballas you are a genius choreographer and you will always be famous <3

everyone's haunted by a horny witch you just dont know about it

now what the hell (positive) is flavor flav doing as a guest judge on dancing with the stars

the power of guy fawkes compels you

I’m not british but somehow I knew today was guy fawkes day bc I was suddenly compelled to read about him this morning

I am slowly becoming incapable of watching any piece of media without having to check if I’m right on where it looks like it was filmed (I’m literally almost always right)

I hope when you see count von count from sesame street you think of me

who up 😔 me

thinking ab ty pennington’s loud deranged ass

I have a confession, pizza the hut from spaceballs used to scare me as a kid and tbh he still freaks me out

take a shot every time I make a typo

y’all I think maybe I am no longer funny I am just sleepy