I had wanted to leave this platform back in january over fear of people finding out, so I am so so forever and eternal grateful for all of you

being open and honest on bsky.social

defenders of gross behavior‼️‼️‼️ booo being male centered booooooo

if you’re looking for him now, he’s deactivated, but in case he tries to come back again or in case you missed it:

please look at my last repost and if you continue to associate with shane please know i do not wish to interact or want to continue to be mutuals

been somewhat quiet about it for the last six months but… shane (shaneistiredfyi) has been offline because around the holidays they began using this app to solicit nudes from girls and femmes who were mostly 20-25 years their junior and were upset we may interact and talk about their behavior

trying to reign it in and not light this app up

in retrospect… the amount of jokes #that man made about my age.. yikes

everyone’s pride pfps make me so happy

convinced barry keoghan isn’t acting in saltburn, killing of a scared deer, or banshees of inisherin and he’s just like that

you could be having a good day, birds singing, sun shining and then boom there goes a fucking cybertruck

my insomnia peaking in june is homophobic

whatever evil magic wakes me up every night at 3am, I hate you

thinking ab the time I ended an 8 year friendship bc the friend in question was mad at me for not listening to bts

a really cool fun fact about me is that I’ve never been wrong about anything ever in my entire life

when you see megan in purple I hope you think of me

@laurakillsmen.sparkle.blue she's wearing our color 🤭

wish i as lucky enough to go through life without critical thinking skills, alas

gotten into the habit of saying “alanis morrisette is laughing somewhere” instead of saying somethings ironic

not the live crash out

love island is stressful for several reasons but number one is kissing that many ppl back to back without even mouthwash in between

can we talk about it being racist too bc EYE for one do NOT like the way sam levinson writes Black men and I KNOW I am not alone in this

men and white women do not like me because I’m really quick to say “that’s so stupid”

embarrassing, at your big age

getting wind someone I haven’t spoken to in three months saying I’m bullying her off this app for interacting with people who are not her and having a separate group of friends, lol maybe the call is coming from inside the house babe 🖤

of course I’m bisexual I’m mixed race

everyone moved on but i am still here

in classic me fashion I am back with a new injury and this one is in my fucking thumbs so if you see me making a typo or taking forever to reply in the coming weeks literally no you don’t

not asking any of y’all which colors you associate w me bc it better be purple

happy national donut day do anybody wann- [GUNSHOT]

thought of a banger post while offline but totally forgot about it so imagine here is a joke you all love bc I’m hilarious

going back and forth on if I want to be annoying about being bisexual or be annoying about being genderqueer nonbinary this month

suicide watch is a lovely name for a baby girl

going insane lmk if y’all need anything

awake at 6am freaking myself out learning about trend simulation

stevie wonder better be having a good day wherever his braid shaking sunglass wearing ass is

one drink in and every song quickly becomes the best song ever

don’t cry don’t raise your eye it’s only teenage wasteland

I would describe improv as "tall white dudes doin tall white dude shit"

sorry for my self reposts I’m funny as fuck y’all

who woulda thought a dumb tik tok of me shaking ass to phoebe bridgers would lead us here

bad ass with a great ass

I am the funniest person alive idk

cat walking in, headbutting me, and waking out. okay weirdo thank you for the butterfly kiss

reverse cowgirl so we can both watch glee < 3

sorry can’t talk babe I gotta think of something funny for the people trapped in my phone

susan j blige

I’m kinda like if a roller rink came to life