they need to invent a pad actually sticks to ur underwear

chainsmoking in the taco bell parking lot

refried breans

sometjmes when im drunk on bluesky i just like yalls replies to each other

do you guys think bugs have fun

drinking water with ice because i am blessed

elon musk eat shit and die challenge

new year means please remember to be like nice and normal about fat people, the fat person you are or could become, the fat person you could fall in love with or friends you could have. fatness is not a corrupting force, fatphobia is. the performance is unhealthy, weight loss is social is political

im in ur fridge drinking ur dr pepper

becomes morose and silent

im normal

it’s freak out about your life friday and i need something to ease the pain

having my biannual should i apply to grad school mental breakdown

i need to figure it all out right now

soo sick of movies with the same 12 celebrities with the same tired and boring plots with little to no depth

hook me up to a dr. pepper cream soda iv

insulin should be free

siri play visions of gideon by sufjan stevens

january is very sufjan stevens to me

honeypot pad on wintergreen zyn in im feeling arctic

0 days since last crying at mac miller tiny desk

365 by charli xcx ft shygirling into the new year

2026 WILL treat us right

i love you all happy new year 🎉✨

we have 2026 in ten minutes

Please don’t drink and drive tonight. Please.

bf is getting sushi while i sit on the couch and get drunk i love him and my life

i am beautiful even if i dont always believe it

how to go to hell in every religion detailed instructions

alone in my office today im gonna boof champagne

please let me chuck empty beer bottles at ur skull pleaseee

my lack of creativity haunts me

gothic butterflies

turns out weed is still fun i just felt unsafe in my home

anyone wanna be mooties on substack???

in 2026 im going to be beautiful and have fun

crying into my bagel

i really hate that you can see peoples likes on instagram reels it feels like im intruding

he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns

nearly halfway thru babel by rf kuang and i already know its gonna be my fave book of the year

everyone needs to know what im thinking all the time

my addiction to chapstick needs to be studied

deleting tik tok & downloading substack

do not put those white hockey gays on my feed

how it feels when i post

how are old people using their apple iphones. i do not know where anything is on here

2026 resolution is to write more & finally break in my doc marten mary janes

need to stop being scared of meeting new people

in the era of pills that make you skinny eat more gummy crabby patties to balance it out