drunk as fuck and explaining socialism to my sister

off 2 buzzballs

i do think i’m genuinely addicted to smosh

getting rizzed up via blizzard flip

happy pick your cigarette burn scab friday everyone

playing strip poker with a bomb strapped to my chest

why does sam altman look like that i'm genuinely asking

it's so hard being a perfect angel and the worst person to ever exist but someone's gotta do it

i don’t think republicans should be allowed to consume any form of art

logging on & broadcasting my bullshit

i sometimes feel like brendon urie & ryan ross forced the homosexual nature of their friendship

a little bit of cleavage is good for company morale

satire is my favorite drug

new drain album 💆🏻‍♀️

rama and zohran make me really proud to be bisexual

hi sharks i am here today seeking the truth

people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this

i found my necklace this morning, i’m drinking a latte, & i have plans to hang with my family this weekend 😌

happy friday my queens 😌☀️🫶🏼✨

drunk making pasta whatever

crying on the treadmill

EVERYONE GET MORE media literate NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i could do anthony fantano’s job better than him

between friends makes music you would hear in a department store but in a good way

i need to make plans or i’ll explode

cloning myself and asking my clone to transition so i could fuck boy me

james sunderland defenders dni

i am a bitch and i am evil

my notes app is just jokes i can’t post

i need to engage in bad behaviors or i’ll die

i feel unloveable i need multiple beverages and loud music and sweaty people dancing near me

libbing out on the treadmill

i’m gonna try something but i’m not gonna tell anyone what it is

who do you think u are…. runnin round leaving scars…..

organizing.......

buying pads at 7-11

well yes

i wish chatgpt was a physical object i could shoot with a gun or hit with my car

i like silver over gold because i’d rather come second

lowkey i have a bachelor’s degree i should probably figure out how to use

the urge to

sneezing on day 2 of your period should be criminalized

it’s a beautiful day to wake up and be woke

im horny for socialism

im too excited and horny to sleep

i ♥️ NYC

dick cheney dying lifted a dark & evil curse