He is so sad please send him some support

the number of people who don't know that sunny-side up eggs means barely cooked is too damn high

post the last 4 video games you played!

VINE IS COMING BACK AND IT'S NOT ALLOWING AI CONTENT YESSSSSSS

i have it within me the capacity to be annoying about all kinds of stuff

I will wait for you

WE ARE SO BACK

stayed up too late and finished season 1 but idk how much more my heart can take

this panel is my fave especially bc when i was so stressed and overwhelmed it just affirmed to me…. at the end of the day in the grand scheme of all things in the universe I’m just a tiny speck so what am I stressing over

NO CONTRACT NO COFFEE FOLKS PASS IT ON

if u ever wondered how brown gravy tastes on tilapia: it's not the worst but tbh i won't do it again

get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like ೃ⁀➷ ꩜ songbirds ꩜ rain ꩜ clouds ꩜ extremely hot showers ꩜ pickles ꩜ font & symbol generators ꩜ the internet ꩜ minecraft ꩜ soup ꩜ onesies

the writers of Severance fucking got my ass holy shit end of S1E7 🤯

microwave is definitely in the top 10 best human inventions

We should be allowed to be fully emo at work

guess what we're having that's right: garlic bread bc for some reason i have a lot of it

life, uh, finds a way

time to make dinner ‼️

who up gazing at they jelly combs

real asf

not sorry for being weird & im gonna do it again

it's one thing to be able to observe the threads of the universe and another thing entirely to grasp hold of them tightly and pull

past me is such a g for washing the dishes before bed last night

okay so the thing is im gonna need a fuck ton of bay leaves and garlic

my job is professional slack picker-upper

me: i love my cozy job also me: today would have been a good day to call out

redeeming myself

i see i have inherited my father's downward-pointing eyelashes

*manifesting that work will be dead af and i get to go home early*

u got to be kidding me

DON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE

good morning happy long edward wednesday

does bruno mars is gay

woke up at 5:55 how cruel

i’m here you aurora borealaas bitch

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

✅️ ✅️

Frankenstein (2025) dir. by Guillermo del Toro

holy shit

Hints of the aurora in Boston tonight, even with the city lights (best captured by phone camera)

Unreal, pillars even faintly visible with the naked eye from Fort Collins

kittens bc they make me feel better 🖤 ive named 4/6 of them after adventure time characters lol

still no start date set up. im hoping to hear something by thursday. atp im choosing between feeding me and feeding my animals. and my rent still is not fully paid. even just sharing helps. ily 🖤 #mutualaid

i'm fuckin beat y'all, today kicked me right in the butt

BOOOOOOST