one of my firm beliefs about everyone who freaks out about 'kink at pride' is that cis het people do not conceive of anything they do as kink. impact play, daddy dom shit, cis het couples will do that stuff in public constantly but consider themselves 'normal' and not like us queer freaks.

If sex and gender were so fucking innate it wouldn't take a whole cultural apparatus to maintain them, would it

this is what I mean when I say "don't let orgs and managers see discriminating against trans folk as the path of last resistance". transphobes are persistent and annoying. be just as annoying. show them compliance is going to be a legal nightmare

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FUCK i was JUST thinking TODAY "how long until someone does robocop in real life" and we are way closer than i thought 😭

Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch

BREAKING: AI Robot Trips Over Stairs on the Way to Give Commencement Speech, Dies

the curse of growing older online is seeing people engage for the very first time with topics that you've seen discussed to death since you were approximately 11 years old.

If you shared the other one, sorry, but please share this one too, because it has the updated links in the replies.

the microplastics in my brain told me to do it

i don't have two wolves inside me, i have this fuckin thing

"you look tired" "YOU look old motherfucker"

good morning friends

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"he's the new taren quentintino." "the new taren quentintino?" "what did i say?" "taren quentintino."

every time I go into my notifications I cackle when I see this

ur all gay to me until you come out as straight

look at this !!!

i love being bisexual

they should invent software updates that make the software better over time instead of worse

ngl trying to decipher what is real and what is fake every day is kind of making me a lil mentally unwell

personally I think anyone should be able to change their name for any reason ever and society should just adapt for that. you will not change my mind

"you've heard this song" bold assumption

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

He said, in his personal spaceship factory.

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the fuck it will

the rainbow is gods promise to always make the world gay again

This adorable Flapjack octopus, with its unique disc shape, almost got the name "adorabilis". Did you know Pearl from Finding Nemo is based on this cutie?

i’m sure if i give myself 5 more minutes of laying in bed then ill suddenly get a rush of energy

Who would win?

Possum jar in the works

big fan of grad students booing their graduation speakers whenever they talk about "ai is the future."

this same basic logic caused the OceanGate disaster

eat the fucking rich oh my gawwwwwd

good morning y'all

angry at the world but only a few hours from seeing my best friend who i havent seen in forever so i guess i will keep going

LISTEN TO THESE BIRDS

Whistle while you work then whistle while you're fucking off so they think you're working. Whistle constantly.

well guess we're done for tonight

*screaming crying throwing up* music.youtube.com/watch?v=qKK-...

when you're friend says, "i bought tickets for us to see The Last Attack" what they mean is, "do you want to cry in a movie theater for 2 hours"

bro got fired for jacking it at work they caught him on camera 🤢🤢

This helped me check and I immediately unfollowed him. I also gave away any books and merch I owned before moving from NYC to Toronto.

you know that feels so goood