if you play star wars at exactly 10:39pm you’ll get to the part where they blow up the death star right as the rapture begins

MY HEART

tylenol is basically worthless, i ate like half a bottle and guess what, still hungry

Just imagining people ping-ponging off their ceilings and walls like a fly trying to get outside.

laughing with your friends will save you btw

"and now, the weather!"

"when life seems dangerous and unmanageable, just remember that it is, and you can't survive forever."

i think many of you have a hole in your heart that could be filled by TTRPGs

there was a period of time (many of you remember) when the only song i could listen to was Your Idol from Kpop Demon Hunters for WEEKS i definitely listened to it a thousand times im not exaggerating still a banger

back day? more like forearm day holy fuck

period came early

if i go too long without brushing my teeth it actually makes me want to cry i can't stand my mouth feeling gross

i was being too loud again

hungry but all food sounds disgusting

my socks are too tight

i was born in the right generation i love tylenol and autism

who even has a hundred billion dollars that's not a real number

logging in after work be like:

double it and give it to the next person

been in the lab 👩🏾‍🔬🍪

a customer today excitedly told me that Disney has already lost a fuck ton of money because of Jimmy Kimmel. i try not to entertain political discussions w/ customers (cuz sometimes they start saying crazy shit) but i was like "nice, glad that it's getting people to pay attention finally"

someone's karma catching up to them at work hehe

Now you're tossing and turning I'm pulling the plug on the dreams

evangelical christianity is a cult where the mandate is to be nice to people so they will convert. there is *always* the ulterior motive of conversion. it's downright predatory the methods they use to gain converts, especially preying on society's most vulnerable: recovering drug addicts.

i don't feel like being nice today

chat im so tired of going to work & pretending everything is normal im gonna lose it

please share. only $25 more is needed for our friend to have somewhere safe to sleep. 🤍

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Here is my #kpopdemonhunters crack ship

hubble’s latest images 🌌✨

This is my custom foiled drawing of Cha Cha the cute Silky Terrier! #dog #art #printart #handmade #commissions

so many different hobbies and activities i wanna do so im gonna scroll on my phone

they're comin for me y'all

A stunner. A baddie.

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

thinking abt that one cherry red hair dye i once had that glowed under blacklight and how i was tragically never around any blacklights when i had it 💔

i can’t believe we are getting the rapture before gta 6

here’s a cool sandwich banksy i found in dc by the venue :)

*waddles up to your lemonade stand* got any grapes?

forgot i saved this cuz it was so cool and i wanted to do it

Pls don't do the blackout thing guys pls actively yell at moderation. Bsky isn't losing money if you don't post, there are no advertisers to scare with no engagement.

Fuck censorship, free artists. That's it, that's the notion. Functions like filters and blocking are a thing, so why the fuck are artists being censored? Who the hell are they appealing to with this dumbassery? Artists already have to deal with AI bullshit and now THIS? Give em a fuckin break!

im going back to sleep

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

had a dream that an old white man was following me around being creepy in that threateningly nice way they always do

oh the app "saved" by the dear pwesident?? im shocked

2 days til the rapture make sure you're prepared