okay I’m going back inside to watch Poker Face with bae ttyl :*

not to be unhumble on main but my forearms are so muscular now and I want to make all of you touch them #gay

sometimes I want to work really diligently to pay off all my debt and save up to buy a house and start a Roth IRA and shit but then other times I see tattoos by incredibly talented tattoo artists and I realize that I can afford that tattoo artist and so I send an email

FOUND THE WEED THAT I LOST OVER A MONTH AGO

new jigsaw puzzle‼️ a little 500 piecer to start the season off :-)

i don’t take my meds for *one* day and suddenly i’m trying to eat the entire fridge & pantry and cannot be satiated AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGHH hashtag lesser known adhd symptoms hashtag i am not actually hungry

there were so many lesbeans at the metal show tonight and it was amazing to see

funkkk I want a new hat/snapback idk what to get though… ‘47 has a lil blacked out collection and they’re sick as hell but idk if I want to commit yet

reactivated my insta two days ago and my mom already requested to follow me #triggered also this is more fuel for making a new account from scratch

I’m currently in the midst of a live music bender weekend and it’s healing me

why haven’t i posted in a day? oh i’m deleting posts for fun but also for the plot

was just without my phone for nearly 10 hours and it was *~blissful~*

laying on my kitchen floor waiting for my food to be done cooking

my uber man got the heat on and it’s the first time this season that I am smelling that car heater smell… yall know what I mean… it’s that one specific smell that older cars make when the heat’s on… like huffing the flame itself but it doesn’t quite hurt that bad…

@ boston why is the Pru green tonight

going to the new lesbian bar in town YRRRRRR

did you guys know that mushrooms (psilocybin) is basically a car wash for your brain,,,

hyper individuality and self-centeredness is ruining the internet no offense

i need it to be 5pm right now

Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸

Let’s go MIT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

how does it feel to interact with ppl and freely speak your mind without feeling like you have to edit your every word to not be a burden. also how does it feel to be a part of something rather than on the periphery. also how does it feel to know you're attractive. also how does it feel to get kille

big things coming soon

11:11 goodnight

the internet is a weird place. we’re all deep in our own heads and yet somehow all here together, publicly. this is why it gets so dicey all the time. navigate it with grace

using my paws to post bangers

playing 4D chess rn

Whimsy

why did i think that today was monday...

the energy you put out is the energy the universe will serve you in return 🙂‍↕️

when is the next blood moon? I feel like sacrificing a man

Michigan Avenue right now.

watching There Will Be Blood for the first time ever, i wish I could see this cinematic masterpiece in theaters

oh my god

about to cook up chicken noodle soup!

I already know some mfs reading my rant and being like “well you’re one to talk posting this ONLINE!!!!” and the only thing I’ll say is that the ability to recognize complexity went right out the window with our critical thinking skills

moral of the story: do not let the rich asshat billionaires that shoved this shit down our throats our entire lives win. you all know very well that every aspect of the social media we consume is spoon fed to us and the goal is mass control. don’t let them win. put your energy into the real world

MY PHONE DIED BEFORE I COULD FINISH MY RANT

sometimes i get so mad about how much technology and social media has damaged our ability to socialize. like, we’re all living on top of each other and yet everyone is lonely. you’ll never catch people admitting it though, only anonymously on reddit/twt/bsky. then when social events are advertised,

petition to shut down the internet so everyone has to log off for once

you’re paying an Etsy witch to hex me, i’m reminiscing about the historical documents that show my ancestors have been protecting witches since 1300’s Ireland, we are not the same

bumble bff, HER, and lex are all ghost towns WHERE ARE ALL OF THE LESBIANS FINDING FRIENDS??? insta? twitter? wtf

why can’t you all live closer to me

If we all learned how to apologize, self-reflect, and take responsibility for our actions and mistakes literally none of this would be happening to the world.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY TO MY OOMFS !! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

cinnamon buns in the oven. coffee in my hand. giant roll of paper rolled out on the table. writing down my life plans and goals. strategizing

The fact that "we need to throw trans people under the bus to win over some mysterious voters" is a far more common sentiment than "oh I would vote Democrat if not for those stinkin transgenders" shows how fake of a problem it is. no one is not voting Dems cuz of trans people. it's cuz y'all suck

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