hello lesbians

just made the mistake of looking at my checking account

i’m literally fighting a battle against myself rn. upstairs neighbor is STOMPING around which a) they don’t usually do and b) normally i can tune it out but my sensories are being over⬆️LOADED‼️ todayyy

i want to go to there 👁️👄👁️

REGARDLESS, today has been a fantastic day

head’s been slamming all day :’) urg

in other news, i am omw to pick up something for my lab that i’ve been waiting months for and it feels dang good. happy monday!

did not mean to quote a post from 2025 but I guess it’s nice to see the gains lol

#osrs #statmonday going crazy this week 😛😛

bro my wedding band just fell down the drain in my bathroom WHYYYYY

when pet pls #osrs

The only acceptable AI is BMO

all I wanna do is play osrs ;-;

like,.. oh yeah i look like that yk

sorry for thot posting but that photo just goes really well with my theme rn (and I needed the confidence boost)

deep fried gun

things are gonna change, i can feel it!

MISSION: SURVIVED

i look extremely 70’s tonight by happenstance and I ain’t made about it

going out tonight for the first time in so long, and it’s to the gay club WOOO

down the hatch, sister

new profile theme just dropped

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

moral of the story is: fuck them bitches, protect your peace*, mind your business, and get that bag *some discomfort is normal and encouraged for personal growth

yeah sorry I totally would but my cat is at home alone rn and she needs company

actually nevermind I just looked at it and “fuck you” slipped out so now I’m packing up for the day. tehe

3 likes and ill drop kick my lab computer that’s crashed on me four times today

Getting out of bed I say "what's the worst that could happen?" and going to bed I say "well that wasn't so bad"

childish gambino is 42 what the fuck

today, i just want to hide

I’m wined dined and weedified

crossing paths with folk on their j walk on this fine morning 🙂‍↕️🍃

tomorrow is monday 😔 but tomorrow is also 4/20 👹

going to the store to get liquid IV cuz I feel like death and then I will pick up momo on my way back 🙂‍↕️

yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #osrs

also, my account will be TWENTY YEARS OLD in 50 days!! cannot believe i've been playing this game since i was ten years old :')

goatees should honestly be illegal

i am not fucking understanding the relative sensitivity factors in q.a. of Auger electron spectroscopy, how is ionization cross section baked into the AMRSF but inelastic mean free path isn’t???

everybody acts tough til britney comes on

moral superiority is for pussies pass it on

anyway good morning

holy shit bitch i just watched a regular ass bird kick a red-tailed hawk out of the neighborhood

smoking weed

earlier i witnessed a man fully hitting a bong while walking down the street and i strive to feel that free

i hate American bathroom stalls

damn i got too high. ok

lmao broke bro’s back by accident

i’ve been using a 10gal fish tank with rocks in the bottom as an ash tray for like three years and it’s kinda awesome