damn bro that fucking hurts

ik when the adhd meds hit because suddenly i become a chatty kathy

Raspberry Pi Pico projects thread 🧵

iphone 13 mini last forever challenge: in progress

my caseless phone just fell out of the second story shower window <3 hope she's okay down there bc it's gonna be awhile

just ate two weed gummies and now i’m cooking wppl tacos

stab me for that if applicable

pondering the possibilities……………

orb is back ‼️

it is time for a change

i can’t tell you why i hate that peaches song so much but my gym has played it twice in one hour and i am #suffering

suddenly I can’t climb v5 anymore 😅 time to take the gym seriously again

name a spherical thing

donating to veronica’s fund means you get to be a founding member of the crowdfunded puhhy movement, js

emdash is mine too. develop critical thinking skills or begone

comprehending the whimsy by having my own hobbies and interests

early morning coffee

life does actually require effort :/

anyway i’m logging off to be lesbian with my wife (watching the wnba game while we ear our delicious homecooked meal on the couch)

forming sentences is not my strong suit today

yes i am baked, next question

*Spongebob voice” check it out

i should carry more small rocks in my pockets

anyone else excited for this movie?? the die spitz song sold me

feeling spiky today

nsfw = not safe for work nsfw =\= nudity or porn a picture of a fully clothed person can still be nsfw. that is all

playing some mario kart 8 with wife 😈

girl i hate wearing noise cancelling headphones

i know everything ever, unfortunately :/

being human is awesome because we all experience life as deeply and complexly the next person, even though we all have different interests

06.14.26 (digital) almost forgot, 🫧 🪸 it's all for fun

i can’t wait to start job searching so I can submit 150+ applications and get single-digit calls back 🤩 and like two interviews total 😍🙏🏻 and then go through 7 rounds of interviewing still not sure whether the job is mine 😩🙌🏻✝️

happy sunday don’t forget that the blame belongs on the ultra rich and not the regular people employed underneath them

weed weed weed weed

just took way too big of a pennifer hit #donttext

i went to a bar last night whose menu was inserted between the center pages of a blank journal and i am going to post some of the highlights

who’s gonna be the lucky one

gabapentin hitting 😮‍💨 (vet visit today)

I just decided Im unstoppable

no

oh fuck I get to rot on osrs all day tomorrow

the weekend is HERE and that calls for being GAY with my WIFE we are going out for dinner and then ending at the LESBIAN bar downtown to DANCE🕺🏻🪩

fix it futches, diy dykes, tech whiz wlws, bisexual builder baddies, gearhead gay girlies, JOIN DIYKE CHAT!!

the number of bluesky arguments that have ended with the other person saying, “thanks for the insight, you’ve changed my mind” is the number of minutes you should spend arguing with strangers on here

if you’re not gonna at least look at this cool bug with me then why did i even lift this rock. what are we even doing

i need to go back to osrs posting in these trying times

yep, that one can go sit in the drafts until the right moment

it’s not tech issues guys, it’s the ghosts. bluesky is haunted

do i smoke weed or do i smoke weed

also i feel like people forget that i am almost never serious on here and my “monotone” voice on here is actually just a reflection of how i talk irl. which unfortunately is monotone af. unless i am excited. then it is still monotone but at a higher pitch