when i was in college i wrote a paper on why frog and toad are gay and why the musical should be brought back to introduce young audiences to lgbtqia+ themes

use alt text or die

they should invent a me that isn’t tired 24/7

MEOW meow meow meow meow meow

after hours of internet jail, I can finally post @tayuh.bike's stick bug

A wolf in sheep's clothing. A dog in cat's clothing. A tiger in a little black dress by Dior.

i’m just a little love bug, actually

he’ll yeah? he won’t do shit on my watch

i just wanna hug my friends and frolick around but everyone lives far away and i work way too much

being disabled and needing to talk to your doctors feels like screaming into the void

i am going to murder someone and it’s going to be someone in the american healthcare system

my joints feel so rusty they feel so ready to fall off

tag yourself as things seen at the local goodwill

2pm dance party in my apartment rn

getting the itch for burlesque performing again

i would wish to be shorter purely for the shorter legs omfg i have to dry brush such a giant fucking surface area god these legs are so long

gender today

you gotta freak it till you dont know what you’re freakin for

bug mode

do NOT accuse me of being attracted to men i’ll fucking vomit on you

lowkey love being a third wheel. like yeah this is me and my partner. oh and gray

i started a new art project and it’s all i wanna do wdym i have to get other stuff done today

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I would like to be a mouse

my interior design is just 50 framed photos of cholula hot sauce

men need to start exploring the possibility of being gay. a lot more of you are bi than you realize

so i says to myself, says i, “colm, this is no day for a do”

I wish harmful humanocentrism a very please die

i’m evil* as shit bro *gay

cities are for PEOPLE!

everyday i commit acts of lesbianism online

who wants to have someone over 🙋🏼 who wants to clean their apartment to do so 🙍🏼

group dry humping starts in 10 minutes

if my joints could stop subluxing i would really deeply appreciate it

yeah i got that dog in me

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING damnit

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whatever happens in the conversation pit stays in the conversation pit.

can't even have a discussion with @grayaiden.bsky.social on the timeline because they just delete everything so fast >:( /lh

“nothing gay is happening to me during pride month :(“ skill issue

bro everyone in the theater seeing girls like girls just got successfully ragebaited

once upon a time (today), ranch came to work with a huge hickey. the end

if you were a bug i’d put you in a bug bucket and fill it with different leaves and rocks and soil and add a little pond for water

so rachael started watching yellowjackets

Of course. My dad always said that there are two ways to get a woman to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll. I knew what I had to do. I mean who’s more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one. That’s who.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

im gay I love being gay haha gay gay gay