scrolling rn is a nightmare

which one of you added me to a list 😡🔪

boy who wants to fuck a man so hard he has no choice but to animorph into a pregnant seahorse

5 things i like 1. gay sex 2. 3. 4. 5.

I'm so envious of Alan Cumming, I should be the one who gets to introduce myself by saying "I'm Cumming".

morning, fuckos

adult colouring books are overwhelmingly stressful

GET THE IPAD OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO RIP THIS DASH OUT WITH MY TEETH

omg is that an empty net

god is my cuck

gay thot or son daughter?

ah yes fresh pine breeze, my favorite colour of paint

lmao apparently bars open at 5am for the can-usa game tomorrow

the horse has been dead for three years, but i swear it just blinked

boy who is horny for ten million dollars

any room can be a rage room if you put me in there with my father

i exist solely to produce value for shareholders

boy who is horny for ten million smooches

boy who gets sentimental about the scented ghost busters condom an fwb gave him

boy who really likes dick inside him

boy who wants to get nasty with it

boy who wants to rail the boy in his bed into his bed

if a witch were trying to fatten me up to cook me into a soup i would be so easy

woke up and immediately whoring it down

rancid egg farts

boy who wants to go back to his warm bed and the boy laying in it

is it masturbation if you’re not in your own body?

the more i learn about bethesda, the more i wonder how the hell they managed to publish anything

don’t kill yourself thursday take five

three months sober from italitans, guys

if you stay hard, you can’t get hard. stay bricked, gentlemen

outraged.

who the fuck even needs ai in a fucking LAMP

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

telling my coworkers i’m proud of them when they fix smthg bc my dad never did that for me

my roommate’s dog *only* ate one of my shoes and is telling me to get over it bc i can ‘still wear the other one’

ratatouille is not special. grab the hair of any white boy and SEE what happens

energy drinks are to vapes what coffee is to cigarettes

growing up being an unwanted guest in your own home really does a ringer on a child’s mind

ultrareligious daughter to gay thot son

breaking news: if you are gay and 32, that means you’re gay!! (and on the brink of death) gayyyyy

how would you know that beer tastes like piss if you’re not drinking piss, cowboy

going to bed instead of being awake

feeling sad about idk what

2026 gonna be the year i suck a dick for sure (no hetero)

haven’t been fucked in 3 days. i can feel my virginity returning

…so the blizzard came

fuck soup all my homies hate soup

you got a dead horse to beat? girl i work part time at the glue factory

i swear to fucking god if we get a blizzard tonight i’m going to be fucking strangling a bitch bc what do you meannnnn winter isn’t over yet