Alright so between real life getting really weird cool and difficult all at the same time I'm going to not elaborate any further and take a break, not 'leaving' but I also am for the better, not particularly bad time here just need my focus elsewhere hmu elsewhere if you wanna talk sometime

i'm so #gleeby im #sleepymaxxing ∩――――∩ || ∧ ﾍ　 || || (* ´ ｰ`) ZZzz |ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼ (　ノ　　⌒ ヽ ＼ ＼　　||￣￣￣￣￣|| 　 ＼,ﾉ|| goobnight

Basically Lord Piss Is Correct And Anyone Bringing Up Past Horrors In Order To Downplay Current Ones Is A Heartless Coward Who Cannot Confront Reality

signing out for a while find myself on bsky all day and want off for a while okay see you around

I saw someone with a star trek shirt on and had the urge to make a star wars joke but they already seemed down on their luck so I saved it for this antijoke here

OOH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THEY’D WEAR

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit finally good art thank you sam

I am opening a restaurant for carnivores called Meat Gala.

Also, this will never be topped so no-one should even try

I don't draft anything or care about posts but I'm laughing at this one for the next few days because I didn't know until like 10 minutes ago and I don't really care outside this bit thank you for your valuable attention to this very important matter, I release you. 🪄

fucking compromisable

opening my funeral with pyro and the intro to Blind by Korn. when “are you reaaady??” hits my body comes flying out of the casket and over the crowd on a zipline, limbs flopping, strobes going crazy. people are crying, puking, and seizing in the aisles. i am loved and remembered

met gala no I haven't met anyone by that name

TRIAL BY COMBAT, MOTHERFUCKER "I ... I ... I just brushed against you getting into the elevator." EN GARDE, BUTTLOAF

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

no

Om Mani Padme Hum

fucking comprehensibility

Shall I compare thee to a tummy ache?

Hiyaw

My favorite part of subscribing to stuff is only being able to afford it for a month or so before I start seeing my card get declined

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

Whenever I’m tempted by rage bait, I overcome by telling myself, “Butt fart. Fart from butt.“

Good morning! May the 2th be with you!

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The Magpies are really doing things out there.

Because holy shit i will have the admission of I have had " you get me Claude. " moments, then I was like wait ✋️ I'm getting honeypotted 🍯 this mfer is honeydicking me RN 🍯 🍆 , so remember that, because that's what's happening, don't get smoothed over by some NLP PUA bot, you're better than that.

Everyone please stop thinking that the intelligent database is your lover and makeout with the closest mirror instead ( because that is what I see, people falling in love with a crude reflection of themselves *in cases of anthropomorphic chatbotting ) Signed - I give some kind of shits

You had my attention at " the biologist dedicated to tackling human "

This guy @badposter.lol offers a valuable online service, we haven't figured out what it is, or what makes it valuable, however we can prove for a fact that he does provide an online service.

One of you gorgeous souls asked me to strip down my old planetarium and make one purely for constellations. Cool! So: that is literally all that this does. It’s still real data! There 41,000 stars in there, and you’re at the location of earth, but it’s super minimalist. Click on the constellations!

Starting in three minutes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

30-50 wild hogs in YOUR neighborhood

:3

when the film has a line about a vampire's time that's a morbius

Moonlore

FREE WILLY? MORE LIKE FAKE WILLY! BAZINGA!

The matrix: Revolutions (2003)

this website is doing better/worse/better than ever, just not for any of the reasons most of any of the users or devs think

Intersectional Shadow the Hedgehog can still happen if people want it bad enough

Yes, timecubes exist to satisfy a trekkie mindset.

Back when I had my old Twitter account, I spent January of 2017 challenging myself to draw every one of David Bowie's album covers as accurately as I could, in only 60 seconds, using only the black pencil tool in MS Paint. The following thread is the results of this challenge.