a lot of sin in food these days, they claim sin free, but sin keeps rising, loafs of sin, kegs of sin, sin just for the sake of umami flavor, you name it most food that isn't self prepared from scratch specifically sin free, just might have some sin in it

*takes a long drink from my can of pedigree brand choice cuts in gravy*

hell yeah

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' yeah that's the guy that doesn't react when the dog barks from the neighbor's fence, yeah I think they're a robot... ' ' HEEEEEEEY MY BROTHER SAID HE LIKES YOOOOOOU HEEEEEEEY CAN YOU HEAR ME HEEEEEEEEEEY '

💊

ideel

my nervous system is like a swarm of electric eels fighting a tangle of server farm cables. which isn't exactly ideal eel enrichment

what's wrong, babe? you haven't stopped hitting your panic button for 6 years

sean connery bong shop called sean's bongery

🦧: good day! cashier: hello 🦧: i would like to purchase one banana from this establishment, please. no need to bag it. i’ll take mine to go cashier: yeah 🦧: my friend, you seem unenthused? cashier: just a long day, i suppose 🦧: would you to share banana? cashier: really? 🦧: mhmm banana split

It’s called long in the butt. You know, long in the butt. When your butt is long. Like when you have a long butt.

I AM AUTISM I AM AWARE AND THIS IS REALLY GIVING ME TOO MUCH VISUAL OVERSTIMULATION I NEED TO FOCUS ON THE ROAD PLEASE

i am no longer mentally ill. there’s nothing wrong with me. i’m fine

" Actually you know what, what if we had a bunch of ICE agents not mask up, pretend they are friendly, and then stand around looking like jackasses with their thumbs in their butts, yeah that was my idea, I'm a genius you could say. "

Juxtaposition.

what the fuck is this super troopers but reality bull shit I'm losing sanity points guys

I'd sooner use local ai to create my own games, and just play idk the bajillion cool non aislop games already out including most of which are free or easily acquirable, me and all my homies hate blizzard anyways ( the devs and teams involved in that company are notoriously awful )

country music is cool if you want a raccoon to leave a pack of 6, after a hard day's work in the day

Yesterday Jimmy and I joined a witness to do a field investigation of a strange incident that happened a few months ago. A metallic sphere seemingly landing on a field. #ufosky

sold an old phone, took the entire day, but did it, fuck yes, figured since no money is coming in right now I had to do something, and I did it, yeah, thats right gonna survive the week till we get paid and I did that, yeah I did that, yeaaaaaaahhhh *enjoys the weed I bought*

make america goiter again was always the real goal of maga, ok this is another drop and go,I'm prob just gonna drop and go on this here website, exploring around is bad for my health, unlike the iodized salt that we take for granted sometimes, thank iodized salt today.

Heya 👋 I'm struggling, no big deal, maybe, trying to get weed and food, doing all I can right now to improve my own situation, bummed out, hopeful, depressed ? Idk maybe all the above and more, I am multitudes or platitudes or whatever Share-if-ya-want; goal 0/30ish

gonna try to recover from being in my own head, cya around bsky

good things are still on the way, I'm just impatient and getting weird a lot more lately because of stuff outside my control

Bsky, the bad faith argument platform, making a good point? Leaving a fairly innocuous comment or reply? Uh oh you fucked up! Here come a bunch of online know it alls and bullies to use you as a punching bag!

Whoa

Send help for regular joints please 🙏 my family is dying from lack of joints to the dome and bunk edibles

Saturday night buzzkill, Edibles by Stephen King, on sale now at any place that makes you feel a deep sense of melancholy.

it was an emergency edible so it had been sitting so maybe it also transformed into cbz or some nonsense from chilling too long because now I have some weird feelings of impending doom and like no energy and a deep sadness but otherwise 'sober', can't recommend, Saturday night buzz kill strain.

Hey taking advice on how to not be so bummed out by running out of weed that I immediately spiral into depression (sincere)

It's the top searched type of porn, very niche, you may have never heard of it?

My based son Pliny the Elder drinks his mercury through a funny straw & I don’t even have to ask twice if his humors are balanced, you just know with a kid like that

I don’t know much about polyamory except that it can be very difficult to achieve in an analog synthesizer

this lasagna goblin always up to some shenanigans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

The four stages of realizing you are Autistic ...

I took an edible 4 hours ago and it's just now hitting me, whaaaat

this is gonna go for way more than it's worth but I had one of these for like a week, paid 1k for it, didn't like it ( I bought a lemon obviously), sold it for 1.5k, still miss it

if you wanna watch 12 1/2 min of out of context clips of me being okay-ish/clutch at PUBG you can > youtu.be/McWmTfIdncI

i dont listen to music i just hold my hand over a cd or record and i understand

when I finally post my highlight clips of pubg that will have the e-sports offers a rolling in ( I have maladaptive daydreaming hbu? ) I'm gonna quit playing pubg

i'm not stupid! i am not violent i am a bad boy, tough guy

Many such cases. :/

Wait, where have I seen this graphic before? ( I do think it's cool. I am not making fun of it. More the correlation )

shout out to specifically anyone who's eaten an entire sleeve ( or more ) of some ritz style crackers

It is my 18th birthday. The president is sending troops to Iraq. It is my 41st birthday. The president is send troops to Iran.