Presented without comment. BONUS HOLE

what if we were gay and also ferrets?

want a piece of my chocolate bar?

I bought a "cheap" synthesizer; I'm experiencing various waves of gendernuerodivergeaforia both positive and negative, but mostly positive all my synths have been virtual up until this point; took a long time to have or come up with funds to feel OK to get myself something I've wanted for 10+ years

tardigrade

Please consider not saying anything anymore

I got the Steamboat Willie disease that makes me move around rhythmically in the background of a scene while the main character is doing something else

Should never have smoked that shit that gives you the Steamboat Willie disease

As always

MOTHER-FUCKING STAR-LEAVES!

my mom is innovating in the ppe space

im sorry audge, i think this will help:

sext: i bought you extra potstickers so you can have some tomorrow, too

Gaslighting is inherently furry.

Human design flaw. Non removable eyeballs - for when you have a migraine and need pressure relief.

This should be the new gps pin for things

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kind of looking for 18-21+ people to hang out with in person in the phoenix area (im in the northern area) let me know, I do weed, only would be cool if you are queer and/or ally shaped, idk we can chat/dm then meet somewhere public and make sure we’re not mismatch insane at the mall or something.

fucking coverups

It’s been under a hundred degrees today and it’s felt so nice (inside), nah I mean forreal though, it’s been 103-113 for like 3 weeks, you start to notice a single degree difference more

I used to think they were called Godstoppers and I believed they could stop god

Woman with the Psuedo-penis of a hyena

proof of relative alive being, we moved into our own apartment 10 days ago we planned to take a week but got moved in a day, been fucking wiped out, waking Up from a 5 hour nap feeling slightly more awake and slightly less sore than the past uhhhh month or two.

some people shrimply can't be reasoned with

Homuncular inspo album

i wanna swing from the chandelure

Oh holy shit rip Oliver Tree ; _ ;

23 going on 63, this happened down the way from where I grew up, about an hour out, at a hotel I’m aware of and have driven past, they say no motive but I’m gonna guess the two victims were bullying him about looking like an old man

Has anyone even tried to use google as a search engine in the past few years? I haven’t but I saw someone trying, trying being the keyword to use it like a search engine and it was all one big google AI advertisement with wrong sized ui/ux/content, it reminded me of when yahoo started to suck

almost every corpo and or gig work job is now ‘ai’ powered, indeed, almost every business now uses ‘ai’ at some stage of their work, it’s become a term that means ‘ we use computer ‘ unlike the past 50 or so years of computers being computers now the computers are people and the people are computers

Usually we only get 1-2 eat out a months, gotta get those eat out numbers up, any takers?

Opened up the month with more money than I usually have which isn’t much by the way, we are 11 days in and I’m almost out, what the fuck inflation, it makes sense though I had been holding back on buying a few non need things for like 10 years.

Holy shit if I could just not wake up at the crack of dawn regardless of when I goto bed that would be nice, I keep getting up way too early then crashing around 2-3pm, not a fan would prefer to sleep in and not crash at all actually, also have been physically+mentally dragging ass for 17ish days

Sean William Scott‘s Mc Hotty Totties

He's doing it. The insane bastard is really doing it. He's posting through it.

Life has been busy and hot, however lined with silver and ripe with thought.

Hello blender I missed you ( blender the 3D program not the appliance )

fucking continuations

I’m not AMAB I’m AMIB: assigned to the Men In Black

Breeze into a slim jimmy

I don't usually see commercials but the eczema rx ad where I think the guy flips out a comb 'switchblade' and starts scraping his fucking arm with it is a bit much right? I did see that, what the fuck

Not wonderful but like a more normal amount of being sick now, but like ow my nose stings

Frottage 🌭 cheese 🧀