I subscribe to only one very particular variant of the “great man of history” theory

They can't dislodge the Fatberg from the sewers because every operative they send down there senses a deep peace when they approach it... an alien wisdom but not ancient, a modern cthonic. Leviathans in the earth.

my wife and I watched a single episode of Keys To The VIP last night and it was such a psychedelically unpleasant experience that I feel something has given way inside me and today I’m having only positive social interactions

There’s a furry convention a block over from the pottery studio this weekend and I’m just sitting here throwing and watching people in fursuits flounce by

Had a very touching moment of gratitude with the instructor who taught my introductory pottery class six months ago. it was really nice to let him know how much his instruction and encouragement have led to positive things in my life recently

Have we missed the referendum deadline?

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Small pourer with underglazes and transparent Midnight Blue glaze. ❤️ #handbuiltceramics #handbuiltpottery #handbuilt #creamer

Snail helm is go

You guys wanna see an omen that just happened

Trust this device? Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?

Seems like this Wordpress plugin may be impacted by the X outage

I find it necessary these days to affirm the obvious because the descent into fascism is mostly a continuous, not discrete, process so here it goes: these are internal checkpoints by secret police for what is routine freedom of movement.

I learn so much online

Last night I had a dream where a guy was mean to me for smelling like weed, and then later said he had to leave to go sand his dick

Lawrence Weiner, WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, 1988 https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1078537

Kaleidoslopic, like infinitely refracting slop. That’s a word I’d try to get going if I were in the rants & screeds business

It’s time folks. We’re ready for the vibe shift 13monthswith28days.org

Got bit by the tick that makes you allergic to the beach that makes you old

Custom T-shirt that uses 5 different fonts to say “don’t mess with a man who was born in April & got bit by the tick that makes me allergic to BULLSHIT”

Forget it Jake. It’s Chinatown

The QR code idea is making me crazy. Just from an information theory perspective it’s “we won’t broadcast our identities, you have to digitally inquire (and thus leave a record of your inquiry).” And thats the best case, assuming they dont just throw some Palantir shit on there that roots your phone

They should let me have the aux at the pottery studio

If you listen to one thing today it could be this

Walking to the store when I doubled-over from a sudden sharp pain in my abdomen. At the same moment, an immense bird-of-prey descended on me. Snap of talon. Rage of feathers. In moments it was away and in its beak, wriggling like a worm, was my furiously engorged appendix. Dr. Falcon strikes again.

Thinking about how cold all the dolphins must be, crying as I dump my medication into the ocean

Excited to announce I’ve closed a seed round on my new app startup RSPTN, which provides gig-worker scheming viziers on a per-scheme basis.

Much to consider

i love photos of camera stores it's always so funny to me cause even if they are great i feel like they are always borne of like "fuck i have one shot left on this roll might as well finish it" or "just got a new camera let's test it out"

How many “lightswitches of indeterminate function” are in your house? We’ve got at least 3

Question for @emilameal.bsky.social - would it be bad/gauche to put a bronze(?) like this outside? Like would it rapidly be damaged by weather? It’s on a granite base

When I was your age it was called a dollar menu and when you bought pills from someone on the street you could just take them and not die

Startup guys once again validating my theory of combinatory slop and cultural stagnation!!

A mom in my rapid responder group is using the hashtag redwineandblue Just a data point I found interesting

They don’t look like much yet but I glazed 4 pieces in green celadon with fern & monstera leaf sticker resists, hoping the details come out and don’t all run together, well find out in a few days

Is there something happening

RIP Bob

Running around the yard with my head stuck in a watering can. The neighbor kids are bouncing on their trampoline and calling me chopped every time they appear above the fence.

Really good jazz-based dnb show on NTS right now www.nts.live/shows/spaceb...

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

What if I made a porcelain faceplate for my dj mixer. Maybe convert the faders to rotary at the same time

if i stand outside in the dark i can hear the cows breathing

re. the shifting location of the avant-garde: in the 1970s it was relatively cheap to put a bunch of stuff in a room and relatively expensive to disseminate a text very widely. it is now precisely the other way around

My wife is still home sick which means I get sent photos like this all day long

I’m gonna make Paul Newman jealous with my new salad dressing that smells like a used model rocket engine

Got some new laundry soap that smells great but I think it might just be Iso E Super

The reason I take a contrary stance from the common knowledge and scientific construction on disinfo, conspiracism, fascist participation, deepfakes, etc is I believe the influencing mechanism to collective fantasism isn’t convincing people of false facts; it’s enchanting them to suspend disbelief.

Heading out to my local Rapid Response Network press conference on yesterdays shooting, now is a great time to find out if your community has one & get involved

My wife’s had Covid all week so I’ve been sleeping on the couch, haven’t slept in my own bed since before the new years wedding, like a week and a half. So I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised to finally wake up in awful back pain

smoking cigarettes in the parking lot at valhalla