Climbing out of my enclosure to chew on some wires, anybody want anything while I’m out?

I went in to get a lobotomy but when the doctor came in he was hunkin it dumb boy style

I love to fight with the more esoteric sections of Excel (in this case 3D Maps) for several hours only to be told “oh don’t worry about being so precise with that data, I already made up something plausible and submitted it”

Real biting-on-tinfoil type of vibes today, seems to happen a lot lately

Nine Bridges Country Club-Clubhouse / Shigeru Ban Architects

I asked my good friend (single, not currently employed) “hey can you come uptown and help me move a piece of furniture? it’ll take us 2 minutes, then ill buy you dinner” and he said “yeah but no dinner. I want to eat before I get on a train” ??

sea shells seem like they should be worth money. but they're actually worth fuck all. this is an example of "economics"

I apologize for when I was less enlightened (yesterday).

Man at airport wearing a giant shirt that says DAD’S MONEY, UNCLE’S TIME. The human mind is an endless labyrinth

Haha 2008 was 17 years ago I’m gonna kms

I almost crashed my car listening to this episode of the podcast, tom and demi are so funny

I hate da freakin mayor! This guy is eventually gonna slime his way to a senate seat or something, I can feel it

HR wants to have another “chat” about my aura

Un fucking believable that I have to go to work every day

NEW ESSAY — “Magic by Return of Post: How Mail Order Delivered the Occult”, in which Allan Johnson investigates the forgotten history and (still living) world of mail-order magic.— publicdomainreview.org/essay/magic-...

If the zoomers ever learn about smoking cigarettes while driving cars we’re fucked

we are going to win

I hereby declare that I do not consent to the staff of Palantir reading my posts by the water cooler and giggling about them with their cute new coworker. I do not consent to being tracked, even if your new coworker gets so close you can smell their perfume when entering my name into the search bar.

I will never call a phone number before digging a hole. Way easier to just dig and find out what’s down there

On the broken-image website, the textposter is king

Just heard a report of a tornado in Madera, in the Central Valley of CA

(licking the edge of a scimitar as I rotate the point-of-sale iPad to face you) it’s just gonna ask you a question real quick

I think I’ve successfully blocked all the accounts that are just like “this is the local clocktower, it posts BONG BONG BONG every hour”

SOLO / NODE knuckle tats

Bumper sticker “I’d rather be trapped in a time crystal”

bruh

just absurd, spectacular work here

Giving up on a dream feels like 45% as good as achieving one. Like yeah it’s failing, but it’s not nothing

Remembering the brief moment in my life when I was saving the numbers for taxi companies in my phone contacts. What a time

Impeller. 1/1 Variable Edition. Archival ink on paper. Coded in Processing. Pen plotted on Axidraw. #parametric #genart #generative #inkonpaper #codeart

A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never be congratulated for running a half-marathon

If you wish to be a tiger, simply remove all the parts of you which are not tiger parts

Trading in my self-delusions for some better ones. a bit more grandiose

Motel that has “the clapper” on all the lights but you can hear through the walls so everyone’s turning each others lights on and off all night

The woke 2 new deal

This one came out pretty good

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If you could be compressed and extruded into one of the many extruded products which enrich our lives, which product would you want to be extruded into?

This weekends lil project (cardboard mountain dulcimer from Folkcraft)

Actually have been waiting for a piece like this about Oakland’s sideshows for quite some time. Got to give it up to @oaklandreviewofbooks.org on this. www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/sideshow-his...

Do you think i could fix my tmj by stopping eating. Or perhaps switching to a diet of muscle relaxers

I wonder how much caffeine is in the espresso toffee I’ve been eating for the last 3 hours

Didn’t do too great in the studio today but I did get these salt and pepper shakers onto the drying rack

Making small talk and saying “Ah yeah a buddy of mine merged with the machine” when someone mentions AI

Getting old is about putting away childish things and picking up different childish things that are also expensive

Banger of a thread

new sport called trustball where your teammates can betray you

Hanging out at the pottery studio, me and the other Adult Learners gassing each other up about our wonky vessels

wavy-lined heterocampa #teammoth