I really just don't think we should put pedophiles in charge anymore

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, blanket flowers, cucumber, desert chicory, and smooth cats ear

We are torturing over 60,000 people simply because they were not born here, and that seems like something more important to cover than Mrs Bezos" happiness.

Guess what? . . . Titmouse butt

Getting tutored

Houston area folks: have no plans for next Tuesday? Why not go to this amazing dinner to benefit I'll Have What She's Having, and help buy health care for Houston area food and beverage workers. Illhavewhatsheshaving.org

I get a little sad when I want to give someone a nice little compliment on here but they restrict replies to mutuals. 😢

If your police department can only comply with 25% of a court order, they should only get 25% of their funding

The worst of the worst. Turns out that’s ICE.

Another thing doordash grandma, and possibly you, should know is that the IRS has set up special teams to go after people who incorrectly claim the tip deduction or the overtime deduction that are new this year. Because it 100% sounds like she calculated it wrong.

McLovin is helping me study my Japanese vocabulary.

✂️🥜 tomorrow

My husband just made a friend at the metal recycling place 😭

Spending some quality time with our stabbiest barn cat

Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, bamboo, Indian blanket flower, coreopsis, crimson clover, and desert chicory

Sometimes I just go look at temu for free entertainment. Here's what I found today

The generation that has the most money is always the generation that sucks. A little redistributing could go a long way 🤷🏻‍♀️

Walkies!

Let's just do it and be legends!

They should invent a cauliflower that doesn't smell like that when you cook it

One of these boys is very very good. The other one is less very good.

Looks like I have to find myself a general surgeon. Love a medical system that makes you go on a treasure hunt for a good doctor that takes your insurance. Best system in the world.

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, romaine, pansy, clover, violet, and dewberry

Dr. Christ, Medicine Man -- only on CBS

It's Tug o'clock!

I'm obviously not going to read this garbage, but I will say that happy people don't do that to their faces

SIXTY THOUSAND. Imprisoned for the crime of not being white, mostly.

It's the 7th month of the US bombing random ships in Latin American waters they claim are drug smugglers (reminder that two survivors who were rescued were repatriated, not charged), and the death toll is 150+, and it barely gets discussed.

Pope Leo takes a chair across from Donald Trump, turns it around and sits on it backwards, leaning over with his hands on it's back to quietly say, "Can I tell you about someone else who was weak on crime?"

THEY'RE GOING TO VERIFY JERRY

Flipping around on my teevee to find pictures of people dancing in the streets and I see that Fox News is trying to stir up the mob against *minimum wage increases* and I'm now wondering whether Dems can get to 60 in the Senate in this cycle.

Orbán turns out to be more of a democrat than the U.S. president and a nontrivial number of GOP candidates.

omg stahhhhp

I am not going to enter the specific discourse, but from the outside I'll say I really don't like watching pile ons of normies. Those doing it do not actually look better people than the person they are piling on.

Someone found a cockroach.

And this is why they make you feel something. AI could never.

I'm going to need boomers to take some internet literacy training. These are clearly fake photos and there are tens of thousands of likes and thousands of shares. 😐

This country would be in such better shape he never left the golf course

My geese just had gay sex in a puddle in front of the bar.

Perfect. They should definitely eat dicks.

Asistant to the bartender

Wait. More than one woman has had sex with Ted Cruz? On purpose??

This could be you. (Thank you😘)

This machine kills fascists

Y'all already know about my pancreatic cancer plan. This would be a good use.

I'm eating some granola that proudly exclaimed, "vegan!" on the package and I'm quite certain I've never encountered a non-vegan granola in my life.

New jellyfish just dropped

Looking forward to the blindness spike

Just between us, do you really think there are unaccounted for Iranian mines out there or are they just having a good time pretending so?

Good mama. 🥹