He's just here to stop, collaborate and listen

Currently playing a fun game called, "Will our Japanese house be destroyed by a typhoon before we ever get to live in it?"

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.

Sell me a new 4Runner for $10k, you cowards

Ohhh, baby learned to get his own food 🥹

I love when I'm reading a great skeet and get ready to hit the little heart and realize I already did that nearly a year ago. This banger is still solid.

I would take this a step further, and say that they literally *have* to demonize Talarico as being gay or effeminate or whatever, because the project is white Christian male supremacy and he fits that bill otherwise.

the least masculine thing a man can do is judge another mans masculinity

There were signs

New Jersey State Police set up an LED sign down the road that says “PROTEST PEACEFULLY” and then launched teargas at people for…standing in the road.

It would be awesome if his thunderdome collapsed on him on his birthday

I guess it's summer 😐

I don't know, man. This seems like a people problem, not a bad dog. @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?

He's practicing for the set he's going to have to do at the Freedom 250 celebration because the guy who played Julie's cousin on that one episode of Love Boat dropped out

My elephant ears are really loving all the rain we've had. Elderly dog for scale.

happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia

BREAKING: Emmet Otter's Jug Band has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

I hope the UFC fighters back out next, and they have to make cabinet members fight

Remember when we just used social media to share pictures of what we were eating? I made sesame peanut noodles tonight.

‼️Look at this insanely perfect shot my husband just captured with his phone. We're both very sad he didn't have a real camera, but this is still amazing.

omg 🥹😭

Ooof. So much to pick apart here, but let's start with don't fucking answer scientific and/or gotcha questions about sex or gender. That's not your job. Just say, "All I know for sure is that all people, no matter their sex, sexuality or gender, deserve equal rights."

One of the red-bellied woodpecker fledglings has found the bird feeder. 🥹

Freedom 250 is now going to be seven nights of Rob Schneider

Maybe they can get Nicki Minaj to replace Milli Vanilli 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, pumpkin leaf, pumpkin blossom, squash, hibiscus, and rose

These guys do not miss McLovin at all. 😅

republicans love to put children in concentration camps and then act irreparably violated when a democrat says “fuck”

FWIW, I don't think they were lied to. They were told these were not political events, but concerts for the people of DC for the 250. But the problem with a personalist regime is that ultimately everything is about that guy.

Really good (frustrating) article, but this is a standout: "A state cannot, for example, ban private detention contracts specifically for federal immigration purposes while continuing to use private contractors for its own incarceration needs" It's time for all for-profit detention to go.

What in the a.i.?

👏🏻That's not what defensive means👏🏻

I already have a drawer full of T-shirts for candidates that ultimately didn't win, so I'm just going to get a t-shirt that says "potato, egg and cheese" and play this safe

Despite hoping to sell everything and emigrate in the next couple years, I have bought a new piece of furniture solely to hold the bird food in our front hallway. It's a sickness. (Capitalism or bird watching, take your pick.)

Today in Jeremy's salad: Giant pumpkin leaf, hibiscus, bamboo, and rose

I keep getting texts for some other Lisa Seger, who apparently inherited a property from a dead relative. I went to google just how many Lisa Segers are out there, and there are a bunch. But I started laughing really hard when I found this that was about me.

For America's 250th birthday, you can add up the ages of any four scheduled performers and get 250. It's genius!

And, like, we already know that, y'all. Because with the exception of Minnesotans, most Blue State folks don't really spend much time fighting for stuff.

I'm sorry, what??

Jeremy's brethren doing the lord's work

Off to a great start, imho

I cut one of his nails too short😭

Talarico should respond o this nonsense with, "If Paxton's numerous securities frauds man he can afford to eat meat at every meal, good for him, I guess. Like many other Texans right now, however, I'm trying to negotiate record high food prices with my stagnated salary."

I switched my browser to the a.i. free duck duck go, and then realized it doesn't allow voice prompts, eliminating my primary use, which is standing at the clearance plant rack at Lowe's, asking my phone, "Tortoise eat ______?" over and over.

When Democrats regain power, the law must be that government shall make no law infringing on the healthcare decisions made between a doctor and a consenting patient. Phrase that shit just like the first amendment.

Article aside -- what the fuck with these women??

Waking up to more good news. Good job, Houston.

If Paxton wins the general, and joins Cruz in Washington, our best hope is that the other senators band together to kick Texas out of the union.

I'm so glad. I wish Representative Green a pleasant and productive retirement. He had earned it. Onward

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin