We drank in corn fields 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm not freaked out by the thought of explosive diarrhea enough to stop eating fresh produce, but I am freaked out about having it on a 14 hour flight just enough to just enough to wash my bagged salads. Salad spinner acquired.

It's been three days...is Mitch McConnell alive again?

More death in ICE custody. Jesus Manuel Arenas-Silva, a 45-year-old died in ICE custody July 13 while being transferred between detention facilities in Georgia. www.ice.gov/news/release... cc @radleybalko.bsky.social

So you're telling me that abolishing HPD is possible?

Spain would do their own thing, but closing all the shops at peak convenient shopping time is not something you can do in the middle of every game

I have eaten bagged salad and fresh fruit since this whole poopocalypse started and will probably continue to do so. On the one hand, they say it won't kill you, and I can still stand to lose a few more pounds. But on the other hand, I have a 14-hour flight coming up in a couple weeks.

Fucking hell.

Pausa de hidratación

I love that the comments are 99% "Grab a stool?!" and 1% "regular diarrhea??"

This is just racism.

Uh oh

Our closest flood gauge is telling us to build an ark 😐

Reminder this is today:

Merely abolishing ICE is the moderate, restrained position. The moral position is prosecutions, a truth commission, and fundamental constitutional reform so a rogue court run by extremists can never again approve secret police death saques occupying our cities.

That's... Not what bananas look like

I don't do this often, but wet kitten food is expensive, so I'm putting our foster wishlist back out there for anyone who would like to send some food our way! Sorry it's on Amazon, it would be nice if Chewy or Petco would offer this service. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

I have not shared one of my desperation cocktails in a while. Tonight I mashed several chunks of watermelon and threw them in a glass and topped with a shot of tequila and some natural peach soda. Not bad.

Enough. Voters do not need to be enthusiastic. That is not a thing. They just need to vote. Corn cob on voter enthusiasm.

I've already stated my position that firing your weapon, for any reason, should be the end of your LEO career. Thanks for serving. I think going after the wrong person on a warrant should be the same result. Did both? Automatic prosecution for negligent homicide at minimum.

Looking good!

Y'all. This is not new or unusual. You're just 38. It's just that this guy very notably did not have a wife.

ICE will continue murdering people until they are abolished.

I hate that this happened. But I do love that it happened in children's chairs, because this particular podcaster seems to live in his mom's attic instead of his mom's basement. And the chair is the right size for Fuentes. It's good to remember he's a tiny little nazi that you could easily take.

As long as we're talking about things that were not on our bingo cards, checking the latest feral cat for screw worms in his fighting wounds is pretty high up there. He's fine.

Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, hibiscus, squash blossom, rose, and violet

Honestly, I think that starting today, we can all stop talking about him forever. Flush that turd and don't look back.

"There is a disturbance in the force". --Me, every time I get a little rumbly in my tumbly

Authorities say ICE shot and killed a person this morning in Maine. www.wmtw.com/article/signific...

I can't believe it's been 11 years. This event changed so much of the trajectory of my life. We're still doing the work, Sandra. I'm sorry it's taking so long.

Kind of weird that his proof of life today made no mention of the death of his friend and colleague.

I apologize for being that person, but what is happening here?

Temu is trying to get us again

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Any Democrat with something nice to say about Lindsey Graham today needs to be primaried the first possible opportunity. Saying nothing is always an option.

Who can forget the way he wrapped his suit jacket around his head and and face and squealed, "Oh no," in order to get us all to laugh about the necessity of attacking a girls school in Tehran? Good times. We'll all miss his hilarious blood lust.

Checking in on our Mitch McConnell live cam:

If you come to The Beer Garden today and say the code, DING DONG, we will give you 15% off your total bill. 🍻

For the record, you can all party and say mean things when I die. I don't think I will have earned it, but what will I care?

Lindsey Graham comes to a realization at the end of his 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.

Duck and cover!

Hope it was the diarrhea lettuce

It's just one of those special days that the West Coast people miss out on until we're all tired already 🥹💗

Awoke to the news of another national gender-neutral bathroom under construction. God bless America.

People grieve in different ways, but on my timeline this morning, I am only seeing one particularly funny way.

setting aside all of our dead mitch jokes to shit on graham is the america I love

two percent of united states senators are currently dead. check on your senator today!

This is the first thing I saw waking up today 🤣🤣 This is gonna be a good week!