I'm just sitting in a hammock with a cat, listening to birds. 10/10. Would recommend

Would you like to see a big fella eat his lunch?

Would you like to watch a little fella eat his lunch?

Did you know you could just sprinkle some furikake on an avocado and eat it with a spoon and no one can stop you? It's true.

There was a slight delay in the new foster dog acquisition, but Coco will be here tomorrow.

Not only not subscribing, not clicking. I know I'm missing some things I would like to read, but 🤷🏻‍♀️

WWJCAM?

He should give me half of his money, and I will kick him in the nuts until he gets happy again.

This should be front page news. There should be hearings about it.

Two days in a row 💪🏻

Sharing this print I came across on IG that I thought y'all might like

I don't know, man... Maybe it's me, but I don't think "owning the libs" is a solid, viable governing philosophy.

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

"I hear your mother went missing in Pima County. I won Pima County three times. Very strongly."

As a reformed member of the Greeting Card Industrial Complex, I am - once again - ignoring it.

Of course it was 88.

((stares in dairy farmer))

We are going to have to march all these people into the ocean.

Voting in the TX primary election starts SOON (Feb 17!!!!) and MANY voters are going to show up & find out they're suddenly in a different congressional district (because Republicans just redrew the district maps) If you're a TX voter, you NEED to check your address 🧵

I'm easy to spot in the Costco parking lot

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Intervention in genetic selection is how we ended up turning wolves into shivering, angry Chihuahuas. Have we not learned our lessons?

If recent events have led you to a position of abolish ICE, abolish DHS, abolish prisons, abolish the police or any combination of the above, welcome. We are genuinely glad to have you here, and hope you will stay.

They say older white women are flocking to see Melania and I say, good. It's a rare case of people getting what they deserve.

Homgry

EVERYONE DESERVES A SOCIALIST MAYOR

Hey want to help the whistle goblins I print with make more whistles? There are approximately eleventy-billion wishlists here with filament begging to be bought and turned into whistles to deploy to across the country. Buy some filament and help the cause: linktr.ee/WhistleWishl...

Thinking about taking up gambling, will Polymarket let you bet on whether or not Trump will poop his pants in less than 30 minutes in a presser again?

I went to check on the babies, who are spending their first day in their outdoor digs. Was hoping they would find the dogloo when they got sleepy, and folks?

I resisted getting drawn into the Stancil discourse today. Please clap.

I told Lefty the ICE will have body cams now

Afternoon greetings from Happy Goaty Funland

I always thought that people who said orchids are easy to grow were the same people who said it onions take 15 minutes to caramelize, but look at this little guy I got as a gift last summer. We're getting at least six new flowers!

I honestly don't ever worry about showing my face. But if you do, Temu can solve this problem for you for under $5

Haitian TPS holders make our country stronger. Quick numbers: ✅ $5.9B annual contribution to the economy nationwide ✅ 22K cooks and servers serving 880K meals daily ✅ 13K nursing assistants serving 65K patients daily

I don't need any more T-shirts. I don't need any more T-shirts. I don't need any more T-shirts.

Husband just texted me that the kids in Magnolia are protesting ICE today. You should know that Magnolia is in Montgomery County, a Trump stronghold, and is about 70% white. The kids are alright.

Really wish that the story about the University of Illinois college republicans bullshit did not use the image as the link card. I am generally not over sensitive, but seeing it so many times in my feed is deeply upsetting to me.

Good morning!

Tribunals now

“Not deeply involved in a teen rape ring for many years” is probably the lowest bar one could possibly set for a President (or any human really) and somehow Trump still can’t clear it.

Y'all!!!!

They're here!!

This classic just came up in my Google memories

We're getting a delivery of baby goats today at about 1:00. IJS

A few thoughts on last night's Tarrant County upset. 1. This is why we have to run in every race 2. This is what we tried to do in 2018, but folks weren't angry enough yet 3. A little money goes a long way in small campaigns. Republicans aren't actually spending in a lot of "safe" districts

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POOR BILLIONAIRES??

I tried the viral Japanese yogurt "cheesecake" recipe and it was better than it had any right to be. If you haven't seen it, you just push a whole bunch of biscoff cookies into a tub of plain Greek yogurt and let it sit a few hours to overnight. (Pro tip: make in a tupperware. No displacement.)