tonight's faggy little bike party fit

all problems can be solved by depleting your body of every bit of energy. no new problems will arise from this either

pariah pfriday

i'm going to be the first us president who knows what speed garage is

found the words “Cloaca Larry” in notes app. idea for a Guy i had i guess

I like running virtual machines on my computer because the computer inside my computer thinks that it's snacking on a floppy disk, but it's like, no you dumb idiot, that's just some file on my real computer.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

met this chocolate covered protein bar wanter named luna today

today's faggy little biking fit 🚲

skeletons can only give little dry bites. a wet bite is not from a skeleton.

prostate? no, I'm an anarchist

it's not illegal to make popcorn and put a few spoons of chili crisp on it, they can't arrest you for it

32 mile out and back ride today! started in downtown SF, went west along the waterfront, across the golden gate, and through sausalito to where richardson bay starts in mill valley (and back)

by far the most elevation i've done on this bike so far leg hurt

somehow climbing hills on foot muscles don't translate at all to climbing hills on a bike muscles. because of woke.

angry crying! at the kaiser permanente pharmacy phone call

that thing where i am interacting with a certain type of peppy neurotypical person and i can tell they're interpreted my Autistic Demeanor as meekness and start talking to me like i'm a puppy

it's always the ukraine flag pfps

babe wake up the president is anti-christ posting again

will i ever overcome my greatest fear as a cyclist? (having to figure out how the bike rack on the bus works and talk to the driver about it)

Splattering the Pillsbury Doughboy all over my deck with my uncle's 14' potato gun. Little bastard made the hoohoo sound just as he popped. Quite the little showman, i'll give him that. But we dont truck with golems in this house.

Routine (2019) by South African painter, video artist, and filmmaker Thenjiwe Niki Nkosi #womensart

sometimes i see pics of myself from when i was ostensibly a she/her lady woman and audibly gasp

my supposedly "bisexual ally" boyfriend didn't know about jon hamm's bulge and then asked me to look it up like no i will not be doing the work for you fag

I love Bluesky's even mixture of Gen X liberals and furries. Either half is telling stuff to the other half that makes them react like Steve Harvey on Family Feud

the wisdom of dog

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MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

my husband is DEAD I Wish To Remarry BRING ME MORE HUSBANDS I MUST FEED ON HUSBANDS

DON DRAPER: consider the couch. it’s like the bed—but you’re already there

It’s Heater’s birthday!!!! She has received her favorite thing in the world: 3 McDonald’s french fries — 1.5 to eat, 1.5 to bat around the house for the next several days.

i hope white people taco night was a success for you

“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)

Jessie Homer French (American, b. 1940) - Los Angeles Evening (2023)

An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.

hey yall I just found out what Thomas Kinkaide looked like

who's ready to go all in on a 100% accuracy angine de poitrine costume for halloween? we need to get started right away, here, sign this commitment form

game: what's the most annoying take on a pb&j a new expensive gastropub could do? i don't mean a michelin star, molecular gastronomy type deal. spherified jam or whatever. i mean a place that advertises "elevated bar snacks" and has an $18 cocktail that's basically just an old fashioned.

Bweh

Paintings by Thai artist Kitti Narod, 2010s-20s.

Bonus via my dad and stepmom in Texas: Percy is ready to party 🥳

trans as in i need to go back in time so 23 year old buzzcut jack black can physically hurt me

so i've done enough 3d modeling in my life that i've had dreams that took place inside 3d modeling programs or dreams where i had to type in rhino commands to move around bryce3D feels kind of like that

lufthansa will sell you all kinds of fun upcycled shit if you have coin (or frequent flier miles) www.worldshop.eu/en/aviation-...

Just hours before the 2026 #MetGala, hundreds gathered in the Meatpacking District to watch people walk down a different red carpet in custom couture. The "Ball Without Billionaires" - a runway show co-hosted by fashion stylist Gabriella Karefa-Johnson and 'Abbott Elementary' actress Lisa Ann Walter