took that weed that makes you stupid and small and have wings

Bitch look like Leprechaun Frankenstein

weight training is fun because you get to drink a horrible cursed milkshake every day

Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.

I can see headlines about the waymo clusterfuck and read the word "gridlock" properly in my head the first try. it's easy for me

my mother is gendering all the animal ornaments

mr ginkgo

Don’t have to ask me twice!

I see we’re doing terminology discourse. I call myself whatever word makes the cis people in the room least comfortable without making them leave

posting wheat pennies on facebook marketplace with my license and social security card included for scale

west oakland ginkgos are going hard this week

the thing that was just in your hand? check your hand, you might have forgotten you were holding it

thicc grinch can't hurt me but he could fix me

DID MY SHOT AT HOME BY MYSELF! Trans Folks: can I get a Good Girl in the chat? Cis Folks: Can I get some dollars in the GFM below?

Ahlam has been going to dialysis in Gaza this entire time- as you can imagine this is incredibly difficult and she needs to be somewhere better to get treatment. Even a little donation can help towards an evac fund ❤️

when my favorite record store has a sticky note on the album that says "200X IDM" i spend $18, no further questions

tell me obscure 90s/early 00s dance music microgenres I don't know about

the vicks vapoinhaler is for normies. the vicks vape is a crazy style rig

this one small brain think thoughts

Longest night of the year, new moon, earthquake storm, nearly half of sf is without electricity. It’s a night of great power

Rick Steves is a good dude

♥️🖤

brings a boomerang to a noyf foyt

The boys at work caught me making my GI Joes kiss in the truck and now they all want a turn like break time is infinite or something

Oh, youre a puppy girl? and one of your favorite albums is pet sounds?? What next, you gonna tell me your house is shaped like a fire hydrant???

i wish all calaveras fault a very keep shaking just a little bit a bunch of times instead of a lot bit one time

i'll just reuse this post again since it's only a day old

wait I missed the news, who else that sucks became punched in the face?

if you're cold, they're cold-

> invites chaos into my life > invites chaos into my life > invites chaos into my life

Nut Luncheon

there should be good jobs but part time. I have all kinds of skills that allow me to do six-figure office work. but my brain literally can't work 40 hours a week in an office. I can do 20 tops.

He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?

kentucky fried chicken sign, marietta, georgia, 1992

Print means serendipity. Print means chance. Print means stumbling onto something decades later. Print means teh circumvention of censorship. Print means marginalia and pressed flowers and love notes written on the title page. Print means defiance of the algorithm. Print means human.

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

you know who didn't turn up in the epstein photos? grimace

If you crop the bottom text from the toilet rat instruction comic, it gives it a differently weird vibe

moving piles of crap from one room to another (organizing)

hey i got these for you *hands you my problems*

I would encourage people to petition for the USA to ratify the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child. AND for Canada to promote it more. In it, the convention highlights very strongly that children have multiple individual rights and parents have responsibilities.

wow they made old school sony vaios into a car

san ramon again. east bay suburbs being punished for their many land use crimes.

*"earthquake" post as legally mandated by the state of california*

todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails

thank u microsoft onedrive for this memory of when you loaded unity textures into urself even though nobody asked u to do that

leaving this gift before I install insulation for the next person who tears apart this bathroom