normally when it looks like this it's because it's 4 pm and the fog is rolling in with the ocean wind in this case though it's kind of the opposite: the forest is cooking last night's rain and turning it into clouds. you can see it rising up off the trees in real time

WIP! Sole criterion is tracks I've heard multiple people recognize and cheer for when played on a dancefloor. it spans many genres and decades. I'm gonna keep adding to it!

kinda bugs me when they call it "coastal flooding" when half of marin floods in a king tide, makes it sound unexpected. like what did you expect building an on grade highway quite literally 1' from a tidally influenced bay

laterrrr drawdistancecels

What do you do if you suspect your dog of being woke?

*forgetting that I am listening to my pan genre dancefloor bangers playlist I just made* damn, banger after banger!

*stretching to my full 6' on the train to make the fleece vest dipshits standing next to me sad slash assert dominance*

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

The neighbors can’t believe how much yard work I’ve got done today. The HOA is talking about a drug test.

I’m gutted by this decision. So many excellent editors and writers impacted. My column, Disability Visibility is no more as well. Many thanks to Allegra for giving me this amazing opportunity www.teenvogue.com/contributor/...

Hey guys check this out

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker. We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.

there's a gofundme up to help my wonderful partner @mimicinspace.bsky.social pay for his top surgery, which he unfortunately has to cover out of pocket. he's the best so please help if you can or just share the link! gofund.me/34e499d25

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

hey my 3-4 exvangelical followers, want a jumpscare? remember beth moore?

Having a kid with significant disabilities in Gaza is so hard but on top of that Qamar also has toddler twin boys- the need for food and a warm place to stay is high for this family

Wishing all Islamophobes a very black mold issue 😌🖤

I'm at the transgender coffee shop and there's someone there wearing a big jamiroquai hat and when you walk in they pull a new gender out of their hat and you have to use it the whole time you're there or they put your hand under the latte steamer wand and burn The Mark of Cis on you

Zohran says you’re trans now

his transition team is 5 women and only one is white. CEO of United Way, former antitrust champion, former Deputy of Housing for NYC, CEO of a nonprofit for children and families, and bigwig under de Blasio. A rockstar team so far

thinking about crashing out later idk

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election

this victory also belongs to aloof wives

damn the last two months rocked

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Eat shit cuomo you weird ass bitch

Curtis Sliwa is having the night of his life just like he is every night of his life, cuz he really does have that joie de vivre dog in him lol

Your aunt is building an inspo board that’s mostly Molotov cocktails

Exit polls showing that "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD" is heavily favored

“the mayor” looks nice and the knicks seem to have enjoyed their hoops and basket balls!

My caregiver hasn’t been getting paid bc of backlog. And now SNAP is gone (?). She still comes 5 days a week & does so much organizing after. She also runs a donations closet www.instagram.com/affirmingoc/.... She’s incredible & I am asking for donations to her Venmo @hedonistmagik PLEASE ❤️

If Mamdani wins, then there will be no Christmas. Everyone will be converted and forced to pray to the Time Cube.

going to be a busy day

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Yes! Vibe shift for the late 2020s is snobmaxxing. We're looking down our nose at the slop served up by cynical corporate tastemakers. We're demanding things be made for grownups. We're exercising our judgment and our media literacy.

I realized watching The People’s Joker that I’d rather watch something weird made with heart than pretend I have time for Netflix slop. If that makes me a snob, so be it

Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with

Hi there Bluesky! -- let's introduce ourselves :3 We're dotmeow, a queer-run community project to register the gTLD .meow. The profits of this gTLD will go to community causes, turning every domain into queer community support, especially focusing on trans projects and issues.

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

In 2007 we all thought we’d have a folk punk president by now