“at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo” is the funniest thing ive ever read in my entire life

My hand slipped and i jerked myself off to completion no offense

what if za peianis unt ze viaganiu hadn ze biomechanical carapaces?

Ive been following that air to ground messages account and what I’ve noticed is that the problems in airplanes are really similar to the problems on the ground: the wifi is broke and people be puking

Too many screenshots on here today 🤮

breast

Y’all got skubb?

Guy trying not to get banned: i dont have any problem with the mods’ weird ass behavior…wait fu— USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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I will not be slightly increasing any bands. They do not need the ego boost imo

Poppin morrowind gas station pills like runts candy got me feeling like Vivec tapping the Heart of Lorkhan. This shit aint nothing to me man

Worried about looking cool online? You may be way less cool than you think

hey hey i wanna be a cock fart 🎵

Me when i don’t laugh out loud but i am intrigued

oomf is a bastion of knowledge

Gotta be this song youtu.be/GxBSyx85Kp8?...

A new romantic tragedy from William Shakespeare

ballsmaxxing husband miniature wife

Got up and my balls were stuck to my leg; i can’t imagine making these fuckers bigger on purpose

I can’t explain it but this is way more perverted than typing “i want to suck your toes”

Lightly chopped uncs at 27,000 ft

Sugar, the neighborhood cat greeting me as I get the grill lit

siri look up chungus lore, strategy guides, and walkthroughs

Who up slappin they gak sack

Balled so hard they thought i was a fucking nut sack

sack rilege

They’re demolishing the east wing of my nut sack

bald sack

maybe instead of enlarging your balls you should enlarge your ears to listen to women better #damn

slab of toast with pistachio cream

Mfw it’s another blessed day on this earth feeling secure and satisfied with my beef and two veg

Here's a sample (This is an insane way to post what could just be embedded audio)

I spent like 3 hours making a perfect rolling kick and bass yesterday and I must’ve got stuck in that mode because when I went to make a lead it sounded like poop brother

Muskegon, Michigan Pop: 153,565 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskegon,_Michigan Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=31223400 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=143026219 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=149950981

Moms ✌️

Happy birthday to all the MILFs

got my aircut

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

🎵 WE BLOCKED THIS CLITTY 🎵

gm youtu.be/3oRdUWWQDAM?...

ELOTE PIZZA

They want to put electrodes on my brain for a study called “The Goated Mind”

double your size in weeks or less! #becomehudge

become a living hudge god dude today #becomehudge

Follow me for horrible posts all about sex and dick

from Ursula K Le Guin’s translation of the Tao Te Ching: “tanks and tombstones are not very adequate role models[…] to be alive is to be vulnerable.”