Derek
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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The mods always suck, brother
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Season 5 episode 11 “The Test Dream” is one of the best episodes of tv of all time
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 hours ago
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May the road rise to meet your wheels, playboy
about 3 hours ago
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Good night team
about 21 hours ago
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JLP
about 24 hours ago
I’ll pee myself out…
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Fat ass pussy moon
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We’re living in Awesome World
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Smooth Coke
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100% of boats counted
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President of Earth Zohran Mamdani
2 days ago
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turbowoke
2 days ago
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The signal had been received. My woke 2 programming has been activated
2 days ago
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“MARV”
2 days ago
Just now, there was a bolt of lightning and a brief, brilliant flash of light in an alleyway somewhere on the lower east side. In its wake emerged a T-1000 Puppygirl sent from the year 2144 to protect Mamdani. Woke 2.0 must be preserved
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Another ghoul dead. Rest in piss Dick Cheney
3 days ago
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Reaching out to various spirits on my squeegee board
3 days ago
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scrund
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regular autumn phoenix.
3 days ago
Chin Diesel
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of loof
3 days ago
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à la mode ass motherfucker
3 days ago
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andrew chode mode
3 days ago
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Fall mood board
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What’s the piss?
3 days ago
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*Bob Costas voice* The double play is baseball’s “slay”
8 days ago
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They call me Dr. Ocho because i ate
8 days ago
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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…
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8 days ago
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Smoking on that emily
8 days ago
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Emily Blunt just followed me for my incredible posts
#wow
#onlyonline
8 days ago
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Tagged right in the beef and two veg
8 days ago
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Toranno Blue Jays
8 days ago
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They went turbo dinger mode
8 days ago
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The Onion
8 days ago
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
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Snarkophagus
8 days ago
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Yeah why not
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9 days ago
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Bingus, the Ill-Fated
9 days ago
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oaip
9 days ago
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My teeth are addicted to getting brushed
9 days ago
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Hunky Kong
9 days ago
keep on truckin
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mr pussy
9 days ago
alright here's one for Americans
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aching news
9 days ago
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Don Correlation
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your mom dot com
9 days ago
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Smoking on that omega 3 fatty acid
10 days ago
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balenciaga mcdonalds
10 days ago
setting my line 6 spider iii practice amp to "insane" mode and playing a tapped guitar solo into the pussy
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Stephen Hawktuahing: A Brief History of Spitting on That Thing
10 days ago
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youtu.be/Bp_6HLUQno0?...
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Kraftwerk - Computer Liebe
YouTube video by Elroy Brenn
https://youtu.be/Bp_6HLUQno0?si=jI0H4k6t_J5IYFoh
12 days ago
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New Frankenstein is a good’n
boxd.it/buuHgp
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A ★★★★ review of Frankenstein (2025)
A fantastic telling of the classic story. Del Toro is specifically skilled at making you squirm but also tugging at your heartstrings.
https://boxd.it/buuHgp
12 days ago
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Schleppingbag
13 days ago
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Sludge hammer
13 days ago
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These sick fucks should be in fear for their lives going out dressed like this
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13 days ago
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suck my think
13 days ago
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terr of incognit of
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13 days ago
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