Most of you have less than 20% chud particles

[Q] What body part do you hate to have fall asleep? [A] the teeth [2007]

Cape Verde 🇨🇻 congratulations. Welcome to hell, good luck

your mcm is not seeing the ball well lately

Every thing about be is high quality brother

caughing the benjamin danklin

sturm und drang machine

The Aighterion Collection

shrimp?

Cancelled for getting the shrimp here twice in one day

wall of wall of washington

It's Friday Aight™

Norway they were gonna win that one

subscribe to my ballsack 😂🤙

Socialistly driving my Bentley to Applebee’s for a plate of their Signature Riblets ™️

God forbid a woman enjoy a little culveys

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All the onion man tim had to do is go “haha sike” and everyone would’ve been like “oh man that’s classic onion humor”

old whippersnappers these days

Maybe she was born with it, maybe it’s hell yeah brother

My favorite single from the ones released so far. Also, why is my nose bleeding? youtu.be/BAp4q27hTOc?...

I did the popular survey thingy

gmfm

Goliath

everything is imperfect and everything belongs bro

be the homunculus you wish to see in the world

Creating a homunculus that does the dishes for me

Everyone on bluesky today

haha yeah i remember the first summer i was online for air con discourse

My cats when i shake the container of greenies

Walking 2 miles goes hard as hell with respect to mental and physical elf

The weather outside is aightful

hair conditioning

I need to rip sick riffs on the bassular guitar bro

it takes a lot of coffee to maintain my status as a quirked up white boy

where would we be without the science of love

bill nye the scientific man

luv 2 laff

Nothing on earth is quite like making "the Orinoco" flow. "The Orinoco" meaning the vaginal lubrication of a gorgeous woman in STEM

ez block

The Supreme Court of The United States of America is a stain upon human decency

The lifted F350 of wrist watches

I have a visceral reaction to commenters complementing each other’s quips under a post. It’s disgusting to me to see

God you are one of the funniest characters on bluesky.

seasons when they see the reaper: hey

clicking ass