destruction is a form of creation

Watching all the (canon) Alien movies in chronological order lets go

keep heaven weird

the immaculate ejaculate

There’s been a terrible mistake. I’m posting from heaven

Fajit ofs

They call me forrest gumption

Guy that gets raptured mid cum while jerking off (god works in mysterious ways) and there’s just some disembodied jizz flying through the air for a second

How i feel drinking a fun little cocktail

pico de giallo

Do you REMEMBAH

Riff church

tacobell’s canon in d 🤘😌

Trophy looks like a daedric artifact #f1

I’ve seen this before. McLaren angered the F1 gods with the position swap at Monza

How cool would it be if Williams and Carlos Sainz got a podium or a win today #f1

Mega appendage

This was an outstanding movie! boxd.it/b8cE1n

Gone off that embalming fluid

Now watching boxd.it/1TOw

The majority of the US would not pass a standard Voight-Kampff test

I just got bespectacled

Lenticular torsion

musicians are groups of 30-50 feral hogs. "musician" is an oppressive class, like ceterosexual people or amorasexual people.

Cat boxes clean and dishes washed, i’m going cider mode

Looking forward to eating a slice of food for dinner

Leaded gasoline

As a gunk wizard myself, this is inspirational

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

Genesis mix tape he made himself

I found an issue of Popular Detective in an antique store once and cut it up to make this collage

Feeling like a clean machine

Crud is gunk as fuck

It’s hit the juckport friday

yeet haw

Skin tight zoot suit

bing chilling

hey

50 butts in a trench coat

gigantic gigantic gigantic a big big mode

I just went huge mode

What is the sound of one hand clapping back

I wish the mute feature could look through screenshots