being up late isn't so bad with this little guy around

Cat tax

While everyone is rightfully mad at DHS, ICE, and the US gov, never forget the racist white woman who killed him. Tracy Chicon called the cops on a poor blind elderly man with a WALKING CANE who clearly mistakenly entered her yard, because again, he was blind, and this is her response to his death

I cannot believe I have to say this one, but no, it is not fedposting to make guillotine jokes or to say “eat the rich”. That’s not what fedposting means

I love him. His name is Sparkles

do you like him i made him for you

Lately online ads have been so off. Lowkey it feels like a recession indicator when companies can’t even data scrap correctly because ain’t no way my data suggests I want ads in Afrikaans for cow lactation machines

L.A. It was the most sterile soulless city I’ve ever encountered. The roads are ridiculous. The insides of restaurants feel like a liminal space. Everyone is simultaneously polite and rude at the same time as if they’re all capable of Thanos snapping you out of existence with their forced smiles

5 animated series to get to know me Gargoyles Avatar The Last Air Bender franchise Jackie Chan Adventures Infinity Train Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Say what you want about Bluesky but at least we have the funniest bots

No stop this is so funny

I saw the Ethel Cain photo and you have to literally zoom in to even notice it fully. Like people are out here acting like she personally came to their doors and physically shoved a full frontal zoomed in photo in their face at gunpoint. And not like an incredibly tame vintage inspired photoshoot

Michael Phelps and every other male swimmer flops around his cock in public all the time and no one cares, even though it's very revealing. If trans women don't hide our genitals well enough, we are sexual predators. the transmisogyny isn't even subtle here, calling Cain some kind of sex offender

Nirvana famously has an album cover with a naked baby on the cover. It has had some controversies but generally no one sexualizes it because we inherently understand we shouldn't sexualize naked babies. Why are trans women different? Because cis people see our bodies as inherently sexual.

the twitter lib reaction to Ethel Cain is so reflective of how puritanical most Americans are. no one is coming to your home and flashing ethel cain's dick at you. nudity as an art form is millenia old and sexualizing all naked bodies is a Puritan invention that liberals internalized and propagate.

Hot Take: I want to be viewed as outdated by future standards. I want things to progress so well for everyone that many of my perspectives or actions don’t age well. I view it as a sign of growth. I don’t want society to be stagnant. I am fully okay with future generations thinking I’m cringe

Bluesky if people learned how to block faster instead of making a thread about how vriskafootguzzler67 was mean to them

What bothers me most about JK Rowling discourse is people view her as simply a problematic writer whose books contains bigotry who also tweets bigoted & transphobic things and not like a billionaire, more akin to Elon Musk, actively financing the far right in her goal of eradicating all trans people

A firefighter in Istanbul performed CPR on a cat affected by a fire, bringing it back to life.😍👍💙

THIS is why I will be supporting the new Animorphs series K.A. Applegate has been a queen from day one

I just want ONE DAY where people on social media don’t uplift or reference a far right Neo-Nazi conspiracy theory, by accident or otherwise One day. Just give me one singular day so my braincells can recover 🙏🏼

lol when you’re so fascist you lose the support of German Nazis

The time has come for us, as an organisation, to boycott @pinknews.bsky.social. Despite reservations about the company, we have sometimes worked with queer and trans reporters there to tell stories we thought were important for our community - the same as other outlets. That ends today. Why?

Four socialists in the same city council is a huge deal when you consider the US’s long history of suppressing socialists.

“I understand what it’s like to be bipolar, because I’m a Gemini, which is same thing” yeah sure

We got so tired, but had found... Blocks intended to be colored upon. And the crayons were just RIGHT THERE. So, meet Jimmy. Jimmy is a ghost. His thread count is, like, over 400. He wanted you to know that.

PLEASE GOD LETS BREAK THE ANGLOSPHERE DOMINANCE It sucks this is the former British colony fucking website.

I AM SO READY

[Hunger games cannon noise] FASCIST DOWN

If Bluesky wants to be more popular, it should do app wide alerts any time a fascist dies or goes to prison alongside balloons and confetti graphics

Sleep tight, fuckers

Every single person who called me a racial slur on here had their real names & faces attached. A Vermont state-wide official went on a rant about Arabs to me defending her right to make racist jokes. A doctor doing his residency with his hospital in his bio defended Neo-Nazism. But sure Shane

the Pope

It’s very funny when an account on here has a “Pro-Israel” blocklist that just means Jewish and a “Pro-Palestine Fanatics” blocklist that just means Muslim and a blocklist dedicated to trans people but also a blocklist dedicated to transphobes. Finally the radical centrist no one asked for

Get a load of this moth the size of a hotdog bun, it's enormous! This is apparently the adult of the famous witchetty grubs (multiple spp.) you probably learned are a component of Indigenous Australian bush tucker. #虫 🌎 Photo by Ben Parkhurst

When right wingers bemoan how much they hate communists, they don’t mean only theory educated Marxists. They mean anyone left of hunting the poor for sport and maiming their workers

Screaming crying throwing up Animorphs was my entire personality for much of my childhood

Adam Sessler? Ain’t that the guy who did Happy Gilmore and 50 First Dates?

I like this thread, but I would point out that the guy who flounced off today was hardly a “power user.” He’s a rando professor from Notre Dame who wrote a crappy article in The Atlantic. You want more people here? Get more people talking about live sporting events and breaking sporting news

THIS is why I will be supporting the new Animorphs series K.A. Applegate has been a queen from day one

I volunteer for democracy advocacy groups to promote educating voters on election dates. Y’all would be alarmed by how often people refuse the pamphlets with election dates and info listed simply because it says “support our democracy” and they think the word “democracy” means “Democratic Party”

FUCK YEAH

I went to Club I Love You and everyone was saying how much we love you

I went to Club I Love You and everyone was saying how much we love you

Holy fuck she called JOURNALISTS “combatants” and “legitimate targets” Wicked, evil, and depraved We should all be able to agree that the press are never acceptable targets for militaries, especially if you yourself is a journalist

If we want to prosecute Trump for war crimes (we should), we should also want to prosecute any US president under whom the U.S. committed war crimes. Yes, that’s basically all of them.

Al will always be better than AI

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