Very annoying when you have feelings that you know are dumb but you still just have to have them

Lol someone just called out “Jennifer?” at the mammogram clinic and three of us stood up

Where is the in NYTimes in memorial page of all the names of those killed by abortion bans and why is it not nailed to Kavanaugh’s front door.

My endodontist has a Statement Wallpaper in the bathroom

mrbeast has offered one billion dollars to anyone who successfully hunts him down and eats him

Ready for pajamas, gonna eat a lot of peaches? 😄

Singing “ready for pajamas” to the tune of the President of the United States of America’s“Peaches”

My husband wiped a dollop of cheese off my cheek and then fed it to me at lunch today, romance is not dead

It Is the Matriarchy That Gets The Little Girl in POLTERGEIST Home: An Essay by Jennifer Graham

holy shit no way www.kvue.com/article/news...

Syphilis, opium, megalomania, and a baller fucking mustache? 8/10 on the brooding male literature scale. Love that for us.

The gold standard of sad boy literature. 10/10 for both toxic maleness and ravaged beauty.

What happened at Wounded Knee was a massacre. Pure fucking evil.

You can even go poetry sized with Bukowski

if anyone at Esquire or the New Yorker wants to write about male loneliness authors, I can hook you up with my boys. Top shelf shit and none of them are fascist

we still out here, churning out books about lonely, weird men grasping for love and meaning in a world they can never fully understand

remember when lonely men used to write novels about loneliness

my culture is not your costume

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Man I'm really craving some floor time today

My 9yo’s current Special Interest is air raid sirens, please, I

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Vibrant colour projected onto a 2,600 year-old wall panel offers a glimpse of the past lived in glorious technicolour! From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me #ReliefWednesday #Archaeology

Monsterfuckers are going to EAT next year

I feel like birds are largely slept on in the "weird little guys" genre

you don’t have to wait til Halloween to tell you ghost stories I WANT TO HEAR THEM NOW

Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art

dudes rock

Feels like this autism presser is in part about shifting the news off Kimmel

unfortuantely it turns out the cure to autism, is to drink tap water, which makes you gay,. and the cure for homosexuality? you gusessed it . its giving yourself autism .

Fattest bear! 👏🏻 Fattest bear! 👏🏻

A half dozen Terrifiers wiping off their clown corpsepaint and leaving the costume contest stage dejectedly when the Swing Bro steps out in Gap khakis doing the lindy hop.

Bedtime Patrol

Seeing this & internalizing it - as thoroughly as an inexperienced teenager could - did so much for me, more than I realized at the time The social & often political activism of artists (visual, otherwise) whose work in the 80s defied dominant cultural norms is way overdue for rediscovery & revival

Grandpa Babyman says good morning

hey everyone stop doom scrolling and check out this awesome crab

Saved up a bunch of important things to discuss with my therapist and now I’m like oh no therapy is going to be A Lot

Youth pastor voice: You know who else was in their thirties and uncomfortable on a post

Question for people who know more than me about boycotts: if someone has a subscription they got as part of a package (so, one that's been prepaid for a certain amount of time), is it useful to simply avoid using it, or does that matter?

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

It's amazing how so fucking many institutions complied with fascism when pretty much every time someone goes "fuck you, make me" the government goes "oh no we made an oopsie, we didn't mean to say that, birthday boy did a lil poopsie oopsie"

I was going to post about this last week but there weren't exactly any slow news days.... But @daycoco.bsky.social has given me the excuse I need. I have a YA thriller coming out next February!

Every person I have ever dated had a deep and abiding love for the movie SNEAKERS, and I used to think it was a funny coincidence but now I realize it’s just because I’ve only ever loved the neurodivergent

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today