Heyyyyy it’s pub day

go sniff a douglas fir

If your page is all reblogs and no real content I’m blocking you. It’s giving cop and I don’t have the time

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist Lolllll

Anyway this weekend i saw a play, had 2 play dates and a medical appointment, went to a gala event, helped my child with a school project, wrote 700 words, and now tomorrow I have to go to my actual job?

¿Por qué no los dos?

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary! #ゼルダの伝説40周年 #Zelda40th #art #PixelArt #ドット絵

The 40th anniversary of Zelda is all the excuse you need to submerge yourself in classic Katsuya Terada art.

Shopping last minute for something to wear to the disco themed gala I have to go to tonight. Prayers up to the thrift store gods.

Unboxing Backyard Alchemy by J.D. Ho! 🎉🎉🎉 @nematode.bsky.social Preorder here: riverriverbooks.org/store/-Preor...

Hurcut

Sudden perverse urge to write a #DeltaGreen scenario called EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.

Seems counterproductive for a university system to announce to the world, "you should assume our graduates are thin-skinned ignorant losers who can't handle hearing anything except what they want to hear" but that's what UT's board of regents just unanimously approved. 🤷‍♂️

I’m making popcorn. Everything’s gonna be alright, bae.

This is the hackiest fucking writers’ room

I thought this was the end of WEAPONS

Now reading

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

I think it's really fun how ChatGPT responded to complaints about 4.0 not by making their LLM sound like a neutral, non-sentient tool but instead made it sound like a fully sentient asshole

shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)

Spartans were incredibly submissive. How do we know this? They gave their children up to be be tortured in to ruthless killing machines and live in military austerity their whole lives. No one with a lick of self respect puts up with that shit. That's why they were so authoritarian.

Barton Fink (1991)

I definitely recommend seeing with the bitchiest gays you know

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

I just went to try to get a green candle at the metaphysical shop and the clerk said there was a run on them today.The witches are BROKE broke right now, y’all.

mom come pick me up, they’re publishing veggie tales smut www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9FPJTPF

Farwell, Gus.

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Just another Manwich Monday

Ok

The boys are watching LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS and I realized in the middle of “Feed Me” that the plot is more or less SWEENEY TODD but with plants

You’ve read my mind!

Good morning please enjoy these French porcelain sphynxes, they can’t believe you would actually post that, they are both repelled and intrigued

Off to get these heights WUTHERED, honey

Just another week and a half to release! You can preorder at your local indie bookstore, or from the link below! read.macmillan.com/lp/the-fall-...

The Spider-Noir show... the Peaky Blinders movie... that weird Roaring 20s Bride of Frankenstein movie... Nasty Little Vintage Menswear Freak Spring is coming...

"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?" Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...

Cats love yoga

Oh no I forgot they do Valentine stuff in elementary school

Man I wish I had some spare cash to throw at this midlife crisis. It’d be cool to learn how to weld or pole dance or something

Rockwell would have painted this.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young