Finally that dumb inside tree that is apparently NOT a toilet for dogs is gone, and the kennel is back where it is SUPPOSED to be Time to sleep for a week

Personal news: I have been discharged from PT! I rang the little bell, I gave the young and strong therapist an awkward hug, and I got a t-shirt

Someone oughtta start a business making clothes to wear When It Happens

oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

Sorry but I laughed

At least respect us enough to tell us that Venezuela did 9/11

Went to the Park City Museum, which used to be the jail back in the early 20th Century. These were burned in by jailed activists in 1916.

Well between the news about Venezuela and the news about Stella i am genuinely ready to set fire to some shit

Finally a little piece of vacation for me

The worst thing about planking is it brings me face to face with dangle of my perimenopausal tits, forcing me to accept the fact that they have become absolutely cockeyed in shape and size

Good morning and happy new year and NEW COVER REVEAL! 🎉🎉🎉 Elane Kim’s debut book of poems Antibody is out in February 2026, and we could not be more elated. Preorder here, and use the code 2025GIFT for 10% off your order and free shipping: riverriverbooks.org/store/-Preor...

I am Jen Graham’s infected placenta

For New Year’s Day 2026, a hellenistic glass vase shaped like a pomegranate. 2nd century BC - 1st century AD. A symbol of abundance and good luck for the year ahead! 📷 Phoenix Art phoenixancientart.com/work-of-art/... #Archaeology

Lover, I am bomb-hued, napped, savvy about the way this world sedates and separates. Patricia Smith, “Post-Racial”

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

There are many challenges before us but the number of dads at the fireworks display signing along to “Golden” with their kids maybe healed me a little

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." -- James Baldwin

Happy Barnes and Noble preorder sale season! If you’re a B&N member it’s a great time to preorder this year’s books at 25% off…including, it so happens, my upcoming YA thriller THE FALL OF IRIS HENLEY!

Happy Barnes and Noble preorder sale season! If you’re a B&N member it’s a great time to preorder this year’s books at 25% off…including, it so happens, my upcoming YA thriller THE FALL OF IRIS HENLEY!

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

We are watching season 4 of the Simpsons and my 9yo is so frantic with secondhand embarrassment at “I Love Lisa” he is going to leave his body

I am so burnt out my brain feels like a pebble tumbling about in an otherwise empty clothes dryer, and yet there is a whole nother week of Activity ahead of me

Me seeing the Bardot hagiography today

“The Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl sponsored by Fresh Pet” is a series of words Pynchon or DeLillo could only dream of.

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

Books as origin stories for our adult career? Well, I’m too big to get in the dumbwaiters these days but everything else has pretty much come to pass.

Tonight’s family watch

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

Cormac update: he’s still here! He’s eating, drinking, and using the litter box still, though he is skin and bones. Also he still comes and flops out to get some love. We are taking it day by day.

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

The Boomer hysteria about people going no-contact with their families is very funny to me, like didn’t y’all have some weird great-aunt on year 43 of receiving the silent treatment from your grandma?

If you aren’t familiar with this guy, he’s been buying up domains with the names of various right wing figures and orgs and making his own websites for them and it is making them crazy. Here’s his insta www.instagram.com/wordclown?ig...

A little holiday card I got to draw for a public library last year that I’m still proud of; happy almost-new-year ✨

everybody got their jolly boots of doom hung up for the annual bowing down tomorrow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OE...

Today I get to do my favorite Xmas activity, I.e. sitting alone in a room watching trash tv while I wrap presents in utter solitude

Would

Revealed: Ötzi ate puss

Yes, my son is an only child, why do you ask?

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

How a society should function, imo

Wild that tarot readers will immediately react to the Death card saying “oh don’t worry it’s not literally death it just means change” like that is somehow better

Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.

Did not expect 60 Minutes segments as samizdat

Don’t fuck with archivists. They are librarians with sociopathic tendencies.

Side note: archivists are going to be a big part of saving us, if we pull it off

Ooooh, here's the character sheet. Bigger than a frigate, despite the art. It replaces a destroyer program, but it's almost three times the size of the destroyers it took them 15 years not to build. It has two lasers and a railgun, like the ship I just designed for Traveller...

That's no battleship! It looks like a slightly scaled-up missile frigate. I bet they dusted off some old frigate concept art, slapped a new logo on it and told the old man it's a battleship. What does he know? He'll be dead before the procurement process even gets warmed up.

yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.