In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown He’ll say “Are you married?” We’ll scream, horrified at our creation

But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone

But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone

THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!! *five minutes later* CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid? THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa- CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again

as a kid we would pour gasoline on styrofoam and light it because the neighbor boy randy said that was how you made napalm. kid was 11 and didn’t own a chemistry set but there was no internet so we just took his word for it. turns out he was right. fucken randy, what a pyro king.

more like Exxon Valdeez nuts! Am I too late? I feel like I’m too late on that one.

Even though I come from a Toyotathon family I don’t get offended when someone wishes me Happy Honda Days. I know they mean well.

Even though I come from a Toyotathon family I don’t get offended when someone wishes me Happy Honda Days. I know they mean well.

This handy flowchart is for any fellow cis people out there who have someone in their lives who come out to them as trans.

Two skrimps, both alike in dignity, In fairest NOLA, where we lay our scene, From skrimping trap break to new mutiny, Where crawfish boil makes crawfish hands (unclean).

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Someone needs to get this on a tshirt and give all the profits to families in our community who have been impacted.

“You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, brah” 😂 www.wwltv.com/article/news...

On my way home from the Montford Christmas tree lighting I popped into Riverside Cemetery to grab this shot as the skies were glowing up. #asheville

On my way home from the Montford Christmas tree lighting I popped into Riverside Cemetery to grab this shot as the skies were glowing up. #asheville

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social how in the WORLD did Koo stick his toe in the turf like that?!

My wife, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: "Check out those cheerleaders. Oh wait. Do we not call them cheerleaders anymore? What are they called now? Spirit guides?"

Cornucapicola

My wife, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: "Check out those cheerleaders. Oh wait. Do we not call them cheerleaders anymore? What are they called now? Spirit guides?"

When I was little I learned about racism from the Mummer’s Parade and like three or four years after that I learned that it was bad

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

When ICE gets to New Orleans

Decided to check out Tannen’s, the oldest magic shop in NYC. It’s on W 34th St, but there’s no sign outside. Man at the door will tell you “sixth floor” and when the elevator doors open you’re presented with a sterile fluorescent and totally silent and unmarked hallway, and around a corner to boot.

daffy duck 1 second after yelling “DUCK SEASON”

Booker yawning in the sun, giving us a great view of his whiskers.

reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but… 5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

To be clear I found it because normal-sized humans forget that lanky giants like me can see on top of the fridge without even trying.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

I need every beginner artist out there who thinks their work isn’t good enough to know that in this AI-poisoned environment seeing your raw, human art gives me fucking life. Any imperfection born from a living soul infinitely trumps whatever “polished” slop they’re trying to force feed us.

I came out of my bedroom this morning to find Booker on the bathroom counter staring at me, and Quentin in the reflection. Though to be clear, Quentin has that look on his face a lot of the time.

With my recent acquisition of The Suicide Motor Club I have finally completed my collection of @buehlmeister.bsky.social books. As I was shelving them I thought what better companion to The Necromancer’s House than my hand of glory sculpture?

Hey friends who grew up in or around Nashville in the 80s and 90s: just today someone finally uploaded a copy of the Emma’s, the Supoilative Florist commercial. I’ve been idly looking for this for YEARS. youtu.be/cvDEmrdHF0Q?...

the frankenstain bears

As a trans woman, I love the way my allies treat Harry Potter casting announcements as if those actors died in a plane crash.

Senator Ed Markey (D-MA) at the Boston No Kings rally today, wore the trans pride flag like a scarf draped over his shoulders and included in his speech. "Because here in Massachusetts, we stand for what is right. We stand with trans people because trans rights are human rights."

@michaelwehunt.bsky.social I just finished The October Film Haunt. It was great, thank you, and made more surreal by reading Sweeten Creek Road in print. Never expected to see the street I used to live on pop up. How did so much of Arden / Asheville end up in there?

It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times

I don’t know who you are, Pete Muller and Frank Longo, but I will find you and you will pay for this.

This Craigslist post has left me questioning reality

wait... your wellness pills have clinically studied herbs? that's so sick. what did the clinical studies reveal

Coming up on a year with my new tattoo and this is the first time the maples have changed since, and I’m so happy right now.

Coming up on a year with my new tattoo and this is the first time the maples have changed since, and I’m so happy right now.

I don't have the energy to track what's up with (what's left of) the FDA and what they're doing with the COVID vaccine. All I know is it's September which means it's time for me. Tried to set one up online at Walgreens, got cancelled. Got through at CVS, came home with my vaccine. 💉✅

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With my recent acquisition of The Suicide Motor Club I have finally completed my collection of @buehlmeister.bsky.social books. As I was shelving them I thought what better companion to The Necromancer’s House than my hand of glory sculpture?

Just re-read Nevada by Imogen Binnie and it's even better the second time which probably has something to do with me being less stupid than before? I haven't figured that part out yet.

Every day I see cool artwork on here and think, I would repost that if it had alt text.

@buehlmeister.bsky.social I just finished The Necromancer's House after several nights of forcing myself to put it down so I could at least get half a good night's sleep. Fantastic stuff!

I was just reminded of this essay I wrote many years back about photographing buildings at twilight, maybe you'd like to read it. komara.exposure.co/liminal

Hey #booksky or #horrorbooks even though my to-read pile is too big, I'm still searching for more to add. What are the legit scariest books you've ever read?