Hitchcock’s greatest work.

It's come to my attention that the recent Muppet Show revival was a "special" and not the start of a continuing series. I have given this serious contemplation & I feel that the rational response to the creators of this show is threats of bodily harm to myself and others until this becomes regular.

*Charlie Brown flexes his knees—ready to take a run at Lucy’s football. Finally, this will be the time.* www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Who up releasing they pedo-files?

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Ok, so…what is their name? Have they been fired? What are you doing to prevent this from happening again? Do you repudiate this? How many people have access to posting privileges? Is this how the current occupant of the White House sees his predecessors? So many unanswered questions.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Guy Finnacum,

Two gay hockey players head to New Orleans in February. Heated Revelry.

He has such contempt for his own supporters and they follow him so blindly.

It’s hilarious that establishment Republicans have to pretend to like Kid Rock. I want to see so many videos of them attempting to dance to his garbage.

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

The new “Muppet Show” is good.

Third residential deathcall today. Boy oh boy.

Deathcall. The mother of a frenemy from high school. We both dated the same girl at different times. He gave me one of my only speeding tickets on the morning of a mutual friend’s wedding. Ticket in the morning, saw him at a wedding in the afternoon. Thirty years ago. I carry a grudge. (Not really.)

3am Deathcall. Residence.

“Hamnet“ is now available to buy or rent.

As an Eagle Scout who served on the local, regional, national, and international levels, let me just say: Fuck you.

Funeral in my hometown today where I grew up. All anyone wants to talk about is the shooting at the Mardi Gras parade this weekend. Not one person I’ve talked to has suggested that maybe the fact that we all walk around with guns like it’s the Wild West is part of the problem.

Open letter to my friends: The Muppet Show is coming back. This is a good thing. Hopefully, it will be funny, sweet, and a little raunchy. I know Kermit’s voice is different. We all know why that is. Just…go with it. We all age. We all change. Even Kermit. This is who Kermit is now.

Luckily, rural folks are incredibly technically advanced and are quick to jump onto any new trend. Especially those that require them to trust computers or the government.

Pinning on a boutonnière for a pallbearer can be tricky ESPECIALLY when the pallbearer is a lady and there’s no jacket lapel to affix the flower. I had to ask her, may I put my hand inside your shirt? She said, “Wouldn’t be the first time a stranger did that!” “First today?“ I asked.

…then put your little hand in mine There ain’t no hill or mountain We can’t climb Babe. I got you, Babe.

“The Cell” is available for download. tv.apple.com/us/movie/the...

Mass shooting at a Mardi Gras parade in my hometown. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Taking Maggie out for dinner and a movie.

For me, Catherine O’Hara’s best was “Waiting for Guffman.”

Morning, all. Four funerals today. Next week is filling up.

I love a show about making a show. “Waiting for Guffman,” “Birdman”, “Moulin Rouge,” “Theater Camp,” “Phantom of the Opera,” “Bullets Over Broadway (I know),” “Noises Off,” “The Producers.”

I’m not saying that I’m beloved at my local coffee shop…buuut the barista just gifted me a bottle of his homemade peach hot sauce, made with peppers he grew in his own garden.

The actor Mark Strong was once in a band called “Private Party.” “We thought it was hilarious that you’d have posters outside your gig saying ‘Private Party.’ We hadn’t really factored in the idea that people then might not come.”

My therapist and I have sort of developed a pattern where every time we reach the last five minutes of our session, it turns into “What Are You Watching?” where we discuss the films and shows we’re currently excited about. It’s my favorite part of therapy.

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Cream Cheese Overload king cake. A little much, but I’ll take it.

This was a good weekend to read Werner Herzog’s “The Future of Truth.”

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

If you watch the new Mel Brooks documentary on HBO, prepare for your heart to break the first time Rob Reiner appears. Such a loss.

Swampy crematory turtles. Tiny turt!

It was a good year for movies. I’m a little disappointed that there was no love for “Rental Family.” It could have easily fit in the spot made for “F1,” which was cool looking, but basically a standard sports film.

Audible named Stag Dance as one of the BEST AUDIOBOOKS OF THE YEAR (so far), and while I feel mixed on these lists--I really want to highlight the four voice actors Lee Osorio, Briggon Snow, Eileen Noonan, and Pyrrha Nicole, who brought PERFORMANCES to what could have been just a reading.

If you are a fan of queer and trans short stories, you may like “Stag Dance” by Torrey Peters. The title story is about a group of pirate lumberjacks who decide to throw a cotillion where some of the jacks choose to attend as women. Great writing!

Today’s workplace. A church built in 1899.

If Trump shat himself in public, they’d take his soiled pants on a nationwide tour and MAGA nuts would flock to see them like they were the Shroud of Turin.

Five king cakes at my funeral this morning and they’re all terrible. I know I’m getting old, because I long for dry, unfilled, unadorned king cakes.

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Crematory swamp turtles.

SNL sketch “Snack Homiez” is based on a real group of boys. One of them had NEVER HEARD OF SNL until they parodied him. youtu.be/dxe9KLuzhx4

That thing where you’ve been playing a stupid little game on your phone and then one day you realize there’s a leaderboard and you discover that you’re the top player in the world. 😳

Seen in Minneapolis this morning

I could write an essay on the fall of society based only on individuals who only put enough paper in the shared printer to print the document they need, instead of filling the machine.