Putting a note in my calendar for January, 2030 reminding me to once again read the Wikipedia article on curling.

Sometimes when I hear a new phrase I will google it to find out what The Kids are saying and all that but I am absolutely drawing the line and will never, ever attempt to find out what the fuck "looksmaxxing" is all about. I'm sure I will injure my eyes rolling them back that far.

Hey if you're excited about women's sports, may I remind you that the Professional Women's Baseball League launches this summer! #WPBL

...or like this?

If dogs could ski, would they ski like this...

So happy they're doing show/tour videos again!

I guess I'm mostly ok with the summer tour locations. Looking forward to getting back to Deer Creek and I've never been to Wisconsin so hoping to do both with a drive in between. I wish the MSG shows weren't staggered the way they are.

2026 basically

And guillotines.

Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.

Crap. It’s the creepiest day of the year, isn’t it? Gonna try not to leave the house today.

My mom was one of like twelve kids and maybe five of them became adults.

Watching Curling and reading about Broomgate.

[P] Young Millennials: White and Nerdy Middle Millennials: Amish Paradise Older Millennials: Smells Like Nirvana Young Gen X: Eat It Old Gen X: Another One Rides the Bus True Hardcore Al-Heads of Any Age: Yoda Chant

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

I didn’t know there was a wrestler named Sting and all day long I’ve been trying to figure out when Sting From The Police looked like this.

Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂

It’s perfectly acceptable to give your cat the finger because a) they don’t understand what the gesture means so therefore they don’t find it offensive and b) they are giant assholes.

My dad (r) was one of them.

when the cd is very good

Someone i care about told me they felt like a failure because they tried so many things and quit. Trying something out is living, putting it down when you want to is self care; it's HEALTHY. So many people are afraid to even try. Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.

Going through my box of cables, saving the stuff I might need.

No solicitors!

Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.

The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake

Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”

This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.

Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS

Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.

You can commission me ✌️ This is the kind of thing I do. You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏

joined letterboxd

that's what's up

I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.

There is nothing here I would not eat, though it's not like I'm gonna make a dinner of cottage cheese and liver. Raisins are the worst food in the universe but I'm not gonna pick them out of my granola.

Doug Flutie and Jonathan Richman, depending on if you're a jock or a weirdo (complimentary).

31 years ends today.

There already is a form of visual art for people who can’t draw, it’s called photography and you almost certainly have one of the most powerful cameras to exist on earth in your pocket right now I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure

A Christmas Story. I think I was the only one.

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

Watch with sound on

Wait. Really? Her initials…

The magazines of my childhood/teens: Games Boys Life Rainbow (for TRS-80 Color Computer users) Omni Penthouse

Age verification? I remember a time before anybody knew what a wookie was.

Well, I want to first apologize for Dunkin’ Donuts.

The first day of the week brings you 2 minutes and 8 seconds of extra daylight. You've added 20 minutes to the day in just the last 10 days!

Help support The Steel Yard (community metalworks in Providence!) furloughed staff, they're very cool and hire a lot of wonderful folks: fundrazr.com/a2gU06?ref=a...

How old were you when you committed to a cordless tool ecosystem?