sorry: in this commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4fH...

It really really was.

They did an interview on one of the late night shows in prep for this, and it was great too. youtu.be/5GejYiygz6g?...

Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

I honestly probably wouldn't have been able to hear them over my own screaming.

This. Chicago continually fails the Be Normal About An Animal challenge, & honestly, I love that for us

ACAB includes the trombone player in the NYPD marching band.

Taylor Momsen....what year is it?

Snowy owl at undisclosed location

Hot Italian guy singing opera on the pasta knight float with a fire breathing dragon... don't tell me we shouldn't save humanity; we're beautiful

I'm concerned that people aren't clicking through to actually see the retro modern citroens that are available to discerning european consumers

I do not care for this Uber commercial one bit

"Living in a van is very Trumper coded actually"

So we're gonna promote the Bronx Zoo. Kool and the Gang is gonna be there and we're gonna need sexy lady dancers on stilts dressed as sexy animals and we'll be able to find 8 of them no problem because New York City is amazing in a very specific way.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Black-and-White Washcloths Redefine American-Made Luxury and Elevate Your Morning Rituals With Plush, Design-Led Style www.homesandgardens.com/celebrity-st... It's my fault I saw this first thing I woke up but now I'm going back to bed and hope you can too

- One Night In Bangkok (because I saw Chess on Broadway last week) - Love To Hate You (Erasure) - Where the Streets Have No Name (Pet Shop Boys version) - The Loco-Motion (Kylie) karaoke club theme this month was "camp" which is sort of unfair as the token 50 year old gay man

Tonight at karaoke club, one TV was showing Baywatch episodes nonstop and the other was showing the 1989 WWF Survivor Series and it was like I was sitting between my "figuring it out" sexual orientation origin story

The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.

I am also very happy for him, but also it's weird that I can be envious of something I didn't know existed half an hour ago.

Me, ten days out after seeing the musical, singing: "The people call it Ragtime" in my office out of the blue. Ian from the other room: "Yeah, especially you."

Maybe I should just go ahead and see if I can mute 'ZZ' Sorry turkey tetrazzini; you did nothing wrong

I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.

fuck you the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

I'm gonna need a minute

And it's so deep-seated that you can be like me, an out gay man for more of my life than not and still find yourself framing things that way in your head, and that sucks for me; I can't imagine how it is to live that life without examining it and just being miserable,

it just occurred to me dollhouse is just a gritty take on roger from american dad

you aren't cynthia erivo it isn't going to work out for you

I must let @vinegarmike know that Guy Branum is telling The Youth about our beloved Ann Jillian:

The actual best Star Wars: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa...

It’s fine to see something and think “Carville may have a point”, but you gotta push through it because he never does.

A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.

everything about this is amazing, but the design on the transfer ticket at the end is absolutely gorgeous

And bigotry! Don't forget the racism and homophobia.

RIP Udo Kier. He was a character actor in so many movies that it’s hard to keep track of them all, but he’ll always be Hans from “My Own Private Idaho” to me first. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

"And this nothing in the middle is number 76 Totter's Lane." Watching 'An Unearthly Child' on 23 November as intended. Some traditions are important to keep holding no matter what else is happening. And it never disappoints.

This is what got Mr Burns shot. In case anyone wants to take some inspiration

Happy Doctor Who Day, friends.

Community isn’t something you show up to consume. It requires you to contribute, collaborate, and commit-create. If you want community, you have to be community. #craftivism

This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now

They are Chicago's most valuable resource, but you also best not piss them off.

RIP Ben Franklin, you would have loved 'Oh, Mary!'

non-zero chance that we were dancing with the future pope at Medusa’s in the 80s, what a world

Every day we get a comment from someone demanding the SA "prosecute ICE" and we once again invite you to Just Google Her

Because I knew you (because I knew you) I have been changed For good

This photo is, of course, objectively hilarious, but I can't fully enjoy it because I know it's far too close to how I would look in a photo with Mamdani if he visited me at my desk.