My goodness, Baldwin could had written this last week.

“What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?” “I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?” A "Homer at the Bat" redraw! #thesimpsons #illustration #fanart

Also even though I am bad at crosswords, I did show up in the first crowd shot of WBEZ's coverage of the tournament. (Pic was taken between rounds while there was a non-competitive Midwest trivia puzzle while the judges scored and I'm proud to say I kicked ass) www.instagram.com/reel/DPmejBW...

yup

Chicago October 2025: "Are the helicopters over my house this evening because of the Cubs playoff game or is it the federal government doing extrajudicial kidnappings?"

Saying Johnny Cash is uncool is like saying Dolly Parton isn't a good person. In these very divided times, why would you say something that nearly everyone in America thinks is wrong unless you have a weirder kink than I can even imagine?

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Every dance can be about how much transphobes suck, if you believe in yourself

The world is not ready for post-Keith Urban Nicole Kidman

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck

Honey, the new STFU About Chicago pins just dropped. #chicago

Perry cites the claims of "slashed tires" and "keyed cars." "Some of this frankly sounds like a Carrie Underwood song."

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Excel is older than ICE.

Remember in 1995 when Peter Cetera and Crystal Bernard released a duet together? (I didn't but then I did and I had to get it out of my head immediately.) [It's available as a karaoke track so apologies in advance.] www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qng...

All you need to know about me is that I was an eight-year-old girl devoted to this show.

Worse than Elizabeth Hasslebeck and Meghan McCain sure is a bar to not clear

I have (much cheaper) tickets to see this in November and this review makes me the most excited I've been since it was announced to see it.

Frankly, I think Beckett would find this hilarious.

"Chicago isnt licking boots! No Trump no ICE no troops!"

I'm still going to pray for Dolly Parton though. Should have been doing that on the regular before anyway.

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

I often leave the apron I've cooked in on while I'm eating because I too am big brained

big whiff here, one of the best things you can do in Red Dead Redemption II is whomp on Klansmen.

The d key on my work laptop has suddenly stopped working. This is as irritating as it sounds, especially because I have to finish a PowerPoint on "National Coming Out ay" today

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS www.wbez.org/arts/2025/10...

This just sucks all around but also in a wholesome way because it's all about how much we love her. (I saw the original post sitting at a table with friends in a loud bar, including the only person I know who loves Dolly more than me, and I had to pass my phone around to explain our faces.)

In a fight between Pritzker and and police, who is going to win? This is what happens when both parties allowed law enforcement to become one of the most powerful political actors in the country -- a taxpayer-funded political movement that wants to kill people.

I adore this movie so. youtu.be/_Nk8TrBHOrA?...

I referenced “moe from the simpsons” and when my mom replied “who?” I said “moe szyslak” like that was gonna clear things up for her

"Have you always lived in the Midwest?" Me, who has only lived in Illinois except for a year in Louisville: Uhhhhh, kinda

the line going right through Louisville is hilarious. these people don’t know either

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. These cases served Trump’s purpose the day the media reported the bullshit charges.

you know what to do

🔥 As you may have seen, in recent days, I've been going to the Broadview ICE facility near where I live. For @vanityfair.com I wrote about those protests & the hell that the Chicago area is being put through thanks to ICE/DHS. I hope you'll read this & share it. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

My profile of the delightful Keri Russell, the darkly funny, surprisingly introverted former New Mickey Mouse Club member who—even after Felicity, The Americans and The Diplomat!—has never fully embraced the idea of herself as an actress: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

ok now this is the ideal city car

Demi Adejuyigbe is not wholesome

We’re doing it again! This Friday at Nighthawk (4744 N Kimball) www.instagram.com/p/DPffxcRjRA...

There will always be purists who find what you’re doing to not be enough but you’ll often find those to be the same people who are simply mad because you have dared to do *something.* Your choice to do *something* now matters. Because all our little somethings can add up to big things.

Everything is awful, but I'm so thankful Paul Vallas isn't our mayor right now.

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Seriously, though

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

I'll love you forever Chicago.

when it comes to neighborhoods there are many non-digital ways to help each other. without needing permission from billionaires or the feds Whistles!

Otherwise former ICE agents will be running for office in a few years.