May this show live long enough to give me a Night Shift season. Because I need someone showing up with an object they accidentally inserted in their ass.

I don’t disagree with a single thing. But I also want to acknowledge what I see in the comments—ignorant people. They understand Disney enough to know that the next further step is boycotting parks and cruises because it says Disney. However, they are incapable applying that to other monopolies

I have no more Taskmaster NZ to watch and Taskmaster AU is nowhere near premiering. What am I supposed to watch?!

the rapture is a hilarious idea that the american protestants made up in the mid 19th century as a way for chickenshit losers to spare themselves the miserable horrors they liked imagining for other people skipping suffering??? NOT VERY CATHOLIC TBH

Maybe it's the Alaskan in me, but that's a good skill for a child to have if they are going to be around guns. And the government has decided we're all going to be. Whether we like it or not.

I think my new goal for this weekend is to get my niblings really into Mackelmore-- But apparently not Thrift Shop as I've just listened to the opening verse of that and... Not a great song for the 7 and under crowd.

They have moms of autistic kids at this presser and not autistic adults speaking. Very unsurprising.

LOL

Help please

My niece just came to me for a hug. I don't know what she's up to, but I am now on red alert.

I’m not going to say protests don’t work. I will say, I’m interested to see how committed people actually are to a Disney boycott now that they’ve “won”. Because if this passes like a fart in the wind, Disney has dog walked everyone. Again.

Fun story this morning. I spoke with Curtis Evans, the retired Marine in the viral photo below who took part in the anti-ICE protest at Broadview. He's a thoughtful guy, well read and with a dry sense of humor. Story @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...

Disney has backed down, but there's no evidence that Sinclair or Nexstar have learned their lesson. If you haven't already done so, check the links in the thread below for stations in your area. Find the advertisers and let them know you're boycotting them until they remove ads from these stations.

The answer may not surprise you! Because it’s yes

Can anyone get us started today with a donation of any size? We're about to get slammed with bills, need to make some appointments that will cost & need food & rent. paylinks: linktr.ee/wylder PayPal.me/WyldWish PayPal.me/MousePounder Cash.app/$WishMage Venmo.com/u/MousePounder Venmo.com/u/WishMage

Got my flu vaccine. My Covid vaccine. My pneumonia vaccine. If I catch anything this winter I am going biblical on someone’s ass.

Sitting at the hospital, reading their recommended shoe list, I realized something— I am an adult who can get insoles on my way home and not wait til my mom can pick me up some. Also that I’m a shit adult because I am buying insoles rather than stop wearing vans.

“A NC man has been accused of posing as an ICE agent, threatening to deport an immigrant woman, then kidnapping & raping her; police in NeY are searching for a man suspected of posing as an ICE agent, assaulting and trying to rape a woman, before robbing her & fleeing the scene in broad daylight.”

Yeah. The standards are a bit… dog shit.

I'm just begging anybody with anything to say about this to read up on the fact that (1) JVDB has cancer and (2) this is a cancer fundraiser before they put their har-dee-har pants on and start stomping around.

Thanks to a lifetime of medical issues and asthma, I do all my best posting from within a hospital. There’s nowhere I find myself funnier than within those walls. There’s definition of posting through it. If I’m ever in a hospital and not giving some variation of this, worry.

Taking my love of The Pitt so seriously I am at the doctor for the second time in like two weeks*. *flu shot last week and an appointment for my ankle this week.

Nearly half a million people now live in RVs, more than twice as many as were doing so in 2021. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Feels like a good time to repost our satirical sendup of Disney buying everything and ruining it. If you missed it, here's every episode of DISNEY OWNS YOU! Episode 1: Disney Buys Lucasfilm (feat. @katystoll.bsky.social and @codyjohnston.bsky.social) www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7VB...

Wow. Both missing the fact that Private Equity has been doing that for ages AND offering 0 solutions or even goals. State the sky is blue. It’s just as useful.

Wow. It’s giving nothing. Seriously, what part of this collection of vaguely related scenes is meant to scream “Movie I would pay money to see?”

Stevie Wonder pays tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire's "September" during tonight's "A Grammy Salute to Earth, Wind & Fire Live"

There is something remarkably healing about listening to Dance Off by Mackelmore. Could be the Idris Elba. Could be how ridiculous the song is.

1) Own, don't rent/lease 2) Never buy a brand new car or home 3) Don't marry a man who doesn't love you slightly more than you love him 4) Watch repairmen so you can learn to make repairs yourself 5) Never buy cheap appliances 6) Be physically active daily

No, it explicitly requires that Democrats STOP running as Republican Lite. Republicans aren't going to vote for the diet version of their preferred candidate. Dems need to start working on the affordability crisis, protecting trans people, protecting immigrants, and stop funding genocide.

Fevers are dangerous early in pregnancy and Tylenol is the only fever reducer pregnant people are supposed to take. In this freak’s mind, having a baby with congenital anomalies incompatible with life is *less bad* than having a child with autism

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

I saw the most well intentioned “continue the boycott” post that seemed blind to the fact that they were advocating for a near total media blackout. Because if we’re going through brands that bowed to Trump (Paramount, Disney, Amazon, Apple, TikTok, Meta, Twitter, etc), you come to a point where—

The most correct take.

Go to protests Sign up to be on mailing lists Practice good operational security Don’t volunteer information you don’t need to, like where you plan to be Know your phone gives away information even when locked Don’t use face unlock or print to unlock your phone

The Pitt is just a series of surprises I never would expect. Like how the former drummer from Rooney is Nurse Jesse. And as a kid living in California at the turn of the century: ROONEY IS LIFE!

Recent emmy-winning Andor writer Dan Gilroy just penned a column about the current Trumpian assault on free speech: deadline.com/2025/09/ando...

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Just a suggestion to those who don't look like me in all our many beautiful shades: when you say this has never happened before you mean to y'all. When you say "this is not how we are" you mean to each other. My folk can give dates and times this sh!t has happened to us and yes that's who you are.

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.

Gayle King: “… Michelle Obama always says, ‘when they go low, we go high.’ Is that your philsophy?” Cardi B: “No.”

You guys had a dad?

I don’t think it’s weird to want a president that both occupies reality and the conversation he is having 100% of the time.

“For the first time, San Francisco’s annual Lowrider Parade will be broadcast on live television, bringing a decades-old tradition in the Mission District to a national audience.” www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen... #HispanicHeritageMonth

Is there someone we can bet on when Bob gets fired?

this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this

I wish Apple cared more about tv because… Well, there are like five options in this WB buyout and frankly, Apple is the best option since Disney…Well they can’t act on their HBO-Disney symbiosis.

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

This being picked up by the news system really feels like it could get Bob Iger fired. And I support both.