that guy fully Leroy Jenkins'd into the ballroom, i'm howling

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

rescheduled in 30 days to his "safer ballroom" right? is anyone actually buying this?

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

texts from friends

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

The WHCA continuing their glorified meet and greet after an active shooter and a death is really just so spot on for the horrendous sociopathic tendencies of DC political reporters that I can't quite believe it's real.

I LEFT THE HOUSE FOR TEN GOD DAMN MINUTES WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN IM PHONELESS

who up and gay for moleman

(Pisses own pants at the mall) you will never stop me from cherishing my family.

you guys actually believe this shit?

yay weekend

I'm watching Ernest Goes to Jail and frankly I don't see why I should feel sympathetic for a criminal.

this just in: pulled a muscle picking weeds out of the rockscape despite stretching beforehand because i'm a weird dweeb. being 40 is truly a nightmare.

encouraging being further surveilled because of your hatred of vehicles is certainly a new one! i agree that drivers deserve fewer rights, but not with surveillance in their fucking vehicles. anyone buying into this is falling victim to tech billionaires surveillance creep and it's fucking gross.

Nancy 4/25/26

the split screen lmao

It's today, today!

prayers for my back and hips today as i pull weeds out of the "zero scape" my mom had put in the front yard in the house i now own. grateful for the house, wrathful that i asked her not to skimp out on quality weed matting for this EXACT. REASON.

the older i get the more spending money physically hurts me

canceling plans and doing the little edie flag dance

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

bsky mods get fucking real

still actively obsessed w this

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

every outing costs $200 now. there are no exceptions.

You can no longer hang out at a coffee shop called Poopies on the strip because of woke

the kitten will knock the phone out of my hand any time i'm holding it and she's in the vicinity and frankly she's right to do it

after running around since 7 am today, after my kids orthodontist and blood work appts this afternoon, i am going to set up a lawn chair and firmly set my ass in it with a drink and some og Melrose Place on the outside tv.

lmao, fubo letting me sign up via vpn, watch for a day and then locking me out due to vpn - unable to even cancel the subscription trial is a great grift.

the kitten will knock the phone out of my hand any time i'm holding it and she's in the vicinity and frankly she's right to do it

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways

do I become a baseball person? I love going to games in person but when it's on TV I tend to wander off. is this a midlife interest I should pick up? do I set up a tv in my back yard in the shade and drink a beer? can I lean into this identity?

Honestly I think any lawyer who accuses an opponent of "clout chasing" should be disbarred. Possibly even disboned.

"Before Trump took office, data shows that in late 2024, ICE was carrying out roughly 300 arrests per day. From December 2025 through January 2026, ICE arrested on average 1,264 people per day, over a 300% increase from the year before."

This is NOT the solution I had in mind to these problems!!

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Bathing your stupid fucking reply in a cleansing violet flame of pure reiki energy. Go forth now and be healed.

my personal theory stands up that a large percentage of male predators and abusers are the way they are because they have enabling, enmeshed mothers

maryland why do you not currently possess this jelly bean

Alex Jones posting 30 minute videos about Tim & Eric and cryig

Bring them to Canada 😭

GIRLIES I NEED UR ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. LIP SMACKERS FLIP GLOSS IS BACK, I REPEAT, IT IS BACK IN PRODUCTION AJEGJAJSHEKAHSHDN

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