Family is pissed because I missed my nephew’s graduation. Fuck them. I have to make more AI female James Talaricos to own him. It’s called being a Patriot

reminder that Elon is directly responsible for roughly 9.4 million global deaths so far.

more excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest

screaming "keistered" and scrambling to hurl my bud light onto the ground each time my daughter steals the soccer ball from someone during saturday morning fun league

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

I would get NOTHING done. I would subscribe to TNN (Tribunal News Network).

idea for the future: sell tickets to the destruction of that fucking ballroom and retire the national debt. an extra fee to actually swing a ball peen hammer myself & knock down a section? Don't mind if I do!

if they actually construct his ballroom I bet we could get Super Bowl numbers for taking a bulldozer to it

Each worker gets a letter which they alone must bury in an unknown area of the world, passing the secret of the letter's location to their heir. Together, they will form an order sworn to prevent a great evil from arising again.

A drunk South Philly guy would've shimmied up there and crowbarred it off in like 10 minutes

one thing has been getting me through the past few weeks, and it's Game Changers on Dropout. genuinely cannot be in a bad mood while watching it.

The Ellisons now own TikTok, Paramount, Warner Bros, CBS News, HBO, Comedy Central, and CNN, among other major channels. They are also the largest private donor to "Friends of the IDF." They also paid $7 billion for streaming rights to UFC, which is hosting an event at the White House.

I've reported on Musk for around 8 years. I've co-authored a book on him. I don't think folks understand the rate of his wealth accumulation. Shortly after he helped elect Donald Trump in Nov 2024, his net worth was around $350 billion. That net worth has nearly tripled in less than two years.

RIP Ted Kaczynski you would have loved orbital data centers

genuinely beside myself about the paramount/WB merger. we are about to quietly lose so much old media.

Elon updating his resume like -Fraud -Fraud -Fraud -Killed several hundred thousand people -Created Hitler sex crime chatbot -Fraud

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Bad news everyone. My pool jarts harpoon business has gone under.

I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun

Just a reminder: the Minister of AI Evan Solomon loves to post on X

you can fit every trillionaire in the world into a single wood chipper

doing three circles and curling up to sleep in my big pile of bazooka joe comics

once i saw elon's search history and it was just "oak barrels with straps" and his chest measurements

oi bruv ur cooked

smh

it's proud day when your child also becomes a professional computer toucher

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they should make morning that i can wake up in and feel Normal

My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious

Absolutely abhorrent that the city staff turned away 18 people from the kenna/ ai data centre public hearing but sure got a big venue when discussing the emergency shelter on Tranquille so that every disgusting thought can be heard from despicable people in our town about unhoused folks. #Kamloops

Not the av cable jibbit

Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.

like

extremely normal how when you click over to the privacy settings for basically every app you use there's an option that says "let AI harvest the souls of you and your loved ones to feed the Torment Panopticon?" and it's set to yes by default

A trend I have noticed recently is that stores are leaving expired food items on the shelves. It seems widespread, convenience stores, grocery stores, even the all natural health food stores. They no longer rotate the stock, they just hope you don’t notice so they can offload it onto you.

Ai for all, right bud? @mark-carney.bsky.social hitching our wagon to this, right?

Propping the TV up with big cans of Roma tomatoes. Greatest city in da world

experiencing the nba finals the way it was intended, refreshing google and bluesky

this is the way

Donald Trump has swallowed a basketball whole like a large and stupid sea bird and died.

😔

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

Friend waiting to get in to MSG reports that when the motorcade rolled by Trump was waving out the window to “the loudest set of boos I’ve ever heard”

I also get booed wherever I go, due to my ways

getting incredibly close to spending an entire payday on extremely plush pillows and cotton comforters and feather bed pads and living in them until i wither

STOP IT!!! STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID!!!