i believe that the election was rigged against spencer pratt. i am basing this on the fact that every sports bettor i follow on truth social said they voted for him. i live in daytona florida and lost my jet ski rental company in my most recent divorce. i am about to launch my own streetwear brand.

doing an LA january 6 (storming the skims store on sunset) in support of spencer pratt

is no one gonna talk about him ripping a huge one when he stood up?

thank you for putting away your phones and sharing an intimate night with me at the Vengeance Panopticondome

so weird to take a stand against big tech surveillance at madison square garden of all places but ok

ICYMI i published an essay from a book i published a few years ago. it's about being a fuckin dumbass idiot with your friends until the real world violently crushes your spirit. danozzi.substack.com/p/the-revolu...

my favorite genre of father’s day card is back: the only thing i know about my dad is that he takes huge craps

on this week's NO DISRESPECT, i took @dbanthony.bsky.social to danzig's house right before my wedding this weekend. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

"are you sure you want to open 62 items?" yeah man i'm just letting the computer do most of the work

very funny that every time i publish something like this i get a bunch of tips from neighbors. this is why local journalism is important!

🚨 DANZIG'S HOUSE UPDATE 🚨 open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

five years ago i published a little memoir zine on my birthday. since it's my birthday again today i thought i'd run one of the essays. it’s about 9/11 and home towns and being a fucking idiot with your best friends. danozzi.substack.com/p/the-revolu...

been noticing this new trend of interviewers asking celebrities about memes they’re in. the celebrity just says something like “yeah ha ha that’s a pretty good one” and that goes viral for some reason. the internet has rotted our brains so bad.

got to see Reversal of Man for the first time in decades. took some photos and had a long chat with singer matt coplon about reunion shows and staying punk as you age. danozzi.substack.com/p/reversal-o...

i don’t need an AI note taker. who will doodle giant buttcheeks and that S thing in the margins?

something i learned while putting this together is that the infamous "get the kid with the sideburns" earth crisis show is on youtube. that's hardcore history right there at 1:30 youtu.be/eGVEvnZeRjE?...

Jersey 👸

oh you thought you were a writer? no your job is making little videos about writing now. you take photos? nah you make videos about taking photos. painter? you make li

the AI version of my beloved late father which does burger king commercials [turns to camera] and is not lame by the way,

i have once again received a perfect score on my routine hourly physical and MRI, which i take voluntarily by the way,

got to see Reversal of Man for the first time in decades. took some photos and had a long chat with singer matt coplon about reunion shows and staying punk as you age. danozzi.substack.com/p/reversal-o...

trying to be less of a hater about popular things. just because something's popular doesn't mean it's inherently bad. HOWEVER there is a strong correlation between a horror movie being embraced by general audiences and it sucking major ass.

finding out via Truth Social that my father, Real Donald Trump ☑️, will not be attending my wedding due to circumstances pertaining to Government

VIRAL VIDEO: Commencement Speaker Gets Booed By Students For Claiming Raditude “Actually Had A Couple Bangers On It”

had a chat with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social about his new book 'Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive: The Story of Asian Man Records' and the joys/struggles of documenting indie music scenes danozzi.substack.com/p/mike-hugue...

got to see touche amore celebrate ten years of their landmark album stage four at the palladium this weekend and thought a lot about death and grief danozzi.substack.com/p/stage-four...

in my weekly column today i wrote about how seeing converge this week made me reflect on how they are still the gold standard in hardcore open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

same energy

in my weekly column today i wrote about how seeing converge this week made me reflect on how they are still the gold standard in hardcore open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

running my annual $1 SUBSCRIPTIONS deal this month. only a buck a month for questionable music journalism! danozzi.substack.com/p/zero-cred-...

Mike Park is quietly one of the most important people in punk music over the last ~35 years, can't wait to read this book

Honored to talk to the great Dan Ozzi about embracing subjectivity, peace through music, and my new book Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive: the Story of Asian Man Records!!! Which, btb (by the by) is out MAY 19!!!

also for the month of may i am doing my annual $1 subscription sale. just a buck a month to read words written by a human and not AI slop. unrelated but here's a great quote from mike in the interview

PEACE THROUGH MUSIC

had a chat with @mikehuguenor.bsky.social about his new book 'Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive: The Story of Asian Man Records' and the joys/struggles of documenting indie music scenes danozzi.substack.com/p/mike-hugue...

🎶 i’m just a teenage sperm count babyyyyy 🎶

SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi

Social Media in 2035

i mentioned it in here but for the month of may i am doing a sale on paid subscriptions. only A DOLLAR A MONTH.

every day before i leave the house i spend 2 hours rehearsing my letterboxd top 4, my subway take, my criterion picks, how much i pay in rent, how i met my partner, my gym routine, my outfit, how i vote, and what i do for a living. i am ready for all influencers at all times.

one of the saddest things is when i am reminded of one of my haters from like 10 years ago and i don't even remember what their problem was. like, your beef did not even leave an impression on me. sorry, bozo. better luck in the next lifetime.

if charli xcx wants to make rock music now that's fine. but i don't think she should be able to transfer fans. she should have to start over from the bottom, playing a 25-minute noon slot at pouzza fest and trying to get coverage at punknews.

On today’s episode of NO DISRESPECT @dbanthony.bsky.social and I spend a good 30 minutes defending the viral “Gary from accounting” guy. I STAND WITH GARY AND ALL MY UNCED OUT BROTHERS IN THE PIT!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

i mentioned it in here but for the month of may i am doing a sale on paid subscriptions. only A DOLLAR A MONTH.

i photographed a small PUP show last week and wrote about how i’ve (hopefully) gotten better at it over time. danozzi.substack.com/p/pup-and-th...

this fifth jackass movie is gonna force me into some really tough decisions

I don’t know you tell me

will today be the day i finally read one of the 20 tabs i've kept open for weeks for "weekend reading"? only time will tell but no.

in which I learnt that the drummer & trumpeter of American Football is also an English academic

just have one news post called "bill maher is a bitch" and provide updates to it bi-yearly until he dies of who cares