made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out. danozzi.bigcartel.com

lol he's looking at this guy like a child coming to terms with death for the first time. it's the same way the girl looks at macaulay culkin in the coffin in My Girl.

Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen

zohran's first act as mayor should be reuniting the bodega boys

all cousins are legally your aunt now

"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach" thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!

every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month. today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest. danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month. today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest. danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

instagram is suppressing my andrew wk costume because i captioned it "you better get ready to die." i have to change it to the more social media friendly "you better get ready to be unalived." that's something everyone can enjoy.

sort of hard to imagine how a social media app built specifically for nazis and white nationalists would be any different from what twitter currently is

hello if you miss music journalism and dumb internet writing may i suggest my newsletter ZERO CRED? it's free or cheap to sign up and people will think you're really cool. danozzi.substack.com

this week i got to see one of my all-time favorite bands, Murder By Death, for the final time on their farewell tour. i am using that as an opportunity to repost the time i convinced them to cover my favorite song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3GY...

H House of Pain - 'House of Pain' A short story about burning CDs and being annoying. danozzi.substack.com/p/alphabetic...

new podcast episode is up. talking about morrissey, the technoprison of attending large concerts, and how we need gatekeepers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

big if true

from now on i'm gonna start all interviews by asking the subject for their workout routine

spiritual cramp has a new record out this friday and it's one of my favorites of the year. i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others. open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

my halloween hot take is that after the success of Scream they should've made a series of slasher movies where the killer dresses like other famous paintings. magritte's the son of man killer and the american gothic couple killers etc

skateboarders are the only demographic worth catering to. all politicians serious about winning elections should wear DC shoes and be able to heelflip.

here's a good look at this dumbass thing

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

absolutely LOVE IT when apps and websites i've been using for years slightly change where the buttons are! love to instinctively click on the wrong thing 10x a day for the next several weeks!

"are you celebrating national charlie kirk day?" me:

secured my copy of my dude @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's new one. probly the book i've been most looking forward to this year. no one is doing it like luke right now. bookshop.org/a/97174/9781...

here's a good look at this dumbass thing

i drank the stupid $20 smashing pumpkins goth smoothie from erewhon and mourned the death of stunt journalism danozzi.substack.com/p/smashing-p...

For you longtime Former Clarity heads, you may remember the medical issues I wrote about six years ago. Well, they're back. But it's okay, because I mostly wrote about the Seattle Mariners instead.

melina's album is out today!

new episode up: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

not sure when it happened exactly but it seems like all the men my age suddenly got really into fashion. not me though. all my clothes come from the vans store and i doubt that will change any time soon.

here's where you can find a list of my books + some of my favorite music books: bookshop.org/lists/music-... free shipping today and tomorrow.

talked to jay som’s melina duterte about touring with boygenius, fighting the algorithm, and taking a long break. danozzi.substack.com/p/jay-som-me...

nodding along intently as my my girlfriend tells me her theories on the new taylor swift album, giving her the same deferential look she gives me when i quote jokes from detroiters

it's october so i have restocked PEOPLE STANDING IN FRONT OF DANZIG'S HOUSE danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/peop...

new episode up. talking about one battle after another (spoilers), the culture wars, and whatever else i don't remember tbh podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

sometimes when i rewatch older tv shows i wanna give pep talks to the young actors with bit parts. like i know you were probly excited to get this spot in an episode of broad city but hang in there buddy one day you're gonna star in severance.

cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep

i got asked for music book recommendations the other day and remembered i had this list of a few of my favorites: bookshop.org/lists/music-...

every(ish) sunday i send out a recap/recommendation/whatever email to paid ZERO CRED subscribers. today's is free. danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

if the president speaks at my funeral when i die i hope he pays me a touching tribute by talking about the topics nearest to my heart: a feud he had with rosie o'donnell in 1997, a list of commercials that are too woke, and a tight five about how shower heads aren't as powerful as they used to be

every(ish) sunday i send out a recap/recommendation/whatever email to paid ZERO CRED subscribers. today's is free. danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

got a bunch of gallagher fans yelling at me because i pointed out the guy had a well documented history of hating watermelons. "you're basing that on a few out of context clips of him smashing watermelons," they're telling me, "watch his full videos and not just what the mainstream media feeds you."

me and @dbanthony.bsky.social took a long hard look at the dark cultural moment we're in and decided what the world needs right now is for us to bring back our podcast. first episode in almost two years: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

today is a good day to ask yourself how much you actually support the independent artists and creators you enjoy, beyond just liking and subscribing. do you pay them money for their work? do you buy their things? fund alternative culture now or be left with the slop.

imagining the FBI interrogating my friends, trying to get a handle on my personal beliefs and motivations, coming away with stuff like "jackass forever, though unnecessary, was a fun addition to the canon" and "rancid could stand to trim a lot of fat off their albums."

norm macdonald died 4 years ago today. been thinking about this bit a lot this week for no real reason. www.youtube.com/shorts/DkvGM...

hm i'm starting to think a handheld device that lets you learn the opinions of every person on planet earth is not a good thing?