another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

traded a mary worth telephone for this.

printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED. only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership. thank you for your attention to this matter! danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...

my adventures in trying to photograph a refrigerator danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

my adventures in trying to photograph a refrigerator danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

hey @dbanthony.bsky.social and i dropped a new episode this week. maybe the last one of the year? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

also included a bunch of screamo releases i liked this year special mention to this Hetta record. channels the annoying brattiness (complimentary) of all the justin pearson/three one G projects hetta.bandcamp.com/album/acetate

finally did my 2025 list! open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.

finally did my 2025 list! open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

of all the year-end lists, this is always the one i look forward to deleting most ❤️

printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED. only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership. thank you for your attention to this matter! danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...

fucking RACED over there but alas as of 10:40 am PST it was gone.

i've thought about the phrase "What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?'" at least once a day for the last 5 months

was watching that bob dylan biopic and trying to think of what my generation’s equivalent of him going electric would be. closest i came up with was title fight releasing hyperview.

cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.

uncanny

somehow rips off both the misfits and afi

i made a photo zine of people standing in front of glenn danzig’s house that has outsold this book

i’ve been carefully monitoring the paul dano debate and my take is that it should be pronounced dane-o

Trigger Warning: Dan plays the dogshit song during the episode

on this week's episode of No Disrespect we're talking about Emo Cop and other crap. @dbanthony.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did

going through everybody's spotify wrapped

does this look like something a “dead culture” could produce???

my most embarrassing thing to admit is a writer is that i always forget whether it's spelled grateful or greatful so to play it safe i just change it to thankful

just walked by gregg turkington on the street! real five bag of popcorn day for me

calling him “Emo Cop” when “ACAB For Cutie” is right there

An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.

when i was a little kid wishing to one day grow up to be a writer, i really should have specified that people would still be able to read. a real monkey's paw situation and that's on me.

ugh the amc app has been down all day and i need tickets to that stupid magic movie. it is very important that i stay dumb as fuck the day after thanksgiving. i don't wanna do any thinking i just wanna see james franco's brother make playing cards fly around and disappear and stuff!

gonna spend next week writing and sending out my annual postcard mailing to paid ZERO CRED subscribers. upgrade this weekend to get one. less than $3 a month! danozzi.substack.com/36f8c985

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

𐕣 Happy Sunday 𐕣

why does rfk sext like dracula?

today on the podcast we’re talking about the loser kent state gun girl going to warped tour and other stuff podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

sir i have bad news about who made your car

Today I passed the 1/3 mark on this longass writing project I assigned myself for no real reason. A through I entries below 👇 👇 👇

bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life

wow big night for us italian american writers with two Zs in our name

swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section

not joking when i say the i think you should leave subreddit has become my #1 news source

1. Jackass: The Movie 2. Jackass Number Two 3. Jackass 3D 4. Jackass Forever

i wake up in a cold sweat, haunted by memories of my years in the music blogging trenches. suddenly a headline for a feature story hits me like a grenade. There's a Male Loneliness Epidemic? Tell That to Japandroids

every time i see this tweet the gunshots from nas' "ether" start playing in my head

this is the top user photo of my book on its amazon page. it has extremely cursed energy and i hate it so much. if you are the user who posted it ("jack") i am asking you to please remove it and free me from this monkey's curse.