live laugh love is not enough podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

not joking when i say my own parents have mayyyybe 100 photos of me. tops.

i got choked up when green day played the super bowl and thousands of people in the crowd held up their copies of SELLOUT by dan ozzi. thank you ❤️

bullying works!

I had never heard of the Grammys so this podcast was very informative.

me and @dbanthony.bsky.social had some thoughts on turnstile's grammy wins. as far as i know we are the only people to have done so. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

If you're looking for something to pick up this Bandcamp Friday, I humbly submit for your consideration:

SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi

wrote a bit about springsteen’s minneapolis song which to me doesn’t sound like it matches the current moment danozzi.substack.com/p/i-need-pro...

"let boil and stir continuously for 12-15 minutes" ah yes for one joyce manor album

i’ve been taking mental notes of every celeb who has associated with this administration on any level. will this information ever be useful? will i ever need to know that diplo went skiing with rfk or wacka flocka flame attended the melania premiere? probly not but as an avowed hater i must be ready

Good mail day yesterday from @danozzi.bsky.social.

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it's not that i don't have time to watch an episode of snl, it's just a lot more convenient for me to watch 40 instagram clips of 2 minutes of each sketch where half the screen is cut off

every time i post about abolishing ice i get one of those "patriot punk" dudes yelling at me in my DMs. out of morbid curiosity i click the little bandcamp link in their bio and their band is always, without fail, the most comically bad shit i've ever heard in my life.

LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.

the rightwing got everything they fantasized about for decades. a tyrannical government sending militias to take their guns and tread on them. but at the last minute they decided to turn their focus to the cracker barrel logo and super bowl halftime performers. biggest losers in human history.

thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.

i am seeing middle aged moms who normally post baking content now writing words that sound like leftover crack lyrics. this has got to be a turning point.

just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.

printed some more of these. still tossing them in with any orders in my store. or if you're just looking to get a few stickers hit me up.

the year is 2027 and It has finally happened. when it's announced on tv, the people of america cheer so hard in unison that earth is pushed two inches off its orbit, ending global warming and the need for daylight savings. previously extinct species respawn and universal life expectancy increases.

was shopping for a suit online and found this. absolutely love the direction they gave the model. “yeah man pretend like you’re slapping a bass. that’s perfect. yeah real bosstones style that’s perfect man.”

when i’m listening to the hope conspiracy at the gym

"On the morning of December 7, 2017, I was sitting at the Noisey desk, finishing up a hearty blogger’s breakfast (two bags of nacho cheese Doritos and one can of Red Bull) when I noticed my friend Luke O’Neil was tweeting about Weezer slightly more than usual." www.vice.com/en/article/t...

me and @dbanthony.bsky.social made a new episode of No Disrespect. also, if you have punk problems, leave us a voicemail and we'll solve em in a future ep. 347-696-6679 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

what happened to those jezebel witches that put a curse on charlie kirk we may have another job for them

The median American here imo

rule of threes do your thing

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

women will talk to their best friend on the phone for 90 minutes and then say "i'm so glad we got to catch up briefly"

you really can’t laugh hard enough at the videos of these dumb ice pigs tripping and eating shit. they should be shown on a loop in times square. there should be a whole category for them at the oscars.

here's some actual good stuff that happened online this week open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

i've never cared what any vice president has had to say and i'm certainly not gonna start with jd vance

New song, video, record announcement, and tour. So proud of how this album came out. Music is the best. You can watch the video and pre order the record here! www.gladie.net

1st ep of the year babyyyy talkin bout beloved venues closing and other crap! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

i decided that i need to start archiving some of my old pieces so that they have somewhere to live. here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney. open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

really hoping she gets some answers

Bottom of the Hill Chain Reaction Music Hall of Williamsburg i realize that nothing is forever and scenes adapt and evolve and new venues rise from the ashes of the old ones and whatnot. but still, man. fucking devastating.

a sincere thank you to the phrase "did you see marty supreme?" for saving at least three stalled conversations this holiday season

i decided that i need to start archiving some of my old pieces so that they have somewhere to live. here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney. open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

finally did my 2025 list! open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...

this year i got engaged and had a #1 book. they're calling it frankly one of the biggest years in terms of annual.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

traded a mary worth telephone for this.

printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED. only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership. thank you for your attention to this matter! danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...

my adventures in trying to photograph a refrigerator danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

my adventures in trying to photograph a refrigerator danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...