Remember when that dude picked a fight with Reacher?

My all-time World Cup XI went 7-1 on 8-0 ⚽ Can you build a perfect squad? www.8-0.app/r/AW46rKB

John Kruk on the delights of an English Muffin when the butter gets into the nooks and crannies.

I come inside and the Phillies start scoring runs. Coincidence?

Hey @treblaw.bsky.social I feel as if you’ve already declared a beer of the summer? If so, definitive. But I’d love to get this on the “chairman’s recommended” list. Appreciate the consideration.

What up, homie?

Nazis hated Black people, but they were still allowed to stay at the Olympic Village that year. Congratulations, America, you have done it again! Unprecedented Racism!

Tennis!!!

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Bourbon heist... 6abc.com/post/500k-wo...

barcelona. el millor lloc del món 🔥🤝

📣 Groomer

"'Just another day in the D,' Rev. Canon Jean-Baptiste Commins told local media after surviving the harrowing ordeal." www.ncregister.com/news/hero-pr...

As someone who played high-school tennis, I feel as if it is my duty this morning to share that playing on clay is a lot of fun! Sliding all over the place like Jamiroquai n'shit.

🚨 tree down on the street

I’ll bet if he killed another pet, Catturd’s circle would be bigger.

Can check.

This could have easily been a single magazine.

Oh that’s a really nice shot.

The Soldier Field PA system played FREEBIRD after the Antonee Robinson golazo

98 percent chance they win the Cup.

What. A. Goal. #USMNT

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🚀

I’m just happy that the Knicks biggest and favorite fan will be able to attend the game for free tomorrow night or whenever it is.

Told my bride and son to play this song at my funeral. During my birthday dinner. I’m a fun guy.

Had to be pre-heated beers.

There’s so much beauty in the world.

From now on, I'm living my life with "aggressive breakfast energy". And how can you fire someone who was never hired?

TO THE WINDOOOWWWWWSSSS

That was stupid, Frenchman.

Sports app.

lol grown ass man still needs his daddy

Maybe the Spurs can still save America. I don’t know. Blind faith that maybe the future isn’t as bleak as one would think.

Hart should be ejected

lol bad overturn but whatever

Sitting outside listening to Tribe and, decades later, am still pondering how one just leaves their wallet in El Segundo.

Spencer Pratt blocked me on Twitter a few years back. I think I was making fun of him losing money on buying rocks and failed spousal plastic surgery procedures.

That’s perfectly fine, but I just don’t like New York fans being happy and I’m not ever going to let that pettiness slip away.

Just saw an IG video from last month of a dog loose and evading capture on the pitch and realized they should just have a channel where it’s just videos of dogs and other animals running loose on soccer pitches evading capture.

As a man voter, I feel so seen.

Wonder if anybody’s ever named their dog Andy Sipowicz.

Smash burgers are antithetical to the very notion of eating a burger. I will not be fielding questions about this.

Judy (Judy's pancakes) just posted an IG photo of her getting handcuffed. I hope this isn't what it appears to be!

I've yet to hear a valid argument against making Lil John & the East Side Boys (feat. Ying Yang Twins) "Get Low" the new national anthem.

Ordered the lad a Lamine WC kit just now. Please clap.

Word on the street is Cubs.

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WIITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER...

My new Adidas sneakers will be arriving today. Please clap.

Go Birds