Just sitting here thinking about how wild it is that there are two umlauts in Mötley Crüe again, as normal people do.

OK, now let’s get Disney adults super mad about ICE.

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

Let this post serve as formal notification that I, too, am aware Jimmy Kimmel will be back on air tomorrow night.

Thinking about the Philadelphia Eagles.

Remember when Jordan Davis blocked what would've been a walkoff FG for the Rams, and then ran it all the way back for a tuddie?

Philadelphia Eagles.

Jordan Davis.

Got you big dog

This is what losing to the Philadelphia Eagles does to people

Remember when the Eagles season was a fucking disaster and then it wasn’t?

Imagine not being Philly.

And we just pretended her early songs were good because of woke.

tfw you know Philly > you

All degenerate gamblers need to open their apps up and bet the Giants tonight.

lol just found out Packers lost from Jaws

Sup?

The Eagles were literally getting dog walked around 3pm today.

Philadelphia Eagles

Patullo’s body wash up yet?

Did the Phillies win too?

Did I just see a scorebug indicating the cowboys are down bad?

Y’all can hate on Jalen Carter for a lot of valid reasons but that motherfucker is a sport changer.

Legit thread starting. Pay attention!

Imagine being a Rams fan today.

Paused for a moment during chores to laugh about the shambles that Philly haters are in.

Dancing in the driveway to Charlie/Billy Guess. Thanks, Jordan Davis.

Run for cover, motherfucker

Listening to Missy E makes post games chores a blessing.

Honestly, everybody else in the NFL should get relegated because they have no chance against the Eagles.

(Morbid mind taking over) I guess Carter’s more apt to be Jerome in the Reggie/Jerome construct. RIP Pelle.

Committing my life at 52 to being able to run 18.59 MPH even if it’s only a 3-yard move.

NFL gonna try to ban FG blocks next.

lol

Today was the them starting Cooper moment last year.

“Babe, I think you’re scaring the dogs.”

I'll be comfortable with this loss.

The Birds are down by a touchdown And they need points now We need six here, scream Philadelphia Dads!

Need 6 here

Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh Tuuuuuussshhhhhh Puuuuuussshhhhhh

AJ Brown

Seen in the men’s room at Camden Yards via my husband #mlb #orioles

JC JD my big beautiful giant children.

BIG BOY FOOTBALL

Need a stop here.

Dakota may not even know the Birds are better now

Saquon still getting 200