Next up: True Romance. Things would’ve been so different if that lady went to see three Sonny Chiba movies with Clarence.

Don’t take this as anti-Italian xenophobia but Al Pacino is the worst actor in the majority (not vast, but enough) of his films.

🚨 Ted Levine sighting 🚨

- Bom vídeo. 😷👍

Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38

Christ isn’t going to save the fucking mascots, tubby.

Dead pop tart walking on the mile.

"Why Peter Thiel is leaving Silicon Valley" (2018)

tfw the in-laws’ kids ate all your pop tarts

Hurdler with a wee paunch.

This game better not go to overtime. I am ready to see a Pop Tart fucking die.

Share a 90s TV show that deserves more

Buzz the Yellow Jacket is now wearing a Pop-tart costume

Stroud got a FanDuel endorsement?

RIP in peace our heroes 🫡

auto parts store tina can I have a personal serenade

Placing a $1000 bet that Auto Parts Store Tina will win this year's Grammy for best new female performer

While Bluesky is cool and all (go Birds), it’s not lost on me — nor should it be lost on anyone — that there are more welcoming and engaged Auto Parts Store Tina communities on both Instagram and Reddit.

It brings me no joy to report this but ACAB applies to pop tarts now.

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Dabo losing his last game of the season in a multiethnic city? Dagnabbit, tough times.

mfs be like “i’m in yo city” and they’re just in boston lmao like have fun try the fentanyl it’s our staple 💯😤

Think I’m gonna smoke some angel dust with about 10 minutes left in the Pop Tart Bowl.

Why is Penn State playing on a soccer pitch?

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image

I am watching, now, the only Christmas movie worth watching.

Yes. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/BHmoS4

Losers cheering because some dork dunked over Joel. Unseemly.

While an hour longer than needed, the blue people movie was fun.

Belated Christmas gift just arrived

Love too have movie tickets for exactly when the sleet/freezing-rain storm hits.

"Police said the driver of the Cybertruck ran from the scene before police arrived. Hartford Police officials said the department is 'making strides' in identifying the driver." www.wtnh.com/news/connect...

Columbus was from Portugal. It’s sauce, not gravy. White Castle is older than Italy. #ehhhhimwalkinghere #gabagool

“Still going over every choice made…” Are you really, though?

SLAVE PRINCESS LEIA ON FXX RIGHT NOW

There are two Blueskies: one for Philly folks/those who abide by Philly sensibilities and one for the riff raff. Porn is just a bonus for all to enjoy.

This doesn’t look, like, anything close to good.

New neighbors down the block just stopped by to introduce themselves. Seem really cool. Go Birds!

Birds by 16,965,027

Santa can’t be busy because Santa is a fictional character. However, ham sniffers are as real af and the best humanity has to offer.

*taps 🎙️* time to make some scrapple brother

You ate all the lembas bread? That’s all we fucking had left.

Rocky IV mountains training montage starting right fucking now on Paramount.

Wonder how different things would be if Riley Gaines just swam a little faster that one time.