Losers cheering because some dork dunked over Joel. Unseemly.

While an hour longer than needed, the blue people movie was fun.

Belated Christmas gift just arrived

Love too have movie tickets for exactly when the sleet/freezing-rain storm hits.

"Police said the driver of the Cybertruck ran from the scene before police arrived. Hartford Police officials said the department is 'making strides' in identifying the driver." www.wtnh.com/news/connect...

Columbus was from Portugal. It’s sauce, not gravy. White Castle is older than Italy. #ehhhhimwalkinghere #gabagool

“Still going over every choice made…” Are you really, though?

SLAVE PRINCESS LEIA ON FXX RIGHT NOW

There are two Blueskies: one for Philly folks/those who abide by Philly sensibilities and one for the riff raff. Porn is just a bonus for all to enjoy.

This doesn’t look, like, anything close to good.

New neighbors down the block just stopped by to introduce themselves. Seem really cool. Go Birds!

Birds by 16,965,027

Santa can’t be busy because Santa is a fictional character. However, ham sniffers are as real af and the best humanity has to offer.

*taps 🎙️* time to make some scrapple brother

You ate all the lembas bread? That’s all we fucking had left.

Rocky IV mountains training montage starting right fucking now on Paramount.

Wonder how different things would be if Riley Gaines just swam a little faster that one time.

Not all who wander are lost.

Wake up babe, the flat-headed cats are back. www.livescience.com/animals/flat...

While it's actually good to watch a sports-team empire crumble, this makes me sad. share.inquirer.com/HnEnN9

Real ones know the battle of Helms Deep is the greatest military conflict of all time.

Star of the show is either the plastic orca or poppers reference in the kicker.

Remember Twitter?

If ICE had any self-respect or dignity, they’d target people who wear matching pajamas instead of hard-working, respectable migrants.

When the in-laws arrive with the Mac and cheese and Irish whisky.

5. Bad Santa 4. Elf 3. Gremlins 2. Die Hard 1. One Battle After Another

Candy canes aren’t fucking overrated. I’m turning Netflix football off now. Fuck those announcers. Hope they get sour stomach on Christmas.

It’s important, to me, that Dallas call more plays for running back Javonte Williams henceforth in this sports competition.

I love this for everybody.

That’s a BS call, but whatever. Trash teams don’t deserve proper officiating.

More like Frankie Poo-vu

Greenland 2 Migration implies there was a Greenland 1, with which I am not familiar.

I’m surprised Dallas isn’t resting starters for the playoffs. 🤗

This dude’s medical history is a better read than the Bible.

May your holiday blessings be abundant and your skies chemtrail free.

Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!

Which of the seven fishes pairs best with remembering Italy was on Germany’s side in the early 1940s?

Mad props to the youth soccer tournaments in the Lancaster region for affording me the chance to acquire Breakfast Meats for Christmas Day.

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Watching One Battle After Another again. A couple points: 1) It’s a Christmas movie. 2) I’ve not seen the potential competition but if it doesn’t clean sweep the Oscars, I won’t want to see another movie again because the entire industry is cheapened beyond repair.

“Ask your grandfather how many underage girls Obama raped” is a fun way to liven up Christmas Eve.

Folks calling Rudolph a system reindeer, ball knowledge is at an all-time low

tfw you’re using old newspapers to start the fireplace and find a story that was written about you 15 years ago.

Because, to a “man,” they are little fucking bitches who have never taken or thrown a punch.

Siri, what is a bankers box?

Her humanizing segment on Stephen and Katie Miller is going to be fucking incredible.

I really hate to do this but I’m horrified to think about what the real world president right now would say to Sen. Ruth Martin on their initial contact.