Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Remember Andrew Cuomo?

Banger

When you can’t bend over because the catheter bag is full.

Montco represent.

Back to prison. Steve Bannon is going back to prison.

Commanders are 3-7 since the Hard Rock takeover. 😂 #nfl #NFL #nflmems

Now that it’s Thanksgiving month, I think it’s time for you all to go on the record: who is the biggest jive turkey in the world?

What fun is riding SEPTA regional rail without the risk of the train exploding at any given moment? Nanny state strikes again.

Need a serious cup of mud brother.

What do tigers dream of When they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

Libs win one election night and now NBC’s showing Wicked instead of my Law & Order stories? I want my country back.

My Instagram algorithm has focused on Goodbye Horses-involved content. I have never felt more seen, understood and appreciated.

There’s a couple exceptionally talented artists on the new season of Ink Master, folks.

I can't get over how fast RFK Jr. scurried out of the room like a cockroach when that dude bottomed out today lmao

Man, this Marshawn Kneeland story is horribly tragic. RIP.

Obviously, Jared Fogle is getting a presidential commutation by sunset.

Quick question, folks: What's the consensus on ice-cold Thursday beers?

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Yeah, that chyron.

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

Not going to comment on the conservative feminist's appearance. Not going to comment on the conservative feminist's appearance. Not going to comment on the conservative feminist's appearance. Not going to comment on the conservative feminist's appearance. It would be an insult to Rocky Dennis.

lol Rahm Emanuel

Time for a Hot Pocket (pepperoni pizza). Thank you. God bless.

Save the date: We are just 254 days away from the 20th anniversary of Carl Monday's exposé on people cranking to online porn at the Berea (Ohio) library. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BGV...

Gizmo is a street-corner trick just looking for a way to break free of what life's become. Stripe is the secretary-general of NATO.

Good morning to anybody who supports an MLS side featuring a 16-year-old who scored in the U17 World Cup yesterday and only to them.

We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.

One Last Breath by Creed is a total banger. Good morning. The First Amendment is back and stronger than ever, patriots. 👊🏼 🇺🇸🔥

Is Jelly Roll still a thing?

*sips tea* virginiamercury.com/2025/11/05/d...

RESULTS

heard y’all like Eugene V. Debs www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2347-e...

Donnie boy couldn’t even knock out Glass Joe at this point.

Driving to soccer tonight brought about a vibrant conversation about how the current political landscape impacts a 15yo’s life. He was engaged in the discussion, particularly my breakdown of what I hope last night means for the future. This chat somehow wound to JFK and “Irish need not apply” signs.

Collected too many footballs at the Linc that should have been given to kids.

Show feet.

Just saw this wonderful post on Instagram and wanted to share it here. www.instagram.com/reel/DQonaVC...

Zohran’s still a trash Knicks fan. Let’s not lose sight of that.

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

I genuinely adore the fact that the worst people this country has to offer are having the worst day of their lives today. It’s heartwarming and rejuvenating.

Just ordered a Zohran shirt to give a maga relative for Christmas. Inshallah.

Democratic New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani concludes victory speech with "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit in Brooklyn, New York (2025)