squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

DEATH FROM ABOVE

This morning's sunrise over Lake Superior was pretty darn good.

*Paul McCartney voice* Simply having a wonderful menty b

The world’s most wholesome commission in progress.

Choir, let me share a thought with you. If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted. Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system? If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down. Amen.

Facts. 😂

lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted. Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.

Back in the days when commercial property owners actually cleared snow from the bus stops outside their doors. I know, I know, but it's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

It's those damn Gales of November every time.

An interesting title for anyone who's seen SE7EN.

My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor

It’s a beautiful and well built building. Someone is going to get a steal buying this. The theatre was going to get a major overhaul. I hope that is still happening.

I did a journalism for @racketmn.com in the name of democracy—crisp, malty, refreshing democracy. You can't get this sort of local flavor anywhere else.

I spoke to Rian Johnson about WAKE UP DEAD MAN. He tells the story about how Daniel Craig was almost not Benoit Blanc. How Craig will always play Benoit Blanc in future movies. And he makes a personal plea to an Oscar winning actor to be in Knives Out 4. www.indiewire.com/features/int...

Grover just made me cry a little. #SesameStreet #BeKindToYourself

[marc cohn voice] 🎶 working in sweatpants

Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:

These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.

Folks in Midway/down University stay safe!

taking down AO3 but not my job: Cloudflare confirmed homophobic

Unfortunately, due to the spotty nature of the Cloudflare outage, I was able to log in to work today

Jesus, I see what you've done for other sites, & I want that for Slack & Salesforce

Not now, widening gyre

40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.

in the last 5 days these laid-off VIBE staffers have only made it to 31% of their GoFundMe goal after being laid off. please show them the same support you showed Teen Vogue!!

Everyone at work discussing the cloudflare outage and whether it impacts us Me: NEVER MIND ALL THAT AO3 IS DOWN!

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do... do uk adults not understand jamaica

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:

Note: That is NOT Lee Pace on the right. I KNOW, RIGHT?

Upholding TPT's longstanding tradition of airing everything I like in late-night/overnight hours so they can show 10-year-old Antiques Roadshow reruns in prime time, this airs at 10 pm in Minneapolis-St. Paul. (Yes, I have Passport, so I'll watch it on Saturday.)

One of the great moments of this was Adam West's phone book entries:

He's not rich enough to buy a nail gun? Like actual builders do?

NEW MCMANSION HELL: CHUD ATLANTIS mcmansionhell.com/post/8002175...

So, I've been contemplating whether or not to say this, and had hoped I would have a chance to tell Richard this to his face last night, but he bolted out of that room right quick. But one of the things that's been clear to me since I launched A Better DFL? People are hungry for change.

I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.

I’m gonna miss our only true poster Senator

Fine, I'll just say it: We don't have enough songs about Swiss casinos burning down.

Highlights from the Bundled Up on Broad auction opening tmow 11/13!! (Buys warm clothes for the families at my synagogue Rodeph Shalom Philly's food pantry, or give directly to our wishlist: bit.ly/bundled25) I HAVE to start with Olivia Waite's beaded octopus www.32auctions.com/organization...

#BlueZicos #MusicChallenge Wednesday: Explosives You Dropped A Bomb On Me - The Gap Band www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lk...

the thing is that there are only two explanations for this and they are both utterly disqualifying for Dem leadership 1. you knew they would come for abortion and you already decided you were willing to give it up 2. you did NOT know, because you are too gullible for the job you currently hold

babe wake up it's Costco jamón season

Elizabeth Shaffer is from the old school that says: don't attempt to address the problem, let it be as dangerous as possible, eventually they'll learn.

🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat