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Scum.

Tweaked my back in the early evening and was in immense pain* for our whole show tonight, then started getting a migraine. Came straight home, took an Imitrex, and am currently waiting for it to knock me out. * NEW FOLLOWERS: I broke my back three years ago and have been slowly healing since then

Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na Law. Everyone is going to Get A Job.

Oh good, feteing the sex pest again.

#WWE Hall of Famer X-PAC returned to F1RST Wrestling tonight to welcome the fans to Twin Cities Carnage at @twincitiescon.bsky.social! …and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya! 😉

HECKIN’ RIGHT

When you’re at a convention and run into a mother and son cosplaying as characters from the movie your friend wrote, you call him on FaceTime. …and sometimes he answers shirtless.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

As I block someone on TikTok: If you use Generative AI, I don’t want your opinion on anything. It means less than nothing to me. Your taste is rancid with the corruption of billionaires and empty of thought and interest. You are alike in critical thought to a rock on a lake shore.

For real, you can just ask people over North about things that happen over North. Real people live here. Many on this app. It's not a theoretical place in Minneapolis

Okay, we got the Laser Loon cards in Saint Paul, but these are nice too.

Just ran into @delilahsdawson.bsky.social at @twincitiescon.bsky.social. We talked about @crobertcargill.bsky.social, as is standard practice.

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I’m just mad they’re not the Goldeneye 64s!

8 outstate MN counties deciding to use sheriffs to carry out ICE enforcement, like immigrants aren't the reason a bunch of your towns didn't die. Also, the amount of tribal land near those places.... *Gently puts phone down because I did not wish to speak to any authorities*

Got to the Minneapolis Convention Center before 8am to bring in an entire wrestling ring, entrance, merch booth, and tech through an exhibit hall, up a massive freight elevator, and down into a ballroom. Come on out to the MCC tonight and tomorrow! $20 ATD, you don’t need a Twin Cities Con badge!

he’s just like me fr

Look what they took from us.

Ugh. What a waste of talent.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Ugh. What a waste of talent.

Fantastic film. Not for everyone, certainly.

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Sorry if you disagree but it's definitely easier to raise a child than to keep track of a tube of chapstick.

Look what they took from us.

Hm.

𝕹𝖔𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖊𝖘. 🥀𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑵 𝑪𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑨𝑮𝑬🎪 fri. nov. 7 | sat. nov. 8 @twincitiescon.bsky.social minneapolis, minnesota doors 6:30pm | show 7pm all ages welcome 🚨 𝕲𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖜🚨 🎟️ www.tixr.com/groups/twinc...

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“Having sex with a woman is actually gay.”

I think he would give the nod to whoever is most able to GET HIM PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

ICE isn’t going after the worst of the worst. This morning, they took a preschool teacher without a warrant IN FRONT OF CHILDREN in my district. #ice #chicago

How Her can fix St. Paul’s budget: 1. Pass administrative citations (✅) 2. Annex Falcon Heights 3. Issue citations to the State Fair re: terrible toilet paper 4. Profit 5. Complete Summit reconstruction plan in its current form ✌🏻❤️🧻

Frankly, the best thing that Melvin Carter did as Mayor is hire @seankershaw.bsky.social as Director of Public Works. The department is the most responsive it's been in twenty years, and the plowing - while not perfect - has returned to the quality it was prior to the last director shitting the bed.

“… year later, with prices still high and anti-trans rhetoric solving none of voters’ real problems, the strategy appeared to backfire. Voters seemed tired of the culture wars and frustrated that Republicans remained fixated on scapegoating instead of governing.” open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Massive defeat for the anti-pronouns crowd in St Paul.

If Her truly is committed to listening to St. Paulers who have “often been left out of the conversation about the future of the city” she’ll have to ignore her core constituency, rich white folks

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

Welp. 1) Imagine if Carter had actually actively campaigned through the whole election cycle, not just the end. 2) It’s not over in Minneapolis, but I do wonder what would have happened if Davis hadn’t had to suspend his campaign for a month when his mom died.

💥𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑵 𝑪𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑨𝑮𝑬💥 ❗️THIS WEEKEND❗️ FRI. NOV. 7 | SAT. NOV. 8 @twincitiescon.bsky.social Minneapolis, Minnesota Doors 6:30pm | Show 7pm All Ages Welcome 👉🏻TICKETS ON SALE NOW👈🏻 🎟️ www.tixr.com/groups/twinc...

live view from cuomo hq

The newly elected mayor of New Yorl, Zohran Mamdani, was live for Kenny Omega vs. Bryan Danielson at AEW Grand Slam!

Get yourself a neighborhood where you can walk to vote.