This Prep Day™️for my third colonoscopy (HAT TRICK!) of the summer has been rough. I’m so hungry, and. Now I have to try and sleep before the procedure which isn’t until the early afternoon. But hey, no cancer yet!

This guy is younger than me?!? I guess hate and lying does make you age rapidly.

Cry harder baby

don't use AI as a factchecker because *it makes shit up*. this phrase does not occur in Downbelow Station: I just searched the e-book. (h/t @fatalist.bsky.social)

Uh… @derekmahr.bsky.social, @quinnelizabeth.bsky.social — why is this statue on the Iowa State Capitol so horny? …and do you have her number?

“I would never go downtown Minneapolis, it’s too dangerous.” Mind you it’s me and 3000 lesbians headed to the Lynx

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Get your tickets, Minneapolis… The Prestigious, Historic & World Renowned Tri-Coastal Intercontinental Tag Team Champions are coming to the #UptownVFW! ⚠️F1RST Wrestling: 𝑼𝑵𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑫⚠️ SATURDAY | October 4th Doors 7pm | Show 8pm | 21+ Event 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/f1rst-wres...

Most late night hosts are only pulling 1-2M live viewers on terrestrial television. What Kimmel has that most other shows don't is 20M subscribers on Youtube. His Youtube reach is insane. So Sinclair can torpedo their timeslot and send their viewers to Youtube all they like. Kimmel is back.

On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.

Sorry, the roads will be just as busy tomorrow.

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

God rapturing people up up up into the sky, past the stratosphere where they all freeze and suffocate: [celestial voice] D’OHH!!

Sorry, the roads will be just as busy tomorrow.

Just another bit of evidence that Brian was lyin’! It was “too dangerous” for the Apostle, but Smorgie’s next door is still doing fine and a new joint is able to open in the Apostle spot. Stop supporting Hope Breakfast Bar and The Gnome. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

Among the best parts of my job is telling people how "the rapture" is a scam invented in tbe 19th century and is not in the bible at all

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

The whole administration in one quote

Walz is fine and all (yes, just fine), but Illinois has a Governor who quoted ANDOR.

Fast, strong boycotts can work. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

HAPPY FALL EVERYBODY

Under pressure from Texas government officials, Angelo State University in Texas is banning all discussion or mention of the existence of trans people along with banning the LGBTQ pride flag from campus and forced misgendering of trans people. conchoobserver.com/2025/09/19/a...

Please note: if you see stickers or posters advertising an “Active Club,” they are not some sort of benign fitness club. www.splcenter.org/resources/ha...

I’m sure these kids you sic’d dogs on will grow up to feel super grateful for a society that treated them with dignity and respect

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

"bluesky is an echo chamber"

Just thinking about how the Wellstone memorial in 2002 got too campaigny and the backlash led to Walter Mondale losing that Senate seat a couple weeks later. But now this is a thing that happens.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

To those who cancelled their Disney related subscriptions. Since Trump defunded PBS, it would help them quite a bit if you took the same money you used to send to Disney and instead, sent it to PBS/NPR.

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

Good lord, what is wrong with these people?

Donald Trump returns with pyro to interfere in main event, puts weeping widow though table. #WeAreAllChappie

Technologically advanced band! IPhonehead

I don’t feel so special now, Mary from Netflix Indonesia.

The wife’s concert is tonight at they Parkway Theater at 48th and Chicago — her Prairie Fire Choir joins with the Roe Family Singers at 7pm! 🎟️: theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/p...

One of my last big projects at my old job was finding alternatives to Uline. I had almost completed the report and was ready to begin switching over when…oops, COVID closed the offices!

a beautiful soul, an absolute saint.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

A press release to beg people to stop criticizing Trump and DHS & ICE agents who are attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping people off the streets, operating concentration camps where members of Congress are not allowed in, and rendering people to foreign lands they've never been to 🤔

Is Justin Roberts the only person not calling it the Men’s World Championship? #AEWAllOut

Mercedes Moné mined iconic Canadian television for her #AEWAllOut entrance.

I think Mercedes owes @effylives.com royalties for her Twink Gauntlet entrance. #AEWAllOut

This seems legit.

Hey @amyklobuchar.com, @repangiecraig.bsky.social, @mccollum.house.gov, @kellymorrisonmn.bsky.social…what are you even doing? Thanks to @smith.senate.gov and @repilhan.bsky.social.

Maybe when you give us TAXICAB CONFESSIONS back.

Olivia Colman is the greatest actor working today, example #732:

Olivia Colman is the greatest actor working today, example #732: