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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

MPS is extending online classes into April and even though this is good for students in hiding WE CANNOT KEEP THIS UP FOR TWO MORE MONTHS SOMEONE WITH REAL POWER DO SOMETHING DEMOCRATS YOU FECKLESS ASSHOLES STOP FUNDING THIS TERRORISM

um. i think i took a wrong turn somewhere?

In Boston ICE randomly pulled over this huge white Irish guy with a Mass drivers license, 20 years in the states, legal status, pending green card and have held him for 5 months, his citizen wife paid a $4k bond that was ignored(!) ICE forged his signature on deportation agreement, no appeal

I know what he means, I’m too tall to reach things on the top shelf.

I recorded a Big Game Ad™️ today, but we didn’t have $10M lying around, so here you go:

Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

A reminder to the haters it takes this many states to outnumber the American citizens in Puerto Rico (~3.5m v. ~3.2m)

When I was a kid, the super bowl ads were all beer, cola, and Doritos. Then it was dot-coms. A couple years ago it was all crypto. This year is all AI slop, surveillance, and online betting. What a grim reflection of the world the tech oligarchs have wrought.

Yes. Ring cameras are ICE cameras.

I recorded a Big Game Ad™️ today, but we didn’t have $10M lying around, so here you go:

Wait hold up... Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

I know what he means, I’m too tall to reach things on the top shelf.

Fine, I’ll do it. But I’ll swear a lot.

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

Hi all, there are a lot of things to be said about the chaos, kidnapping and murder, that is happening in the state I live in right now. I want to highlight some things I have personally seen in the last month or so out on the streets in Minneapolis. 🧵

Everyone is applauding now Presidential this guy looks but he needs to answer for this

Prince and gymnastics?! I'm sat! 10s across the board.

There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.

Bari Weiss must be a busy lady, running both CBS and NBC.

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

I believe Walz, Frey, Witt, O'Hara genuinely want the ICE surge out of MN and Minneapolis. Some of them genuinely might want all of ICE out for good. At the same time, the ICE surge is not an existential threat to their jobs/careers. The appearance of disorder in the streets is. An uprising is.

One of the reasons I am *begging* everyone to stop using “Minneapolis” as a synecdoche for the entire Twin Cities metro area is that leads to inaccurate reporting like this. These are Minnesota State Police, who are under the command of Tim Walz, and this is not happening in Minneapolis.

YOUTH PASTOR: You know who else should have pulled out?

Let this be the image of resistance against these very evil, very stupid people.

bitcoin might be the only thing in the world where its cultural value could go up if the people who loved it the most never opened their mouths

A surprisingly good action movie, especially for Bond fans!

LAST NIGHT’S DREAM. STRAP IN. My whole extended family — my parents, my brothers, their partners, my one brother’s kids — decided to go ice skating. There was a long ice track between two parts of the city (which was not Minneapolis or Saint Paul), so you went to one building, and took a tram (1/x)

Shit, now we’re never going to get the streetcars back.

O NO ROBBIE WILLIAMS

TWIN CITIES Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action. No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group. Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest." acatusa.com

In Eau Claire for a wrestling show tonight. Referee James Durden and I each had a “sand-wich”, a Wisconsinite delicacy.

Chicago gets to vote for an Abolish ICE name. 😡

OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY: 1) There should be a streaming option to see the whole Ceremony and not jump out for US interviews 2) They mic’ed it well, but you could definitely hear a good number of boos when Israel entered 3) Shaun White Talk About Something Besides Snowboarding Or Yourself Challenge

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Every day - EVERY FUCKING DAY - he finds a new low, a new bottom of the barrel, a new way to be more disgusting and depraved than the day before. It's almost like in meeting someone said "Everyone is calling you a pedophile, sir" and his response was "You mean they aren't calling me racist anymore?"

Mein Chemical Romance bsky.app/profile/koma...

welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up

odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts

because one (1) person asked for it here is a thread comparing the various governments of France from 1789 to the present as Arrested Development characters.

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

Weird how all the drug trafficking stopped after we stole their oil

Tonight at 8:30 PM our constituent Ricky was pepper sprayed by ICE on 18th & Polk. 2 agents parked their car, got out and approached observers, started pepper spraying Ricky on public property, and then drove away and left. Nothing is changing on the ground in Minnesota. ICE must be abolished.

The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.