I am going to play nier: automata instead of watching this and I am going to feel so good while doing it

if I had tourette's I would simply choose to yell respectful accolades about women and poc instead of slurs and profanity

my dark curse is that every time someone says anything remotely similar to "that would count," I automatically hear elon musk saying "eating shit would count as a job" on rogan

love driving by a church so big that they need taxpayer-funded police presence just to direct traffic, imagining all the totally normal stuff going on in there on a sunday morning

trump is delayed because the rash that was on his hand has spread to his dick and it fell off and rolled into a drain and he's trying to fish it out with a little piece of string

brought a bagged lunch etc etc

this quote from kurt + michael jordan's "republicans buy sneakers, too" are the two driving philosophies behind the modern american left, and unfortunately for us, jordan is the one who's still alive

it's snowing outside, big soft flakes, the whole world feels quiet and it looks very beautiful, and also if I have to shovel even a single inch of snow from my driveway I am gonna shoot the snow clouds with a gun, which I will purchase for that purpose from the gun store

we got republican mayor dingus: sex pervert and the supreme court striking down tariffs in the same day. conditions are ripening. it's imminent. it's never been closer.

making the mouth noises from the spielberg disclosure day trailer while informing my coworkers that it's donut day

The list has not steered me wrong yet

The fuck

The Democratic Party talking to Republicans vs their base. Incredible work by @ senzerules on IG and Tiktok. Brits, you can replace the text with the obvious suspects.

kind of over seeing nick fuentes on the timeline, even to dunk in him

donald trump misremembered and stole "makin' it great" from the pizza hut/ninja turtles musical collab and our world is so much worse for it

This is what they took from you

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

record-high february heat didn't keep me from playing basketball, and since turning 40, I've been lethal from beyond the arc. high scorer in 4 of 6 games. can't recommend being 40 enough.

someone should give me $1 million to fix the nba's tanking problem with the elegant solution I came up with by rooting for a very bad team with generally bad lottery luck

hands up if your birthday passed without you being arrested for your deep ties to history's most notorious pedophile

I was counting down the minutes until it's socially acceptable to go get a burrito, then I remembered my boss isn't in the office today and it immediately became burrito time 😈

This is an illegal move and this creature would likely be ejected from the game

when It Happens, David Gilmour & Roger Waters will finally reunite to release the worst Pink Floyd song you’ve ever heard

I have arrested U.S. President Donald John Trump on suspicion of being a big doofus.

[november 5, 2024 democrat politician voice] "donald trump is an existential threat to our planet [election results get called] and my good friend"

me repeatedly fitting the narrow window of final fantasy enjoyment like I'm en route to achieving quantum immortality

the first and only great piece of art of 2026

walked into my showing for nirvanna the band the show the movie and everyone here looks like me???

Technology that The Left is excited about:

Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines. We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.

someone just decided to watch tár again tonight. can you guess who?

chatgpt is currently at the "you don't owe your bitch grandma anything" self-care phase and will soon enter the "I'm actually at capacity and can't hold appropriate space for you" phase

when fascist propaganda sites or buildings get "vandalized" it's always with dry erase markers or pieces of paper taped to the wall. enemies of the fascists get fire bombs and shattered glass.

Making fun of Bluesky for being too lib/picky/cringe Millennial/whatever is good and funny, it's being a pouty little bad faith bitch hater about it that's exhausting to look at

leaving work early for the reason of had a really unsatisfying stretch-and-yawn

while wandering around New Orleans today discussing Cake (the band) my girlfriend and I settled on "is The Doors ska?" as the most annoying question either of us has ever asked. Horrible idea, horrible mouthfeel even when you say it

Extremely funny to log on to this site populated exclusively by communist furries who work in software development and go “does the left like ANY technology?”

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

it probably won't today, but it has to someday 🙂

the administration tried to squash this post btw. but the truth must be known

donald trump, sir, you are no good. and furthermore, you're orange. and fired!!!

I saw jesse jackson speak in my home town after trayvon martin was murdered. the right, as always, called him a "reverse-racist agitator" - because if your message is peace, equality, and unity, you're evil in the right-wing worldview.

you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”

The word for "coffee" is a near-cognate in almost every language. Whatever else is said, that word must be understood

was playing some magic the gathering at a bar with some friends and our game ended early because of a major storm and power outage. I was going to gather so much magic. instead I drove home in a flash flood

saw a cloud that looked like e.t. on a beanbag hitting a spliff, and you're telling me you don't believe in intelligent design

you ever think about how some people just kept posting on twitter, and their new-era bangers are like a substack lib calling a nazi a pedo and they have never even heard tell of the slut gnomes of false berlin