spec ops: the line (2012)

not really the point, but they kinda cooked when they said hang mike pence

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

most of the good american food was created by cultures of people the americans killed, subjugated, continue to oppress, etc., so what's with the high horse here food-wise. my state's best culinary contribution is named after a whole other country.

my brother lost his hearing when he got meningitis as a baby. we're lucky that's all he lost. fuck these monsters.

my front door camera keeps getting tripped by giant wasps building nests on my door. what kind of garbage state is hot enough for wasps to be active in january

Gen Z doesn't understand what a powerful track 1, track 2, track 3 this was

MORNING (Anagrammed Lines) Nature painted this morning as a thorn in untried pigment, a mad night in turpentines, or the turning points in a dream....

got the kind of headache where it feels like if someone cracked an egg over my head and everywhere the egg dripped it was just pain

this fcs championship game is the only good football game at any level in any location in all of the world

when celebs do a shitty line read or mispronounce words in commercials, it's because they're comrades doing corporate sabotage against the company that hired them

Six reasons why Trump’s attack on Venezuela was very wrong:

happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki

can a kind gentle soul please point me in the direction of how to scam rich ppl out of their money? bcos u see, they have so much of it and I largely have none.

here's something stupid. you can go to sleep on a sunday night then randomly have like 4 hours of extremely vivid dreams of watching friends and family die in a mass shooting, then your alarm goes off and you just have to go to work and be normal.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

gdq is maybe the corniest thing that I genuinely love. a huge shining oasis for lgbtq+ and marginalized people in a community that for decades was known for its toxicity.

It was deliberate intentional and from the top down. That's how you do it.

like if you just accept that these movies are 1/3 weird well-meaning goofy racism, 1/3 people walking through a forest and yelling at each other, and 1/3 cool action shit, you'll never be disappointed

some of you have a lot of negative things to say about avatar, but if a limey bloke was telling you to 'av a tár (2022) I bet you'd go with it

seeing avatar 3. lol

Like I understand that both leftists (et al) and liberals (and centrists) are both against fascism and hate Trump. Good. It's that the liberals want to do the same shit they've been doing for 40 years that clearly doesn't work, and then call leftists traitors and trump supporters and idiots about it

Five years from now it can open its own Bluesky account

post deleted for reasons 1) emo bullshit 2) sounded too much like a v bad dane cook bit 3) the world is so very bad and stupid right now already

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.

these jackasses love murder and genocide, but they're afraid to say fuck

just by-your-logic them. answer that you don't think trump is a good guy either, so maybe you should support some foreign army coming in to liberate us from him

it's always an extremely cursed game when the magic play the bulls

made my first across-the-breakroom paper towel-trash can shot of the year. 2026 confirmed blessed.

if i was more ambitious i would make a youtube channel that makes "things that only exist in japan" type videos but it would just be generic shit and i would be in new york

Friday Fun: 2026 Edition 🎆 New Year, new you! Literally. Roll 3d8 & REPLY here to let fate decide on a system-neutral PC for your next #TTRPG campaign or one-shot 🧝‍♀️ Also, I am open & available to write for your next project starting in February! 🎲

imagine having an elected official who actually enjoys the place he represents and likes the people in it, instead of some powerhungry poli sci dweeb or internet troll. the impossible dream for those of us outside of nyc

trump should take the SAT alongside literally any adjunct professor of any discipline at any college and see which one is more qualified to be a teacher, or president, for that matter

Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now

many are saying lunchtime is just 21 minutes away, but the boldest among us know lunchtime is a state of mind and have been in it for hours already

the story invites us to "see spot run" and informs us that "spot runs fast," yet nowhere in academia has anyone bothered to explain what this means

got the cursed one-day work week to start 2026

of the college football final four, 2 teams have never won a national championship, 1 hasn't won since before my dad was making permanent memories, and 1 hasn't won in a quarter century. that rocks.

there's a bot instantly liking everything I post tonight, but it doesn't follow me (hurtful) and I'm not getting noties about the likes (depriving me of critical serotonin)

the college football playoff quarterfinal at the all state sugar bowl is neat-o

wowww, zohran and rama appear to be wearing clothes. ummmm last I checked, clothes tend to cost MONEY. their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

about to eat day-old grocery store sushi... spicy salmon roll 😈

it sucks so bad that people can write ai csam prompts and see zero consequences but if I write what I want to happen to those people I'll get banned

they call it stranger things but the things never got any stranger. they pretty much stayed at one level of strange the whole time

one of my beliefs is that we as a nation should probably ease up on naming kids "gunner"