Worst children's book series ever:

“learn to read darth” they said “you will see amazing things” they said

Suggestion: Don’t process my children’s data stupidly if you don’t want to spend half a decade in a regulatory inquiry.

I literally feel like my brain is trying to vibrate out of my skull, is this normal

Sony is taking this away from us

Judging from the tone of the #ENGDRC discourse I think it’s fair to say that Bluesky team is “Not England”

i don’t know much about soccer buddy i just watch the cup and root against countries i hate

Update — the €8,500 subsidy is almost fully subscribed already, two hours into the scheme. Transport Minister says no extension

We limit the speed of ebikes "for public safety", yet this study shows we'd need to limit SUVs to 5.7 km/h for them to pose the same risk to other people #motonormativity findingspress.org/article/1587...

Every time my phone updates a new line of pixels goes dead. I cannot choose not to update the phone. And I'm *fine* with this, by the way.

When people talk about taking kids' devices away w/o addressing how they have fuck all else to do, I think about the insane shit all the bored suburban kids I knew got up to before cell phones You can't just take their phones away or they're gonna get into making homemade napalm & burn a field down

El Paso cut pedestrian deaths by 20% by actually building safer streets, not just writing plans. Vulnerable walkers pay the price when cities adopt policies but skip construction. www.smartgrowthamerica.org/knowledge-hu...

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

mfw new Muse album

God, what an exhausting time to have pattern recognition and more than a six month memory.

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Corey Feldman looks like he’s about to say he doesn’t care if my friends and I drink, as long as we do it at the house

one of the new prints added. linocut reproduction of the old punt coin. Green ink on a beautifully textured light pink lokta paper. Photos don’t do it justice tbh

He’s a fan of the fifteen year old, I hear

companies on july 1st

Looking at the GOP getting almost everything they want by packing the court doesn't actually make a strong case for "packing the court won't get you what we want"

It’s some real insult to injury shit because not only do the vast majority of jobs not let you do this even *with* notice and preemptive explanation, not only is intensive mental health care unaffordable for many, but so many people’s mental health is affected by SHIT GUYS LIKE HIM ENACT!!!

Which of course why as well as tax cuts your also introducing quick build cycle lanes and funding all the delayed PT projects right? Right? No thought not #IrishPolitics

I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

And just up the road, the An Post driver blocks almost complete footpath, because he couldn't possibly consider parking on the road and causing drivers to slow down for a sec, blocking the elderly woman approaching on her walker. There's no room for her to get through with support from her friend.

These are vehicles; they don’t belong on the pavement any more than adult cyclists do. Oh, they cause too much disruption in the road? Then if they can’t be deployed in the most appropriate environment for them, they shouldn’t be in use at all.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

Fuck them and fuck this, tbh

"I don't think the way to help people transition is by berating them" weird they didn't say that about minimum alcohol pricing? Or no off license sites past 10pm? Or harsher sentencing for possession and refusal to decriminalize. Weird they're stopping solar grants. It's just weird!

cats after you just fed them 1 hour ago:

I'll add that we've also normalized the debt load having two large vehicles gives people. Not that cargo bikes are cheap, but they're half the price or less than a new car, the ongoing maintenance costs are MUCH less, and many of them retain their values better than a car.

Robert Eggers' remake of "1 Million Years BC" will reportedly use historically accurate grunts and vocalisations.

Robert Eggers' remake of "1 Million Years BC" will reportedly use historically accurate grunts and vocalisations.

Interesting seeing more than a few tradies getting on and off trains here when "what's a plumber going to do, cycle to work?!" is such a common refrain back home.

The Prestige!

I like working nights sometimes cause I wake up and "we hebben een serieus probleem"

They should flip a coin and the winner of the toss gets to decide if it's one goalie - five different penalty takers, or five different goalies - one penalty taker

Yeah and I want actual menus in restaurants again, I hate scanning your QR codes

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

i didn't say time isn't real i said it isn't always on

So many bicycles though! A land of contrasts!

Still riding my e-bike to cancer treatment when I can! With front row parking, too! A reminder that it’s possible. 💗🚲✨

Lot more people smoking in public in Switzerland than I would have guessed tbh

I have just been informed he was in Dublin bus lost property and is now back home again

A cowardly decision by the FAI; that they're hiding the game indicates they're well aware that the vast majority of the public is against them Moving it to a town in Serbia the *total population* of which is just over a fifth the seating capacity of the Aviva Stadium is outright farcical

Some help required. Daughter lost her very special to her Coraline Cat (pictured) at the Kneecap Crystal Palace gig on Saturday night last. Incredibly long shot but means a lot to her. Any and all help very welcome. Pictured at the gig and previously visiting Big Ben.

was going to post some fun melpomene art but i think this is funnier