Got to talk with someone who had never heard of twitch, who skeptically said “people watch strangers play video games” I felt young again

jesus CHRIST he was PRESIDENT THEN, had been for A YEAR

“We’re all looking for the guy who did this” personified, no hell is too hot for any of these psychopaths

It is becoming harder and harder to not post in a way we shouldn’t post

Watching figure skating, seeing a person execute a graceful jump and spin in the air, staggered by the beauty of athletic performance Announcers: well she fucked that up

having suffered my chains for so long, do i even remember how to live free?

imagine being a boxer living in Puerto Rico - with a recently broken jaw - and talking this reckless.

Post a banger than isn't in English IYKYK youtu.be/sAzlWScHTc4?...

JUST IN: DOJ is trying to help Steve Bannon erase his conviction for defying a subpoena from the Jan. 6 committee. Motion has no career prosecutor on it, just signed by US Attorney Pirro. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The ads you see during the Super Bowl every year always reinforce my theory that 85% of people in the ad industry have absolutely no idea what they're doing, and no sense of what makes customers buy or not buy their products. Just throwing stuff out there to see what happens.

This book has the most scathing dedication by an illustrator I have ever seen (and he is completely right) #kidlit

Post a banger that isn't in English.

yes excellent well done no notes

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hey @discord.com pretty sure it was your data breach that caused my debit card info to be stolen

It's a once in a lifetime chance. They've spent, in most cases, dozens of years training for this, dedicating their lives to this moment, because the difference between gold and nothing may be a 1% difference. There's nothing "extreme" about not wanting to lose a gold medal because you had a cold.

I took down Andrew Cuomo, now I'm running for City Council to take on the cost of living crisis.

"suspected political message" its low key kind of funny how much money this country has invested in AI and yet they act like they cant easily get a translation lmfao

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And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

*Green card application in process and work permit, married to US citizen *Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record *In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release *He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation

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I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote Please engrave it on my tombstone

Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.” This is why we need to be telling our stories.

Oop This bit from his wikipedia, lol

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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

-Unclear opt-out procedures. Ring likes to make this stuff opt in by default which means, if you can, you’ll have to dig around in settings and turn off participation others other people will be having your camera doing AI recognition searches.

I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

Genuinely do not think we were the intended audience for that ad

I really can’t watch any of these ice flip videos without thinking about how a white man is being rewarded for accomplishing what a Black woman was punished for doing 30 years ago Surya Bonaly was an incredible athlete and she was treated like shit for it

People thought that kid was the other kid for a number of reasons, one is we are traumatized by all this shit

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

The posts from people staying in SF and going to the game discovering that it’s a $300 Lyft or 3 different trains to get there from downtown have been great.

rude of them to have pedro pascal on teevee when im in the middle of bedtime routine

A vehicle 😮‍💨

can u imagine if it happens tonight and the entire stadium starts cheering

is there video please

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

sometimes you notice an academic you've read followed you and you feel like you have to clean up your act before that inevitably falls apart after a few days and sometimes you notice an academic you've read followed you and it was probably because of your gay olympics joke in the first place

This week a whole bunch of Gen X and Gen Z magas belatedly discovered that Rage Against The Machine, Tommy Lee and Green Day are anti-establishment and pretty hardcore anti-fascist, which would have been perfectly obvious the whole time had they taken two seconds to think about it lol.

A Black girl did it first in 1998. She did not win a gold. Matter of fact, her flip ended up costing her

No jury would convict etc

Again I can’t count the amount of times I have to explain if someone actually discovered the trick to getting rich forever with no effort THEY WOULD NOT TELL YOU ABOUT IT

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

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