Give it up for the American healthcare system!

Every single day during my 10 years living in LA I woke up and said to myself, “this place needs two NFL teams.”

The weird way my neighbor got me into Portugal. The Man

Too sleep deprived to confirm or deny but my wife claims she just heard me mutter “I am so sick of Neil Patrick Harris” to myself while warming up milk bottles in the kitchen.

I’m the farthest thing from a conspiracy theorist. However. I firmly believe that Mr. Met and Mrs. Met’s marriage fell apart in the early 90s and they have been divorced ever since. Their marriage is a facade to console Mets fans, and it’s very hard on them. Had to get this off my chest. Sorry.

Just saw a street sign that made me pound my chest like a silverback gorilla

My new favorite game is “Kids” by MGMT or “Youth of the nation” by POD

Over the last year or so a series of news articles have sounded warnings about AI psychosis, and now an AI-generated cult, the Spiralists. @iwriteok.bsky.social sits down with @blakewexler.bsky.social to answer an important question: can a chatbot become a cult leader? linktr.ee/behindthebas...

The ol’ carrot on a stick should do it 🥕 @blakewexler.bsky.social @thecroftonshow.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #kashpatel #fbi #trump #thedailyzeitgeist

New Behind the Bastards 🤖 Robert concludes his explanation of how AI chatbots replicate cult dynamics in the brains of some vulnerable users. @iwriteok.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/behindthebas...

Careful out there, Scientology runners 🙅 @andrewti.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #scientology #scientologyrun #comedy

Apparently the UK’s version of The Dollar Store is called Poundland. It’s also where I took your mother last night but that’s an entirely different conversation.

Few things on earth capture my undivided attention like a public dispute between neighbors

Anyone else have a scream pillow? 😱 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #rage #scream #pillow

Philly! Two shows this Saturday 4/11 at Next in Line Comedy and let me tell you I will be in it to twin it. This is your last chance to see me do my hour with the virility of a childless adult so do not miss this opportunity.

People are so weird about jazz

We’re having twins?!

HEY PHILLY! On April 11th I’m coming home to my favorite place on earth do my last shows before I take a long break from touring. Please come out and see my new hour, you’ll be glad you did! 🦅 Tix here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

I’m sorry what kind of dog do you have?

The G split me

If more comedians went to therapy these are the clips you’d see

My laptop screen has reached the level of dirty where it looks like most English words have accents, and every sentence has at least 5 commas

Nothing worse than an off-leash dog person.

I’m so sorry hunny I can barely hear you. Did you just say your husband went out to shovel? As in only one?

New Yorkers: do not take this winter storm lightly. Open mic comedians are canceling their roast battles. If that’s not a harbinger of doom I don’t know what is.

I can’t believe we have to deal with this shit again

Crazy to think that this is a picture of a freshly-minted, 37-year-old alpha

I finally get to do an hour of stand-up in Atlanta and it’s happening on March 5 at @heliumcomedyatl.bsky.social! 🎟️ atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/345562

Discussing Mamdani’s campaign promises 🚽 @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #mamdani #publicrestroom #podcast #numbertwo

Eagles fans needed a year off

The snow is not fun anymore.

I legit just threw out my back trying to separate the art from the artist

Running my new hour at one of the best places this Saturday. Get your 🎟️ here: www.artsquest.org/event/blake-...

I know nothing about EDM music, but I think I took a selfie with a famous Swedish DJ on my walk this morning

I rarely speak about this publicly but I was the intimacy coordinator on Muppet Treasure Island

Big one in Brooklyn tonight! 8pm at Littlefield, featuring some of my fav comics @brittany-goblin.bsky.social, Brittany Cardwell & Michael Longfellow. 🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

Getting your 1st nickname is a big deal. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield. 🎟️ Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl... #dad #nickname #brooklyn #newyorker #standup

Running my new hour with some special guests in Brooklyn tomorrow night! Tix still available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

🥤 The New York food scene was very different in the 1940s & 50s. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield with special guests @brittany-goblin.bsky.social and Michael Longfellow. 🎟️ Get your tix www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

Apparently my Great Uncle did weird body stuff at Coney Island. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show on 1/16. 🎟️Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home. NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

On New Years Eve we went to one of those dives where you can write on their stuff. My contribution is aging way too well

Hey! I’m debuting my new hour in Brooklyn on January 16th. It’ll be one hell of a show, get your tix here pretty please: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl... I ate this entire thing last night.

On Christmas I had a few too many and took what I thought was a “really cool” selfie in front of a sunset

I swear to god this cocktail just looked me in the eyes and said “Mommy?”

Happy holidays to those who celebrate

I am very pleased to announce that The Men’s Warehouse has updated their terms of service.

Can you imagine going to jail for that

Just saw this cardinal outside my window, and in the most embarrassing tone humanly possible I squealed “oh my god I hope he builds a nest!”

🎄A little holiday hack!